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Emu Oct 27th, 2007 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 508914)
Guys, am I the only one who hates those self-righteous pricks on other forums who think that by not swearing they are automatically better than everyone and that anyone who drops a swear ever should be banned POST HASTE

I got banned from two forums for saying fuck :<

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 04:02 AM

I forgot how to team speak :<

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 04:08 AM

If anyone wants to join our party of merry adventurers, now's the time!

Chojin Oct 27th, 2007 04:13 AM

i used to create content for this mud back in the 90s :o

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 04:14 AM

Also apparently trying to buy stuff fucks your game up, so we will have to be a group of naked ruffians who will TAKE ON THE WORLD

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 01:14 PM

I haven't been on any MUD since like 2002. HOW DO I WORK THIS

Chojin Oct 27th, 2007 01:18 PM

Get MUSHclient from download.com, then create a new world:

name: 'Discworld MUD'
address:discworld.atuin.net
port: 4242

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 03:51 PM

I think we should play a mud that Chojin doesn't know inside and out so we don't spend most of our time ROCKETING AROUND THE SQUARE in search of sex toys.

I suggest the Dune mud because I am a nerd like that.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Chojin Oct 27th, 2007 05:54 PM

I don't know it inside and out, I just remembered that quest in the marital aids shop ;<

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 07:35 PM

So this is really creepy without you guys because when I yell obscenities at passing NPCs the players start following me around telling me not to swear and being all DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 508944)
It was written by a furry, so disregard this.

I added the furry warning like a year ago. :lol

MarioRPG Oct 27th, 2007 09:18 PM

WHY WERE NONE OF YOU AT THE ZOMBIE WALK I WENT TO :(

Emu Oct 27th, 2007 09:31 PM

WE DON'T LIVE IN CANADA :(

Guitar Woman Oct 27th, 2007 11:49 PM

I finished Earthbound today.

Most of the final battle got spoiled for me but I still shit my pants at it :[

Fathom Zero Oct 28th, 2007 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 509009)
WHY WERE NONE OF YOU AT THE ZOMBIE WALK I WENT TO :(

Pednaud wanted to go. You both live in the same province.

MarioRPG Oct 28th, 2007 10:28 AM

I'm aware, maybe I met him and didn't know it.

HickMan Oct 28th, 2007 06:53 PM

I just got back from a close-by party college dressed as ron burgundy. I got all the ladies and broke up a fight between 8-12 Where's Waldo's! And yes...It was Miller High Life

MarioRPG Oct 29th, 2007 04:26 PM

8-12 Waldos! How did you tell them apart?

HickMan Oct 29th, 2007 07:20 PM

It was more like a candy cane blur then anything else.

bigtimecow Oct 29th, 2007 09:46 PM

HEY GUYS

D:

MetalMilitia Oct 30th, 2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 509232)
8-12 Waldos! How did you tell them apart?

Telling them apart shouldn't be a problem - it's finding them along with the wizard's scroll and whatever. Though with 12 of them you'd think pointing at least one out wouldn't be too tough.

MarioRPG Oct 30th, 2007 09:18 PM

I hated the scroll, and the hat i think.

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2007 12:58 AM

I was reading through Achewood archives and I came across this one again

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08202004

And I thought of Willie big time :(

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2007 01:01 AM

What the fuck Willie got rid of his website too? >:

Chojin Oct 31st, 2007 01:02 AM


Chojin Oct 31st, 2007 01:03 AM

that image is a rallying call understood in every language.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2007 01:06 AM


bigtimecow Oct 31st, 2007 01:50 AM

confirmed for brawl?!

Emu Oct 31st, 2007 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 509458)

I may just be a fag for earthbound but this is :lol

HungryWantBiddy Oct 31st, 2007 12:10 PM

not very many active members, huh?

Emu Oct 31st, 2007 12:30 PM

I think we're very lurker-heavy. :(

HungryWantBiddy Oct 31st, 2007 01:58 PM

yeah, that's a shame.

bigtimecow Oct 31st, 2007 03:19 PM

what goes on around here anymore? haven't been here for months

noob3 Oct 31st, 2007 03:21 PM

what's up chicken butt

Fathom Zero Oct 31st, 2007 05:05 PM

hey I'm supposed to say that.

MarioRPG Oct 31st, 2007 10:41 PM

I trick or treated!!!!

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2007 12:35 AM

I was voted Best Underclassman at my school.

HickMan Nov 1st, 2007 12:49 AM

congrats dude did u unlock an achievement?

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2007 12:57 AM

5 gamerscore, dude.

Seven Force Nov 1st, 2007 03:10 AM

Did Pub ever come back yet?

MetalMilitia Nov 1st, 2007 10:15 AM

Halloween fails so badly in England, in fact pretty much any event which requires the English public to "get into the spirit of things" is immediately doomed to failure.

You always see a few kids attempting to trick-or-treat in dreadful costumes, but about 80% of people don't even bother to answer the door on Halloween (I know I don't).

I guess apathy is just the British way. :)

HungryWantBiddy Nov 1st, 2007 01:51 PM

There's a lot to be said for being apathetic.

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2007 03:47 PM

Some asshole teenager showed up alone at my house last night dressed in street clothes and acting all like he deserved some candy. I unloaded all my Almond Joys on the fucker.

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:18 PM

Hey Guitar Woman I saw someone that looked exactly like you yesterday and when we caught eyes I shifted into panic mode.

But then I assured myself that not only are you on the other side of the country, but you would never actually be outside either.

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:19 PM

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL.COM I JUST GOT 57% ON A MIDTERM I SPENT OVER 10 HOURS STUDYING FOR :(

APPARENTLY MY ESSAY PORTION WASN'T "ABSTRACTLY ANALYTICAL" ENOUGH, WHATEVER THAT MEANS :( :(

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:21 PM

COLLEGE IS HARD WHEN YOU'RE MAJORING IN SOMETHING YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO :(

IT'S LIKE "FUCK THIS IMPORTANT LAB REPORT ON DUCTILE/BRITTLE TRANSITION TEMPERATURE I SEE A BAG OF CHEETOS AND SEINFELD DVDS WITH MY NAME ON THEM" :(

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:25 PM

AND THEN I'M SITTING THERE WHACKING IT TO PORNOTUBE INSTEAD OF LEARNING HOW USE THE WRONSKIAN FUNCTION FOR SECOND-ORDER DERIVATIVES >:

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:27 PM

WHY CAN'T I JUST WIN A BILLION DOLLARS FROM THE LOTTERY THAT I DON'T ROUTINELY PARTICIPATE IN AND JUST BUY AN ENGINEERING COMPANY >:

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 04:28 PM

:(
....

MarioRPG Nov 1st, 2007 04:41 PM

Gross. Didn't need to hear that.

HungryWantBiddy Nov 1st, 2007 05:01 PM

sounds like someone needs a hug.

back on topic: almond joys fucking rock.

Chojin Nov 1st, 2007 06:06 PM

yeah, I love almond joys

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2007 07:02 PM

Mabye if they weren't filled with shredded coconut the most disgusting thing ever put into candy I would enjoy them

I mean, I love almonds, but these things are horrible

Emu Nov 1st, 2007 07:48 PM

I think you can get them without those

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2007 09:53 PM

Mabye it's just because you guys are old fart adults and like gross food like asparagus and brussel sprouts.

Also, if I ever saw any of you in real life, rest assured that I would never try to talk to you and instead would run as fast as I could in the opposite direction.

For one thing, I'm a really withdrawn and soft spoken guy and can't handle any sort of social situation without feeling uncomfortable, and to me meeting someone you had only previously known over the internet would be the most akward thing ever.

Secondly, I'd look really stupid if I went LOL HAY AREN'T YOU ____________ FROM I-MOCKERY? IT'S ME, GUITAR WOMAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT INTERNET, HUH?

MarioRPG Nov 1st, 2007 10:12 PM

I would hate to talk to you to, GW. As I'd imagine your breath would be awful, and you would smell like cat pee.

Esuohlim Nov 1st, 2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 509719)
and to me meeting someone you had only previously known over the internet would be the most akward thing ever.

Hence my going into panic mode :eek

Sethomas Nov 2nd, 2007 12:51 AM

Hey, that gives me an idea for a thread!

HickMan Nov 2nd, 2007 06:10 AM

I like cap guns!

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2007 08:48 AM

My neck feels like a pretzel.

DeadKennedys Nov 2nd, 2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 509671)
COLLEGE IS HARD WHEN YOU'RE MAJORING IN SOMETHING YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO :(

Preach it. It's hard as hell to finish college if you're majoring in something you don't like. Unless you're one of those Two hours of study for every hour of class nerds. If you're decently smart, and you get a major you enjoy and you're motivated to show up to class, it's a breeze.

My sophomore year I got an apartment at the top of a huge hill, and a bunch of shitty classes. That killed all motivation for me. But I got an A+ in Philosophy :lol Criminal Justice is a good major.

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:30 PM

Odes To Pub Lover

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:31 PM

Selected Sonnets, recited in memory of this thread's saving grace, as presented by Grisly Hamilton Gus.

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:35 PM

Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest
Now is the time that face should form another,
Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,
Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.
For where is she so fair whose uneared womb
Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?
Or who is he so fond will be the tomb
Of his self-love, to stop prosterity?
Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee
Calls back the lovely April of her prime;
So thou windows of thine age shalt see,
Despite of wrinkles, this thy golden time.
But if thou live rememb'red not to be,
Die single, and thine image dies with thee.

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:40 PM

When, in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes,
I all one beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my face,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state
(Like to lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:45 PM

No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:
Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it;
(blasphemous omission)
Oh, if I say, you look upon this verse
When perhaps compounded am with clay,
Do not so much as my poor name rehearse,
(blasphemous omisssion)
Lest the wise world should look into your moan,
And mock you with me after I am gone.

Grislygus Nov 2nd, 2007 04:47 PM




In Memorium

bigtimecow Nov 2nd, 2007 09:11 PM

i have three huge bags of skittles left, anyone want 'em?

RaNkeri Nov 3rd, 2007 06:27 AM

Well hello there. Haven't been here for a while, mostly thanks to my laptop which busted on the very first week and which spend almost over 4 weeks in the repairstore to get fixed. Now I have to wait for another week to get the internet fixed. Has anything spiffy happened during my outrageous absence? :x

Sethomas Nov 3rd, 2007 06:45 AM

I just noticed your title. Eurotrash? I once had a Swedish flatmate, and when I saw her eat cereal with yogurt rather than the hip American fashion of using milk, I said "You wacky Europeans". She went on a rant how she was flattered that I called her European, as she perceives Scandinavians as outsiders of the continent.

Finns, however, are stretching it to call themselves "human".

Chojin Nov 3rd, 2007 05:41 PM

The worst part of talking about the internet in person is saying peoples' screennames ;<

But seriously, it's much less awkward the more people that are there, the more you all have in common, the less you all talk about the internet, and the more alcohol you all consume.

Emu Nov 3rd, 2007 08:57 PM

This is like the only site I've registered for in the past 5 years where I have not used my real name as my screen name. If I sign every post with my real name can I get people to call me that like they do with willie?

bigtimecow Nov 3rd, 2007 09:52 PM

i dunno. we should all try it out

-adam

Emu Nov 3rd, 2007 09:57 PM

It's more personal this way!

-ike

bigtimecow Nov 3rd, 2007 10:09 PM

hey ike

-adam

Terra Nov 4th, 2007 01:25 AM

Hello to Ike!

I'm Tara. Not Terra of here.

HickMan Nov 4th, 2007 02:18 AM

Hey guys what's goin on?


-Guy with huge fucking dick

Emu Nov 4th, 2007 10:34 AM

Sup Guy

-ike

Sam Nov 4th, 2007 01:08 PM

Hickman's real name isn't Guy :rolleyes

- Sam

Emu Nov 4th, 2007 01:15 PM

Dude this forum is about trust. You abused that trust.

-ike

Sam Nov 4th, 2007 01:17 PM

I feel like my forum trust has been raped.

-sam

DuFresne Nov 4th, 2007 01:38 PM

hai guise!

I just had diarrhea lol :(

-alex

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2007 01:41 PM

I made a lot of munny this week and I don't feel like working today.

-Dylan

bigtimecow Nov 4th, 2007 02:00 PM

hey guys someone get earthbound to work on gba with sound prz

-adam

HickMan Nov 4th, 2007 02:51 PM

ok maybe sometime later

-clayton

JediScum Nov 4th, 2007 05:24 PM

Yesterday was my birthday and for the first time in about 10 years, I can remember what happened!

- matt

DuFresne Nov 4th, 2007 07:32 PM

That's a double-edged sword though. If you can remember what happened, then it was too boring to bother in the first place. :(

-alex

MarioRPG Nov 4th, 2007 07:55 PM

Why is grislygus still the top poster on this page?

bigtimecow Nov 4th, 2007 11:01 PM

i'm sorry, but i cannot read your post because i do not know who you are

-adam

MetalMilitia Nov 5th, 2007 08:24 AM

What if I were to tell you I have Doom codes?

-stefan

bigtimecow Nov 5th, 2007 10:16 AM

iddqd

-adam


zeldasbiggestfan Nov 5th, 2007 10:44 AM

WISH ME HAPPY BIRDAY GAIZ!

-Austin

bigtimecow Nov 5th, 2007 02:00 PM

kill whitey

-adam

HickMan Nov 5th, 2007 03:50 PM



-clayton

noob3 Nov 5th, 2007 04:31 PM

Hey, guys. I like how we're using our first name in these posts. Posting this is making me feel like I am part of a group, and in that group we use our first names. It is very exciting.

-Chuck

Sam Nov 5th, 2007 04:51 PM

what a great club full of great people!

-Sam

HungryWantBiddy Nov 5th, 2007 04:59 PM

since when are people on the internet so friendly?

-Cole

noob3 Nov 5th, 2007 05:24 PM

this isn't the internet, cole! it's the friendlynet!

-Chuck

kahljorn Nov 5th, 2007 05:35 PM

hey guys just wanted to stop by to say hi. see you later after i have money for the internet!

-- Linus

Chojin Nov 5th, 2007 05:43 PM



That was uncalled for, internet.

- Eric


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