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Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 10:57 PM

That is, if they feel like waking up at 4am to find your grim visage glaring down at them and breathing deeply :lol

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 11:00 PM

IGNORE LIST TAG! :lol

Sam Mar 12th, 2008 11:00 PM

YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 11:05 PM

No, but seriously, if I'm already breathing heavily then they are so not waking up any time soon. :rollingwiththepunchestomypoorcreepystalkerego

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 11:06 PM


Someday, I'll find a woman who's as akward and popular on the internet as I am :(

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 11:08 PM

Duh, I already have GW. :rolleyes

Misdemonar Mar 12th, 2008 11:25 PM

sup guyzzzzz

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 11:29 PM

Hey Missy, how is it going?

Misdemonar Mar 12th, 2008 11:34 PM

FURRY ALERT :rolleyes
FURRY ALERT :rolleyes
FURRY ALERT :rolleyes

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 12th, 2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 538113)

Someday, I'll find a woman who's as akward and popular on the internet as I am :(

A boyfriend-free girl as it were.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2008 11:48 PM

:pagebrak

Emu Mar 12th, 2008 11:50 PM

34,001st post :eek

WhiteRat Mar 12th, 2008 11:54 PM

I'm transgendered and I need a taxi.

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 12:59 AM

brt

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 01:02 AM

wdtm

executioneer Mar 13th, 2008 01:10 AM

imiha

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 01:13 AM

isdgi

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 02:00 AM

s^

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:02 AM

INTERNET RESPONSE OPTIONS
1. "ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES"
2. "LOLCATS"

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 02:06 AM

^n

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 02:11 AM

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVEN SAYING STUF

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 02:14 AM

what does that mean
I still don't get it (directed at Willie)
No (because I assumed you said shutup)

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:16 AM

also on GW's cue this is now the 'penises we would like in our mouths' thread


Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:16 AM

which isn't to say that that wasn't the purpose of the thread to begin with

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 02:17 AM

...penis?

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:19 AM

This thread probably reminds Zomboid of why he hates the Wii.

Zomboid Mar 13th, 2008 02:21 AM

Nope. Just reminded me of you wearing pink pants and making out with guys. That part kind of makes me dislike the wii though.

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 02:23 AM

i like manly men not those girly guy s;_;

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:24 AM

i feel so told

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 02:24 AM

Bridget

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 02:26 AM

S^

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 02:27 AM

FY

Emu Mar 13th, 2008 02:30 AM

This is my favorite thread this week!

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 02:32 AM

Quote:

also on GW's cue this is now the 'penises we would like in our mouths' thread
http://www.mediafire.com/?nnf01eo5i2j

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 02:32 AM


Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:34 AM

you sound so repulsed

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 02:35 AM

;>

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 02:35 AM

I had to try and talk quiet because I didn't want my dad to hear me going I WANT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH and then that happened

sorry, guys

ElPila666 Mar 13th, 2008 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 538189)
I had to try and talk quiet because I didn't want my dad to hear me going I WANT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH and then that happened

sorry, guys

http://www.mediafire.com/?zznyohbs30f
:orgasm

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 02:57 AM

you sound exactly how i imagined!

ElPila666 Mar 13th, 2008 03:03 AM

I'm repulsed too!

ElPila666 Mar 13th, 2008 03:11 AM

Maybe i'll try Tadao instead, it's for a good cause that is for the blind people

executioneer Mar 13th, 2008 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 538144)
imiha

it means i heart acronyms

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 03:44 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 04:41 AM

sup guys?

Pentegarn Mar 13th, 2008 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538183)

I never got adding pickles to a hot dog. I blame the fact that I don't enjoy eating pickles.

Don't tell Pickleman I said that.

DuFresne Mar 13th, 2008 06:46 AM

>: quoting a picture from the post above you >:

>: one that is very large and the only thing in the post above you no less >:

ElPila666 Mar 13th, 2008 10:01 AM

Now i'm really getting the munchies, thanks a lot guys :(

Nick Mar 13th, 2008 10:06 AM

I demand that this thread be stricken from the record.

ElPila666 Mar 13th, 2008 10:20 AM

I choose the Brad Pitt or the Tom Cruise penis to my mouth, no i'm just kidding

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 12:14 PM

The Brad Pitt.

There is only one.

Xydexx Mar 13th, 2008 01:27 PM


Mrowr there.:love:love:love:love:love

Fat_Hippo Mar 13th, 2008 01:49 PM

Tadao. He's already told me he'll stick his cock down my throat one day, so I might as well look forward to it.

And EP: it seems like you ALWAYS have the munchies. Don't you ever do anything but smoke weed?

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 538168)

SUPA KAWAII! :wank

Pentegarn Mar 13th, 2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuFresne (Post 538220)
>: quoting a picture from the post above you >:

>: one that is very large and the only thing in the post above you no less >:

So sue me.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 03:14 PM

SO BAN YOU.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538253)
double bullhonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 538255)
That's an anagram for Unholy Lubed Bloke. Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?

:orgasm

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 03:22 PM

:pagebrak

Pentegarn Mar 13th, 2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538263)
SO BAN YOU.

For what exactly? What rule is it that I broke?

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 03:34 PM

USING A FORMER GADZOOKS AVATAR! :eek

Pentegarn Mar 13th, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 538269)
USING A FORMER GADZOOKS AVATAR! :eek

What is Gadzooks? I must say you have piqued my curiosity with your refrence.

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 04:14 PM

FH, you don't want that, it was a ninja move and it is meant to gag you to death.

As for me, I want this little angels knob around my lips.


terrva Mar 13th, 2008 04:59 PM

Woopee, i'm going to go to work tomorrow in a hangover.

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 05:02 PM

Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

Fat_Hippo Mar 13th, 2008 05:04 PM

I don't think going to work drunk is a good alternative. :rolleyes

But hey, knock yourself out.

terrva Mar 13th, 2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538301)
Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

Yeah, i know, but i don't want to get fired THAT bad.

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 538304)
Hey, if you're that desperate to get rid of me I can just take advantage of the sunny 63 degree weather and go ride my weirdo bike around for a while.

In fact...

Heh, I guess weirdos are always on the defense.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 05:11 PM

If you can't do your job as well drunk as you can do it sober, then you need to rethink how commited to going to work you are.

I do my job better drunk, but i don't get paid enough for that sort of performance.

Fat_Hippo Mar 13th, 2008 05:13 PM

[quote=Tadao;538280]FH, you don't want that, it was a ninja move and it is meant to gag you to death.

Seems flawed. Isn't it a bit easy to just chomp down hard as you can? Sure, I'll suffocate on your blood-covered cock, but you'll be a cockless ninja. Doesn't seem worth it.

eggyolk Mar 13th, 2008 05:28 PM

for fucks sake someone close this

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 05:38 PM

are you still straight, eggyolk?

have a cookie.

executioneer Mar 13th, 2008 05:48 PM

as creepy as furries are, OLD furries are way way creepier

eggyolk Mar 13th, 2008 05:57 PM

thanks man i needed that to get through my day

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 07:00 PM


liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 07:46 PM

FARAK O FAMA

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 07:52 PM

Man, even being gay couldn't save this thread

Guitar Woman Mar 13th, 2008 07:55 PM

fucker, I was going to post that.

Esuohlim Mar 13th, 2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
For fucks sake someone close this

Meh

Dr. Boogie Mar 13th, 2008 08:19 PM

I'm moving this thread to the thread dumpster.

Tadao Mar 13th, 2008 08:24 PM


Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:16 PM

I told Tad that this was going to happen.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 538345)
guys, I could really use my edit button back sometime

I want mine back too, but I really don't think it should happen for us. >:

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 09:27 PM

i still got mine 8]

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:29 PM

OH man, I do not think EA should be allowed to buy Rockstar. :(

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 09:31 PM

john maddens gonna ruin the gta radio ;_;

Chojin Mar 13th, 2008 09:32 PM

GTA 08

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538349)
i still got mine 8]

Yeah, but your crimes are worse than editing your old posts into shit.


liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 09:43 PM

i don't crime :posh

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:49 PM


liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 09:50 PM

i wish my laptop wasn't broke so i could post funny gifs :(

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 538364)
:rolleyes

Is exatly what I'm looking for. :(

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:08 PM

:rolleyes

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:09 PM

GLAD TO HAVE HELPED 8]

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 10:09 PM

Where the hell should I be looking for new gifs? GWchan is exactly the same shit it had 2 years ago. WTH?

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:10 PM

idkk somtiems new stuff happens and i just happen to be thurr in time to save 'em :O!

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:10 PM

F5 ALL DAY 8]

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:13 PM

i just cumd and it felt real good and all but my pee whole kidna burns now ;_;

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2008 10:14 PM

I don't need to see a guy with a dildo up his ass that many times in a day.

JediScum Mar 13th, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 538301)
Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

RIGHT THE FUCK ON, SIR!!!!
:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock

liquidstatik Mar 13th, 2008 10:20 PM

yeah srsly being drunk RCOKS


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