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Emu Mar 10th, 2008 12:44 PM

I don't like cooked fish but I love sushi ;o

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537257)
WELL YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A VERY GOOD VEGAN IF YOU DID NOW WOULD YOU

WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET KNOWING WHO I AM AFTER SIX YEARS AND STUFF? :lol

executioneer Mar 10th, 2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537278)
I don't like cooked fish but I love sushi ;o

what are yiou gollum or something

Zomboid Mar 10th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 537262)
SUSHI IS GOOD YOU GUYS, I EAT IT ALL THE TIME. >:

WITH A GIRL. >:

In other words, your mom is often too shitfaced to use the oven so you eat the fish sticks raw :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Chojin Mar 10th, 2008 06:33 PM

best zomboid post ever

srsly

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 537331)
In other words, your mom is often too shitfaced to use the oven so you eat the fish sticks raw :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes EXACTLY :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Mar 10th, 2008 07:14 PM

this thread

:rolleyes

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 537242)
Sushi made me ralph :(
It was icky.

I remember being nervous the first time I had sushi. For some reason I thought I was going to puke it all up. I didn't and I fell in love with it and got married to it and have one child on the way (3 more months!).

MattJack Mar 10th, 2008 09:05 PM

I eat sushi about twice a week in the only rotating sushi bar in Tejas, how bout that?

MattJack Mar 10th, 2008 09:06 PM

in other news I bought The Club an' it's aight. Do you have this game Sam or Zomboid? If so, yall want to playyyyyyyyyy?

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 09:18 PM

I rented it a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was great, but I got bored with it pretty fast. :(

Which I guess makes it not so great. :(

MattJack Mar 10th, 2008 09:21 PM

yea I have had it for 24 hours now and I kinda wish I just would have rented it :(

Army of Two just looked like Gears of War's little brother, so I didn't buy it

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 09:27 PM

It's a cool concept and everything, just the same fucking thing all the way through. The different modes aren't even that different. :/

MattJack Mar 10th, 2008 09:28 PM

was playing on xbox live better?

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 09:30 PM

Not really. Lots of spawn camping with miniguns means you die as soon as you get in the game.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2008 09:34 PM


MattJack Mar 10th, 2008 09:36 PM

wow i made a bad decision didn't i :(

Sam Mar 10th, 2008 09:44 PM

Kinda. :(

Zomboid Mar 10th, 2008 09:55 PM

Return it, sucka.

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 01:23 AM

What looks good coming up aside from GTA IV and Fallout 3?

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 01:41 AM

MGS4 senyl snake rocks!!!

MattJack Mar 11th, 2008 01:55 AM

I kinda like The Club the more I play it. I like the arcade feel of it and it is actually kind of hard if you put it on hard (go figure huh). It's def a party game. My friends and I sat around with a few beers trying to see who could get the highest score on various levels. It was actually quite fun.

I'm stoked for GTA IV and that's about it, Fathom. Later in the year Gears II is suppose to come out, but that probably won't be til Christmas time.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 02:08 AM

Fallout 3? I just might start playing games again.

Zomboid Mar 11th, 2008 02:14 AM

I took metalmilitia's advice and my cat is now on catsthatlooklikehitler.com :lol

Also, did anyone submit whiterat's obese cat to one of the LOL cat sites?

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 02:21 AM

I did. Icanhascheezburger. When I first saw your cat I instantly thought of catsthatlooklikehitler.

Just gave Mr. Sinister a 10.

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 02:26 AM

Go back to Russia!

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537405)
What looks good coming up aside from GTA IV and Fallout 3?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky looks like it might be cool. I already really liked the first one and it looks like this one will make improvements in all areas. Should be coming out April or May I think. If the ratings are good I'll be getting it anyway.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 11:52 AM

Hey how about that my 5-year-old phone can actually record audio.

Who wants to hear my stupid-ass voice? I'll record myself reading the very next post in this thread :eek

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 12:10 PM

I'm a fag.

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 12:11 PM

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news...uto-in-sandbox

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 12:11 PM

Also, yes, you are.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 537451)
I'm a fag.

Haha sucker :dance

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 12:12 PM

One less dumbass to bother us later.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537452)
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news...uto-in-sandbox

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

I like this article, because not only do they make it sound like murder they also say "he died about 3:30 p.m. Monday, with his family at his side"

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537455)
Haha sucker :dance

What, I'm not gonna get that voice recording? Damn you Esouhlim, DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 12:24 PM

I wish I didn't have a 15 second limit because this Juttin post is more than perfect :(

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 01:08 PM

OK I did this ElPila666 post instead here you go kids enjoy my Michigan-I-sound-like-I-have-a-cold-all-the-time accent >:

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr1wav.wav

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 01:26 PM



I love my life on dope, after that while i'm not stoned aymore i like to sleep to travel to the dreamworld cuz i hate reality, then i wake up and take drugs once again when i run out of them i started to have suicidal feelinigs and i write farewell letters

:wank

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 01:29 PM

FEELI-NIGS! :lol

I WRITE FAREWELL LETTERS! *BEEP*
The beep is the tiny sound that made me think you were serious. IT WAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM BEEP.

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 02:21 PM

Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 02:25 PM

We will miss you when you are dead, El Pila Six to the Six of the Six.

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 02:46 PM

EP, you should know that this is a tough forum where you will be made fun of for everything possible, including bad grammar. It may not be your fault, but this really isn't the best place to share your feelinigs...I mean, uhh, yeah.

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 02:49 PM

No really, i only tried to commit suicide back when i was a angst teen by swallowed many pills and drinkin a vodka bottle but i failed, maybe i'll try again in 30 years from now when i become an old fart, i hope then the science develop an unpainful suicidal device

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 02:57 PM

Pila, You should join Seth's Suicide Club. It has meetings every thursday in Heaven. I'm thinking of joining. I hope to see you at the next meeting!

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 04:15 PM

esuohlim sounds like the narrator on the educational videos we watched in like 3rd grade :<

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 04:29 PM

I like his accent, it reminds me The Texas Chainsaw Massacre narrator

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 04:29 PM

For fucks sake someone close this
 
I have the urge to kill some of the people on the article forums, but Mockbot would in turn terminate me. So in order to get it out of my system, I hope they come to this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537498)
Some folks say there's nothing lower than the furry geek. I beg to differ. Indeed, the lowest form of geek is the one who feels the need to put down other geeks in order to make themselves feel better.

It's an old story, but I'll tell it again: I once had the fortunate opportunity to have dinner with Trace Beaulieu (Crow T. Robot/Dr. Clayton Forrester of MST3K fame), who was Guest of Honor at a furry convention some years ago. And we asked him what he thought of furries and the idiotic inter-geek snarkery that frequently gets directed at them. Not surprisingly, he said he was disappointed that it goes on. I'm guessing maybe he got enough flak for being a sci-fi fan growing up in Minnesota that he knows what it feels like, so was sad to see sci-fi geeks doing it to others.

Beaulieu's comments were echoed more recently by Mark Evanier, who noted furry fandom "has endured a fair amount of mocking in the past, often from folks who oughta know better, given how their own interests have prompted ridicule from others."

Now, it's not that furries can't take a joke or anything. It's just that the folks who continually put down furries as a way of building themselves up don't seem to realize they aren't all that funny after we've heard it the first hundred times.

In summary, being a geek is cool. Being a geek putting down other geeks is really just lame. Or, as Xeni Jardin of Boing Boing says: "Yay for eccentric humans doing their own thing no matter what fun-crushers may say!"


Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 04:40 PM

Forgeting that I downloaded that file I went to load a report about the world bank loaning money into my news bulletin only to be left smiling and calling myself an idiot. Esu, NZ nearly heard your voice. ;)

T-Dawg! Your hall of shame thread sounds alot like my chatroom thread.

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 04:44 PM

STOP FURSECUTION

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 04:44 PM

LET AWKWARD BOYS FUCK THEIR DOGS IN PEACE

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 04:46 PM

We should have a thread where esuohlim narrates every post and edits an image for the sound byte into each post.

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 04:46 PM

The thread could be called 'FOR THE VISUALLY-IMPAIRED'

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537482)
Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr2wav.wav :eek

I think I've only ever heard Jixby's, Seth's, and Rog's voices. Break out your audio recording devices and let's hear what you fags sound like >:

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 04:55 PM

Dear Pubby:
I think they deserve a thread title that is visible to their shame.

:pagebrak

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537506)
Forgeting that I downloaded that file I went to load a report about the world bank loaning money into my news bulletin only to be left smiling and calling myself an idiot. Esu, NZ nearly heard your voice. ;)

So what is that like 30 people? :eek

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537512)
We should have a thread where esuohlim narrates every post and edits an image for the sound byte into each post.

I'd need donations since every file I send from my phone costs me $1 :(

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 04:59 PM

Almost tempted to do a youtube of other peoples posts. Try to dress and act like I imagine them.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 05:00 PM

Do a youtube of this post :eek

And act out the emoticons :x

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:08 PM

Temptation meter is at 7 out of 10

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:10 PM

I-Mockery Chat(NOW SBUTITLED FOR THE BLIND)

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537516)

FROWN EMOTICON! :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537516)
I think I've only ever heard Jixby's, Seth's, and Rog's voices. Break out your audio recording devices and let's hear what you fags sound like >:

What about Willie's voice from that time he read the madlibs?

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 05:12 PM

and that time i had an enthusiastic youtube of me watch an explostion

and sing a bon jovie

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537517)
Dear Pubby:
I think they deserve a thread title that is visible to their shame.

Then you should have posed it in the article forum as those guys don't check anywhere.

SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY GET REPLIES. :eek

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 05:13 PM

Oh yeah I forgot about you Willie sorry ;_;

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537518)
So what is that like 30 people? :eek

Do you think I could do this job if I thought it was as many as that?>:

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 05:15 PM

And I forgot about JohnathonClement too I guess

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 05:19 PM

EDIT: SORRY THREAD I DIDNT READ YOU GOOD ENOUGH

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 05:20 PM

didnt sadie post something of the band she was in, does that count

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 05:23 PM

I hate most of the people who post in the article forum and I hope they never post anywhere else.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537529)
Then you should have posed it in the article forum as those guys don't check anywhere.

SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY GET REPLIES. :eek

Believe me, I'd love to tear into them.
Mods, can I have a hall pass to harass people over there. Not like I can gay up the place anymore than it is.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:29 PM


Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:32 PM

:(

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 05:32 PM

it's not really my call what goes on in article discussion, but boogie's been on a ban kick lately and rog thinks that if you don't have anything positive to say you shouldn't say anything at all

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 05:35 PM

oh man maybe i shouldnt be effing with the fursecution dude then whoops

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537539)
rog thinks that if you don't have anything positive to say you shouldn't say anything at all

Is that rule gonna be applied to the articles too?

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:40 PM

I don't think you have any borders Willie, as for me, I'm a Noob upstart and have no rights. I'll just have to hate on them from afar. I would love to post the link to my thread at them though, but the house of Mil wouldn't like them here either.

Mockery Mar 11th, 2008 05:43 PM

Just as he believes in separation of church and state, Esuohlim believes in separation of site and forum. :posh

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:45 PM

Send them a polite email asking them to consider reading your thread.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:45 PM

Or pm. Whatever, it's all electronic. >:

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:49 PM

I wonder if that is PM harassment. Can I get a ruling on this.
Maybe something like,

Hi, we are talking about you. (link)

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:52 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537557)
I wonder if that is PM harassment. Can I get a ruling on this.

A polite notification of an abusive & public thread shouldn't be considered harassment.

Otherwise, uh oh...

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537557)
Maybe something like,

Hi, we are talking about you. (link)

I did say polite. >:

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537545)
i personally have the heads of three yiffers mounted above my fireplace.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537551)
Did you catch them out in the woods digging holes and eating berries? :)

No, he infiltrated their pack & orgasmed them to death.

They never stood a chance.

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 06:15 PM

that D-mon guy is by far the most pretentious fucker who has ever posted on this site.

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 06:18 PM

Well, that I've noticed.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 06:43 PM

Xydexx, it's not that we are mocking you, and no you can't take a joke because we where never joking in the first place. I was going to call you a sick puppy, but that might lead you to believe that I'm flirting with you. Please tell me why you want to be a wolf.

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 06:58 PM

After reading those comments I'm glad a lot of those people stick to the article comments and not here.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 11th, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537482)
Oh man, i don't know what to do if laugh or cry, i was meant FEELINGS and you people knew that, you always have typing errors anyway. After hear that i'm started to write my last farewell letter, i can't take this anymore :(

Hey, just be happy that you aren't Black Hexen.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao


So, wait, lemme see if I understand you correctly... you're not just making a lame attempt at a joke and in all seriousness get this bent out of shape over furries in a non-ironic way?

Wow. Just wow.

Thanks for the welcome to the forums, anyway.

Answer my question.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 07:35 PM

:oao

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 07:38 PM

I don't even like putting a hot dog in a bun.
it's all one big gay bbq, baby you can count me out.
i'm from the south, you won't find no weiner in my mouth.

(if you sing the words it's a great little jingle)

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537499)
esuohlim sounds like the narrator on the educational videos we watched in like 3rd grade :<

The SERIOUS PROBLEM BEEP at the end of each audio clip means turn the slide :x

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537509)
STOP FURSECUTION

Heh. I know I'm just a newbie here and ergo subject to getting run through the spanking machine (oooh!), but in all seriousness I need to ask:

Is repeating lame over-recycled catchphrases part of your plan to prevent your forums here from becoming yet another bastion for the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND?

Just curious. :)

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 07:45 PM

Your queer little emoticon says one thing, but your shifty eyes give you away.

That, and the clip-on tail.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 07:46 PM

I caught a Furrie! So... what animal are you? And why do you do it?

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 07:47 PM

Also why are you replying to my first post and not my latest one

I am a different man now and realize that putting your penis in dogs' butts feels good.

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537621)
Answer my question.

A wolf, eh? Well, my preferred online avatar is usually some variety of equine, but I guess a wolf would be cool if it were entirely rubberized and I could be my own chew toy or something. :lol

Now it's my turn to ask a question: Why are you so afraid to flirt with furries?

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537629)
That, and the clip-on tail.

LIES! All lies, I say! My tail is 100% real... on the internet.

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537629)
Your queer little emoticon says one thing, but your shifty eyes give you away.

That, and the clip-on tail.

Clip-on? Pfft, that's old news:



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