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Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537630)
I caught a Furrie!

Indeed. Better treat me right or I'll turn you in to the ASPCF.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537630)
So... what animal are you? And why do you do it?

Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 07:53 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...5&type=profile

Welcome to forums, Dee Snider

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 537635)
Clip-on? Pfft, that's old news

Oooh. Hardcore. :love

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 07:54 PM

i bet he wears those sunglasses while posting

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537637)

For real? That's a new one on me. Usually I get compared to Sting or Alton Brown (when I had shorter hair). Lately they say (but you know the kind of things THEY say) that I look like some anime supervillian... I forget his name, sorry, anime isn't really my thing...

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 07:57 PM

What then, exactly, is your thing? Please feel to pour your heart out in this thread.

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 07:58 PM

don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

MetalMilitia Mar 11th, 2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537640)
For real? That's a new one on me. Usually I get compared to Sting or Alton Brown (when I had shorter hair). Lately they say (but you know the kind of things THEY say) that I look like some anime supervillian... I forget his name, sorry, anime isn't really my thing...


A furry that doesn't like anime is like the internet equivalent of a murder-rapist that doesn't like rape. :x

ADDED: Specifically tentical rape. :hat

Sacks Mar 11th, 2008 08:02 PM

I'll be glad when everyone gets over furries on the internet and we can get back to feeling uncomfortable about blacks and gay people.

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 537642)
What then, exactly, is your thing? Please feel to pour your heart out in this thread.

Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537636)
Do you want the scary real answer or the scary fake one?

The scary real one please. It's not that I'm afraid to flirt with your kind, I'm just the kind of guy that kicks his dog of his lap when it gets a boner.

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 08:08 PM

How about the mundane real one?

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 537647)
A furry that doesn't like anime is like the internet equivalent of a murder-rapist that doesn't like rape. :x

ADDED: Specifically tentical rape. :hat

Yay! Tentacle rape! :rock

Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against anime---what I've seen I've enjoyed, to be sure---I just have other things (going to furry cons, exploring abandoned buildings, riding my weirdo bike around) that warrant my attention more.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 08:15 PM

oh man i knew when i saw this thread's post count that you guys had ONE ON THE HOOK

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 08:16 PM

Sorry.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537654)
How about the mundane real one?

This is what I thought verbatim

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 08:19 PM


Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 08:22 PM

"You don't sound nearly as dorky as Sam did!" -MLE

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 08:23 PM

oh and didnt fartin make a youtube of his secrat santa presents

Sacks Mar 11th, 2008 08:26 PM

For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537662)
exploring abandoned buildings

Like the old Purina plant three towns over?

JediScum Mar 11th, 2008 08:26 PM

I am SO tired of hearing about this Clinton/Obama bullshit.

Why don't they just get it over with?

Obama - "She just called me a ******"

Hillary - "NO I DIDN'T!!"

Obama - "Yes you did.... BECAUSE YOUR A WOMAN!!!!"

Long pause

Obama ( to Hillary) - "Do you wanna look at my dick again?"

Hillary - "OH GOD YES! PLEASE!!!!"




By the way, what's the Bush family up to now?


If you need me, I'll be watching Duran Duran videos

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 08:27 PM

did this get moved here from the politics board

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 08:27 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 08:30 PM

UGH

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537685)
oh and didnt fartin make a youtube of his secrat santa presents

With plastic teeth and a fake British accent.

I know he was on WFYB radio once but I never heard that episode. :(

Oh yeah I guess I've heard GADZOOKS and maybe MrAdventure too but I don't remember what he sounds like.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537682)
"You don't sound nearly as dorky as Sam did!" -MLE

:D

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:34 PM

That was what she said to GW not you.

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 08:36 PM

Let me pretend >:

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the female population
milhouse is better than sam :love

:D

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 08:39 PM

of course by sharing that quote, GW has become infinitely gayer than Sam.

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537574)
No, he infiltrated their pack & orgasmed them to death.

They never stood a chance.

Man, what a way to go... :rock

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:39 PM

you're a better rapist than sam. :rolleyes

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 08:40 PM

:lol Feel my wrath! Now I shall go forth and collect more!

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537699)
of course by sharing that quote, GW has become infinitely gayer than Sam.

GW has been whacking it to that quote ever since MLE was condescending enough to say it.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 08:43 PM

I-Mockery Chat(NOW WITH MORE FUR)

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537700)
Man, what a way to go... :rock

SORRY GUYS IT SEEMS I'VE ACCIDENTALLY INFECTED THIS THREAD WITH FURRINESS

SHAVED HEADS AND DECONTAMINATION SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY

JUST LIKE LAST TIME

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537654)
How about the mundane real one?

Are you suggesting there's anything even remotely mundane about me?

Mundane... okay... let's see... uh... I've got a decent job, drive a sensible car (you kind of have to these days what with gas prices), and have a 20-year mortgage. I pay my taxes on time and complain about rush hour traffic (2nd worst in the nation) regularly. I have no tattoos or piercings, don't smoke or do drugs, and only drink occasionally. With the exception of the long hair (recently donated to Locks Of Love), I otherwise look like an everyday average geeky suburban homeowner.

I do have a tendency to babble on at exhaustingly great lengths about local history and buildings and towns that no longer exist, but otherwise there's nothing particularly interesting about me on the surface. :sleep

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537677)

Obligatory yiff yiff yiff. :love

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 08:54 PM

Describe "sensible" please.

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 537688)
Like the old Purina plant three towns over?

Dude, trust me, if there actually was one nearby I'd have already explored it and have had pictures up on my website by now. Instead I need to settle for non-local jaunts to sprawling abandoned college campuses and insane asylums and iron works. Wish the cool stuff was closer, but hey. :\

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 537711)
Describe "sensible" please.

That would be a 2007 Toyota Prius.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:57 PM

The guy in charge of energy generation in New Zealand is seriously called Dr Strange.

I can never read anything he says with out nerd-giggling. :(

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 08:58 PM


executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 09:00 PM

SANCTUM SANCTORUM

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537677)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537710)
Obligatory yiff yiff yiff. :love

That actually produces a feeling other than revulsion in you?

Liberalism has gone too far! >:

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 09:13 PM

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Xydexx

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 09:14 PM

Wow

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 09:17 PM

Xydexx continues to be the squeakiest and silliest inflatable unicorn in the galaxy. Please join Xydexx and his army and robot ponies to help spread cute and weird across the internet. Long live the cause of offensive cuteness!

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537720)

good god

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 09:25 PM

I think we have happened upon a chief furry.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 09:28 PM

Guys, I think I could make a minor amount of money here. It would involve creating makeover software that turns you into a furry. I bet they'd pay top dollar and not pirate it if they believed I was one of them.

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 09:31 PM

You wrote that, didn't you Mr. Urban Explorer?

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 09:34 PM

If you follow his sig, there is a long trail of sadness.

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 09:38 PM

There is only one thing left to do.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 09:40 PM

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05272004

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2008 09:56 PM

Destruction of the head?

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 10:01 PM

Kill Falco.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 10:12 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537460)
I wish I didn't have a 15 second limit because this Juttin post is more than perfect :(

I hope that this will suffice.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 10:19 PM

I think he meant on his phone, in which case he could just open up a wav recorder and talk through the mike on his computer.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 10:20 PM

Seriously, New Zealand Council of Trade Unions? You really want me to read your press statements? THEY ARE WRITTEN LIKE AN ANGSTY ASSPIE'S LIVEJOURNAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I would really prefer it if you did my job for me by distilling what you have to say to about 25 seconds worth of spoken word. It would save me so much time.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 443957)
Can anyone confirm this? I'm not sure if I believe it but it wouldn't surprise me if it is true...

Fact: Pluto was recently stripped of its status as a planet, and assigned an asteroid number.

Conspiracy: All new editions of school science textbooks will now have to be printed, sold and distributed. The International Astronomical Union is in bed financially with publishers of these books. One of the largest publishers of school textbooks in the United States is McGraw-Hill. Who owns McGraw-Hill? Halliburton.

:lol

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 10:42 PM


executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 10:52 PM

so xexyx have you ever done it with a horsie for reals

JediScum Mar 11th, 2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537690)
did this get moved here from the politics board

I was expressing exasperation, yet felt it was too juvenile to actually post in a "Politics" Forum.

Give me two minutes... I got something worse.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537749)

It's as if you know the agony of being a fatass. :eek

Emu Mar 11th, 2008 11:07 PM

Wow, THE Xydexx posts here?

JediScum Mar 11th, 2008 11:20 PM



TELL THAT WONDER-BREAD-EATING, BUG-EYED, RICKETY-ASS, WHITE BITCH TO SUCK HER HUSBAND'S DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:23 PM



TELL THAT JEDISCUM GUY TO NEVER TRY AND CAPTIOIN A PICTURE AGAIN, EVEER

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 11:32 PM



SUP

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 11:34 PM


HEY GUYS! I WON MISSISIPI... MISSIPPII? MIPPIISSIIP? FUCK IT

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537614)
If we went to the prom, you'd totally be getting laid. ;)

i h8 u pub stay away frum me

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 11:41 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537782)
i h8 u pub stay away frum me

Oh hush, like you ever take me out any more.

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:47 PM

well maybe if u brush ur f*ckin teeth I WOULD

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537751)
Seriously, New Zealand Council of Trade Unions? You really want me to read your press statements? THEY ARE WRITTEN LIKE AN ANGSTY ASSPIE'S LIVEJOURNAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I would really prefer it if you did my job for me by distilling what you have to say to about 25 seconds worth of spoken word. It would save me so much time.

I hope you don't bothered for my a crappy english accent Pubs :x

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:51 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:54 PM

i still don't read that forum :o

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 11th, 2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537722)
Xydexx continues to be the squeakiest and silliest inflatable unicorn in the galaxy. Please join Xydexx and his army and robot ponies to help spread cute and weird across the internet. Long live the cause of offensive cuteness!

I'll stick with the mothership and spreading the funk, thank you.

ElPila666 Mar 11th, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537452)

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

And this one was lovely :love, Esuohlim you're next sir

JediScum Mar 12th, 2008 12:04 AM

[quote=liquidstatik;537779] CAPTIOIN/quote]

Way too easy

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:05 AM

Ahweeee need the funk, gotta have the funk

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537787)
I hope you the bothered for my a crappy english accent Pubs :x

This is such a treat!

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:10 AM

jediscum u can't even quote

ElPila666 Mar 12th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537694)
With plastic teeth and a fake British accent.

I know he was on WFYB radio once but I never heard that episode. :(

Oh yeah I guess I've heard GADZOOKS and maybe MrAdventure too but I don't remember what he sounds like.

I Choose this one randomly but it's not that short

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:15 AM

http://www.cais-soas.com/News/2008/March2008/04-03.htm

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)
It's not that I'm afraid to flirt with your kind, I'm just the kind of guy that kicks his dog of his lap when i gets a boner.

A'ight.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)
So... what animal are you?

Human. I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)
And why do you do it?

It's fun. You know, fun? You've... seen other people having it? :)

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:26 AM

he rly hasn't ;_;

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537766)
so xexyx have you ever done it with a horsie for reals

I think you have me confused with someone else, but no anyway.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537804)
he rly hasn't ;_;

true that

JediScum Mar 12th, 2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537781)
MISSIPPII? MIPPIISSIIP? FUCK IT

Two guys are on a bus, and a elderly RACIST BUG-EYED BITCH overhears their conversation.

"First Emma come, then I come, then a two asses, then I come again, THEN A TWO ASSES, then I come again, then I pee twice, then I COME AGAIN!!!!"

The racist bug-eyed bitch says "I have NEVER heard something that disgusting IN MY LIFE!!!"

Chico Marx turns around and says "Hey! Imma justa telling Harpo, how to spell Mississippi"


liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:32 AM

r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537800)
I Choose this one randomly but it's not that short

omg :lol

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537644)
don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

I aim to please. Perhaps you'd like to know what I'm wearing? (It may seem strange, but I've found your type always seems oddly fascinated by what I'm wearing and when I go buy new sneakers and all the other miscellaneous administrivia of my life, so hey.) I'm currently wearing blue jeans and my "Wishes Are Unstoppable" t-shirt (featuring a unicorn riding a motorbike because that's awesome http://www.goats.com/forums/news/2539/ ) and my battle-scarred digital watch that lost half its buttons while I was riving tubing in the Potomac.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:41 AM

sadfaceemoticon :lol

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537773)
Wow, THE Xydexx posts here?

For the moment, at least. I'm still trying to decide whether this is just another bastion of the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND or not.

It's a big internets, and I certainly have plenty of other places (online and offline) I could be wasting my copious free time on. :)

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537808)
r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?

Possibly.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537803)
I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.

So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?

Emu Mar 12th, 2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537812)
For the moment, at least. I'm still trying to decide whether this is just another bastion of the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND or not.

It's a big internets, and I certainly have plenty of other places (online and offline) I could be wasting my copious free time on. :)

No, we make fun of Asspies here. We hate everyone equally.


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