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Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2007 10:34 PM

IT'S LIKE THESE PAST NINE MONTHS HAVE NEVER HAPPENED :eek

Seven Force Nov 22nd, 2007 01:13 AM

The hell it hasnt

HickMan Nov 22nd, 2007 02:32 AM

Shut the fuck up

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 10:44 AM

Yes, shut the fuck ups all around.

It's eek face time!

Emu Nov 22nd, 2007 11:14 AM

wuts ur email

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:14 AM

Page Break?

Emu Nov 22nd, 2007 11:14 AM

o nvm :lol

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 512022)
wuts ur email

Isn't it listed with my posts? Goramn new boards. >:

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 512024)
o nvm :lol

You're hardly a cunt at all. ;)

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:28 AM


Page Break. :x

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:37 AM

So I saw 30 Days of Night. I didn't get why I should've cared. Also I laughed at all the worst times & that is apprantly badform. ;(

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:40 AM

Come on you guys! almost 30,000! :lol

bigtimecow Nov 22nd, 2007 11:50 AM

happy thanksgiving guys! lol!

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 11:57 AM

Yes, be thankful America. Your time will soon be up! Islam will destroy you all! :)

HickMan Nov 22nd, 2007 01:04 PM

lol yeah right we all should nuke that shit and make it a big parking lot right guys

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2007 01:12 PM

Brother Clay has the right idea. Death to the infidels.

Seven Force Nov 22nd, 2007 01:33 PM

if you join islam you can get those cool hats

MarioRPG Nov 22nd, 2007 04:12 PM

I like the infidels.

Guitar Woman Nov 22nd, 2007 06:32 PM

Where the fuck have you been

MattJack Nov 24th, 2007 05:27 PM

I'll tell you where I've been.

The club.

I think I found me an angel in that bitch last night. Yea, an angel in the club. I know, it's hard to believe, but you can't stop believing like that Journey song or some shit goes. Maybe it's REO Speedwagon? Eitherway it's some kind of Fruit Rock. I'll google Fruit Rock in a minute and tell yall who it is to clear up any confusion.

We are going out for sushi sometime this week. I'll let yall know how it goes.

MattJack Nov 24th, 2007 05:32 PM

It's Journey. They also have that song about the wheel in the sky. Man they aren't very good. I bet if some kid put a DnB loop over it, all the kids at the clubs would be all, "HELL YEA! DOOONNN'T SSTTOOPP BE-LIEEEEVVVVNN!! Quick! I need to chew some more exos!"

DnB is alright n all, it just gets kind of old after about 10 minutes. Ya know what I mean?

Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2007 08:04 PM

Man, there are a lot of people who look like Jixby Phillips at the Phoenix airport.

bigtimecow Nov 25th, 2007 01:08 AM

fuck paradise, put up a parking lot

Seven Force Nov 25th, 2007 02:21 AM

I'm surprised that hasn't been made into a bumper sticker yet.

Guitar Woman Nov 25th, 2007 02:59 AM

I can't fucking believe I just downloaded The Black Parade

It's like I've got some kind of disease or something, jesus christ

Guitar Woman Nov 25th, 2007 03:35 AM

holy fuck this is a fantastic album :(

from now on other people and their opinions can go fuck themselves, My Chemical Romance is great!

bigtimecow Nov 25th, 2007 03:50 AM

i don't like their fans, but they're music is good

omg xodarap

MarioRPG Nov 25th, 2007 10:27 AM

I haven't listened to them? Any particular songs?

MetalMilitia Nov 25th, 2007 12:30 PM

Allow me to sing them to you; "all the... bleah blah... meah meah... in the black paraaaade". Then the guy that defeats the aliens in Mars Attacks (The Pin!) goes all hospital-gowny and something else happens.

If you need any more info please refer to my MCR/Fringecore fan site.

Chojin Nov 25th, 2007 05:10 PM

Today some prick on a motorcycle blew past us (and between us another car) while we were already doing 80 (so he was doing at least 110) and then a few seconds later we saw shrapnel go flying and cars were swerving everywhere and I see the moron performing barrel rolls galore in the highway.

Everyone's stopped at this point, so he gets up to let the car behind him know that he's OK, I guess, but as we pull further ahead there are 3 people with dented cars and one very angry black man in a suit stepping out of a corvette.

I like to imagine a STREET FIGHT went down after we got the fuck out of there.

Also, every time I see a biker blow past me I hope for this exact thing to happen and today I finally got my wish so thank you jesus <3

Guitar Woman Nov 25th, 2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

I haven't listened to them? Any particular songs?
Well, Black Parade is a concept album about a guy who gets inoperable cancer and after dying reflects on his life, so you sort of have to listen to the whole thing to "get it."

I really like House of Wolves and The Sharpest Lives, mabye give those a listen?

MLE Nov 25th, 2007 05:20 PM

if you were standing still and watching someone drive by, you'd assume they were going around 40 as a moderate guess, so the guy was actually going 120ish.

We happened to be just far enough back that we weren't in danger of being in the accident. There were at least 4 dented cars, including the dented corvette, and several other people stopped, likely to give their names to people as witnesses.

I didn't see as much as eric, but from what I could tell, he got bounced all around like a pinball before sliding out and tumbling for 6 or so car lengths.

What I suppose happened was he was driving in between two cars down the line, and someone changed lanes in front of him without being able to see him, OR he was breezing past someone within 6 inches like usualy, but they freaked out and jumped, but while holding the wheel, and just knocked right into him.

bigtimecow Nov 25th, 2007 10:58 PM

chojin you live an amazing life

Seven Force Nov 26th, 2007 12:02 AM

yeah but its a good thing he got out ok

MLE Nov 26th, 2007 01:03 AM

and i don't? I don't live an amazing life? i LIVE his life >:

bigtimecow Nov 26th, 2007 09:07 AM

mle you live an amazing life :love

HungryWantBiddy Nov 26th, 2007 10:45 AM

you guys shoulda stuck around and filmed the asskicking on your cell phone cameras. I hate those little crotch rocket riding fuckers. Beware the angry black man in the suit.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2007 03:01 PM

HEY HEY HEY HEY GUYS

Guess what?
Cthulhu is a cthonic deity.






I'm very proud of myself for figuring this out

MarioRPG Nov 26th, 2007 04:05 PM

It took my a long time until someone informed me of how to say 'deity'.

bigtimecow Nov 26th, 2007 04:19 PM

i want a cthulhu / squid / octopus tattoo

badly

Sam Nov 26th, 2007 04:35 PM

I AM GOING TO GET ONE FIRST BEFORE YOU DO THEN YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COPIER

JediScum Nov 26th, 2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 512443)
It took my a long time until someone informed me of how to say 'deity'.

Ignore them. An old friend use to "correct" me whenever I said behemoth. I pronounced it 'be-HE-moth'. He pronounced 'be-HOM-eth'. Months later, I looked it up in the dictionary and found out I was right. We also used to argue about the pronounciation of 'Celtic'. He insisted on the hard C, I argued it was soft, like the basketball team. The dictionary said we were both right.

bigtimecow Nov 26th, 2007 05:08 PM

oh yeah? PRONOUNCE CTHULHU

I FUCKING DARE YOU

Guitar Woman Nov 26th, 2007 07:05 PM

Cuhthooloo?

JediScum Nov 26th, 2007 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 512458)
oh yeah? PRONOUNCE CTHULHU

I FUCKING DARE YOU


I did, but then I saw the full moon (well, it's full in my area now) begin to crack and bleed. I felt like there were a millions souls that suddenly screamed out in pain and... suddenly stopped. My hair stood on end as my vision clouded over and I could not STOP seeing "Coyote Ugly" for a second time, but every third frame was the Goatse pic. After a week and half of ONLY being able to see "GoatseUgly", my vision cleared and I saw soccer moms legislating cigarette smokers then drive huge gas-guzzling, pollution spewing volcanos-on-wheels. I saw LAME BANDS!!!! Bands so lame they only play in malls. Bands so lame they only play in malls and sing about Jesus and throw bibles into the crowd and then lure young Christian girls into the men's bathroom and ruthlessly "deflower" them anally while making them eat urinal puck.

But then, I pronounced the Tetragrammaton and everything reverted back to its previous state. Whew.

So does anyone want to hire a Christian rock band? We do birthday parties.

Esuohlim Nov 26th, 2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 512454)
We also used to argue about the pronounciation of 'Celtic'. He insisted on the hard C, I argued it was soft, like the basketball team. The dictionary said we were both right.

Your friend is right, your dictionary sucks >:

bigtimecow Nov 26th, 2007 09:12 PM

omg esuohlim is a nazi

Esuohlim Nov 26th, 2007 10:44 PM

:eek :eek :卍

JediScum Nov 26th, 2007 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 512494)
:卍

You not nazi, you hindoo, yoo pooser now SING!

Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean, across the field
By the word of Katee Sackhoff
i said Lordy Lordy Lordy
I'm coming home

When I was younger
Dirk Benedict
Said, Katee, I want to Smell it
But she wasn't born yet
At least I think so
And I said "I gots to go home"

.
..
...
.................


so is "Wayne's Pet Youngin'" or "Papa Zit" on Guitar Hero yet?

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 27th, 2007 12:25 AM

The Hawthorne Heights screamer died saturday.

Kinda sucks. So how is everyone? Including nazis!

bigtimecow Nov 27th, 2007 01:36 PM

the plastic surgeon who killed kanye west's mom died recently. no one knows why but kanye was arrested

lol vengeance!!

Seven Force Nov 27th, 2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 512451)
I AM GOING TO GET ONE FIRST BEFORE YOU DO THEN YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COPIER



That's going to be quite a feat but I know you can pull it off!

bigtimecow Nov 27th, 2007 02:10 PM

copier halloween costume NOW

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2007 02:36 PM

I'M JUST A ROCKNROLL REBEL

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2007 02:37 PM

I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2007 02:37 PM

THEY SAY I WORSHIP THE DEVIL

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2007 02:38 PM

And it's pronounced "kthooloo", kthxbye

Zomboid Nov 27th, 2007 02:42 PM

Pub Lover 5,092 Esuohlim 2,390 liquidstatik 1,498 executioneer 1,296 Guitar Woman 1,260
wow.

Grislygus Nov 27th, 2007 02:48 PM

Don't tell me when GW beats executioneer.

MarioRPG Nov 27th, 2007 04:07 PM

Haha that's sad.

Seven Force Nov 27th, 2007 05:03 PM

So many tries to fit in... tsk tsk tsk...so many wasted posts

MLE Nov 27th, 2007 06:41 PM

I'm sorry, but did it just get ironic in here?

Guitar Woman Nov 27th, 2007 07:01 PM

That's a pretty popular word these days!

MarioRPG Nov 27th, 2007 09:10 PM

Just realized JediScum's post!
I take it to heart, thank you.

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2007 11:29 PM

TELL ME TELL ME

HOW TO BE A MILLIIIIOOONNNAIRE

Seven Force Nov 28th, 2007 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 512604)
I'm sorry, but did it just get ironic in here?

yeah cause you can't fit into a normal sized t-shirt

Grislygus Nov 28th, 2007 12:51 AM

So, you're saying MLE is made of high-calorie iron? I'm confused.





If she is, you better watch the fuck out. Blacksmiths beat shamans.

Guitar Woman Nov 28th, 2007 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 512650)
yeah cause you can't fit into a normal sized t-shirt

I thought she lost a bunch of weight months and months ago?

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2007 01:23 AM

Hahaha, you better IRON your shorts because they have creases in them.

Seven Force Nov 28th, 2007 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 512655)
I thought she lost a bunch of weight months and months ago?

TIME HASN'T BEEN TOO KIND TO MLE, NEITHER HAVE I

Seven Force Nov 28th, 2007 01:41 AM

I was joking GW, relax :rolleyes

Eyelobe Nov 29th, 2007 01:08 AM

Mitä kuuluu Rankeri? (Is that right?) I am half-Finnish, and I live in a Finn neighborhood so I'm trying to learn a little.

MattJack Nov 29th, 2007 01:12 AM

I'm half fin too. My neighborhood is filled with minorities though.

MattJack Nov 29th, 2007 01:15 AM

i'm jus kidding.

I'm actually not fin at all and my neighborhood doesn't have many minorities in it.

Eyelobe Nov 29th, 2007 01:18 AM

Well I was being somewhat serious :P I am Finn and I live in a crazy Finn neighborhood. Northern Ontario, mang - Finns and natives. JT Pednaud lives not far from me I believe...

MattJack Nov 29th, 2007 01:21 AM

So are you a chick or what?

DuFresne Nov 29th, 2007 01:21 AM

I would envy you greatly if that's true. :(

Edit: about pednaud dammit!!!!!!!!

Eyelobe Nov 29th, 2007 01:22 AM

I collect farts.

MattJack Nov 29th, 2007 01:22 AM

why do you want to live next to that dood?

I'm sure that player is up to date on everything that has to do with horror, but what does he know bout party liquor?

Eyelobe Nov 29th, 2007 01:24 AM

Rock out with your cock out!

Eyelobe Nov 29th, 2007 02:45 AM

Wow, I really need to stop using the internet when I drink :)

Sorry folks

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2007 03:45 AM

calm down, abe

bigtimecow Nov 29th, 2007 12:42 PM

NEW TOPIC

still borns

your thoughts?

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2007 12:58 PM

NEW TOPIC

Kindergarten Cop

HungryWantBiddy Nov 29th, 2007 01:16 PM

Yeah, I liked it.

Molly Nov 29th, 2007 01:44 PM

Wasn't there a scene with a ferret biting some guy on the dick?

HungryWantBiddy Nov 29th, 2007 02:00 PM

"Nice marmet."

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2007 02:13 PM

Hey Molly, what show is your avatar from? Did it have some sort of green monster looking thing? That looks awfully familiar.

Molly Nov 29th, 2007 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 512813)
Hey Molly, what show is your avatar from? Did it have some sort of green monster looking thing? That looks awfully familiar.

Bump In The Night.

Uncle_Sham Nov 29th, 2007 02:58 PM

So far this page has had two references to penises.

Zomboid Nov 29th, 2007 03:10 PM

I loved bump in the night.

MarioRPG Nov 29th, 2007 05:03 PM

Haha I remember that show.

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2007 05:43 PM

Yeah, me too. :) Good times.

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2007 06:21 PM

I never was able to remember the name of that show. THANK YOU.

Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2007 06:31 PM

lol, Pub's posted most times in The Cowboy Song, too

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2007 06:37 PM

Are we still talking about Kindergarten Cop?

I liked the part were he gains the respect of the pupils through the medium of whistling.

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2007 06:41 PM

By the way!

The ferret didn't bite anyone on the dick :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2007 07:14 PM

There is a lesbian couple in a few of my classes at school, and I just realized today that one of them is the SPITTING IMAGE of Gerard Way.

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2007 07:17 PM

Did he play the bad guy that almost got bitten on the dick (with a ferret)?

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2007 07:17 PM

All the lesbians I know are actually really attractive >:


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