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Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2007 07:18 PM

no

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Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2007 07:19 PM

THAT WAS TO METAL MILITIA STOP POSTING SO FAST JESUS >:

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2007 07:19 PM

It's like every time I see them I can hear them screaming "I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE OF VAGINA" in my mind >:

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2007 07:20 PM

lol sorry :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2007 07:21 PM

You could still be friends!

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2007 07:23 PM

I hope someday someone bites guitar woman on the dick with a ferret.

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 512861)
You could still be friends!

I already am good friends with one of them that's not the point though you'll understand when you're older, son

saltshakermaniac Nov 29th, 2007 09:08 PM

So....Who here hates there job?

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2007 10:04 PM

You mean this one?

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2007 11:39 PM

Who hear hates they're job :perndog

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 12:25 AM

its a hard knock life for satanists

Fathom Zero Nov 30th, 2007 12:42 AM

It's been said that I look like Annie when I wear my corduroy hat.

nothing4buddha Nov 30th, 2007 01:48 AM

I got hit by a motorcycle yesterday :<

just felt like sharing

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2007 02:03 AM

What what what

are you ok :<

MattJack Nov 30th, 2007 04:34 AM

does this mean Sam won't be getting any anytime soon?

Zomboid Nov 30th, 2007 07:55 AM

omg poor Sam :(

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 10:06 AM

Pub say BOO! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 512005)
Yes, shut the fuck ups all around.

It's eek face time!

Hang on, who the hell deleted my page full of eek faces? >:

Fuck this place. :(

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 512586)

Gay, but easily done if you quit posting outside of this thread.

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 10:41 AM

Even easier in the days before my stupid pages of emoticons were destroyed by rule-following mod bastards. :rolleyes

bigtimecow Nov 30th, 2007 11:06 AM

pub you're fired!

bigtimecow Nov 30th, 2007 11:07 AM

can anything be taken seriously with my avatar next to it?

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 512914)
pub you're fired!

:tear

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 507801)
Don't know who locked this thread, but cut it out, you thread-locker, you.

......

DuFresne Nov 30th, 2007 12:53 PM

A few days ago, I had to do a presentation on Raul Castro for one of my classes. He was an executioner for at least a large portion of his career. Looking back, I think I called him an "executioneer" at least once while presenting. I miss willie :cry

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:42 PM

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:eek:eek:(:(:(:eek:(:eek:eek:(:eek:(:eek:eek:(
:eek:eek:(:eek:eek:eek:(:(:(:(:eek:(:eek:eek:(
:eek:eek:(:eek:eek:eek:(:eek:eek:(:eek:eek:(:(

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:54 PM

hahahahahaha that took longer than it should

DuFresne Nov 30th, 2007 03:54 PM

Everyone's gay for willie :(

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:55 PM

I wasnt calling you a fag dufresne, i miss willie too :(

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:55 PM

It was really in response to this

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 512909)
Hang on, who the hell deleted my page full of eek faces? >:

Fuck this place. :(


Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:57 PM

I got the phone number that pub posted, when would be a good time to call him :lol

Sam Nov 30th, 2007 03:57 PM

Guys I am going to see the Comedians of Comedy tonight with Jixby. I expect you all to behave yourselves while I am gone. Make sure you let the dog out to make bathroom and do not forget to feed that damn cat, I don't want him jumping and clawing at my screen door while I am gone. I left you some frozen pizza in the freeze, try not to burn down the house when you cook it. I will tell you all about my adventure when I return. Goodbye my darlings!

Love, Sam

P.S. Milhouse backwards is in charge while I am gone I expect you all to listen to him.

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 03:58 PM

why do i have two daddys :(

MarioRPG Nov 30th, 2007 04:13 PM

They are freaks and it is your fault.

HungryWantBiddy Nov 30th, 2007 04:17 PM

I'd ride in a car with ted kennedy before I'd listen to milhouse backwards.

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2007 04:20 PM

hey now you show some respect he used to be a mod around here his word carries some weight i thought you were a team player but i guess youre starting to show your true colors

RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2007 04:26 PM

Why do sewers smoke in manhattan? I've always thought it's just a stupid way of creating a dramatic atmosphere in the movies. :x

My friend just came bck from NY and now he's telling me that the sewers DO smoke.

What the fuck is goin' on? :x

Dr. Boogie Nov 30th, 2007 04:45 PM

It's the temperature difference between the sewer air and the street air.

Or a shitfire.

RaNkeri Nov 30th, 2007 05:43 PM

Guys, I've been searching for the delta force theme for past couple of hours, and I can't seem to find it no where. As my last resort, I'l turn to you. Sure, I could buy the delta force ost, but one song just ain't worth of 50 bucks.

None of you wouldn't happen to have it as an mp3? I'd owe you a big one :x

MLE Nov 30th, 2007 09:46 PM

Hey guys I 'm drunk ;o Keep me entertained. Please. Pretty please. :<

DuFresne Nov 30th, 2007 10:05 PM

okay i'll entertain you mle since apparently eric or erick or however the fuck he spells it isn't cutting it for you right now is he drinking with you cuz damn that whiskey dick is sure brutal sometimes I TELL YOU WHAT

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2007 10:37 PM

When I get drunk all I need to do to keep myself amused is walk around :<

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 512971)
Guys, I've been searching for the delta force theme for past couple of hours, and I can't seem to find it no where. As my last resort, I'l turn to you. Sure, I could buy the delta force ost, but one song just ain't worth of 50 bucks.

None of you wouldn't happen to have it as an mp3? I'd owe you a big one :x

Couldn't you just torrent the OST

MLE Nov 30th, 2007 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuFresne (Post 512986)
okay i'll entertain you mle since apparently eric or erick or however the fuck he spells it isn't cutting it for you right now is he drinking with you cuz damn that whiskey dick is sure brutal sometimes I TELL YOU WHAT


he went to bed :< then again, he's been up for a while.

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2007 01:49 AM

guys evil kinevil died :(

Fathom Zero Dec 1st, 2007 01:58 AM

Did he die a noble death like Spaulding Gray?

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2007 02:40 AM

he was gonna die someday :rolleyes

RaNkeri Dec 1st, 2007 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 512991)
Couldn't you just torrent the OST

I'd done that in the first place, but there simply are no ost torrents.

Atleast I couldn't find one :(

RaNkeri Dec 1st, 2007 06:47 AM

Quote:

Political correct zombies are threatening the city. Riot police and military's assisstance department have formed two lines around the city. Both lines are equally strong. Each line beats half of the zombies away(they turn back to their course of arrival), quarter of the zombies are managed to destroy and another quarter manages to break through both of the lines. Note, that part of the zombies will roam several times between the two lines, therefore form a serie. How huge part of the zombies will remain as a problem for the citizens? See the picture.


See that kids? Learning can also be fun!

Wouldn't want to be in the shoes of a riot police though. :(

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 512946)
I got the phone number that pub posted, when would be a good time to call him :lol

Any time. ;)


EXCEPT WHEN I'M SLEEPING, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF!. >:

MarioRPG Dec 1st, 2007 01:52 PM

Nice Rankeri.

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2007 02:47 PM

Don't sass me pub I will fly to the UK tonight and I will see your face in my face!

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2007 02:58 PM



Aye! Seven Force! What a surprise! And I see you've left your bloody pants back in the states! This is my manservant Short Round, he prefers to be called Tropical but I give him severe tounge lashings if he protests.

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2007 09:10 PM

JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2007 10:11 PM

Thanks for the heads up DJ

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2007 10:20 PM

no problem gadzooks v0.5!

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2007 10:22 PM

You really shouldn't insult Gadzooks behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

bigtimecow Dec 2nd, 2007 01:44 AM

hi i degrade myself

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2007 02:08 AM

Hey hey hey hey. No jive talking in here, man. This is the Cool Zone.


bigtimecow Dec 2nd, 2007 07:02 AM

let's do impressions!

the hib jlab kalalalama ding dazzle doodly koo kitow!

who am i?

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2007 10:00 AM

Michael J. Fox?

Seven Force Dec 2nd, 2007 12:25 PM

You really shouldn't insult Michael J. Fox behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

Sam Dec 2nd, 2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 513088)
Hey hey hey hey. No jive talking in here, man. This is the Cool Zone.


IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I WOULD ASSUME THAT THIS WAS A PICTURE OF MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AND HIS LOVING MOTHER WITH A SKINNED KNEE

Seven Force Dec 2nd, 2007 02:46 PM

if it is they've both gots nice boobs

MarioRPG Dec 2nd, 2007 08:28 PM

Btw Rankeri I found the Delta Force theme in ONE TRY.

EDIT: I'll upload once I figure out a place to upload it.

Guitar Woman Dec 2nd, 2007 08:35 PM

http://www.megaupload.com/

MarioRPG Dec 2nd, 2007 08:59 PM

Rankeri:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HNA9HLYJ

bigtimecow Dec 2nd, 2007 09:21 PM

i love michael j fox

>: it was bill cosby you jerks

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2007 12:32 AM

Nuh-uh!

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2007 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 513133)

Holy shit! Thanks dude, I owe you a big one now :shock

Molly Dec 3rd, 2007 03:49 PM

I saw this interview Michael J Fox did with Oprah. He started like..floating around the room halfway through it. Crazy stuff.

Chojin Dec 3rd, 2007 05:20 PM

guys have you noticed that there's a big reload button whenever you're in a forum list now?

what's that all about, huh?

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2007 05:31 PM

Because of how it's usually a box with a red x in it, I'm assuming it's always been there, but has never shown up because of a broken link or somehting.

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2007 05:32 PM

you know, cuz you guys are noobs.

bigtimecow Dec 3rd, 2007 05:49 PM

i'd rather hit F5

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2007 07:15 PM

I noticed it but haven't clicked it yet! I'll keep you all up-to-date.

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2007 07:19 PM

Oh good now I can keep up to date on the latest Guitar Woman post, thanks Team I-Mock

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2007 07:22 PM

OK, big news. I clicked the new button and I've written a short review of the experience.

While not a big fan of buttons I took a risk and checked out the new I-Mockery "RELOAD" button. The experience wasn't unpleasant and I might even do it again, who knows!
My guess is the button is going to come into its own if anyone starts a super interesting thread that needs minute-by-minute reloads. All in all this is a huge step forward for I-Mockery and if things keep going this way I can see the site's popularity sky-rocketing to previously unimaginable heights.

I'll post a Youtube video of me pressing the button if anyone wants it!

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2007 07:24 PM

UPDATE:

The reload button crashed my computer and gave me virusware in the hard drive!!

0/10 :rolleyes

bigtimecow Dec 3rd, 2007 08:51 PM

i'd give it a 0










out of 5

edit: who am i?!

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2007 01:00 AM

I like the button personally because not only do I feel like I'm playing Time Crisis 3 I feel that I am totally in control of the situation!

Sam Dec 4th, 2007 02:24 AM

Reload buttons are sooooo last year. :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2007 09:16 AM

My girlfriend ordered me one of these:



I'm going to be too cool for school!
...and too old but that's hardly the t-shirt's fault.

HickMan Dec 4th, 2007 09:42 AM


RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2007 10:07 AM

My governator t-shirt is way cooler >:

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2007 11:58 AM

Sign this petition for :reload

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Emu Dec 4th, 2007 12:07 PM

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RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2007 12:15 PM

Does it have any worth if I sign? :(

DuFresne Dec 4th, 2007 12:16 PM

Esuohlim
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MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2007 12:52 PM

As much as I love emotes:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo I can't see myself ever using "RELOAD". Especially when I can just say "RELOAD".:squigly

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2007 12:53 PM

A cat playing a KEYTAR on the other hand...

Added: Petition for :acatplayingakeytar

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Guitar Woman Dec 4th, 2007 03:58 PM

That's a stupid emoticon

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2007 04:01 PM

Fuck you, you're a stupid emoticon.

Guitar Woman Dec 4th, 2007 04:02 PM

I'd suggest adding this one but it doesn't really work that well with I-Mock's color scheme :(


MarioRPG Dec 4th, 2007 04:11 PM

Not applicable, ever?

Grislygus Dec 4th, 2007 08:26 PM

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Chuck Harvey just gave a lecture to my drawing class


Apparently he lives around here


Fuck you if you don't know who he is

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2007 09:17 PM

Neither does Wikipedia :x

HickMan Dec 4th, 2007 11:16 PM

Maybe an I am Mclovin emote that'd be sweet right guys I love superbad

HickMan Dec 4th, 2007 11:17 PM


Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2007 11:40 PM

"I got a boner" - mclovin :lol :lol


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