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Pub Lover Mar 28th, 2008 12:21 PM


Pub Lover Mar 28th, 2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Creymaster (Post 543050)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Insects give me the willies

For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

Pub Lover Mar 28th, 2008 12:52 PM

FUCK YOU, EDISON! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL FROM YOU! EVERY LAST ONE! >:

executioneer Mar 28th, 2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 543053)
For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

insects giving someone the willies, that's like a yakov smirnoff joke about when i thought i had the scabies for a year and a half :x

Creymaster Mar 28th, 2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 543053)
For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

sorry no willies for you.

they are much to hard to take care of.

Fathom Zero Mar 28th, 2008 06:39 PM

Fuck, I have to make power switch. Hallelujah for pin-outs.

Tadao Mar 28th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 543135)
I hate Protoclown. He's a hack!

:(

Tadao Mar 28th, 2008 10:19 PM

:lol

WhiteRat Mar 29th, 2008 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 543158)
:lol

OMG, :lol:lol:lol:lol, isn't it?

WhiteRat Mar 29th, 2008 01:01 AM

I just :lol so hard I blew my wad early. Oopsies!

Tadao Mar 29th, 2008 01:10 AM

:lol

Tadao Mar 29th, 2008 01:13 AM

Hey guys! The army is funny!


WhiteRat Mar 29th, 2008 01:15 AM

Let's just completely derail this thread

GADZOOKS Mar 29th, 2008 02:03 AM

Guess who will be gone for 6 weeks?



ME!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tadao,guitarwoman, ect.
don't come back, puss/fag

Just predicting the future here!

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 03:24 AM

Well if you're gonna be that way then yeah


:tear

Chojin Mar 29th, 2008 04:30 AM

i just bought a 3DO from ebay :< The 2nd edition one from Panasonic :<

for a little over a hundred dollars :< :< :<

In my defense it did come with 10 games, two controllers, and all the hookups.
And the government is giving me money in may.
And it's awesome.
And one of those games is Way of the Warrior.
And I just got a membership to a site that will let me download all the rest of the 3DO games in existence for free.

BUT STILL.

caith Mar 29th, 2008 05:45 AM

any1 wanna cyber

terrva Mar 29th, 2008 06:02 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

caith Mar 29th, 2008 06:07 AM

no thanks

Zomboid Mar 29th, 2008 06:09 AM

YOU WILL DELIVER MATTJACK HIS PRESENT OR I WILL HARASS YOU OVER XBOX LIVE

caith Mar 29th, 2008 06:15 AM

lol i am never on xbox live my friend just pretty much has it over at his house

MattJack Mar 29th, 2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 543224)
i just bought a 3DO from ebay :< The 2nd edition one from Panasonic :<

for a little over a hundred dollars :< :< :<

In my defense it did come with 10 games, two controllers, and all the hookups.
And the government is giving me money in may.
And it's awesome.
And one of those games is Way of the Warrior.
And I just got a membership to a site that will let me download all the rest of the 3DO games in existence for free.

BUT STILL.

What games came with it? I would pay a little over a hundred dollars for that shit, I think you made the right decision.

liquidstatik Mar 29th, 2008 05:50 PM

i need a cigarette ;_________;

Zomboid Mar 29th, 2008 06:28 PM

I was just thinking about having one. I believe I shall! :D

executioneer Mar 29th, 2008 08:00 PM

yall smokers are jokers

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 543196)
Let's just completely derail this thread

What the hell thread do you think you're in?

RaNkeri Mar 29th, 2008 08:08 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 08:08 PM

Oh Jesus.

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 08:09 PM


RaNkeri Mar 29th, 2008 08:17 PM

Don't mind me, I'm just dumping out my daily set of rollies :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 543307)
What the hell thread do you think you're in?

This thread: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699367

Pub, you Idiot.

Terra Mar 29th, 2008 08:42 PM

It's a pretty good thread.

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 08:51 PM

I often wish I was someone else. Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person to join the military.

::Miserable drunk phase::

Terra Mar 29th, 2008 08:54 PM

And to think, a year ago you wish you had enough sperm to impregnate somebody (anybody). You were drunk then too. :)

RaNkeri Mar 29th, 2008 08:59 PM

Few of my friends are "joining" the army this summer while few of them are waiting 'till they've finished with their studies. I feel sorry for them :/


Thank god I have diabetes.

Misdemonar Mar 29th, 2008 09:06 PM

HEY GUYS

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 543322)
And to think, a year ago you wish you had enough sperm to impregnate somebody (anybody). You were drunk then too. :)

Way to hit a guy when hes down. ;(

Terra Mar 29th, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 543332)
Way to hit a guy when hes down. ;(

Aw, man. I'm sorry.

executioneer Mar 29th, 2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 543229)
that thread pub quoted makes me angry

srsly

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 543333)
Aw, man. I'm sorry.

Internet sympathy. :)

Pub Lover Mar 29th, 2008 09:32 PM

What about it made you angry, Willie?

executioneer Mar 29th, 2008 09:55 PM

liars (not from nz)

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2008 10:11 PM

It's incredibly unnerving to go to old threads like that BACK WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE KEEPING CERTAIN SECRETS >:

ElPila666 Mar 29th, 2008 10:11 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 395673)
Last night Smeagol had a dream that Willie and Smeagol were looking after my precious, but for some reason we were in a school, and they had a no precious policy, so we had to hide it everytime someone went passed. And Smeagol just knew that the master was going to be mad at us. GOLLUM! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

http://www.mediafire.com/?emh1czysguw

executioneer Mar 29th, 2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 543351)
It's incredibly unnerving to go to old threads like that BACK WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE KEEPING CERTAIN SECRETS >:

yes, THAT

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 10:35 PM

hahaha :(

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 10:36 PM

for the record I'd still marry willie

liquidstatik Mar 29th, 2008 10:38 PM

eeeeeewww

executioneer Mar 29th, 2008 10:52 PM

:x

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 11:00 PM

:tear

liquidstatik Mar 29th, 2008 11:09 PM


:barf

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 11:11 PM

you're breaking my heart

Guitar Woman Mar 29th, 2008 11:12 PM

I seem to have overestimated my ability to eat an entire pizza tonight

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 12:28 AM

Oh man, I get so mad when opinion gets expressed as fact in a non-joking manner. :(

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 12:36 AM

OH SHIT! I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED BY THE TV

HAHA, YOU BASTARDS ALT TV. :(

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 01:15 AM

I think that's the first mention of RickRoll on these forums.

Good job guys I hoped to make it to April but Pub here ruined the streak we had going.

If you would like to send a complaint here's his email address

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 01:17 AM

NEVERMIND THERE WAS ONE MENTION OF IT IN SEPTEMBER

GUESS WHO FROM :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:18 AM

Ban me. >:

Haha, I'm drank on the internet. :lol

YOU WOULDN'T BAN A DRUNK PERSON, WOULD YOU? >:

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 543411)
NEVERMIND THERE WAS ONE MENTION OF IT IN SEPTEMBER

GUESS WHO FROM :rolleyes

Was it me again?

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 01:18 AM

DRUNK 8]

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:19 AM

You're high & you know it. >:

Drunk. :Picklehat

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 01:21 AM

i've been high since i woke up :picklehat

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:24 AM

Maybe you could get high while not being in the house

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 01:25 AM

im high outside as much as i am inside :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 01:26 AM

I'm neither high nor drunk I'm just tired fuck you guys

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:28 AM

Yeah fuck us guys, why don't you stop being on the internet, Tom?

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 01:37 AM

I have no desire to do anything else right now :(

I've been clicking through ratemyboobs.org for the last ten minutes :( :(

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:41 AM

Awful.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 01:42 AM

Why are you drunk isn't it like Monday morning over there? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:51 AM

I am testing the idea that "this is life & I can be drunk if I fucking want to."

I would like to test the idea that "I can walk up to a lady and talk to her." but who am I kidding?

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 543425)
PANTIES IN A KNOT, PUB?

Yes. :(

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 02:04 AM

162H 109M (100) 127,825TNL VictHp:65% >
You penetrate the Neanderthal child and slap her left leg with your pierce.

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 02:07 AM

That was part of our two part plan to wipe out the Neanderthals. Rape their women & kill men.

According to recent research in Lebanon, it was the plan in the Crusades as well.

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 02:07 AM

Fuck, it says child.

Danny, stop with that shit already. :(

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 02:09 AM

i too thought it was woman actually, but i guess i killed her before i could copy :x

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 02:10 AM


Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 543456)
i too thought it was woman actually, but i guess i killed her before i could copy :x


Yeah, Right.

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 02:14 AM

w/e

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2008 02:17 AM

Fuck your w/e, you bitch ass dopehead. >:

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2008 03:42 AM

Pub is a fiesty tonight :o

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2008 04:01 AM

he's jealous :rolleyes

Tadao Mar 31st, 2008 02:41 AM


caith Mar 31st, 2008 03:05 AM

are you some sort of character

Tadao Mar 31st, 2008 03:27 AM

One that hates MattJack as much as you do.

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2008 08:28 AM

Comedy pyramid, comedy pyramid

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 543661)
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 543633)
you better learn to watch that mouth around the baby

Yeah, like a baby is gonna understand what "dryclean the goods" means.:rolleyes

Has anyone else noticed Fat Hippo's tendency to put his two cents in about posts and ruin jokes by not understanding sarcasm and not having a sense of humor?

I'd give him infractions but he'd probably whine about it :rolleyes

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2008 03:08 PM

I've noticed his tendency to suck overall :hifive

liquidstatik Mar 31st, 2008 03:13 PM

you ain't lyin

Pub Lover Mar 31st, 2008 04:23 PM

I think Fat (UnderScore) Hippo is great, & all of you are the faggots. >:

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2008 04:30 PM

STUFU PUB

Pub Lover Mar 31st, 2008 04:52 PM

Shut the_Fuck up?

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2008 05:38 PM

Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

Pub Lover Mar 31st, 2008 05:48 PM

That thread should totally be merged into this one.

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2008 05:53 PM

chips and salsa and a bottle of mountian dew

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2008 05:54 PM

Super Mario Sunshine and once I'm done with that I'll probably play Wind Waker again

Pub Lover Mar 31st, 2008 05:59 PM

I can't remember if I have ever completed a Mario game. :(

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2008 06:03 PM

Come on even my grandma beat the first Super Mario Bros. 1000 times

liquidstatik Mar 31st, 2008 06:12 PM

ray lamontagne - crazy (gnarles barkley cover)

Pub Lover Mar 31st, 2008 06:13 PM

Yeah, I don't remember doing it. I had it both on the NES & SNES, but at somepoint the memory of even playing it seems to have been discarded.

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2008 06:47 PM

Pretzels, after I finished my waffles.


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