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Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:05 AM

Of course none of you fags will appreciate this anyway :rolleyes

I want to fuck her in the mouth so hard that she'll need stitches for the back of her head is all I'm saying here :(

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:06 AM

Uh-huh. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:08 AM

:(

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:11 AM

It's okay Esuohlim you are with friends now.

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:11 AM



Head removed to protect identity :( (Also because she's ugly :rolleyes)

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:13 AM

How hard was it to google "girl in periodic table of elements t-shirt"? :rolleyes

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 12:14 AM

Is this the whole "She's out of my league" thing?

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 12:15 AM


Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:15 AM

I AM HIDEOUS :tear

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 12:15 AM

:oneofthosedays

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 12:16 AM

I hate girls

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 536534)
How hard was it to google "girl in periodic table of elements t-shirt"? :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 12:16 AM

they're a good idea but the execution is terrible!

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 12:16 AM


Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:17 AM

HA I AM BRILLIANT

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:19 AM

YES SAM I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 12:19 AM

She was the first pic hehe

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 536546)
YES SAM I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT

WHATEVER. YOU SHOWED GUITAR WOMAN THAT PICTURE ON AIM AND WERE GIGGLING ABOUT HER. >:

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:23 AM

ALSO THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE MY ROOMMATE WHO I FUCKING HATE.

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:26 AM

OK YOU WIN YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM, I DON'T KNOW ANY PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. SHOW'S OVER

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:29 AM

I AM NOT SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW HER IN REAL-LIFE.

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:33 AM

THEN WHAT IS IT, SAM, THAT YOU ARE SAYING

THIS GIRL'S FAVORITE BAND IS THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS AND I WISH I WAS JOKING

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:37 AM

I AM JUST SAYING OKAY

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:37 AM

MAYBE

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:38 AM

THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON OKAY

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 12:38 AM

LET ME SEE HER FACE GODDAMNIT

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 12:48 AM

WHY

Pub Lover Mar 6th, 2008 12:49 AM


Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2008 01:04 AM

;(

bigtimecow Mar 6th, 2008 01:08 AM

esuohlim, do she got a booty? 'cause that's all that matters :cool

Pub Lover Mar 6th, 2008 01:12 AM


Pub Lover Mar 6th, 2008 01:33 AM


Pub Lover Mar 6th, 2008 01:41 AM


Chojin Mar 6th, 2008 01:48 AM

one

also, new thread backups!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809

mostly for helm on page 2.

Sam Mar 6th, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 536566)
WHY

I WANNA SEE

Zomboid Mar 6th, 2008 02:49 AM

If you really wanna impress her, tell her you post here :lol

executioneer Mar 6th, 2008 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 536556)
THEN WHAT IS IT, SAM, THAT YOU ARE SAYING

THIS GIRL'S FAVORITE BAND IS THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS AND I WISH I WAS JOKING

millhouse are you crushing on my sister

bigtimecow Mar 6th, 2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 536600)
one

also, new thread backups!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809

mostly for helm on page 2.

i miss helm :(

Pub Lover Mar 6th, 2008 02:38 PM


Grislygus Mar 6th, 2008 03:33 PM

GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, NO GOOD CUNT-SWABBING PIECE OF SHIT INFERIOR LOWDOWN COCKGOBBLING SHITCHUGGER OF A USELESS-ASS PRINTER



Discuss.

Emu Mar 6th, 2008 03:56 PM

Why is it we have little hands-free phones that can fit in your ear, but we don't have printers that won't break down or run out of ink after 3 uses? It's 2008, people. :\

ElPila666 Mar 6th, 2008 03:59 PM

Oh no, swear creates bad feelings :(

caith Mar 6th, 2008 04:05 PM

hey lets chat guys

terrva Mar 6th, 2008 04:13 PM

hey lets not

ElPila666 Mar 6th, 2008 04:14 PM

ok

liquidstatik Mar 6th, 2008 08:18 PM

i almost think you're schimid and then i read your posts and realize u suck too much ;<

Chojin Mar 6th, 2008 09:00 PM

i liked the boxing cat avatar



also, man, fuck you i-mockery what are you implying

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 09:47 PM

I originally only liked El Pila for his hilarious broken english, but he's actually not a bad guy at all :<

also why the fuck is rollerskating so fucking hard

liquidstatik Mar 6th, 2008 09:53 PM

it's not?

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 10:04 PM

4 wheels per foot... how many more do you need?

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 10:05 PM

I bought a pair today and got off the bus mabye three blocks further away from my house than I usually do, and it took me the better part of two hours to get home

My knees haven't bled this much in 6 years

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 10:07 PM

they were in line skates, btw, not ye olde faggotry kind

that might have been part of my problem

ElPila666 Mar 6th, 2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 536760)
I originally only liked El Pila for his hilarious broken english

Urban Dicktionary always help me to fix my english, actually now i was looking for rollerskating and i found dis:

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--LOL---LOL--
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Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 10:16 PM

lollerskates.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 6th, 2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 536600)
one

also, new thread backups!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15809

mostly for helm on page 2.

Were you, by any chance, reminded of this part, by my post in the "STUPID AMERICANS" thread?

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 10:30 PM


Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 10:36 PM


Fathom Nero Mar 6th, 2008 10:50 PM

Nice boobs :P

ElPila666 Mar 6th, 2008 11:11 PM

Tadao do you like takeshi Kitano yakuza movies?

JediScum Mar 6th, 2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 536760)
also why the fuck is rollerskating so fucking hard

I'm not sure because I promptly gave that shit up around the of 12. My body was way too awkward.

I am talking about skates and not "blades"... I don't know know about inline skating.

But skates, in the early 80's, had one cool effect, which I will bulid towards.

So, yer at the skating rink for yer adolescent mating ritual. You're a 12 year old boy whos balls have just "dropped", just found out that girls "get boobs" maybe a year ago, and are determined to see these "Boobs" in real life.

So you go to the skate rental. You ask for a size 8. All gone. They do have 3 pairs of 6 and a half or 2 sizes in 11.

No 9's? GO FISH!

You don't want the 11's because they are "CLOWN SHOES". So you go for a 6 and a half.

Putting these onto size 8 feet requires about 10 - 15 minutes. While doing this you not only see the grail of boobs which are possessed by an "older woman" (a Freshman in high school, who is also a cheerleader for varsity), but you notice 3-4 NEW arcade games which you must at least try with the 3 dollars yer parents sent you off with.

You skate around feeling like yer gonna fall, AT ANY TIME, unless you skate the rim so you can touch the wall or railing occasionally...

The only time you skate with confidence is when they play Van Halen, Motley Crue, Def Leppard or maybe ZZ TOP from the "Eliminator" LP.

(as an aside... I have NO idea when or why I started writing this in the 2nd person, but just go with it, OK? This is semi-autobiographical)

They play the "Limbo Rock" song, like every week, but since yer flexible (and a damn SEXY BEAST, like the boob queen will find out, many years later when she's a crack whore you randomly see in a bar), you actually make the top 3.

But you still get third, because even though, you COULD squeeze underneath 14 inches of space, YOU CAN'T DO IT IN THESE GODFORSAKEN 6 AND A HALF SKATES, MAN!!!!

You stick around though, just to see who does make 1st and 2nd, even though it's usually the same two people, they just trade places sometimes. But this is the week that you notice that they BOTH WEAR A SIZE 8 ROLLER SKATE AND IT'S A RENTAL!!!! AND THEY ARE 19 SKATING OFF WITH THE 15 YEAR OLD CHEERLEADER BOOB QUEEN!!!!!

About this time, the "Couple Skate" songs come on. So, in anger, you go play the 3 new video games you spotted. Yer money's gone before 5 minutes is up.

So you just give up. It takes another 10 minutes or so to get the footbinding skates off. You put yer street shoes back on. And walk around....

And then, "THE ONE COOL EFFECT" I mentioned earlier happens.

YER LEGS AND FEET ARE LIGHT!!! It's like walking in zero gravity, almost.
You almost feel like Cherubim from Heaven above are singing ... To YOUR FEET and your feet alone. It is, really truly amazing... the sensation.

On yer way out, you give the Boob Queen a 5 second stare... memorizing every nuance of the boobs. Judging by skin tone, and hair color which seems natural, you estimate nipple and areola size and color...

and when you meet her in the bar, twenty years later, you realize you were 90% correct. But it only cost you 5 bucks to see 'em, and another 10 for a wicked, toothless crack whore blowjob.

Guitar Woman Mar 6th, 2008 11:40 PM

I'm with willie concerning who I'd karate kick off a bridge.

Tadao Mar 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 536785)
Tadao do you like takeshi Kitano yakuza movies?

While I hold Beat Takeshi in the highest regard, Akira Kurosawa is my personal favorite film maker. Next time capitalize his name or I'll take one of your fingers.

JediScum Mar 6th, 2008 11:46 PM

how does willie know one of my managers at work?

Pub Lover Mar 7th, 2008 12:05 PM

Not Safe For Willie:
Spoilers!

Emu Mar 7th, 2008 02:41 PM

Remember when Chojin was a Gay Alien Bondage Dog?

I remember.

Chojin Mar 8th, 2008 04:17 AM

those were simpler times!

like, before I grew up.

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2008 06:43 AM

:rolleyes

Chojin Mar 8th, 2008 07:08 AM

it's ok zomboid i will still go to furcon wif u

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2008 03:49 PM

I bought No More Heroes today.

I don't quite own a Wii yet.

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2008 06:40 PM

Man, it sucks looking at the veteran posters list and noticing how many of them don't post anymore. I miss ziggy and dole :(

Great Mighty Poo Mar 9th, 2008 01:06 AM

...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 536776)

This reminds me of the Rock in Get Shorty. Or was that Be Cool? Whatever. If this guy ere a bit bulkier you would have Gay-Rock action. "Your not woman enough to take my man!"

Emu Mar 9th, 2008 02:59 PM

When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

It's like a whole 'nother world.

And it's populated by furries.

liquidstatik Mar 9th, 2008 04:36 PM

i've never even read those forums :o

liquidstatik Mar 9th, 2008 04:40 PM

ew i never wanna go there again

liquidstatik Mar 9th, 2008 04:41 PM

out of the 5 yrs or so i've been on these forums, i've read maybe a total of 2 articles[never all the way thru, tho :x]

Pub Lover Mar 9th, 2008 05:02 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 9th, 2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537144)
When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

Perhaps there are too many trolls on the main forums.

Dixie Mar 9th, 2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537163)
Perhaps there are too many trolls on the main forums.


Yeah, after checking out the Post your Picture thread I'd have to say there are some resemblances to some of our posting members....

Zomboid Mar 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537144)
When I look over the article comments forum I notice a lot of the people who post there regularly don't post on the main forums at all.

It's like a whole 'nother world.

And it's populated by furries.

I haven't been to the main site since general blabber stopped being the place to notify us of new articles :O

Misdemonar Mar 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

oh god I feel terrible,

oh fuck, I'm a failure to being a human being

shhitshitshitshitshitshitshit

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2008 12:00 AM

Indeed.

What for this time?

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 12:04 AM

TEENAGE ANGST :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 12:05 AM

I've got bigger problems >:

I had sushi for the first time today and absolutely loved it >:

I am one step away from being an anime fan now and that is getting way too far out of my comfort zone >:

Misdemonar Mar 10th, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537213)
Indeed.

What for this time?

breathing

Emu Mar 10th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537217)
I've got bigger problems >:

I had sushi for the first time today and absolutely loved it >:

I am one step away from being an anime fan now and that is getting way too far out of my comfort zone >:

No dude sushi is mainstream enough to be in the realm of OK.

What kind did you try?

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 01:24 AM

Let's see if I can even remember.

The first plate we got were the non-roll ones (nagiri, I think) with mackerel, white tuna and some salmon roe. The salmon roe ones were terrible, and it was the first one I tried which maybe wasn't a good start.

Then we got some regular salmon rolls, California rolls, rainbow rolls, and maybe eel? I didn't try the eel.

Emu Mar 10th, 2008 01:49 AM

Eel is the best. It's not raw ;(

And I don't care for the roe very much. Otherwise I regularly pick up California rolls for a snack. :eek

liquidstatik Mar 10th, 2008 01:53 AM

i've never tried sushi :o

Emu Mar 10th, 2008 02:02 AM

go do it, you won't regret it

your wallet might :\

liquidstatik Mar 10th, 2008 02:04 AM

i'd have to go to dallas, probably ;_;

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 02:04 AM

You should it was a life changing experience like a first sex or even a first love :eek

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 02:07 AM

Like raindrops dancing graciously off of rocks in a springtime rainfall I shit you not man :eek

liquidstatik Mar 10th, 2008 02:08 AM

haha, i never thought raw fish could be so good ;o

Dixie Mar 10th, 2008 02:44 AM

Sushi made me ralph :(
It was icky.

Fathom Zero Mar 10th, 2008 02:45 AM

Fucking delicious, it's life-changing. You should totally get some now.

But I eat raw meat, anyway, so take what I have to say with a grain of salt.

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537233)
go do it, you won't regret it

your wallet might :\

With four people it was about 65 bucks with tip, and we finished it but no one was really full. So yeah it's pretty expensive for the amount of food you get.

But it's about the experience

And I totally suck at chopsticks :(

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2008 03:26 AM

I have been entirely unimpressed with sushi everytime I have tried it.

HOWEVER, I HAVE NEVER LIKED FISH.

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2008 04:56 AM

WELL YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A VERY GOOD VEGAN IF YOU DID NOW WOULD YOU

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 07:37 AM

SUSHI IS GOOD YOU GUYS, I EAT IT ALL THE TIME. >:

WITH A GIRL. >:

executioneer Mar 10th, 2008 09:03 AM

i have enough trouble with COOKED fish thx >:


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