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Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
John-Wayne I think you care too much about other peoples social constructs. and i think you might perpetuate them by giving them attention. and i think you must be very lonely and probably envy them for their synthetic fraternity because you realize deep down that superficial friendship might be more rewarding than your total lack of social skills. and this causes you to think that youre better than them because you have some kind of integrity that they dont but that doesnt help you in your lonely nights. i guess thats why you come to i-mockery. i guess its why we all come to i-mockery.


Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 10:32 PM

More people should tell Jixby Phillips he is great.

Not me, I don't get on with him, but the rest of you & such.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2006 10:51 PM

Jixby Phillips is great. For serious.

Sam Nov 15th, 2006 02:57 AM



"I LOVE JIXBY PHILLIPS!"

Supafly345 Nov 15th, 2006 05:48 AM

Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.

thebiggameover Nov 15th, 2006 06:18 AM

Jixby fucked with me two years ago, and i will never forget that. so fuck jixby.... :angry

MetalMilitia Nov 15th, 2006 02:25 PM




Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2006 12:42 PM

NZ wants to host the Rugby World Cup in a few years & we need a new stadium to do it, but everyone is being a big cock about where to put it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3863465a10,00.html
Kiwi News[/url]]Straight out of left field, children's book author Jonathan Gunson has a new solution to the Auckland stadium row – a "waka stadium" of Eiffel Tower proportions.


Sydney had the Opera House, the United States its Statue of Liberty and France its Eiffel Tower – and New Zealand should take the opportunity to create its own internationally recognised icon, Gunson said yesterday.

"Here's a chance to do something unique and put us on the map . . . we'd get non-stop coverage."

Gunson, whose grandfather Sir James Gunson was Auckland mayor for a decade till 1925, is the author of the Buzzy Bee children's book series.

He came up with the "waka" concept and posted it on his Alchemy Publishing website in the hope of stimulating debate and attracting Sports Minister Trevor Mallard's attention.

"He looked at it and liked it but said, 'Imagine the cost,' " Gunson said.

He is unconcerned whether his design or another of similarly epic proportions is built, saying he cares only that the waterfront site is not wasted on "a box to house 60,000 people".

"If they're just going to ram something in there, I'd rather they did it at Eden Park."

When New Zealand won the America's Cup, Gunson said, he realised the country could do anything.

His concept, which would need to be redesigned by an architect to make it "do-able", includes underwater-lit oars stretching from the stadium top to the seabed, parks at both ends of the oval and a 290-metre-high prow with copper inlay Maori artwork.

Auckland's Sky Tower, the tallest tower in the Southern Hemisphere, is 328 metres high.

I've read a dozen articles about this stupid topic recently, it's the last line that makes this one special.

Jon Gunson says the new stadium should be a world landmark rather than just another shitty box, and with a landmark people might give a damn about Auckland.

What the last line says to me is "Dude, we have a landmark!" Where? "The Sky Tower!" But that's shit. "Dude! ;'("

:pubtinmowler

MarioRPG Nov 16th, 2006 01:15 PM

Didja here they are going to cut Anne Frank's tree down? DIDJA?!?!

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2006 01:33 PM

In the end, the Nazi's always win! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2006 01:38 PM

:lol


Wait! That was a joke, right? The joys of reading Fartin.

MetalMilitia Nov 16th, 2006 02:05 PM

I think my favourite joke in the whole of Arrested Development is when Michael suspects George Michael is hiding his girlfriend Ann in the attic so he asks Lindsay and she says "who from, the nazis?".

Also I was just on AD's IMDB page and Tobias (David Cross) did the voice of a marine in HALO2 :eek

executioneer Nov 16th, 2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
NZ wants to host the Rugby World Cup in a few years & we need a new stadium to do it, but everyone is being a big cock about where to put it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3863465a10,00.html
Kiwi News[/url]]Straight out of left field, children's book author Jonathan Gunson has a new solution to the Auckland stadium row – a "waka stadium" of Eiffel Tower proportions.


Sydney had the Opera House, the United States its Statue of Liberty and France its Eiffel Tower – and New Zealand should take the opportunity to create its own internationally recognised icon, Gunson said yesterday.

"Here's a chance to do something unique and put us on the map . . . we'd get non-stop coverage."

Gunson, whose grandfather Sir James Gunson was Auckland mayor for a decade till 1925, is the author of the Buzzy Bee children's book series.

He came up with the "waka" concept and posted it on his Alchemy Publishing website in the hope of stimulating debate and attracting Sports Minister Trevor Mallard's attention.

"He looked at it and liked it but said, 'Imagine the cost,' " Gunson said.

He is unconcerned whether his design or another of similarly epic proportions is built, saying he cares only that the waterfront site is not wasted on "a box to house 60,000 people".

"If they're just going to ram something in there, I'd rather they did it at Eden Park."

When New Zealand won the America's Cup, Gunson said, he realised the country could do anything.

His concept, which would need to be redesigned by an architect to make it "do-able", includes underwater-lit oars stretching from the stadium top to the seabed, parks at both ends of the oval and a 290-metre-high prow with copper inlay Maori artwork.

Auckland's Sky Tower, the tallest tower in the Southern Hemisphere, is 328 metres high.

I've read a dozen articles about this stupid topic recently, it's the last line that makes this one special.

Jon Gunson says the new stadium should be a world landmark rather than just another shitty box, and with a landmark people might give a damn about Auckland.

What the last line says to me is "Dude, we have a landmark!" Where? "The Sky Tower!" But that's shit. "Dude! ;'("

:pubtinmowler

they should just build it on the hill they had meduseld on :x

Pub Lover Nov 16th, 2006 03:25 PM

Willie! :lol

Every city should build it's best feature a thousand miles away. ;)

executioneer Nov 16th, 2006 03:35 PM

oh right it has to be near auckland woops

executioneer Nov 16th, 2006 03:40 PM

uhhh then Weathertop or Hobbiton i guess

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2006 03:29 PM

I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled the day before thanksgiving. Fack.

executioneer Nov 17th, 2006 03:33 PM

are they hurtin' you something fierce :(

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2006 03:39 PM

They's hurtin something fierce, allright.

Whatever. I'll just stock up on mashed potatoes and creamed corn.

MetalMilitia Nov 17th, 2006 04:16 PM

I think that's wise. I'm not sure if you could safely loose any more wisdom. :p

FartinMowler Nov 17th, 2006 09:03 PM

My birthday fell on Playstation 3 and James Bond, so I took my wife to see James Bond and enjoyed it. I'm drinking my favorite beer Amsterdam nut brown ale and looking at the cool card my mom sent me :)


Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2006 01:20 PM

Best card ever! :love :love :love :metalmilitia

EisigerBiskuit Nov 21st, 2006 01:31 PM

Mmbop

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2006 07:10 PM

Bop da bop

Emu Nov 21st, 2006 07:18 PM

doo wop

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2006 07:30 PM

yeaaaahh yeah

Sethomas Nov 21st, 2006 07:58 PM

How come "wop" doesn't get converted into something wacky, like, "A fine man of Mediterranean descent, who makes great Alfredo sauce"?

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 21st, 2006 08:03 PM

You spelled it wrong! W.O.P (WACKY ORANGE PENIS).

MarioRPG Nov 21st, 2006 08:18 PM

Shut up, you don't get to post here anymore.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 08:50 PM

Oh leave off Seven Force, MarioRPG.

He can't help being black.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
How come "wop" doesn't get converted into something wacky, like, "A fine man of Mediterranean descent, who makes great Alfredo sauce"?

Does anyone know an offensive word for an Anglo-Saxon? I just can't think of any, so I guess we just rock! :rock

Emu Nov 21st, 2006 09:01 PM

Cockasian. :lol

ArrowX Nov 21st, 2006 09:11 PM

Sevenforce in Somalia

M I RITE GUYS!?

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Cockasian. :lol

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 09:33 PM

What the hell internet? Why does no one on my buddylist want to talk about the Britney Spears True Hollywood Story I just watched while eating lunch? >:

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 09:37 PM

Talking about celebrities, I just got a PM from Rog that shocked me.

It seems Mr Mockery doesn't code his article pages in notepad! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 09:38 PM

It's probably a given, but he didn't want to talk about Britney Spears either. :(

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2006 09:44 PM

Seriously, Mario Lopez? :lol

xbxDaniel Nov 21st, 2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Mario and Britney were definitely together. They were even holding hands.
:eek

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2006 11:03 PM

Hey OAO because of the board crash your posts have been deleted would you mind reposting your Rick Moranis impressions? Thanks

FartinMowler Nov 22nd, 2006 11:40 AM

More like More Anus :/ OAO is a turd at best.

xbxDaniel Nov 22nd, 2006 11:03 PM

I need a new avatar.

Fathom Zero Nov 23rd, 2006 02:11 AM

One of Juttin's home movies.

MarioRPG Nov 23rd, 2006 04:11 PM

woah, woah, woah. ...Woah. Guys it's my birthday

xbxDaniel Nov 23rd, 2006 09:04 PM

I got bit in the ass by a dog today.

MarioRPG Nov 24th, 2006 02:36 PM

Don't act like you didn't like it.

Azrael Nov 24th, 2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

The category said "Comedy", and yet, there was none to be found.

MarioRPG Nov 24th, 2006 06:16 PM

YouTube is full of lies! Open your eyes people!!!111

xbxDaniel Nov 24th, 2006 08:08 PM

The blonde kid in that video reminded me a lot of the kid from Bad Santa. And why do you have that link Fathom?

Emu Nov 24th, 2006 10:26 PM

I'm bored, fellows.

xbxDaniel Nov 24th, 2006 10:42 PM

Who here isn't?

liquidstatik Nov 24th, 2006 10:59 PM

im not, im high on marijuana :x

xbxDaniel Nov 24th, 2006 11:10 PM

Dude, you are like, soooo cool. Crack's pretty big around here right now. My neighbors got busted for intent to sell.

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
im not, im high on marijuana :x

You're such a slacker omg

ArrowX Nov 24th, 2006 11:15 PM

i am gorse incarnate!

Emu Nov 24th, 2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
i am goatse incarnate!

gross

Emu Nov 24th, 2006 11:38 PM

I just noticed this emote :mds :mds :mds :mds :mds

xbxDaniel Nov 24th, 2006 11:39 PM

:notfunny :barnstar

I didn't notice those until rather recently. I don't keep up with these things.

xbxDaniel Nov 24th, 2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
My girlfriend on the phone breaking up with me. :(


Posted under the Currently Listening To... thread.

So, was she a good lay?

Chojin Nov 25th, 2006 12:19 AM

HALLELUJAH! ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!

xbxDaniel Nov 25th, 2006 12:21 AM

You know he's going to stalk her.

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 25th, 2006 01:00 AM

No thats not possible. Restraing order is back.

xbxDaniel Nov 25th, 2006 01:02 AM

But was she a good lay?

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 25th, 2006 01:03 AM

Better than the first time. :(

Esuohlim Nov 25th, 2006 02:19 AM

Guys I just took a gander at my post count and I am quite frightened :(

Misdemonar Nov 25th, 2006 02:46 AM

pub has nothing on you :eek

Esuohlim Nov 25th, 2006 03:58 AM

If I ever write memoirs it's going to have five chapters about posting on internet forums :(

Emu Nov 25th, 2006 11:25 AM

Dude when you get to 10,000 you get a barnstar.

Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2006 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
The blonde kid in that video reminded me a lot of the kid from Bad Santa. And why do you have that link Fathom?

I went for the Bad Youtube contest and searched for "Own3d", lo and behold I find this gem. I found it too funny to truly be bad, especially since Juttin looks awfully similar to the Thurman Murman lookalike in the video.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar
pub has nothing on you :eek

Despite what you guys think, I don't spend much time here. ;)

liquidstatik Nov 25th, 2006 07:08 PM

oh yeah right

liquidstatik Nov 25th, 2006 07:09 PM


Misdemonar Nov 25th, 2006 07:14 PM

hey mr.internet man!

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2006 08:12 PM

Hey guys, you remember I did that thing where I posted the good bits of the rest of forum in this thread?

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2006 08:12 PM

I still do that.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2006 08:13 PM

Yup.

liquidstatik Nov 25th, 2006 08:37 PM

Nu uh, do it now :o

executioneer Nov 25th, 2006 09:51 PM

i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good

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Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2006 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
nods

They're in league with Kane... don't answer!

BlueOatmeal Nov 26th, 2006 08:14 AM

I gotta go to Circuit City today to get my laptop fixed. I hate shit like this. I have way to much fucking porn on that thing, my wallpaper is a picture of next door nikki all spreading her legs on a sofa. I'm going to get funny looks :(

xbxDaniel Nov 26th, 2006 10:09 AM

Tell them you're an art critic.

WhiteRat Nov 26th, 2006 11:20 AM

My buddy downloaded over 20gb from bangbros.com in one day by using a hacked password he found in a forum.

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2006 04:27 PM

ah, that's the spirit of America.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
It's a proven fact that the gayer you are, the more you'll fit in around here.

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good

Hey Willie, this is a good format. How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you explain it, and maybe give it a rating, but don't rate your own jokes or rate your rating because you might dissappear into a vortex of meta-irony, and everyone will blame me for killing you again. Aight?

Yggdrasill Nov 26th, 2006 08:04 PM

Uhm there is a thread topic by me in general blabber but I didn't make it. What do I do?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 08:27 PM

I'll tell you only if you change your name to LOLVIKINGCOCK.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
i think you need boobies and less obnoxious eyebrows.


FartinMowler Nov 26th, 2006 09:31 PM

So Pub what do you think of the new gender bender? I think every father dreams of there son coming home like that so they can beat the hell out of him and finally get him out of his house :/

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:04 PM

Uh, the same I thought about all these cookie-cutter newbs we get.

Every father, Fartin? Maybe every latent homosexual father who has some sorta urge to fuck his kids or something. Seriously, Fartin?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
i think you need boobies


FartinMowler Nov 26th, 2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Every father, Fartin? Maybe every latent homosexual father who has some sorta urge to fuck his kids or something. Seriously, Fartin?
You should talk Gilligan :/

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:13 PM

Woo! Yeah, you sure turned that around on me! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Pub Lover, you are a homosexual!

Well damn, Fartin. Now everyone knows! >:

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Pub Lover, you are a father of a boy that is unsure of his gender role, you wish to have sex with him and stuff as you are also unsure of what it is that makes a man in the eyes of society!

I mean... shit! :(

Terra Nov 26th, 2006 10:38 PM

E-Wow.

Fartin hasn't changed a bit.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:42 PM

Have you though, Terra?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:43 PM

Hey Terra...

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
i think you need boobies

!

Terra Nov 26th, 2006 10:43 PM

Hell no.


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