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Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 04:48 PM

Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:49 PM

PAGE BREAk YOU SHITS! >:

RaNkeri Apr 14th, 2008 04:51 PM

Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548995)
Sorry, I only take the time to use numbered footnotes in non-scholastic writing when I'm composing messages for online dating sites.

Seth needs a TA.

Preferably not a lesbian, can we manage that?

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 548997)
Too bad, Pub :rolleyes

I AM IMAGINING YOU BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS! >:

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 04:52 PM

girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 549000)
girls dont like wall of txts seth :(

haha, idiot

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 04:57 PM

There's a lot of of backstory to make this equally weird but in ways that reflect less weirdly on me personally, but:

The last person I met from that site changed her orientation setting to "gay" within about two days.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 04:59 PM

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 549001)
haha, idiot

weirdo

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:05 PM

If the Dalai Lama is in the United States, then there's a good chance I'll run into members of his entourage and maybe his Holiness soon. Any diplomatic or cultural excursion to the US he makes is usually an excuse to visit his brother who runs the slightly-more-successful of two Tibetan restaurants in this city. That's really not an exaggeration.

And while I've seen the pope three times already, it's never been this particular one so I'm kind of torn about the chance to end my 8-year dry run of papal attendances.

Don King- "Okay Pope, how 'bout this: You and the Dalai Lama at Madison Square Gardens?"
JPII- "He doesn't have a PRAYER!"

Man, I miss The Critic.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 549005)
weirdo

Hardly worse than you, Cunt.

Chojin Apr 14th, 2008 05:10 PM


Asila Apr 14th, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Now that the Pope & the Dalai Lama are both in the US, could someone set up some sort of Wrestling Grudge Match between them?

Who would win?
Mental Image: 1
Brain Cells: 0

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:52 PM

When I see Facebook tell me "(Seth's "friend") and (Seth's "friend"'s "Girlfriend") ended their relationship", I wish it could be set up so that it would say that someone else ended it. 'Cuz really, that's how it usually is with these kids.

Sethomas Apr 14th, 2008 05:57 PM

About that meeting with the lass who recently discovered how gay she is:

When the mutual friends we were with talked about bike theft, and someone said she wanted to post something on Craig's List entitled "To the assholes who vandalized my bike:", I retorted something about the fact that she'd probably put it in the "casual encounters" section. Miss "penises aren't my thing anymore, officially as of tomorrow" laughed really hard at that for a long time. To bad that didn't give me a chance to set her straight.

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 06:59 PM

So why the hell are Sean Penn's and Iggy Pop's name being bandied about on the Persepolis ads I've seen, I don't see their names anywhere on imdb or anywhere else

Grislygus Apr 14th, 2008 07:02 PM

Oh wait, "North American version".

Fuck that

liquidstatik Apr 14th, 2008 08:19 PM

FUCK THAT

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 548977)
hahahah you cant tell the difference between our posts thats fantastic

:(

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 10:02 PM

So tomorrow I have to take a good 10 hour drive through what I've decided to be the most boring scenery in the continental United States. Oh god the trees. I'm a fan of woods in general but to drive through miles and miles of them is honestly unbearable.
I shall probably go very slowly insane.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 10:08 PM

Trees are much more interesting than cornfields

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 10:21 PM

Cornfields at the least creep me out because I imagine small children piling out of them with evil intent. Trees are just boring.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 11:24 PM

This board gets so much more activity on Friday nights

You fuckin nerds >:

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:42 PM

Using a message board at all is nerdy.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:43 PM


Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:44 PM

I look so cute in my stormtrooper uniform. :love

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2008 11:45 PM

lol @ the breasts

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:47 PM

That's where I keep my snacks. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:48 PM

Also, with the helmet on you can't tell I'm a dude, so in the yiffing circle I can be the center of attention.

Asila Apr 14th, 2008 11:55 PM

I can see where your popularity comes from
and lol@ the expression on her face

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:57 PM

She wants to marry Immortal Goat, but she didn't want this to be her wedding dress.

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 12:16 AM

And that's supposed to be the happiest day of your life! Even in a stormtrooper outfit!

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 12:21 AM

Am I thinking of the right Goat? The one that's Hickman's brother. Was that Immortal?

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 549078)

that looks a lot like my friends ex :o

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 01:15 AM

SORRY I KILLED IT, DUDES

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 01:19 AM

Got her number? ON THE PROVISO THAT SHE DRESSES AS A STORMTROOPERA, otherwise don't bother.

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 01:20 AM



Page Break backlog that I'm not going to use. See you guys.

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 01:25 AM

:(

executioneer Apr 15th, 2008 01:27 AM

PUB LOVER

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 01:29 AM

:( :(

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 01:29 AM

I don't have a better face

Seven Force Apr 15th, 2008 01:41 AM

you have a butter face

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 01:42 AM

thank you for that

Seven Force Apr 15th, 2008 01:43 AM

np

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 01:54 AM

Guys, I have an idea for a Lifetime Original Movie:

A girl in college joins a social networking site.
A girl younger than her but with very similar appearance pays someone $80 to get a "fake" ID so that she can watch a Marilyn Manson concert, which is at a bar for some reason.
The people whom the second girl pays for the ID peruse networking sites until they come to find someone who looks as similar as possible to the high school girl. They then find her in real life, then brutally rape her and steal her driver's license.
High school girl goes to concert with fake ID, and Marilyn Manson gives her roofies then rapes her, causing her to become pregnant.
With nowhere left to go because of what her strict parents who are some ambiguous form of fundamentalists would think, she gets a back alley abortion.
She then goes into septic shock and dies as her father rapes her.

I don't know what to call it, except maybe "The INTERNET Killed my Daughter!"

executioneer Apr 15th, 2008 02:00 AM

man that is a lot of rape

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:02 AM

I was wish that Marilyn Manson rape me on 1997

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 02:09 AM

1518--the rape thread

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:10 AM

BTW when did Pokemon live action movie comes out?

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:11 AM


Asila Apr 15th, 2008 02:12 AM

Quote:

BTW when did Pokemon live action movie comes out?
WHEN MY UTERUS FREEZES OVER

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2008 02:18 AM

I'm pretty convinced that ElPila is the greatest person who ever lived

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:22 AM

are you agreed that it should comes out a pokemon live action movie? :love i'm about to predict the cast

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:31 AM

Josh Hutcherson and AnnaSophia Robb from Bridge To Terabithia should be Ash and Misty, then Brock it could be played by the afro guy from High School Musical, the rocket team could be played by a younger Tom Cruise and Amanda Bynes, as James and jessie, or what about Linsay Lodhan as Jessie?

Tadao Apr 15th, 2008 02:45 AM


ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 02:45 AM

This is the closer that i get from my dream :tear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmmM0TAU94o

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 05:37 AM

that was horrible :(

HickMan Apr 15th, 2008 09:34 AM

I hate everything

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 11:54 AM

What's wrong honey?

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:12 PM

Just when you thought that Danish politics couldn't get any better...

...Danish politics gets even better!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanne_Schmidt-Nielsen

Thank you, people of Denmark, for electing another contribution to my "Women of Global Politics" wank folder.

ElPila666 Apr 15th, 2008 12:24 PM

She's 1 year younger than me, i wonder what politician job could i got if i were been borned as a hot blondie lady, sorry my english is getting worse when i came from a spanish forum, i don't know why

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:29 PM

The Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra just sent me an email telling me to go watch them play some shitty pops tunes. I wasn't impressed with their marketing this time around. Last time I got an email from them, it was for something I already wanted to see... but the graphic they used really nailed it down as something I would enjoy.



Now, the only real problem with that is maybe the font is a little lame, and they should have kept it in the German title of "Totentantz".

Now, compare that with their effort today of trying to make me watch two hours of John Williams bullshit.



What the fuck, guys.

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:30 PM

I mean, it seems like they would have figured out that human skulls work well for them.

T-Rex Apr 15th, 2008 12:36 PM

Wow, that's diversity if I ever saw it. Martinis, beers and orange juice. "Nice!".

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:40 PM

I can just imagine some Graphic Design major engaging in numerous passive-aggressive emails with the marketing director over his thoughts on why they shouldn't be wearing turtlenecks before finally acquiescing.

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:43 PM

Somebody do me a favor, because I'd actually like to get to work on time today. Add this guy to the second advertisement:


And give him a voice bubble that calls everyone else "fags".

T-Rex Apr 15th, 2008 12:59 PM


Tadao Apr 15th, 2008 01:08 PM

He's in an elevator.

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 02:25 PM

:lol

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 02:26 PM

If the original skeleton image had been used as a transparent gif, or if the actual advertisement had been cut out, it wouldn't have been the same.

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 02:46 PM


Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 02:52 PM

So the crime forum is gone for me.

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 02:53 PM

cuz you fags kept abusing it

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 549200)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 549201)
She's 1 year younger than me

If a Logan's Run society began to form, I am worryingly on the wrong side of the fence all of a sudden.

Whose fence? The revolution's fence! :eek

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 03:02 PM


Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 549231)
cuz you fags kept abusing it

Only because you keep breaking the goddamn rules. >:

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 03:03 PM

I ONLY CRIMED ONCE >:

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2008 03:11 PM

So you think your kung fu's pretty good, ha

I want to fight your brother, him against me

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2008 03:22 PM

Leonard Nimoy sings supertramp is stuck in the truck's cassette player

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 03:46 PM

Hey, Gus-- I'm glad you liked my links to McSweeney's and that you started making allusions to The Critic.

But if I ever start seeing your email on the list server for Scav Hunt mailings, so help me you're dead.

Ha! That's funny because I can't actively participate in Scav Hunt right now because of the University's paranoia about me killing people.

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 03:49 PM

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

Grislygus Apr 15th, 2008 03:53 PM

Seth, if you ever go on a crazed, homicidal rampage over a scavenger hunt, promise that you'll send pictures

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 549254)
"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

I haven't watched the Simpsons in forever :(

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 03:58 PM

cause its not even funny :rolleyes

MarioRPG Apr 15th, 2008 04:08 PM

Sometimes it is. Just, not funny throughout a whole episode.

RaNkeri Apr 15th, 2008 04:09 PM

I found Simpsons movie to be quite amusing :/

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 549257)
cause its not even funny :rolleyes

I know :tear

Everyone I've talked to who has seen the movie said the it was great, but I just have no desire to see it myself.

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 04:15 PM

At least they got the non sequitur pop icon cameo out of the way within the first ten or so minutes.

Unless there was more than just Green Day.

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2008 04:15 PM

The last time I watched a new episode of the Simpsons there was some wacky off-the-wall stupid shit going on and everyone was speaking in puns. >:

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 04:18 PM

(finger wag) "YOU GO, GIRL!" -Homer Simpson

Asila Apr 15th, 2008 04:21 PM

so I'm sitting in a coffee shop in Georgia and I swear to god I just saw someone who looked exactly like Rosie O'Donnell drive by.
So yeah, fuck Georgia.

MetalMilitia Apr 15th, 2008 04:23 PM

At season 14 The Simpsons hit rock bottom. Since then it's been getting slightly better but can be inconsistent. The movie was mediocre IMO.

RaNkeri Apr 15th, 2008 04:31 PM

One of the worst episodes I recall is the one where they go to Italy.

Major suckage :(

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2008 04:36 PM

I keep seeing comments online about how the Simpsons sucked between season 10 and 16, but since then the show has been comparable to the way it used to be.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about >:

And a few of my friends hate the old seasons because "that was when the show was boring". >:

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 04:40 PM

i don't watch it enough to compare seasons, but the movie sucked :x

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2008 04:47 PM

Oh man I'm all riled up now >:

And when a plot about Homer going to outer space (season 5) was made a lot more believable than the new episodes, even when they're centralized around even the most mundane of subject matters (Lisa becoming class president, Bart creating an internet cartoon) you know somebody fucked up somewhere along the line >:

MetalMilitia Apr 15th, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 549274)
I keep seeing comments online about how the Simpsons sucked between season 10 and 16, but since then the show has been comparable to the way it used to be.

These people have no fucking idea what they're talking about >:

And a few of my friends hate the old seasons because "that was when the show was boring". >:

Yah, no it's nothing like it used to be. But then again I don't know if they could keep it the same as they've already done every conceivable storyline.

Seven Force Apr 15th, 2008 04:50 PM

i havent watched that show in a long ass time, i think they should just stop now :(

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 04:53 PM

38,000 :eek


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