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Matt Harty Apr 15th, 2004 05:59 PM

Homeward bound made me cry.

Big McLargehuge Apr 15th, 2004 06:58 PM

Big Fish made me all teary >:

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 08:20 PM

The Lion King :(

Drev Apr 15th, 2004 08:36 PM

Kangaroo Jack mad eme cry, and I never seen it. :(

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 09:04 PM

christopher walken is in it :(

PILLOWFIGHT Apr 15th, 2004 09:33 PM

you guys we should sing sogns in the this thread!!!

HickMan Apr 15th, 2004 09:35 PM

I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE
HERE IS MY SPOUT
WHEN I GET


thats all i know :( FINISH IT OFF PF!

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 02:02 AM

PutYourToeInYou: MY BROTHER IS PLAYING KINGDOM GAY HEARTS\
PutYourToeInYou: CANT TOUCH THIS
PutYourToeInYou: PUMP UP THE VOLUME
Switch Dingo: YOUR BROTHER BIG POPPA GOAT
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: I WISH
Switch Dingo: omg i'm wrong?
PutYourToeInYou: MY BROTHER IS IMMORTAL GOAT
PutYourToeInYou: :(
PutYourToeInYou: GAY
PutYourToeInYou: GAY
PutYourToeInYou: =(
Switch Dingo: they are all the same to me =(
PutYourToeInYou: ME TOO :O

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 02:08 AM

Switch Dingo: LOL PRICKMAN
Switch Dingo: YOU GOT BURNED
PutYourToeInYou: ;P
Switch Dingo: YOU ARE MY E-HUNNY
PutYourToeInYou: YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR
PutYourToeInYou: :P
Switch Dingo: MY LITTLE (INSERT SOME KIND OF JEWISH FOOD HERE)
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
PutYourToeInYou: FUNKY COLD MEDINA
Switch Dingo: Tone Loc =(
PutYourToeInYou: IM LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW
Switch Dingo: omg i almost bought that cd yesterday because I was drunk =(
PutYourToeInYou: IT'S A GOOD SONG >:
Switch Dingo: ONE GOOD SONG
Switch Dingo: but like
Switch Dingo: the cd is probably crap
PutYourToeInYou: maybe. but ton loc is a cool name
Switch Dingo: maybe
Switch Dingo: but
Switch Dingo: yes I agree =(
PutYourToeInYou: go buy the cd you sober fagit >:
Switch Dingo: NO THX
PutYourToeInYou: >:
PutYourToeInYou: IM LISTENING TO DOUG E FRESH NOW :-(
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: I SO LIEK SAW HIM ON I LOVE THE 80's =(
Switch Dingo: DOUG E FRESH AND THE GET FRESH CREW
PutYourToeInYou: ME TOO

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 02:14 AM

FUNKY COLD MEDINA DUN DUN DUN
FUNKY COLD MEDINA DUN DUN DUN FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 02:54 AM

BiggieMclargeguy: where can i get one of those kill bill plush toys in drevs angry at the japanese post?
Switch Dingo: Japan =(
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: that was the point of the thread =(
BiggieMclargeguy: i know
BiggieMclargeguy: but i need to be able to buy one :(
Switch Dingo: WERE YOU BEING FACECIOUS?
BiggieMclargeguy: no
Switch Dingo: I DID NOT SPELLT HAT RIGHT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: i know

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 02:34 PM

cold cooling at a ball
looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo wassup with the l o c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no name chump
when they know that I'm the star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold medina"

this brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg
he used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it down,

back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton ford
media had some dinner
she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting,
but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya",
that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
that medina's a monster y'all

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 02:40 PM

IM ON AIM TOO >:

HickMan Apr 16th, 2004 02:44 PM

PutYourToeInYou: howdie
Mattchew Harty: FUCK YOU

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 02:45 PM

No I really am enojable to talk to :(

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 04:20 PM

Switch Dingo: HEY I'M ON AIM TOO YA KNOW?
Mattchew Harty: LOLFUCKU
Switch Dingo: see, this is why we can't have nice things

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
No I really am enojable to talk to :(


executioneer Apr 16th, 2004 04:32 PM

:/

Matt Harty Apr 16th, 2004 04:33 PM

Ask Pillowfight :(

Sam Apr 16th, 2004 04:35 PM

HEY WILLIE! :)

The Retro Kat Apr 17th, 2004 01:17 AM

OMG, Chill out, doods.

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 02:47 PM

It's coo mi babiez

ziggytrix Apr 17th, 2004 03:30 PM

Everyone who posts in this thread should have their postcount reset to 0. That'd be a hoot.

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 03:35 PM

THAT MEANS YOU TOO :(

ScruU2wice Apr 17th, 2004 05:09 PM

hey guyz ive been gone for two days, i saw kill bill vol. 2, whats been going on here?

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 05:30 PM

TECH N9NE

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 09:02 PM

i can't see liquid's post :(

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 09:03 PM

now i can :(. NICE AVATAR ;D

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:03 PM

yeh.. its hawt :o

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 09:05 PM

is that your sister? ;O

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:07 PM

>:

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 09:09 PM

LIKE DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SISTER?

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:10 PM

yeh.. and your gross. :(

Big McLargehuge Apr 17th, 2004 09:11 PM

you're :rolleyes

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:41 PM

he owns his gross, bitch >:

HickMan Apr 17th, 2004 09:44 PM

SRY IT WAS A JOKELS :rolleyes

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:45 PM

whoa who's that is that your sister?

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:46 PM

lame :rolleyes

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:48 PM

Go get grounded or something. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:49 PM

:(

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:51 PM

YEAH :/

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:51 PM

JK IM SRY :(

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:53 PM

This is the wierdest IM i've ever gotten. :/

krythor II: INTERNS
krythor II: INTERNS
krythor II: INTERNS
krythor II: INTERNS
robuttocks: what?
krythor II: don't pretend you don't know baby ;)
robuttocks: what the hell :(
krythor II: WRONG NUMBER :(

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:56 PM

IM ON AIM TOO YOU KNOW >:

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2004 09:56 PM

wait..

ragingaids: buh dum ksss
robuttocks: who's this? :(
ragingaids: who do you think
ragingaids: bab
ragingaids: e
robuttocks: :(

Matt Harty Apr 17th, 2004 09:57 PM

wtf

Schimid Apr 17th, 2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
he owns his gross, bitch >:

FIVE POINTS :eek

Two-Faced Apr 18th, 2004 12:01 AM

lol!
that girl was a whore on irc :(

ScruU2wice Apr 18th, 2004 02:39 AM

ewwww.... I'd be in trouble if my mom was here :(

HickMan Apr 18th, 2004 12:23 PM

I had a dream that Liquid changed his avatar :( It was a sad dream :(

The Retro Kat Apr 18th, 2004 01:33 PM

Pub has that avatar, too...methinks, whats if from guys, liek, im soooooo hornay. :)

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 01:35 PM

The girl is ugly.

The Retro Kat Apr 18th, 2004 01:36 PM

JK guys, i got the secks last night on my basement couch...sok. :)

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 01:37 PM

Did she scream? :)

The Retro Kat Apr 18th, 2004 01:44 PM

We had to be quiet, cuz my p's were upstairs...

ScruU2wice Apr 18th, 2004 02:10 PM

my friend calls his parents the rentz, it took me so long to figure out what he meant by my rentz won't let me out tonight :(

Sam Apr 18th, 2004 02:14 PM

whatever happened to 'Mom and Dad' ??? :/

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Pub has that avatar, too

Yeah, it is my sister. :(

The Retro Kat Apr 18th, 2004 02:38 PM

Mom and Dad had kids...

HickMan Apr 18th, 2004 02:54 PM

IN THE YEAR 2000

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Pub has that avatar, too

Yeah, it is my sister. :(

Tell her I left my watch on her nightstand.

HickMan Apr 18th, 2004 04:05 PM

Mattchew Harty: WTF
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
PutYourToeInYou: what
Mattchew Harty: Leave me alone
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: i love you too much
Mattchew Harty: <3
Mattchew Harty: SHUT UP GOD DAMNIT
Mattchew Harty: JK UR MY FRIEND
Mattchew Harty: BUT I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT UP
Mattchew Harty: NOT REALLY :-(
Mattchew Harty: OK SHUTUP
Mattchew Harty: NO :-)
PutYourToeInYou: ;P
Mattchew Harty: SHUTUP .:

Mattchew Harty: asfsdy 'we

PutYourToeInYou: you are enjoyable to talk to
Mattchew Harty: >:
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
Mattchew Harty: UR MEAN
PutYourToeInYou: NU-UH
Mattchew Harty: WTF MY LOG MANAGER IS ONLY RECORDING EVENTS
Mattchew Harty: >:
Mattchew Harty: 4/18/2004 1:52:48 PM - Signed on
4/18/2004 2:05:47 PM - Signed off
4/18/2004 2:08:40 PM - Signed on
4/18/2004 2:09:55 PM - Signed off
4/18/2004 2:16:05 PM - Signed on
4/18/2004 2:19:49 PM - Signed off


Mattchew Harty: CONGRATS THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU SIGNED ON AND OFF
Mattchew Harty: >:
PutYourToeInYou: >:
Mattchew Harty: I PISSED
Mattchew Harty: WATCH:
Mattchew Harty: BEEBEBEBEBBEBEBEBEBEBE
Mattchew Harty: IF YOU HEARD THAT IT'D SOUND ANGRY
Mattchew Harty: ANGRY LIKE THE SOUND MY MOM MAKES BEFORE SHE BEATS ME
Mattchew Harty: >:
Mattchew Harty: GREEEAH
Mattchew Harty: AIEIEIE
Mattchew Harty: SLAP
PutYourToeInYou: my mom calls me worthless and then she locks me up :-(
Mattchew Harty: MINE DOESNT GIVE ME MONEY :-(
PutYourToeInYou: NEITHER DOES MINE
Mattchew Harty: WORSE THAN BEING LOCKED UP
PutYourToeInYou: I STEAL
PutYourToeInYou: >:
Mattchew Harty: I TRIED THAT ONCE :-(
Mattchew Harty: SHE KNOWS
PutYourToeInYou: i dont steal from my mom :rolleyeyes
Mattchew Harty: I TOOK 20 DOLLARS FOR THE MOVIES AND I WASNT GONNA SAY ANYTHING BUT SHE NOTICED AND I SAID OH ITS FOR THE MOVIES
Mattchew Harty: WHAT DO YOU STEAL? =-O
Mattchew Harty: I STOLE FROM THE MALL ONCE 8-)
Mattchew Harty:
PutYourToeInYou: DUMB SHINEY HEAD
Mattchew Harty: A POKEMON BOOSTER PACK
PutYourToeInYou: LOO
Mattchew Harty: LOL IS IT STILL SHINY? :-(:-(
PutYourToeInYou: one was :-(
Mattchew Harty:
PutYourToeInYou: that's shiney
Mattchew Harty: WTF MAKE IT STOP
PutYourToeInYou: OK
Mattchew Harty: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME :-(
PutYourToeInYou: KAZAAM
Mattchew Harty:
PutYourToeInYou: STILL SHINEY
Mattchew Harty:
Mattchew Harty: =-O
PutYourToeInYou: SHINEY
Mattchew Harty:
PutYourToeInYou: NOT SHINEY
Mattchew Harty: =-O
PutYourToeInYou: SHINEY
PutYourToeInYou: NOT SHINEY
Mattchew Harty: =-O
PutYourToeInYou: NOT SHINEY
Mattchew Harty: WTF :DIE
PutYourToeInYou: you made :D
Mattchew Harty: :-$
PutYourToeInYou: SHINEY SHINEY NOT SHINEY SHINEY
Mattchew Harty: :-*:-*
Mattchew Harty: LOL TOO BAD LOG MANAGER WONT SAVE THIS :-(]
PutYourToeInYou: SHINEY NOT SHINEY NOT SHINEY SHINEY
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
Mattchew Harty:
PutYourToeInYou: SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY SHIENEY SHINEY SHINEY SHIENY SHINEY SHINEY SHIENSY SHIEY SHINEY SHHINEY SHIENY SHIENY SHIENSY SKNEIYKS SYUEH SHIENY SHIENDY SHEYS SD SYUE SS YEIS SJKYE S SHYENDY SHEYS SHEYS SHES SYES SDHSDYSE SHEY SHENEY SHINEY SHEINEY SINY
PutYourToeInYou: DONE
Mattchew Harty: R U A GUIDO
PutYourToeInYou: ;P
Mattchew Harty: ^_^
Mattchew Harty: KANOCHIWA
PutYourToeInYou: dumb spanish
PutYourToeInYou: >:
Mattchew Harty: Is that was a guido is? :/
PutYourToeInYou: i dunno :-(
Mattchew Harty: hi
Mattchew Harty: Wait are you Hickman?
PutYourToeInYou: yeah :-(
Mattchew Harty: Oh I don't like you I meant to IM Sam bye :-(
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
Mattchew Harty: LOL JKSADUIO
Mattchew Harty: JK*
PutYourToeInYou: :D
Mattchew Harty: ok
Mattchew Harty: Now we can have luncH
PutYourToeInYou: I DONT WANT LUNCH WITH YOU
Mattchew Harty: W
Mattchew Harty: T
Mattchew Harty: F
PutYourToeInYou: fag >:
Mattchew Harty: WHAT >:o
Mattchew Harty: R U BEING SERIOUS? :-(
PutYourToeInYou: im too good fur lunc
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: JK
PutYourToeInYou: LOL
Mattchew Harty: OK CAUSE I TAKE EVERYTHING OFFENSIVELY SORY :-(
Mattchew Harty: YEAH UR A FAG
Mattchew Harty: >:
PutYourToeInYou: YOU SUCK
Mattchew Harty: BYE
PutYourToeInYou: NOOOO
Mattchew Harty: "UNABLE TO CREATE FILE IN LOGGING DIRECTORY"
Mattchew Harty: OMFG
PutYourToeInYou: WTF LOL
Mattchew Harty: This sucks I only have this thing to save convos :-(
Mattchew Harty: good for blackmail
PutYourToeInYou: :-(
PutYourToeInYou: this is going into madlibs

HickMan Apr 18th, 2004 04:06 PM

Mattchew Harty: Nobody will read it cause it has my screename :-(
PutYourToeInYou: true :-(

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2004 04:12 PM

I just read the first 800 posts in this thread. :(

You people should all quit the internet. >:

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 05:06 PM

Hey Pub

Cap'n Crunch Apr 18th, 2004 06:31 PM

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME BUT I'M A MOTHER F***IN P I M P.

Cap'n Crunch Apr 18th, 2004 06:44 PM

FROM THE DESK OF MATT HARTY:

Jesus Clist: Must suck not being fit, being ugly.
Jesus Clist: Dont run from me, you bitch.
afterbirthFACE: LOL
Jesus Clist: Laugh, clown.
afterbirthFACE: :laugh

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Hey Pub

What do you want, Catbread!? >:


I've now read the first 1500 posts in this thread, & it's compleatly sucked without Willie. >:

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 06:47 PM

Fuck all of you.

Mr. Vagiclean Apr 18th, 2004 06:51 PM

i CANNOT stop looking at your avatar Pub

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 06:52 PM

Get a girlfriend.

Mr. Vagiclean Apr 18th, 2004 07:00 PM

are those frames showing in a chronological order?

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2004 07:01 PM

My avatar is making me sick. >:

& I just read a 2000 word arguement with Smarterchild that Harty felt the need to post, so not only am I now annnoyed, I'm actually half a dozen IQ points stupider. >:

Cap'n Crunch Apr 18th, 2004 07:59 PM

I have a Wonderbread shirt. :(

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Get a girlfriend.

God you've been a little uptight pansy lately. Unbunch your panties, you might get a yeast infection.

Schimid Apr 18th, 2004 08:42 PM

He's trying to differ himself from Big McLargehuge and the CAPS gang by being an asshole because otherwise they're all the same.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Big McLargehuge Apr 18th, 2004 08:49 PM

I have a gang?

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
Tell me I'm wrong.

Yeah schimid, because you are the fucking guru of i-mockery :|

Cap'n Crunch Apr 18th, 2004 09:00 PM

No, he lost a tampon up his ass or something. :lol

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:09 PM

I have no problem with people randomly IM'ing me and saying FUCK YOU no really please do it it makes me really happy right Capn? :)

Cap'n Crunch Apr 18th, 2004 09:16 PM

JK :kisses

executioneer Apr 18th, 2004 09:17 PM

>:

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:17 PM

:lol

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:18 PM

OH NVM :KISSSES :lol

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
:lol

:kisses <3

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
He's trying to differ himself from Big McLargehuge and the CAPS gang by being an asshole because otherwise they're all the same.

Tell me I'm wrong.

:kisses

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:20 PM

You suck matt. You suck bad. The only good thing about you is that avatar

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:22 PM

and ima give you wittle kissys :kiss kiss :*

Matt Harty Apr 18th, 2004 09:25 PM

Rongis a wittle girl on aim wittle girl u have a wittle skirt ^^

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:27 PM

Matt Harty has something to add!

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:27 PM

Matt Harty is being funny! Wittle! ^^

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:28 PM

Matt Harty want attention ;_; Matt Harty is mad >_<

Rongi Apr 18th, 2004 09:32 PM



MATT HARTY SMASH

Big McLargehuge Apr 18th, 2004 10:08 PM

I have a gang?

HickMan Apr 18th, 2004 11:35 PM

²SMMALL TWOS ²²²²²²²²²²

Dole Apr 19th, 2004 09:11 AM

This thread is renamed 'mongs gone bitter'.

Matt Harty Apr 19th, 2004 10:55 AM

IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE MOST ROMANTIC DAY OF YOUR LIFE! YOUR CRUSH WILL EITHER KISS YOU, HUG YOU, BRING YOU A ROSE, OR A GIVE YOU A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE! HAVE FUN

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Grandpa Jones Apr 19th, 2004 01:30 PM

You kids are nuts. :)


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