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ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 01:16 AM

do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:17 AM

No, that would constitute creepy.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:17 AM

MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 01:17 AM

Do i cut myself with them?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:18 AM

YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:19 AM

How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:20 AM

IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 01:20 AM

ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.


pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:21 AM

loveline forum >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:22 AM

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:23 AM

i am only 19 :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:24 AM

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:25 AM

Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:25 AM

Did that really happen or are you just making that up?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:26 AM

WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:27 AM

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:28 AM

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:29 AM

WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:30 AM

NEITHER OF THOSE :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:31 AM

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:32 AM

A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:34 AM

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:34 AM

WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:35 AM

ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:35 AM

I BET YOU DID TUBBY >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:36 AM

IT WAS A DARE. :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:37 AM

OH HOW SAD :( DID YOUR FRIENDS SAY "I BET YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER LUNCHBOX."?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:39 AM

NO, THEY SAID " I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD EAT A WHOLE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER."

AND I SAID, "I'LL DO IT."

AND I DID IT. :(

IT WAS ONLY ONE STICK.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:40 AM

I BET YOU SOILED YOUR DRAWERS JUMPING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TO VOLENTEER FOR THAT POSITION.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:41 AM

NO, MY DRAWERS WERE IN THE DRESSER. :rollyees

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:42 AM

MUST BE A BIG DRESSER :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:43 AM


Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:44 AM

HEY I THINK I SAW THAT PICTURE IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM :rolleyes

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:45 AM

I DON'T THINK YOU DID, BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE GO TO PHILOSOPHY FORUM. :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:46 AM

AT LEAST I CAN FIT INTO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:48 AM

DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FAT WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR THE PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION FORUM AND FALL INTO THE PHILO FORUM? :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:48 AM

FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN :rolleyes

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:49 AM

THEY DO WHEN THEY SEE A TWINKIE. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:49 AM

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:50 AM

IF YOU WENT HOME, YOU WOULD SEE MY THEORY IN ACTION. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:51 AM

WHY WOULD YOU BE AT MY HOUSE?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:52 AM

SCOUTING FOR WHEN YOUR MOM AND I HAVE OUR KNIFE FIGHT.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:53 AM

DID I TELL YOU MY MOM BROKE HER ANKLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE SOME DELAYS :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:54 AM

DAMMIT.

MORE TIME FOR PRACTICING MY KNIFING SKILLS. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:54 AM

IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO HEAL :rolleyes

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:55 AM

I HOPE IT HEALS FAST. AND I'M GLAD THAT HER ANKLE IS ALL SHE BROKE. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:56 AM

IS THAT A THREAT? >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:57 AM

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 01:58 AM

SRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 01:59 AM

DON'T USE CODE. WE ALL KNOW YOU REALLY WANT A FAG.





FAG. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 02:00 AM

WHY WOULD I GO AWAY TO GET A FAG WHEN I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD? >:

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 02:01 AM

WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO MAKE UP SOMETHING ORIGINAL WHEN YOU COULD USE THE MOST OBVIOUS COMEBACK. >: :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 02:02 AM

JUST STAYING WITH THE THEME :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 02:03 AM

THAT SEEMS LIKE YOUR THEME ALL THE TIME.

EXCEPT THOSE TIMES YOU SAID SOMETHING I WASN'T EXPECTING. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 02:05 AM

"I'LL BE BACK, HA I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT" :lastactionheroreference:(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 02:06 AM

Actually... I was expecting some sort of reference. :/

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 02:07 AM

damn


WELL I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL CONVERSATION BUT I NEED TO PEE AND DO HOMEWORK :(

EverythingWillSuck Apr 7th, 2004 02:09 AM

:rolleyes SAM

10:09 PM
>:
?
YEAH THAT"S WHAT I THOUGHT
10:10 PM
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
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I DON"T THINK YOU ARE REALLY BUSY
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EVERYTHINGWILLSUCK
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Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:33 PM

Do you frequently have to apologize for your penis blunders?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 03:34 PM

MY PENIS NEVER MAKES MISTAKES. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:35 PM

Sure sir, that i how you feel, but what about the ladies?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 03:36 PM

what ladies? :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:37 PM

Exactly, my good man. What ladies you ask. Why the ladies that you are sure to get if you buy my new book Pimpin' ain't easy, BITCH GET OVER HERE.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 03:39 PM

Does it come on tape so I can listen to it in my car and hide my lack of ability to read?

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:40 PM

You are learning already, real playas don't read.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 03:41 PM

MAYBE I SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ADVANCED COURSE.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:44 PM

Sir, do you really think that you are ready for the advanced course? Before you can even sign up you have to show proficient skill in Hollering at Bitches, Smoking Reef, and Gettin' yo' FREAK ON.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 03:46 PM

I have a class 4 LICENSE in Playerizing.

ALL I LACK IS REFINING.

Cap'n Crunch Apr 7th, 2004 03:46 PM

I just farted. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:47 PM

I can see i am dealing with a true playa here, COULD YOU BE THE ONE PROPHISISED TO BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE OF PIMPING UPON THIS LAND?

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 03:54 PM

SHUYTUPSHUTUP[SHUTUPSHUPUPU LOOLOL

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 03:58 PM

MATT WINS

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 06:17 PM

I refuse to make new threads now, i just post whatever i need in here :/

ScruU2wice Apr 7th, 2004 08:07 PM

I never do anything :(

I always sit at home and come here because i only have a few friends who i hang out with :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:12 PM

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP BITCHING?

I'M PRETTY SURE I DID, BUT LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

STOP BITCHING. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 08:15 PM

STRAIGHT FROM THE BITCHHORSES MOUTH, BITCHHORSE.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:16 PM

YOUR MOTHER?

OH SNAP ZING I SO GOT YOU.

YOU ARE GAYER THEN SAME SEX MARRIAGE. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 08:18 PM

NOR CAL IS HELLA GAY

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:20 PM

NOT IF YOU LIKE POT. AND HIPPIES. AND POT. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 08:21 PM

How did you know i liked those things? :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:22 PM

Instead of going back and finding whatever conversation you said all that in, I opt to bring you this thriller.

Mattchew Harty: We're going to have a brawl :(
Mattchew Harty: At a field
Mattchew Harty: With 2 of my friends
Mattchew Harty: I made an action plan
*** Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 08:23 PM

I bet you want to directly connect you gay :(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:24 PM

I BET YOU ARE AROUSED BY THE THOUGHT OF ME AND HIM CONNECTING. DIRECTLY. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 7th, 2004 08:25 PM

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ":(" WAS FOR FAG :rolleyes

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:27 PM

I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MIND READER, AND IF I WAS I WOULD BE TOO PARALYZED WITH FEAR TO READ YOURS, FOR FEAR OF BEING TAINTED BY THE ABUNDANCE OF HOMOSEXUAL IMAGERY. >:

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:31 PM

WTF

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:34 PM

Mattchew Harty: omg wtf
Mattchew Harty: I have all my stuff checked off on prefrences
Switch Dingo: >:
Mattchew Harty: omfg
Mattchew Harty: Whatever it was such a funny picture too
Mattchew Harty: :-!
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:34 PM

Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:37 PM

Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty: THANK YOU AGAIN
Mattchew Harty: I NEVER GOT TO THANKING YOU ABOUT SAYING "I'LL BET" THE FIRST TIME
Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: DIE
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Switch Dingo: Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:37 PM

Switch Dingo (6:55:10 PM): Kellychaos is a guy =(

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:39 PM

Mattchew Harty: I was looking at my old posts today :/
Mattchew Harty: I WAS LIKE THIS "HAY GUYS POTHOLE LOL! :D"
Switch Dingo: ORAGNE
Switch Dingo: I always confused you for Kellychaos
Switch Dingo: because you'd both type orange =(
Mattchew Harty: Yeah i think she mocks me to this day about that :/
Mattchew Harty: I thought we were friends back in the day ._.
Switch Dingo: Kellychaos is a guy =(
Mattchew Harty: I know

Cap'n Crunch Apr 7th, 2004 08:44 PM

Wait, Kellychaos is a guy? :lol

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:45 PM

NO

Cap'n Crunch Apr 7th, 2004 08:49 PM

OH

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:50 PM

Shut up

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:54 PM

TOLD YA'LL.

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:55 PM

Stop crying.

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 08:56 PM

Mattchew Harty: SHOW ME YO TITTIES, IM RICK JAMES, BITCH
Switch Dingo: you are so gay
Mattchew Harty: Shit List
Mattchew Harty: Bye
Switch Dingo: I"M WARING SUNGALSES
Mattchew Harty: Shut the fuck up.
Mattchew Harty: IM me again and i
Mattchew Harty: 'll warn you.
Switch Dingo: YEAH
Switch Dingo: WELL
Mattchew Harty: Ok.
Switch Dingo: WARN ME
Switch Dingo: AND I'LL KILL YOU

Matt Harty Apr 7th, 2004 08:59 PM

Did you carve any nice designs in your arm today?

Sam Apr 7th, 2004 09:01 PM

No, DID YOU? :rolleyes


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