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Emu Oct 24th, 2007 12:02 AM

I can't tell if that's even a dude.

Chojin Oct 24th, 2007 12:02 AM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19789

And this was the beginning of that saga.

Sethomas Oct 24th, 2007 12:04 AM

I always imagine Chojin having a vast I-Mockery database of such things, and I have a dread curiosity of what's in the Sethomas folder.

Emu Oct 24th, 2007 12:04 AM

Yeah, I was reading that earlier and that's what prompted me to look him up. He apparently registered on the forums for the memorial website for the little girl from Poltergeist.

Chojin Oct 24th, 2007 12:14 AM

I don't even see the code anymore - I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...

Fathom Zero Oct 24th, 2007 12:23 AM

You're either a massive nerd or a Joey Pants fan.

And I'm the latter.

MLE Oct 24th, 2007 12:23 AM

You notice he didn't SAY what was in the sethomas folder

Fathom Zero Oct 24th, 2007 12:28 AM

I saw the quote without context and now I see the full picture.

I am frightened to the core.

Sethomas Oct 24th, 2007 12:51 AM



Hey Milhouse: this sweater vest is in a drawer in the rural outskirts of Hamilton County, Indiana. I know, I didn't really have Doug's hair or charm, but that's what my costume was one year.

HickMan Oct 24th, 2007 06:46 AM

!

Chojin Oct 24th, 2007 12:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RnA8bpPMaM

This is lol, but I kinda wish he'd just left the camera alone after he left the frame.

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2007 03:43 PM

I couldn't even watch the entire thing all the way through, that is TOO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT :<

MarioRPG Oct 24th, 2007 04:29 PM

This thread went from 0 to gay in a page.

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2007 07:20 PM

Man, that Lycurgus thread would have been way funnier if you'd just left all the original stuff in.

Or at least all the stuff from when it was "SEARCHING LYCOS FOR FURRY PORN"

Emu Oct 24th, 2007 08:48 PM

I wish he would come back. We need more Asspies around here.

HickMan Oct 24th, 2007 09:30 PM

http://www.weddingpaperdivas.com/gee...ing-photos.htm

:lol

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2007 11:36 PM

That Atari Dragon fag has been IMing me with a different account for the past few weeks. The guy creeped me the fuck out, and I sort of suspected it was him.

Or Sevenforce, but I think he died.

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2007 11:39 PM

If he keeps doing this I think I'll be able to consider him a full-fleged stalker. I don't know how to feel about this, I've never had one before!

Again, excluding Sevenforce.

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2007 11:40 PM

And mabye Pub Lover, but I still heart him :<

ItalianStereotype Oct 24th, 2007 11:53 PM

dude, pub lover is dead

Emu Oct 24th, 2007 11:54 PM

seriously :(

ItalianStereotype Oct 24th, 2007 11:59 PM

problee

Emu Oct 25th, 2007 12:02 AM

someone find an obit

if they do such things in new zealand

Guitar Woman Oct 25th, 2007 12:43 AM

well, he turned down my friend request on MySpace a while ago, so I think he was at least alive until recently.

Unless MySpace deletes old friend requests, which is totally fucking gay and something I would expect from myspace

Emu Oct 25th, 2007 12:45 AM

myspace :lol

Guitar Woman Oct 25th, 2007 12:51 AM

YOU HAVE ONE TOO, SHUT UP :[

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2007 01:00 AM

I'm waiting for someone to say something really ironic so I can say it's like Neil Diamond's Christmas album.

Sethomas Oct 25th, 2007 01:00 AM

I was seriously wondering about this last night. I sent him an email to his HOTMAIL account, and he hasn't responded. No myspace visits since March, no LJ posts since 2006, and to my memory, no AIM conversations with me since before his vision quest began.

New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.

Emu Oct 25th, 2007 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 508591)
YOU HAVE ONE TOO, SHUT UP :[

u r mistaken, sir

Guitar Woman Oct 25th, 2007 01:10 AM

Well, he did say he had a 25-year suicide pact. I thought he was kidding, but it seems way more likely now.

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2007 01:14 AM

He said he was going to Europe, but now I'm not sure. :(

MLE Oct 25th, 2007 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 508598)
New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.

Last I heard, it was japan.

HickMan Oct 25th, 2007 08:23 AM

I thought it was dentists ;(

Perndog Oct 25th, 2007 09:29 AM

All dentists come from New Zealand.

Womti Oct 25th, 2007 10:44 AM

let me just take the time here to say that america has the highest murder rate. :lol

MLE Oct 25th, 2007 01:32 PM

OH HAHA THAT IS ZANY AND HILARIOUS HA HA HA HA :lol :lol :lol

MarioRPG Oct 25th, 2007 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 508598)
New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.

I heard it was South Korea.

Chojin Oct 25th, 2007 04:04 PM

I heard it was the Bermuda Triangle.

Guitar Woman Oct 25th, 2007 04:04 PM

I HEARD IT WAS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Chojin Oct 25th, 2007 04:05 PM

I heard it was Marlboro Country.

HickMan Oct 25th, 2007 04:11 PM

I heard it was your mom

ArrowX Oct 26th, 2007 04:47 AM

I heard it was chojin deleting my I Quit I-mockery thread


BTW I'm leaving faggots. These boards are stagnant, dull, and unfunny now.

I will miss Hickman, Max, James and GW. No one else.

Fuck you roger you made the site suck.

Goodbye.

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2007 04:55 AM

James hasn't posted in like a year :<

Also I'm flattered!

DuFresne Oct 26th, 2007 05:45 AM

Here's an idea: why don't you stay to discuss your problems with the site rather than just pussying out and leaving because of a little stagnation? I haven't been a member here for very long, but I'll admit that things are much more boring now than they were even a year ago. But whenever someone complains about it the only reason I hear is "Chojin is a big meanie pants fuck chojin!!!1!" or "Rog made the site suck!!" Chojin has always been a big meanie-pants. Back when the site was thriving, Chojin was a big meanie-pants. I don't buy the argument that this is somehow all his fault. And how has Rog changed the site to make it suck, exactly?

I don't know what the cause of the slump lately is, but that's why a big open discussion is needed and people leaving and scapegoating is not going to help anything. Christ, at least back up your reasoning before leaving.

ArrowX Oct 26th, 2007 05:49 AM

I dont' either its just too easy to pin blame on him. The forums are just old. And I'm in a really wierd mental state right now. and don't understand whats going on
my cisdaa
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BY CROM A DEMON!

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2007 05:49 AM

He'll be back in a month anyway

ItalianStereotype Oct 26th, 2007 06:18 AM

it's too bad that you won't miss the rest of us. I'm sure we're all lacking that little something in our ugly overweight teenage video game nerd love column. it adds that little spice to our lives.

or at least, the sooner you leave, the sooner we'll miss you. don't take that too literally though.

ItalianStereotype Oct 26th, 2007 06:19 AM

man, I'm really drunk by the way. if my replies don't make sense, that's the reason why.

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2007 06:35 AM

Guys, Polito is just Shodan in disguise

ItalianStereotype Oct 26th, 2007 06:43 AM

HAY GW WHATS UP DAWG

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2007 06:44 AM

n/m man what are you doing

ItalianStereotype Oct 26th, 2007 07:06 AM

shit man I don't know if the news has made it to your part of town yet, but I'm pretty drunk

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2007 08:42 AM

I had to shield my eyes from the moonlight this morning. It's like the fucking sun.

Emu Oct 26th, 2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 508834)
Guys, Polito is just Shodan in disguise

I figured that out when I found one of Polito's email records and she was considerably more polite than when she was calling me an idiot.

HickMan Oct 26th, 2007 11:33 AM

Hey Guys!

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 508851)
I figured that out when I found one of Polito's email records and she was considerably more polite than when she was calling me an idiot.

I figured it out when the internet started spouting ATLAS IS FONTAINE and realized that the fags who made Bioshock were probably too lazy to think of a new plot twist

MarioRPG Oct 26th, 2007 04:06 PM

My city is having a zombie walk tomorrow!

J. Tithonus Pednaud Oct 26th, 2007 05:02 PM

What city is that?

MarioRPG Oct 26th, 2007 06:14 PM

London, feel free to stop by Mr. Sudbury.

Zomboid Oct 26th, 2007 08:17 PM

I shall make the trek from Alberta.

Chojin Oct 26th, 2007 10:59 PM

Well, it looks like rog deleted some arrowx threads along with arrowx tonight and I get all the hate for it!

Everyone wins!

Chojin Oct 26th, 2007 11:09 PM

Also I remain faithful that business will pick up after rog lets me make the changes I need to make to the forums, and after he integrates the forums into the main site through articles.

although things have been more lively lately anyway!

Chojin Oct 26th, 2007 11:13 PM

also man, arrowx is gone? do we have any other over-privileged fat kids here that can destroy their birthday presents in a hissy fit for our entertainment?

Terra Oct 26th, 2007 11:21 PM

Moose blowing is going to reach an all new high from here on out.

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 12:28 AM

I gotta say I'm a little intimidated by every forum section having it's own SUBCULTURE. I've been to a lot of other forums like that in my time, and every time I wanted to get into talking about something on another forum it was impossible to get into because I didn't know anyone or anything about how things were run and it was really gay and akward.

Although all those forums were horrible horrible places so yeah

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 12:41 AM

Are you talking about the poli forum? :o

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 12:45 AM

I bought Sonic Rush today and I feel a little gay for doing so even if it was only 11 bucks :(

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 12:52 AM

Guitar Woman you should just not post on other forums. I mean seriously I post here and then I post occasionally on GameFAQs when I'm all like "UHHHH SO I DON'T HAVE WI-FI IS THIS DS GAME STILL WORTH BUYING" but other than that I use the internet for pornography and secretly reading Something Awful even though I like to think that I have an elitist sense of humor for thinking it's gay. :(

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 12:58 AM

That plus buying shit online and

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 01:01 AM

[s]Doesn't the strikethru command work here[/s] :x

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 01:02 AM

guess not!

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:05 AM

No I just spent a retarded amount of time on that post is all :(

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:06 AM

I thought for sure that with all the sites on the internet, one of them MUST be good to post on, but the more other forums I visit the more I come to realize that this place is all there is

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:07 AM

That and 4chan, but I usually just treat /v/ the same way Esuohlim treats GameFAQs so yeah

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:10 AM

Also Sonic Rush is great

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:12 AM

Uhh correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 4chan the primordial ooze for everything on the internet that is absolutely awful

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:14 AM

That's what I thought, but once you get past the memes and trolls it almost feels like I-Mock's blood brother that was seperated at birth.

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:14 AM

Every time I think of 4chan I think of this terrible WE NEED MOAR INTERNETS group on Facebook full of shitty macro images and people talking like retards saying things like "This image is made of win and awesome" that some of my friends never stop talking about.

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:14 AM

It's certainly as good as any massively popular community is ever going to get.

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:16 AM

Ok mabye it is a little too meme heavy for non-faggots like you guys to get into

I tend to say stuff like EPIC WIN and THIS IS MADE OF FAIL AND AIDS against my better judgement because of that place, too

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:18 AM

This faggot that lives two doors down actually wears shirts with these sayings on them that he wrote himself with a Sharpie. The other day it was something like "Don't talk to me about Jesus, I believe in ROFLCOPTERISM"

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:19 AM

hahaha :<

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 508935)
Also Sonic Rush is great

I hope so, since Sonic has sucked for the last 12 years.

DeadKennedys Oct 27th, 2007 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 508937)
That's what I thought, but once you get past the memes and trolls it almost feels like I-Mock's blood brother that was seperated at birth.

Newfag.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery

It was written by a furry, so disregard this.

Also, BRB church.

Is that Ween?

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:30 AM

Yeah, that's Ween.

I tried to get into them today, but there aren't any songs on Frostwire and isohunt has no albums up for torrenting, so I'll have to actually go out and BUY some of their music.

Which has me uneasy because a lot of their songs are titled stuff like YOU FUCKED UP and LET ME LICK YOUR PUSSY

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:33 AM

Go to college and then sign up at www.ruckus.com you uneducated bums

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:34 AM

Or steal a .edu email address from a friend who dropped out!

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 508944)

Oh man has Schimid seen this page yet? :(

Major lol @ "****** with a lazy eye. Enough said". I fucking choked when I read that because I read the first three and didn't attribute them to anyone in particular, then I vaguely thought of kahljorn when I read 4.

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 01:39 AM

That's been around forever you guys

it doesn't even say anything about me, fuck that page

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2007 01:42 AM

I don't read Encyclopedia Dramatica :rolleyes

Chojin Oct 27th, 2007 02:13 AM

Schimid occasionally posts on the Mario Strikers Charged gamefaqs board, but I refuse to because - EVEN THOUGH it is the only place on the entire internet to talk about that game - everyone there is three and a half years old.

HickMan Oct 27th, 2007 02:21 AM

hey btw just because arrowx said he was going to miss me doesn't mean I liked him or anything faggy like that

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 02:30 AM

dude, it's cool, nobody else on that list liked him either

DeadKennedys Oct 27th, 2007 02:48 AM

Actually, I like him now. He suddenly became cool, the way zelda's been trying (epic fail amirite?)

Is he really Otto? I thought he used to have curly hair and glasses.

DeadKennedys Oct 27th, 2007 02:51 AM

Come on guys don't go to sleep on me the party's just starting

MLE Oct 27th, 2007 02:56 AM

DK I think it was a joke because they're both overweight

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 03:01 AM

man, you guys want to play a MUD or something?

Chojin Oct 27th, 2007 03:09 AM

oh shit :<

I used to play discworld mud all the fucking TIME

MLE Oct 27th, 2007 03:11 AM

I guess I'll play if eric does. it's ALL UP TO HIM

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 03:12 AM

That's wierd, because Discworld was the one I had in mind


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