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Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 04:05 PM


Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 549609)
Okay, thanks, now I'm pissed off again. I hope you're happy!>:

I am. :)

Also, stop being ZBF. Please. :(

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2008 04:43 PM

http://cigars.about.com/od/cigarrevi...7/fr/opusx.htm

ES BUENO! :)

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 04:45 PM

Let's se you smoke one, Kid. :|

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 549442)
I've never heard of Whataburger

:eek

RaNkeri Apr 16th, 2008 04:48 PM

Smokers are jokers >:

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 549616)
Smokers are jokers >:

No way, Dude! It's great! Free your mind!

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 05:07 PM

Me too! :lol

For sure! :lol

I liked this movie too! :lol

I played this game! :lol

I don't read comics, but your review is great! :lol

When is the next update? :lol

This album sucks! :lol

You got owned! :lol

Fail! :lol

No me gusta hablo español? :lol

All your Penis belong to Homos. >:

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 05:16 PM

ALL penises belong to andrew zimmern

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 05:20 PM

My little brother was watching a marathon of that guy yesterday, and I have two questions

One: Why would anyone want to watch a fat, american fuck wander into various countries, eat all their food and orgasm over everything he sticks into his enormous, flapping craw?

Two: Why would anyone watch an entire episode of him eating an endless selection of penises and evaluating each one?

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 549632)
what

Posts with legitimate comments she edits into bullshit, this she leaves.

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:33 PM

I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Posts with legitimate comments she edits into bullshit, this she leaves.
what

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:41 PM

I would like to hear your thoughts on the meaning & significance of that word. Especially in relation to your frequent use of it.

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:41 PM

What?

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:42 PM

Oh, sorry, this is the internet, we can't use punctuation...

what

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:44 PM

What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:44 PM

are you satisfied, you prick

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 06:46 PM

what

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 549634)
I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

Excited?

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:47 PM

:confused:

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Naught (Post 549637)
What is it that you discuss here or am I going to have to find somewhere where they do discuss something?

Congrats to this guy for picking the best thread to ask his question. Who here wishes to discuss something with him?

[quote=Guitar Woman;549640]What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 549640)
What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

i.e., "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:48 PM

uh I mean hey guys I know latin

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:48 PM

Hells yes. I'm going on the Viking ship.


Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:49 PM

YOU ARE NO MAN

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:50 PM

I bet you don't even own a guitar.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:51 PM

Well damn it, I guess I'm too stupid to use bbCode. :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 549641)
are you satisfied, you prick

Sorry, Cocksucker. I am not satisfied with your copy & paste from whichever internet dictionary flicks your cooze.

If it can be followed by something to make it more specific, then why do you forever decline the opportunity.

Hobo Renee Apr 16th, 2008 06:51 PM

PS: guitar = phallic symbol

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:51 PM


Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 06:52 PM

I wrote all that myself!

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 549653)
I wrote all that myself!

So you flick your own cooze? Nice. :love


Way to sidestep the issue, McDuff. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread Naught (Post 549657)
I am eating a tuna fish sandwich.

Perhaps he would like to discuss his tuna fish sandwich. Any takers?

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:34 PM

Hey GW, translate this: Tea mater vultum, qui peior asino asini est, habet.

Yeah, my latin sucks, bite me.:\

And yes, it's very mature, I realise.

MetalMilitia Apr 16th, 2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 549648)
I bet you don't even own a guitar.

Of all the lies in Guitar Woman's name, that one doesn't strike me as being very significant. :x

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 549664)
Yeah, my latin sucks, bite me.:\

Your sucking isn't limited to your Latin use.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:39 PM

:dunce

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 549664)
And yes, it's very mature, I realise.

GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLES AND YOUR EDITING FAGGERY! KNOCK IT OFF!

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 549667)
:dunce

Yes, you are.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:42 PM

Sorry, I didn't realize that button was placed there so we don't use it.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 549670)
Sorry, I didn't realize that button was placed there so we don't use it.

Not in this thread & not for that.

MetalMilitia Apr 16th, 2008 07:44 PM

WITH GREAT POWER (The edit button) COMES GREAT RESPONSIBLY (to not use it while someone has already begun replying to your message)

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:47 PM

What the hell is a feminist mad lib?

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:48 PM

...:confused:

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 07:48 PM

I am a fraud on so many levels

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:48 PM

That didn't have anything to do with anything, I'm just curious

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 07:48 PM

I mean, I own a guitar, but I can't actually play the damned thing.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:48 PM

Maybe if I made a mad lib out of a comment on a feminist blog

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:49 PM

SO why don't you practice

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:49 PM

Wikipedia doesn't have anything on it, so it probably doesn't exist.

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 07:50 PM

101 Ways to Piss off Pub in the Chat Thread

Quote:

What the hell is a feminist mad lib?
A shitty one?

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 07:50 PM

Because my fingers are retarded

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:50 PM

:pagebrak

And I don't really think that simply owning a guitar and not knowing how to play it makes you the Milli Vanilli of guitar enthusiasts

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 07:51 PM


Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2008 07:51 PM

Did I ever say I was?

I mean, I probably did, but fuck you

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 549683)
A shitty one?

Yeah, that's probably right. I can't imagine a madlib about what bastards all men are being all that entertaining.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 07:58 PM

Okay, somebody give me a proper noun

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 07:59 PM

Pitchspork.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:00 PM

Uh, okay. Now a verb.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:01 PM

Do the macarena.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:02 PM

Sure, fine. Adjective.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:02 PM

Ebulient.

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:02 PM

I am doubting your abilities in the whole grammar area, FH.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:04 PM

Yeah, okay, do the macarena isn't techincally ONLY a verb, but it's an action, and close enough.

And pitchspork...well, I doubt it's in a dictionary, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

And yes, I've only had 5th grade english.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:04 PM

So am I, but nobody else is giving any ideas. Besides, I don't buy this whole "Chick Libs" thing anyway.

Another Adjective.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:05 PM

Switzerland

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:05 PM

Manly

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:05 PM

Swiss, got it. Another adjective.

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:06 PM

Belgium

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:06 PM

Okay, manly, that works.

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:06 PM

Another country? This is gonna be so racist.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:06 PM

Switzerland?

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM

Nevermind.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM

Switzerland!

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM

verb ending in -ing

And it better not be Swissing, goddamn it

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM

Wait for the next noun you impatient fuck.

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM

Switzerland :orgasm

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:07 PM



What the hell would "swissing" consist of, I wonder

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:08 PM

milking

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:08 PM

Switzerland :bleh

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:08 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:09 PM

Switzerland :blah

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:09 PM


Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:10 PM

Exotic Switzerland! :eek

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:10 PM

Verb, past tense, ends in -ed

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 08:10 PM

Switzerbanned. :(

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:11 PM

A beautiful country that still fails to be an adjective

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:11 PM

Bludgeoned

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:12 PM

adjective

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:13 PM

lathered

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:13 PM

adjective

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:14 PM

MASSIVE

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:14 PM

Yes, like "a lathered glove". It counts as an adjective...kind of.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:15 PM

Actually, lathered works for a later one

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:15 PM

verb, present tense

Asila Apr 16th, 2008 08:15 PM

Your attempts at crowbarring that are impressive

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:16 PM

smear

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:17 PM

So how feminist is this gonna be d'you think?

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:17 PM

verb, -ing

executioneer Apr 16th, 2008 08:18 PM

pissing

Fat_Hippo Apr 16th, 2008 08:18 PM

bleeting

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2008 08:18 PM

WILLIE WINS, SENIORALITY


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