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Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 469672)
smoked too much?
what does that mean?

I get this really rough feeling in my lungs if I smoke too much. Smoke anything, even incense, so I think it's psychosomatic bullshit, but the problem is knowing it's all in my head doesn't help make it go away.

Yeah I get all panicky. I meant 'freak' out, not do cartwheels. I'm sorry but we seem not to be talking the same dialect.


I do know there are good, bad & mediocre everything. I haven't only tried the stuff once. I go in all "yeah it'll be great, I believe the hype!" Then later I'm not so believeing the hype.

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:16 PM

I'd rather be stoned around a bunch of angry people than sober.
I'd rather be stoned around a bunch of happy people than sober.

I might opt to not be stoned around talkative people because I talk even less when stoned than I do when sober :O

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:17 PM

It's just an opinion guys, it doesn't make pot any less great for any of you. ;(

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:17 PM

I knew what you meant by flip i just tried to make it more exciting.

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:18 PM

pub we're trying to get to the ROOT of why you don't like pot we're just concerned about you.

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:19 PM

Oh. I'm sorry, I've been speaking to Lenor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 469674)
it's never the pot; always depends on the mood of whoever you're around. bad pot only gets you semi-high, but its still a good high

I do like this idea that the reason point isn't very good for me is because I'm a horrible person. :)

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:19 PM

HE WAS CHEWING ON HIS FUCKING HAT WHY ISNT THERE MORE LAUGHTER?

Womti Feb 9th, 2007 05:21 PM

no pub I mean if you hasng around jerks who dont like you rthne your high probsably wont be vbery plaeseant :<

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 469679)
pub we're trying to get to the ROOT of why you don't like pot we're just concerned about you.

I really like good beer, whiskey & rum.

I'm not so good with the cheaper stuff.

Wine on the other hand I don't really care as it all tastes the same to me. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 469683)
no pub I mean if you hasng around jerks who dont like you rthne your high probsably wont be vbery plaeseant :<

Yeah, & I would only consistently be around people that hate me if I am a terrible person.

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 05:23 PM

i dont even drink anymore because i can drink a little and feel somewhat alright but if I drink alot then I just fall asleep :(
I think I like pills better than anything.

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2007 05:26 PM

Time for this SERIOUS HOMO to ride his SERIOUS HOMO horse into the SERIOUS HOMO sunset.

See you guys in the SERIOUS HOMO future.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 05:26 PM

kahljorn you need to lay off the drugs

but really, the best drug is cocaine ;<

Chojin Feb 9th, 2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 469610)
No. "Could care less" falls into the same realm as "for all intensive purposes" and both are generally said by ignorant douchebags that shouldn't be talking in the first place.

That has been the gold standard from Time and Memorial. -VinceZeb

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 05:49 PM

mmmm cold coffee ;o

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2007 05:50 PM

Pub come back I'm not a fan of pot either...

...

:(

Bye :tear

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 05:52 PM

i'm not sure if i'll be posting so much now that pubs gone ;<

Moobs Feb 9th, 2007 05:53 PM

Yeah some guy I know pretty well has just come out of a circle of depression due to taking weed like every school day. That's the first time I've ever seen someone get a negative effect of weed ;o

Another story my best friend took what he thought was a parecetemol...it was a pink euro

Lenor Feb 9th, 2007 05:53 PM

lets go smoke some pot.. o0o0o0o .. lets go smoke some pot

danny - its all about the scripts or liquor :rave

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 05:55 PM

the only negative of pot is that it's not free :x

Chojin Feb 9th, 2007 05:55 PM

i edited my post so you faggots could join in the jubilations

Moobs Feb 9th, 2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 469703)
the only negative of pot is that it's not free :x

I steal ciggerettes off my dad, pot off my friends friends and food from woolworths, and I still don't have any money :<

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2007 05:59 PM

Hey Seven Force they made the Something Awful front page absofuckinglutely shitty now

Mockery Feb 9th, 2007 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 469707)
Hey Seven Force they made the Something Awful front page absofuckinglutely shitty now

Wow that really doesn't look right. You sure it's not a joke? Cuz yeah, I definitely prefer the old, more simple design than this one. This new design looks like a template that would come with an HTML editing program.
:x

Chojin Feb 9th, 2007 06:19 PM

Jesus, you're not kidding.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 06:20 PM

i don't know what it used to look like, but it looks pretty organized i think ;o

Lenor Feb 9th, 2007 06:22 PM

VB possibly?


I miss pub already :/

Chojin Feb 9th, 2007 06:42 PM

it looks like dog shit, danny. It looks like they were bought by a rogue federation of the UGO that requires their affiliates rip off Office Depot's website.

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 9th, 2007 06:50 PM

Publover please god come back :tear

I think Im gonna go smoke some weed. BUT ALONE. NOT WITH YOU LENOR.

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2007 06:52 PM

God why would they do that

Seven Force Feb 9th, 2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 469740)
Publover please god come back :tear

I think Im gonna go smoke some weed. BUT ALONE. NOT WITH YOU LENOR.

you always smoke weed alone you sad useless sack of zits, adipose tissue, and pubic hair

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 9th, 2007 06:54 PM

No I dont.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 07:06 PM

zbf isn't cool enough to smoke weed

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 469736)
it looks like dog shit, danny. It looks like they were bought by a rogue federation of the UGO that requires their affiliates rip off Office Depot's website.

lol, maybe so. like i said, i have no idea what it used to look like, i don't read humor sites. ;<

Mockery Feb 9th, 2007 07:09 PM

5000 REGISTERED MEMBERS

blackmoth_superrainbow was the new member who got #5000 :squigly

Grislygus Feb 9th, 2007 07:17 PM

Superrainbow, huh? Fantabulous.

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 07:59 PM

drugs are so lame from now on i am jsut drinking water

MarioRPG Feb 9th, 2007 08:03 PM

And smoking, and drinking....

noob3 Feb 9th, 2007 08:08 PM

i am going to smoke some oxygen guys

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 08:16 PM

:lol it's going to explode in your face and catch your face on fire

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 08:16 PM

dont do it nooob think of your friends

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 08:23 PM

man now he's really going to do it ;(

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 08:25 PM

my 'friend' tried to take a shot of everclear while it was on fire

he set his face on fire ;<

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 08:46 PM

there's a video on youtube of someone doing something like that :O

I had a friend who tried to blow fire and he had a big beard and his face got burned pretty bad

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 08:55 PM

hahaha, people are dumb :x

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:00 PM

lol yea it was funny because afterwards he'd only talk to you with the right side of his face pointing at you.

FartinMowler Feb 9th, 2007 09:17 PM

I must have passed Beer # 5000 a while back :blah

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:17 PM

hah, i burned my stomach with a cigarette once if that counts ;o

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:18 PM

AM I A MAN YET

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:41 PM

You have to memorize the dance first. >:

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:44 PM

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPSOND TO THAT SO SUP GUYS

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:45 PM

WHATEVA :rolleyes

IM HUNGRY DUDE WHAT ABOUT YOUDE?

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:47 PM

I'M HUNGRY TOO, AND MY DAD JUST PASSED OUT DRUNK AND I CAN'T FIND HIS DEBIT CARD :[

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:48 PM

What's in the kitchen YOUDE? If there's potatoes you should make french fries :O just soak the potatoes in water for ten minutes then fry them.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 09:51 PM

lol we don't have potatoes, i think my sis just got home with some shit to cook :O

p.s. wtf is YOUDE i don't get it!

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:55 PM

You and dude put together, youde.

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 09:56 PM

It could also be YO DUDE put together.

Imagine the sincere encounters... "Yooouuude, how you been man"

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 10:19 PM

wudit do maaaayne
im eatin a hershey's cookie and cream :O

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 10:20 PM

kahjorn i have a question since you have all the answers

you know how when boys pee they have to shake their weeeiners to let out excess peepee?
do girls have to shake their whole bodys or what? :x

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 10:21 PM

no, they just wipe :O

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 10:26 PM

oooh yeah
i heard that if they wipe the wrong way they could get poop in their vag and it'll cause a disease ;<

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2007 10:30 PM

yea they gotta be really careful about that. Some of them go all the way when they are wiping their asses with their arms between their legs.

liquidstatik Feb 9th, 2007 10:32 PM

haha you're an alright guy :D

Terra Feb 9th, 2007 11:16 PM

oh get a room you two 'lil cum twats ; )

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2007 11:21 PM

Hey, Terra.

MarioRPG Feb 9th, 2007 11:45 PM

Fathom, how goes what ever it is you do?

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 12:01 AM

you mean being a jerk

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2007 12:02 AM

You mean shut up, liquid.

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2007 12:03 AM

I'm downloading episodes of Dexter's Lab from youtube and converting them and putting them on my Xbox.

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 12:37 AM

:O

the only thing i watch on youtube is rap videos and girls dancing ;o

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 12:40 AM

my childhood friend died today of his cancer :/

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2007 12:44 AM

I feel bad cause I giggled.

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 12:47 AM

i lold cuz i thought it was a joke 'til i saw the :/ face now i know it was serious :[

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 12:54 AM

last night it was rumored he died and i was like "no man i saw him at waffle house he was looking healthy as hell" and then today i had like 4 people tell me he died and i've just been sad

alot of my friends & I grew up with him, and it wasn't until highschool that he found out he had bone marrow cancer. it's been about 2-3 years since then :(

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2007 12:59 AM

Shit, that's a bad way to go.

My condolences.

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 01:02 AM

ill smoke one for ya, man ;<

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 01:06 AM

TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP, hilarious runescape quote

"dude i am about to load my bowel" "your bowel?" "im about to get high man" "with your bowel?" "ill be smoking the bowel" "lol"

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 01:10 AM

ill smoke one for him, too :eek

kahljorn Feb 10th, 2007 01:29 AM

I smoked four for myself :O

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 01:53 AM

woah man calm down

kahljorn Feb 10th, 2007 01:58 AM

I DO WHAT I WANT

kahljorn Feb 10th, 2007 01:59 AM

i also took a tranquilizer

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 02:05 AM

PCP? :x

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 02:06 AM

im gonna go smoke this then ride somewhere

peaceee :D

kahljorn Feb 10th, 2007 02:12 AM

I don't know someone gave it to me

liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 02:51 AM

woaaaah

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 02:54 AM

barf barf barf

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 02:58 AM


liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 03:02 AM

hahahahha

SKATERMONKEY Feb 10th, 2007 03:14 AM


liquidstatik Feb 10th, 2007 03:23 AM

I WILL NOT TAKE PART IN YOUR SCHINANIGANSS

executioneer Feb 10th, 2007 07:40 AM

guys where the heck is my bobby hill photoshop, i need it for the board meeting on monday chop chop

GADZOOKS Feb 10th, 2007 01:39 PM

Bohbby, Augh-ahhhhh

GADZOOKS Feb 10th, 2007 01:40 PM

That's from the episode where he catches Bobby using a Tampax.

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2007 02:17 PM

I used to be able to do a flawless imitation of his Augh-ahhhhh thing but have since lost that ability :(

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2007 02:44 PM

So... does anyone have the latest issue of J14 Magazine?

Jeff The Ninja Feb 10th, 2007 05:35 PM

Look at this

Jeff The Ninja Feb 10th, 2007 05:40 PM

I just ate a whole sandwich. All by myself.

GADZOOKS Feb 10th, 2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 469880)
guys where the heck is my bobby hill photoshop, i need it for the board meeting on monday chop chop

Photoshop is for suckers and criminals so I did a mspaint mashup.

VERSION 1:




VERSION 2: (With a little more Willie in it)


Zomboid Feb 10th, 2007 08:07 PM

That's actually pretty good.


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