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liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:53 AM

n*ggers more than most, tho

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537814)
So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?

Heh. I wish. :\

It'd make it kinda hard to type, though.

Seriously, the only times I've been fursuiting were in the Ocean City, MD Doo Dah Parade and at a furry picnic at a local park, and I don't actually have my own fursuit (tempting as it is to get one, there just aren't enough hours in the day it seems).

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 01:03 AM

:lol

ElPila666 Mar 12th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 535252)
Chess is for nerds :rolleyes

:(

Using your pawns is a good strategy. If you know how to set them up right at the very beginning you can make a very obnoxious blockade. Try practicing online with other players (if you want really good players you should try the pay sites. My dad was subscribed to one last summer for about 9 bucks a month, which is like half a Finnish peso or whatever so it shouldn't be too big of a deal).

My name is Borat

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537749)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537770)
It's as if you know the agony of being a fatass. :eek

I know why the caged bird sings.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 01:13 AM

Milhouse, we should do Masterpiece Theater readings of the forum.

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 01:16 AM

well if you're planning on staying we'd appreciate it if you'd tone down the "IC" stuff we hate characters here (THIS IS NTO THE FUCKING TNT NETWORK >: )

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 01:19 AM

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:25 AM

Haha now I'm glad that I didn't do it because I would have done it in my regular boring robot voice. :(

I WILL TUNE UP MY VOCAL SKILLS FATHOM AND BELIEVE YOU ME WE WILL PUT ON QUITE A SHOW

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537824)

BORKEN :(

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 01:27 AM

YEAH BROKEN

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:28 AM

IT'S BROKEN GW >:

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 01:29 AM

SRSLY GET WITH IT, GW

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 01:30 AM

What's wrong with it :mad

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537644)
don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

To satisfy Chojin's insatiable curiosity further, here is a list of things on Xydexx's computer desk:
* A small vintage inflatable horse
* Accoutrements Eugene, the Enchanting Unicorn (made of "huggably soft latex")
* My Little Pony Christmas ornament
* Tag from Flying Horse Royal Lager beer
* Circus horse squeaky toy
* Fluffy purple stuffed unicorn with necklace
* Good vs. Evil unicorn figurines
* An orange My Little Pony with magnetic hoof
* Toy horse from Road To Eldorado
* Some little pink beanie baby unicorn I got in a Happy Meal
* Shotglass with paw and "FURRY" written on it
* Furryville "Track and Fur" tiger figurine
* Parking meter lamp
* Hauptratte-Sperren lanyard with bike lock key and house key on it
* Lanyard with various furry convention badges
* Pegasus plushie I found on the Bronx River Parkway while biking
* Purple horse plushie (on top of the pegasus plushie)
* Purple unicorn plushie (on top of the purple horse plushie)
* White/pink horse plushie (on top of the purple unicorn plushie... they're stackable, you see...)
* Fragment of Non-Sequiter comic from the Sunday paper several years ago: "Let us give thanks for horses." "Yes! They're all better than us."
* Newspaper headline: "Horse-Powered Victory"
* Empty CD case
* Four pens (green, blue, black, red... you can never have enough pens)
* Business cards
* Bottle of Gatorade (Frost)
* Speakers
* Monitor
* Microphone
* Checkbook (balanced, for once)
* Wacom tablet and drawing stylus
* Cutting board
* Scanner (HP Scanjet 2300c)
* Cute Overload and OMG PONIES!!!1 bumper stickers
* Printout of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies
* A post-it note from Rob Paulsen
* Cheap $1 con badge from Gideon
* Cyclecomputer (for my weirdo bike)
* Small bottle of TravelLodge shampoo (has a furry on it!)
* A Radisson Hotel keycard
* The Unicorn Code
* Clear cube of lucite, approx. 1"
* Moist towelette ("Directions: Just tear open and use.")
* Two 41 cent stamps
* Various buttons given at last furry con
* Spare keys to my old 1998 Honda Civic (sold last year)
* Exacto knife (and extra blades)
* Tiny scented candle
* Wireless mouse (not in use)
* My little digital clock that says "TIME" on it
* Some sort of computer card, possibly for my old scanner
* Various computer manuals
* Polaroid of me petting a cougar at a furry con
* Bumper sticker from Pioneer Tunnel Coal Mine in Ashland, PA
* Postcard from Centralia, PA
* Stitch figurine
* King Of All Cosmos fake nose and mustache
* www.goats.com sticker
* Two empty packages of My Little Pony fruit flavored snacks

Stay tuned for our next exciting update, "List Of Things On Xydexx's Other Computer Desk"... or "Xydexx's Shopping List" or "What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses?" depending what sort of mood I'm in.

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 01:41 AM

You guys already know what it sounds like anyway >:

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 01:41 AM

I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
I could give two shits of a care less about them. What I have against is you, ya fucking cock juggling thunder cunt.

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr0wav.wav

OK this is enough phone-file sending for today I'm poor now :(

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:52 AM

Voice acting :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537835)
I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

Do it, janky >:

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 01:53 AM

man get a fucken mic already

play some games on windows live search or something you can get one for like 1000 points

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:59 AM

Effort. :rolleyes

Boo to that

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 02:02 AM

lol sam and I have been making fun of people and doing voices on xbox live for a while now.

...and it's funnier than this.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 02:13 AM

Expansive list.

Hope you don't have to MOVE.

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 02:14 AM

ok

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 02:18 AM

oh man, pretending not to notice sarcasm

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 02:19 AM

i can do voices

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 02:25 AM

Yeah, but can you make it hilarious and have other hilarious internet people request that you read hilarious sentences in a hilariously monotone voice, all at the hilarious cost of 1 dollar a recording?

CAN YOU?

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 02:29 AM

Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537845)
Expansive list.

I am, admittedly, a collector of things... mostly weird and unusual, as that's what my world tends to be, and coincidentally what makes the internet (or at least the places on it worth visiting) a cool place as well.

Meanwhile...

What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses (or: "What Was In Xydexx's Pocketses Before He Took Them Out And Put Them On His Already-Cluttered Desk"):
* Wallet
* Car keys
* $1.17 in spare change

Sam Mar 12th, 2008 03:08 AM

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537845)
Hope you don't have to MOVE.

Not planning to anytime soon, even though our place is worth $150K more now than when we bought it.

While we're on the subject, best of luck getting out on your own. It's quite liberating. :)

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 04:47 AM

not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537850)
Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

HickMan Mar 12th, 2008 06:39 AM

Hey everybody I gotta be at work in 20 minutes but I dont wanna go. I'm probably going to fall asleep when people are swimming.

ElPila666 Mar 12th, 2008 06:51 AM

Are you a baywatch?

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 537875)
I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes

caith Mar 12th, 2008 11:09 AM

hey i used to post here a while back. just wondering if anyone remembers me and should i stick around or just fuck off .?

i'm your friend

WHAT

ps j/k

I'll be your frang

A/S/L

SPORT IS FOR THE GAYS????

raver..you might've been touched by me while I was spinnin some Joe Cocker meets Felix da Housecat once...stick around...

iiwii

ill be your friend raver :p

Hi caith! A/S/L?

Raver141, werent you that british fuck?

Fuck off :)

yes robot i am as described.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiLLY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im my friend.

Last time we left off, about six years ago, we were arguing about who sucks and what not. Care to pick up where we left off?

i would love to robot but i cant be bothered to bore myself to death reading your drivel. ravers and bastards rule.

This thread clearly points out the amount of ruling that you do.

Ruler of dick.


HickMan Mar 12th, 2008 12:47 PM

Yes I'm a baywatch Mitch Buchanan and I was unaware that Esuohlim was a mod!

Dr. Boogie Mar 12th, 2008 01:36 PM

People, please. There's a reason I like to dump shitty threads in this one. There's no sense trying to improve the chat thread.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 01:39 PM

I can see at least three threads that should be in here, what are you waiting for, Doc?

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 01:51 PM

w/e this is the best thread on these forums

Seven Force Mar 12th, 2008 03:08 PM

just use your clitoris to dial the #

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:30 PM

Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 03:35 PM

I haven't read the new poems, but some of the previous ones have actually made me lol and that is pretty rare. :(

Mockery Mar 12th, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537930)
Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

Are you saying you didn't like his latest poetry piece?

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:41 PM

I didn't laugh at any of them :(
But I'm not a cultural laugh meter that you would want to set yourself too.

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537871)
not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

I'll assume that was a compliment. :)

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:58 PM

Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537940)
Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Oooh, haiku. I can do that.

Pony is hungry
He sees you driving by and
Wants to eat your head



OM NOM NOM NOM

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 04:29 PM

:lol

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 04:36 PM

Everybody knows
Ponies devour little kids
Run fast little girl!


WAUGH! HUNGRY PONY!

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2008 04:43 PM

Ravers, furries, what is the difference? Western culture is doomed. It's decadence and self-importance have given birth to widespread, vile perversion unimaginable to previous generations. Only through Allah can we find salvation, and only through the blood of Americans and Jews can we prove our worth.

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 537950)
and only through the blood of Americans and Jews can we prove our worth.

Does that mean I get off scott-free?

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2008 04:56 PM

As long as your country accepts Islam

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 04:57 PM

There is but one god, praise be Allah!

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 537956)
As long as your country accepts Islam

Well, a huge percent of the population is turkish, so give it a couple of years and it'll probably happen.

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537893)
Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes

It was a legitimate question if you're an idiot :rolleyes

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 05:48 PM

What is the proper way of furdomization? Does the council of woodland creatures tell you your animal, or do you pick what you think you are?

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537994)
What is the proper way of furdomization? Does the council of woodland creatures tell you your animal, or do you pick what you think you are?

You choose what you want to be. There's a very strong DIY ethic in furry fandom, when it comes right down to it. Lots of folks make up their own characters and backstory and such.

That being said, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a council of woodland creatures. :)

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 05:52 PM

I hope so. I'll either be a badger or beaver...as as a badger I got these stylish stripes, but as a beaver I can drop trees on people. Hmm...:confused:

What's more important: style or enhanced gnawing capabilities?

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 537996)
I hope so. I'll either be a badger or beaver...as as a badger I got these stylish stripes, but as a beaver I can drop trees on people.

Why not both? Half badger, half-beaver. Take what you like and leave the rest. Very post-modern. :lol

Stranger things have happened.

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 06:10 PM

cancer

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 06:11 PM

man the more posts this thread gets, the bigger my ignore list gets >:

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 06:12 PM

Princess Pony, what furry do you see me as?

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 06:16 PM

If I posted pictures of Gerard Way kissing Frank Iero this thread would be better

Emu Mar 12th, 2008 06:24 PM

well then where are they already

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 538008)
If I posted pictures of Gerard Way kissing Frank Iero this thread would be better

I'm going to become a furry :tear

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 06:34 PM

Maybe I'll be a Platypus or an Aye Aye, not sure yet.

MetalMilitia Mar 12th, 2008 06:35 PM

I just noticed that out of 23,000+ votes, Arrested Development has a 9.7 score on IMDB.

That's pretty amazing. :eek

Deserved though.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 06:35 PM

I think reading Ranger Rick as a kid damaged me :(

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 06:54 PM

Some guy is stealing mail out of our mailbox at about 1 PM on certain days.

MetalMilitia Mar 12th, 2008 06:56 PM

Some guy? That's no way to talk about your brother. :/

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 06:56 PM

is it ur brother?

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 06:56 PM

FUCK YOU METAL

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 537974)
It was a legitimate question if you're an idiot :rolleyes

DULY NOTED :rolleyes

PRICK :rolleyes :rolleyes

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 07:48 PM

guys i just realized that my primary motivation for all things in life is shame

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 538045)
guys i just realized that my primary motivation for all things in life is shame

It would seem that Zomboid can fix that.

http://zomboid.org/

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 07:52 PM


Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 07:53 PM

:love

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 08:48 PM

i can think of better ways to fix it

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 08:48 PM

i am always thinking of better ways to fix it

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 09:10 PM

http://www.maj.com/gallery/TheHordes...thers/zzzz.gif would make a good sig for someone that hates me.

I'm looking at you, GW.

Emu Mar 12th, 2008 09:19 PM

I'd use that as my sig but I'd probably get banned for it

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 09:21 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 09:22 PM


Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538067)
http://www.maj.com/gallery/TheHordes...thers/zzzz.gif would make a good sig for someone that hates me.

I'm looking at you, GW.

gross

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 09:25 PM

That is a very close second on my horrible scale, T-Dawg. :(

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 09:31 PM

It's creeping me out :x

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:34 PM

[14:29] PublicPubLoather: SAMSAMSAM!
[14:29] SwitchDingo: PUBPUBPUB!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: SAM! I AM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT I FIND YOUR FRIEND ZOMBOID OVERLY DULL FOR SOMEONE SO SELF-RIGHTIOUS ON THE TOPIC OF INTERNET FUNHAVING!
[14:31] *** "SwitchDingo" blocked you at Thu Mar 13 14:31:05 2008.
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Dude! :(

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:35 PM

ha, fgt screwed it up :lol

Sam Mar 12th, 2008 10:36 PM

that never happened

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:38 PM

Hence the time travel of me saying Dude! Dude! :eek

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 10:41 PM

PUB THAT IS A DANGEROUS CAN OF WORMS YOU ARE TRYING TO OPEN

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:44 PM

DO YOU:
[] AGREE
[] DISAGREE
[] NOT WANT ZOMBOID TO ROLL HIS EMOTICON EYES AT YOU

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 10:49 PM

In all seriousness I used to really like Zomboid and I have no idea where the sudden instigation is coming from.

It would be like if Emu was suddenly a dick out of nowhere.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:53 PM

MAYBE, LIKE HIS HERO BAM MARGERA, HE IS LOOKING TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT! :eek

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 10:55 PM

[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Z-MAN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?
[14:29] zomboid2: LIKE MY HERO BAM MARGERA WHATEVER THE F*CK I WANT!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: :eek

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 10:56 PM

OH pub. Your wackiness knows no limits :lol

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 10:57 PM

Hey, maybe you can take your wackiness on the road and make new friends? :lol


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