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liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 03:45 AM


:eek

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 03:45 AM

Guys, don't interrupt me when I talk theology/politics/history/linguistics/sociology/the rest of the curriculum in the chat thread.

liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548810)
Myself included :(

every other thread sucks except WHAT AR EYOU LISTENIN TO? :(

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 03:51 AM

Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Fun facts about the land:
Magloire's relics were venerated at the monastery until the mid-9th century when Viking raids rendered Sark unsafe and the monks departed for Jersey, taking the relics with them.

UNLIKE ITS NEWER COUNTERPART, OLD JERSEY WAS ARGUABLY MORE DESIRABLE THAN BEING RAPED AND/OR KILLED BY VIKINGS.

THANK YOU.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548812)
Guys, don't interrupt me when I talk theology/politics/history/linguistics/sociology/the rest of the curriculum in the chat thread.

Fun fact, most of the stuff Seth says in here I already know or at least heard before & decided I wasn't going to remember. You'd think I'd get some more advanced in my private lessions with him, but no, it's all making out & hot, hot sex. >:

liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 03:52 AM

afk pickin up some bud 8]

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 03:54 AM

I'd love to talk religion, but I know basically next to nothing about theology in general and anything I would have to say about it would come from a scientific perspective. I only don't believe in God (the Christian God anyway) because of reasons concerning logical fallacies, which may not be a good enough reason in the first place.

Not good enough for kahljorn anyway :x

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:55 AM


Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 03:57 AM

Shit guys, don't make me learn about botany just because no other field of study is appropriate here.

I'LL DO IT, ASSHOLES.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:59 AM


Asila Apr 14th, 2008 04:00 AM

Seth threatens to learn something new and that's genuinely frightening

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:01 AM

Pub where's that picture of you with half a beard

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 379363)

I SEE ROOM FOR A THOUGHT BUBBLE HERE :eek

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548822)
Pub where's that picture of you with half a beard

2005? Where it belongs! >:

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:05 AM

I look so young there. :tear

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 04:06 AM

Young'un

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:07 AM



:(

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 04:12 AM

Posted on the MySpace board for a friend, on whom I developed a crush in 1st grade that did not dissipate until roughly my junior year of high school and still pangs at my soul from time to time:

the whole thing reminds me of when your dad would make me dress like a hooker and then he'd take me out to the movies. Even though he said we'd take turns, I ALWAYS paid for both of our tickets.


It's funny I mention my junior year of high school, because that's when I joined I-Mockery to compensate for the fact that I had a fairly large number of friends and none of them actually liked me all that much.

Except for MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:12 AM

That's my happy face. :rolleyes

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 04:13 AM

With the half beard?

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 AM

Hurrey up & turn the page. >:

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 414901)

HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

RaNkeri Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 AM

Awesome paint skills

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 548830)
With the half beard?

OCD is happytimes. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548833)
Awesome paint skills

It's about the message not the medium, dick.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548833)
Awesome paint skills

Watch it buddy or I'll start scandalizing your aryan-race-poster-child pictures with giant frown emoticons

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548832)
HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

That's trapped my cock in my zipper agony. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548832)
These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

Creep. :rolleyes

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 04:18 AM

It's better than manic spontaneity? I'll trade with you.

RaNkeri Apr 14th, 2008 04:19 AM

Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548828)
Posted on the MySpace board for a friend, on whom I developed a crush in 1st grade that did not dissipate until roughly my junior year of high school and still pangs at my soul from time to time:

the whole thing reminds me of when your dad would make me dress like a hooker and then he'd take me out to the movies. Even though he said we'd take turns, I ALWAYS paid for both of our tickets.


It's funny I mention my junior year of high school, because that's when I joined I-Mockery to compensate for the fact that I had a fairly large number of friends and none of them actually liked me all that much.

Except for MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE

Let's put Seth's awesome post on a less sucky page.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548839)
Even when I praise people I'm still being called a dick.

World is such harsh place :tear

YOUR FINNISH SARCASM WAS NOT APPRECIATED! :eek

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548839)
World is such harsh place :tear

GET USED TO IT PAL BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND IN HELL THERE'LL BE A ROOM FULL OF US WAITING FOR YOU.

AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED IN THE CLOSET >:

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 04:24 AM

HELL
HELL IS FOR I-MOCK
I KNOW THIS JOKE'S BEEN USED BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY TO ME

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 04:26 AM

Hell is other people :eek

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:44 AM

Hell is getting into heaven & everyone acting like you belong there.

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 04:56 AM

Guys, I was going to make a Jean-Paul Sartre joke based on some abuse of the phrase "L'infer--c'est des autres" that also makes fun of everyone here.

However, last time I tried to make internet references sufficiently French I was scolded by Cecropia for doing it wrong, and I really don't like being wrong.

I will note that I really feel tempted to make flagrantly bad French posts just to resurrect Cecropia from the sepulcher of mockers lost and fallen, but that sort of summoning ritual only works on posters we don't like for the most part.

I will also note that I still have Cecropia on my AIM buddy list, and when I see her online with the prettiness of her face (GOD, why does she have to use that as her buddy icon, seriously?) unmarred by the passage of time, I feel very awkward because it's only a matter of time before I will get drunk when she's online and a six-year conversation hiatus will be formally concluded with her actually blocking me.

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.

executioneer Apr 14th, 2008 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548814)
Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikipeds
In 1991 an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes attempted a singlehanded invasion of Sark, armed with a semi-automatic weapon. He was arrested by the Island's police officer (who at the time was Little Sark farmer Philip Perrée Junior) while Gardes was sitting on a bench, changing the gun's magazine.[5]

hahaha

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:04 AM

Well, if he had outlined his intent in a format agreeing with the Thomist Just War formulation and then just shot the island vassal, it probably would have saved him a great deal of time, walking, and bullets. Also, it would have been technically acceptable by the principles of feudalism so there'd be no grounds for his arrest.

executioneer Apr 14th, 2008 05:06 AM

do you think if you'd seen the article before they dismantled the feudalism that it would have given you ideas

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:10 AM

Well, if you could declare in a Latin proclamation that "Our sovereign lord, master of this fiefdom, is a total cocksucker and I'm taking over for the good of all the realm and the betterment of Christendom", from which you'd not only get to kill a man but you'd have control of 2 square miles of prime Channel real estate... wouldn't you HAVE to?

executioneer Apr 14th, 2008 05:23 AM

Quote:

Speaking of all that, neither Yammy nor Miss Emma have left me messages on my Yahoo! Voicemail account for a long while.

I really hope that Willie reads that last sentence.
yahoo has a voicemail thing? whoa

HickMan Apr 14th, 2008 05:27 AM

goodmorning guys I have to open the pool to watch people swim at 5 AM :(

liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 05:40 AM

its already 3:40am over hurr :x

liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 05:41 AM

DOWN IN LIL OL' ASHDOWN, ARKANSAS

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:42 AM

It did back in 2001, and the hip thing amongst the mockers was to get the free voicemail accounts and talk to each other. I remember calling some 1-800 number every half an hour from Sea World payphones to get board updates during a vacation my family took to see my aunt before she died. My aunt wanted to see Sea World one last time, I guess.

But yeah, Yahoo! and Excite both had free voicemail by some technological quirk by which that actually made good business sense for a few months. Even though Excite's was better somehow only Emma or maybe Burdock used that one and the lack of uniformity just FUCKED UP THE SYSTEM. What made it okay was that the robot for Excite's system had a comically sultry voice, just not as comically sultry as Miss Emma's.

executioneer Apr 14th, 2008 05:49 AM

emma is (was?) the hottest hamburglar

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 11:41 AM

i don't wanna know what you guys sound like. knowing your first names is weird enough :(

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548339)
Goddamn neophytes can't tell an action movie cliché waiting to happen from a Papa Roach lyric that probably already HAS happened.

:lol


Ah shit, I read everything that I missed this time

every last thing :(

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 548832)
HAPPY FACE :rolleyes

These pictures are hard to find. Maybe I should swallow my pride and just start a file >:

i have a folder you can borrow some of mine :lol

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 02:32 PM

Creep. >:

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 02:33 PM


Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 02:44 PM

is that really you? you look a lil different

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 02:45 PM

Is it the wonky eye?

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 02:53 PM

yours or mine :lol

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 02:58 PM

Dude, no need. :(

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:00 PM

:(

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:09 PM

you're a creep

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:12 PM

You're a loser! >:

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:18 PM

you're a weirdo

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:18 PM

guys stop fighting srsly :(

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:19 PM

srsly you guys :tear

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:19 PM

BET BENT, SHITHEAD! >:

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:22 PM

all bets are off (and bent)

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:39 PM

you guys didn't get the joke, god, i really am a loser :(

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:41 PM

it depends on what the joke was

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:41 PM

What the hell are you doing here?

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:45 PM

!! :> !!

i don't belong heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:50 PM



FACEBOOK

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 03:50 PM

Guys, I just realized that I made a mix-cd (for arguably academic purposes) for the cute lesbian TA who taught my class and later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds of her having earlier stalked me enough to know my prior run-ins with mental health issues.

I did not, however, ever make a mix-cd for my ex-girlfriend who actually asked for one, and who later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds that she came to really, really dislike me.

AWESOME.

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 03:53 PM

dude that sucks :(

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 548945)
i don't belong heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Yeah, you do, Cunt.

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:54 PM

fuckin' dikes gettin' the best of ya

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 548950)
Yeah, you do, Cunt.

pub cares about me :love

Govenuh Apr 14th, 2008 03:57 PM

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS!?

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 04:00 PM

i have some friends here, but who are YOU?

Govenuh Apr 14th, 2008 04:01 PM

I'm Govenuh,a member of I-Mockery.com

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:04 PM

IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO PAGE BREAK PROPERLY! >:

Govenuh Apr 14th, 2008 04:07 PM

i sry im noo here hay u guyz liek naruto

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 04:09 PM

At least try to fool somebody, shit

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:12 PM

this is why i stopped coming here :lol

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 04:12 PM

Of course, that was coming from the guy who got his character banned in two seconds

DAMN YOU, ESHUOLIM

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:13 PM

what now?

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 04:13 PM

Search for "punkster_fx"

Govenuh Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 PM

I'm sorry,I'm so bad at this!
:tear

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:14 PM

ohhhhh sorry dude i thought you were talking about me for a sec x_x


punkster_fx was shit and so is this dude above me

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 04:15 PM

I basically just copied and pasted some of the most retarded music afficionados ever to grace the internet

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 04:16 PM

is it esuohlim and seven force who i keep confusing?

someone needs a different color avatar :rollseyes

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 04:17 PM

I mean, I had to edit everything to form coherent sentences, but those are all actual opinions held by spectacular gems of humanity

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:21 PM

i cant edit mine from here ill do it later tonight :P

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:22 PM

hahahah you cant tell the difference between our posts thats fantastic

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 04:32 PM

just the avatars really

RaNkeri Apr 14th, 2008 04:34 PM

I'm having the same problem as BTC :/

Although apparently Seven Force is retarded enough not to be able to make the background transparent

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:37 PM

no that was done on purpose

you're just being ignorant

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548983)
Seven Force is retarded

Haha, Rankari has found someone he outranks. :lol

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:37 PM

fuck i didnt even think of transparency :x

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 04:38 PM

Maybe this belongs in the sports* forum, but I'm not prepared to post there. (From a comment I left in a cute bisexual fencer friend's blog.)

"...Also, I'm pretty sure that Italian Grips were banned by the FIE (or maybe just in America? I forget) because they knew the horrors that would come when someone figured out the whole 'getting poked by a strap-on' joke."

*When we had the whole rotating name forum, like, "FINLAND: Land of Mystery and Wonder", did we ever have one dedicated to the guy who called himself sports? I think we might need one now more than ever.

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 04:41 PM

i have a dancing baby animation with sports' avatar on it's head. i have no idea why :/

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:42 PM

sports was the movie guy right?

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548988)
Pub was held in suspense for long enough with my *

What would be better is if all your annotations were numbered & contained in their own thread.

bigtimecow Apr 14th, 2008 04:48 PM

i agree. more or less, seth should have his own goddamn section on this forum


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