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Sam Apr 10th, 2004 12:11 AM

PHALANGES
OW
CORNHOLED
INDONESIA

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:12 AM

EXCLAMATION
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
PERSON

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:16 AM

WTF AM I GOING TO HAVE TO START PLAYING WITH MYSELF NOW OR SOMETHING? :lol

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:17 AM

BREAST FEEDING
UMBRELLA
SEXY
JOAN RIVERS

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:19 AM

OCCASION
LANDMARK
RESTAURANT
VERB

Sam Apr 10th, 2004 12:19 AM

CHAUNAKAH
SAM'S HOUSE
LESTER'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES
poop

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:20 AM

FLAG DAY
THE ROCK BY 5TH STREET
MICKY D'S
JUMP

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:21 AM

EXCLAMATION
VERB
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:22 AM

JUMPING JAHOSEAFATS
PLAY
MANLY
AL ROKERS

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:23 AM

VERB ENDING IN -ED
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ADJECTIVE

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:25 AM

SEXED
BLUE
CHRIS FARLEY
CREAMY

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:25 AM

EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:30 AM

CHOCOLATE
SEXY
PEXY
PEPSI

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:31 AM

PEXY? PEPSI? WTF? >:

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION
EXCLAMATION

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:32 AM

BLUE
RED
A T-REX IS JERKING OFF
JAMES BROWN

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:32 AM

NOUN
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMATION

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:33 AM

VERB
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
VERB
NOUN

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:33 AM

>:

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:34 AM

WTF

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:35 AM

NOUN-VERB
ADJECVERB
ADNOUN
ADADJECTIVE
VERBNOUN

>:

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:37 AM

OK IT'S CALLED "INTERVIEW"

Reporter: SHAZBOT , doggies and coasters ! This is the Tonite Show on KQED . We are discharged tonight by Willie , a breadbox from Oklahoma . How are you, Willie ? Person : heavy , I am so depressed happiness to be on the show! Reporter: rich , what do you maeking teh secks about the vagina-like rugby game this week? Person: SLIPPERS I think it will be crunchtastic . I stabbing the crotchless pants your are jackhammering ! Reporter: Why, YOU GOT SERVED , I serve the handmaid you have on your phalanges ! Person: OW . I cornholed it in Indonesia on my vacation. Reporter: BREAST FEEDING ! How was Indonesia ? Person: UMBRELLA it was simply sexy ! I went with Joan Rivers for our Flag Day . We went to see the Sam's House and of course no trip is complete without going out to Lester's Chicken and Waffles to poop ! Reporter : JUMPING JAHOSAFAT I play the Lester's Chicken and Waffles too! don't they have manly Al Rokers ? Person: Well we actually sexed the blue Chris Farley . Reporter: That sounds very creamy . Was it? Person: CHOCOLATE it was sexy . Reporter: oh that's too blue .Were you red ? Person : A T-REX IS JERKING OFF I was red . Why I'm here, aren't I? REporter: Why JAMES BROWN you are! hump you for you ugly Fartinmowler . OKay and next, How to suck a penis on the KQED !

WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKED. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

Sam Apr 10th, 2004 12:37 AM

WTF I WANT MY MADLIB >:

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:38 AM

TOM HANKS - DANCE
SEXYAP
MCDONALDSTRANSVESTITE
BLACK
LAUGHDOUG FUNNIE

Sam Apr 10th, 2004 12:40 AM

:(

I thought it was funny.

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:41 AM

THAT SOUNDS VERY CREAMY.

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:41 AM

The MadLib is done and over and I'm pissed off at how much it sucked. It wouldn't make sense even if we tried our hardest to make it make sense, WHICH IT DIDN'T >:

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:44 AM

Someone else do a MadLib :(

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:45 AM

Person: Well we actually sexed the blue Chris Farley .
Reporter: That sounds very creamy .

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 12:46 AM

I liked that part :(

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 12:47 AM

I'm going to use creamy to describe everything from now on. :(

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 01:15 AM

What the fuck i can't beleive i missed the 100th page >:

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 01:27 AM

Oh yeah now everyone stops posting here >:

I hate all of you, for toying with my emotions like this :tear

Big McLargehuge Apr 10th, 2004 02:08 AM

Ever notice how we all shut up when you come in?

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 02:16 AM

isn't that what i was saying up there, about you guys toying with my emotions...

Big McLargehuge Apr 10th, 2004 02:21 AM

We aren't "toying with your emotions" we are "dropping hints" :rolleyes.

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 02:22 AM

:tear

that really hurt big, i thought you were my friend...

Big McLargehuge Apr 10th, 2004 02:28 AM

JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU :tear

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 02:30 AM

:)

Gurlugon Apr 10th, 2004 02:31 AM

Guess what today is, guys.

Gurlugon Apr 10th, 2004 02:35 AM

Please guess. :(

Gurlugon Apr 10th, 2004 02:36 AM

That's it, I'm leaving.

Big McLargehuge Apr 10th, 2004 03:10 AM

I HOPE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU JUST KILLED YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD KNEW >:

Gurlugon Apr 10th, 2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I HOPE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU JUST KILLED YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD KNEW >:

IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY!!! :)

Matt Harty Apr 10th, 2004 12:46 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Cap'n Crunch Apr 10th, 2004 01:11 PM

wudoin? :(

Matt Harty Apr 10th, 2004 01:19 PM

>:

ScruU2wice Apr 10th, 2004 04:58 PM

I didn't tell anybody my birthday because it's one day before Lil Bowow's and everyone's getting ready for his party... :(

executioneer Apr 10th, 2004 05:19 PM

my birthday is the same day as tiger woods >:

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 05:26 PM

My birthday is the same day as my 7th grade Spanish Teacher :eek

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2004 05:43 PM

my spanish teacher is a real mexican :o

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 06:16 PM

So was mine :lol

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 06:19 PM

It said Professor Cool just posted in this thread but it doesn't exist wtf

Oh I get it the numbers are all off this should be post 2551 instead of 2550 and it's all fucked up omg

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 06:25 PM

It's time i told you that I don't exist...

Goodbye

HickMan Apr 10th, 2004 07:29 PM

:(

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 07:48 PM

Hey Professor Cool it looks like you haven't updated that Prongi website in a while :rolleyes

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 07:56 PM

Prongi is dead.

Me, Sam, pub, and Ninja are making a new message board though :x

Two-Faced Apr 10th, 2004 10:04 PM

welcome me back cockblocks :love

or do the vice versa you shitty shitty rebels

ScruU2wice Apr 11th, 2004 01:40 AM

What about me, cool. i put in the minimal effort of joining... :(

HickMan Apr 11th, 2004 01:44 AM

CHRISTIAN VALUES :(

ProfessorCool Apr 11th, 2004 01:55 AM

no we picked REPTILE RODEO (well pub did)

http://reptilerodeo.proboards30.com

We made it basically so we can have a general balbber that doesnt get fucked up by dickweeds.

ScruU2wice Apr 11th, 2004 02:01 PM

I have to do homework and some stupid project for me dad... :(

HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 01:03 AM

www.rapsnacks.com

HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 01:04 AM

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HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 01:05 AM

:(

Matt Harty Apr 12th, 2004 10:06 AM

"Master P" PLATINUM BBQ

ScruU2wice Apr 12th, 2004 06:04 PM

I'm gonna go watch reservoir dogs again because it's so great :(

Cap'n Crunch Apr 12th, 2004 06:10 PM

Hickman stole Rapsnacks off of me I showed it to him. >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 12th, 2004 06:11 PM

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful grace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!

Matt Harty Apr 12th, 2004 06:50 PM

KAY-KIO KAY-KIO COWBOY :/

Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2004 06:53 PM

KAY-KIO KAY-KIO _noun_

Snatchtastic Apr 12th, 2004 06:55 PM

Reservoir Dogs is a funny movie.

Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2004 06:57 PM

Resevoir Dogs is a _adjective_ _noun_

Big McLargehuge Apr 12th, 2004 07:32 PM

BARELY 18


ASIAN CHICK

Cap'n Crunch Apr 12th, 2004 07:33 PM

creamy Chris Farley. :lol

ProfessorCool Apr 12th, 2004 08:11 PM

Can i promote the message board again?

HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Hickman stole Rapsnacks off of me I showed it to him. >:

AT LEAST I HAVE RAPSNACKS AT MY SCHOOL. I LIKED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE COOL >:

HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 10:37 PM

midnight snack :(

HickMan Apr 12th, 2004 10:38 PM

104

ScruU2wice Apr 12th, 2004 11:43 PM

welcome to the internet kiddies...

Matt Harty Apr 13th, 2004 09:39 AM

hi my name is matt and i have an anger problem

Snatchtastic Apr 13th, 2004 12:15 PM

HI MATT!!!

ScruU2wice Apr 13th, 2004 04:44 PM

im posting from school, i'm such a rebel :x

HickMan Apr 13th, 2004 08:58 PM

I quit school. It's not my thang :rolleyes

HickMan Apr 13th, 2004 10:41 PM

PutYourToeInYou: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11288
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: i know
BiggieMclargeguy: gays
PutYourToeInYou: that picture of dr. phil is pretty gay looking
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
BiggieMclargeguy: My friends mom is gonna be on Dr. Phil :-(
PutYourToeInYou: cool :-(
PutYourToeInYou: why
BiggieMclargeguy: i dont know
BiggieMclargeguy: but he is my arch nemisis
BiggieMclargeguy: i fight him, with laser eyes
PutYourToeInYou: i can make fire out of two sticks
PutYourToeInYou: i know the old ways
BiggieMclargeguy: You will be useful after the recogning comes.
PutYourToeInYou: i am a surviver
PutYourToeInYou: a loner...
PutYourToeInYou: on the computer
BiggieMclargeguy: oh
BiggieMclargeguy: i see
BiggieMclargeguy: i wanna go smoke :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: but i am not going to
PutYourToeInYou: i can give you a light
BiggieMclargeguy: till a girl i know goes ;(
PutYourToeInYou: ;-)
BiggieMclargeguy: she wants me :-(
PutYourToeInYou: i want her
BiggieMclargeguy: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: i will fight you fo rher
PutYourToeInYou: *lights your foot on fire* :-(
PutYourToeInYou: its awne
BiggieMclargeguy: DID I MENTION THAT I AAM A MASTER OF KNIFE FIGHTING TECHNIQUES, ON THE INTERENT :EEK
PutYourToeInYou: you win :-(
PutYourToeInYou: im going to pretend i got the girl
BiggieMclargeguy: ok
PutYourToeInYou: ;(
BiggieMclargeguy: That is so sad :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: i said in my english paper that average males were like "Monkeys jockeying for postion behind the ripest female" :-(
PutYourToeInYou: i said on my english paper "i can light this peice of paper on fire with two sticks" "on the internet"
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
PutYourToeInYou: i lied
BiggieMclargeguy: liar
PutYourToeInYou: pants on fire
PutYourToeInYou: because of my e-twostickfire techniques
BiggieMclargeguy: maybe you shouldn't tell people abou tthis :-(
PutYourToeInYou: im going to post this whole conversation in the post count fight

Cap'n Crunch Apr 13th, 2004 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Hickman stole Rapsnacks off of me I showed it to him. >:

AT LEAST I HAVE RAPSNACKS AT MY SCHOOL. I LIKED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE COOL >:

I BOUGHT THEM WHEN I LIVED IN THE GHETTO, YOU HOMOGRAPHY.

HickMan Apr 13th, 2004 11:02 PM

I STILL LIVE IN THE GHETTO, HOMESKILLET

ScruU2wice Apr 14th, 2004 12:48 AM

that's pretty sexy :/

executioneer Apr 14th, 2004 02:18 AM

AND IF THERS ONE THING THAT SHE DONT NEED ITS ANOTHER LITTLE HUNGRY MOUTHTO FEED

IN THE GHETTOOOO

ScruU2wice Apr 14th, 2004 08:18 PM

I just finished watching kill bill vol.1, Hopefully, i'll see vol.2 on friday...

Cap'n Crunch Apr 14th, 2004 08:20 PM

I just saw it and it was really good until the anime part. Then it went from really good to okay because anime is horrible. :(

The Retro Kat Apr 14th, 2004 10:38 PM

Hey guyz, wats up?

HickMan Apr 14th, 2004 10:42 PM

Nothin much. I just got back from goodwill. I bought a white 89 cent belt :(

And CHIPs sunglasses :(

ScruU2wice Apr 15th, 2004 12:05 AM

i bought the movie snatch too.

I think i should start renting some movies instead continuously buying them :(

PILLOWFIGHT Apr 15th, 2004 03:47 AM

has anybody here seen jumanji :X

Ghost of Fraiser Apr 15th, 2004 03:53 AM

That movie made me cry, poor robin williams :(

Matt Harty Apr 15th, 2004 09:46 AM

Oh hay pillowfight! :D


I saw Hellboy last night.

Big McLargehuge Apr 15th, 2004 02:44 PM

did it make you cry?

Matt Harty Apr 15th, 2004 03:46 PM

no

ScruU2wice Apr 15th, 2004 05:04 PM

Land before time made me cry... :(

ScruU2wice Apr 15th, 2004 05:07 PM

A kid in my class just said he's going to kill himself....



I'm debating wether i would go to the funeral :/


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