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Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 06:50 PM


Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2008 06:54 PM

what

Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2008 06:54 PM

oh hey, F4's posting again.

he was 23_, too!

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 550026)
I had two hotdogs on a gigantic bun and covered them with ketchup and honey mustard and relish and sauerkraut and it was magical :(

I had two dicks in my gigantic ass andthey covered me with their ketchup and honey mustard and relish and sauerkraut and it was magical :orgasm

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 550031)
he was 23_, too!

What did 23_ get banned for?

Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2008 06:57 PM

nothing, he forgot his password.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 06:59 PM

I hear there are ways to recover them.

Guitar Woman Apr 17th, 2008 07:00 PM

he also cared really hard about pretending to be an annoying goth on the internet and showed me that he cared with a picture of kermit the frog

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 07:02 PM

If he has been here a while, then why the hell was his first act with his new account to break a rule?

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 549959)
It's not something that can be policed, but it is something that can be used against you if the D.A. doesn't like you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 550038)
Sounds like there's a story to go with that comment.

Yeah, the story of Tadao getting the latest Law & Order boxset in the mail.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StalfrosGR (Post 550040)
Hey! Dramaz... awesome!

Ugh, so stupid. >:

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 07:19 PM



I could live with that. :/

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 550038)
Sounds like there's a story to go with that comment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550049)
Not yet :wink wink

Tadao hasn't yet finished watching the boxset.

Asila Apr 17th, 2008 08:14 PM

>:

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 08:23 PM

I-Mockery Chat(NO LONGER TITLED)

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550051)
He's pretty fat for a coke head

He snorts Maxijoule.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 550025)
ffourester... that rings a bell.
Oh yeah, you were one of Guitar Woman's toadies that was banned a while back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550052)
for-for sure

the tried to attack us with 4chan porn

The detective has a asian sidekick! :eek

Sethomas Apr 17th, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Email from Scav Judge
Please provide 1 team member's name with the following information:

1. Full Name
2. UChicago ID#
3. Must be at least 21 years of age
4. A scanned copy of their Driver's License with all the pertinent information on it.
5. A Passport, provide passport #
6. Mother's Maiden name
7. Any pertinent medical conditions, allergies and so forth

Said team member must also know or have the ability to perform the following:

1. Pitch a tent
2. Recite the alphabet backwards
3. Swim at least 200m without stopping
4. Absolutely without inhibition or fear
5. Have on their person at the beginning of the Hunt enough money for food and necessary clothing/medicines/accessories for three full days
6. A passable knowledge of the Board of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives regulatory practices
7. A current knowledge of the prevailing weather patterns of the continental US during the springtime
8. Have seen the following movies: Monty Python's Holy Grail, My Left Foot, Homeward Bound, Rain Man, 10,000 BC, Dirty Harry, and Thelma and Louise
9. A familiarity with the public transit systems of at least three major US cities, Chicago not included.
10. Must look kindly on the musical works of Peter, Paul and Mary

Obviously, shenanigans are included above, but it's honestly impossible to discern which requirements are shenanigan in nature.

Asila Apr 17th, 2008 08:33 PM

A certain seafood is an extremely unreliable thing to cook.

Tadao Apr 17th, 2008 08:40 PM

Pub, you are not as gay as you think.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550060)
Pub, you are not as gay as you think.

Gay as in homo or gay as shit damn annoying?

Tadao Apr 17th, 2008 09:27 PM

homo

Tadao Apr 17th, 2008 09:48 PM


Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550060)
Pub, you are not as homosexually inclined as you think.

Forgetting Kinsey, then I think it would be pretty hard to be less gay than I think I am.

Real hard. :orgasm

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I am willing to bet that Chojin is Spaz (not completely father spaz, but the new SPAZ) and he's trying to make us all vomit.

And it's working.

That has been sitting in my 'Use This' notepad for so long that it doesn't even conform to the boards quote function anymore.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 10:28 PM


liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2008 10:59 PM

:(

Sethomas Apr 17th, 2008 11:01 PM

You know what I think would make millions?

A computer program made for expecting parents that takes potential baby names and runs them through a phonological analysis system. In the end, the parents would give a list of all the likely nicknames that could come from having that name, along with a chart of how damaging they would be if used and the likelihood of it being discovered by certain age ranges.

I'd call it "Virtual Playground Simulator".

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 11:11 PM

The research would be fun.

A committee room with eight year olds sitting around a table all dressed in business suits & brainstorming insults.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 11:14 PM


Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2008 11:15 PM

Buncha shiftless weirdos 'round these parts naw.

Pub Lover Apr 17th, 2008 11:19 PM


AChimp has been too busy for the internet since he became a bigshot. :truehollywoodstory

liquidstatik Apr 17th, 2008 11:20 PM

ugh, paypal >:

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2008 12:09 AM

Rage Against the Machine would be a half decent band if Zach de la Rocha would SHUT THE FUCK UP every once in a while. His voice is stomping all over my groove.

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 12:38 AM

I don't listen to bands unless the singers have annoying voices.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 12:43 AM

My GF thinks NoMeansNo's vocals are annoying. I killed her.

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 12:43 AM

Awesome, I love The Violent Femmes as well.

Asila Apr 18th, 2008 12:46 AM

My connection is humorously bad :(

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 12:49 AM

Operation/Rancid can't sing worth a shit and I love it.

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550115)
My GF thinks NoMeansNo's vocals are annoying. I killed her.

I very very recently got into NoMeansNo and they sound pretty normal compared to the nasally John Linnell or the gravelly-sounding guy from the Flaming Lips or over-exaggerated vocal stylings of Gene Ween

Or Geddy Lee :rolleyes

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 12:55 AM

NMN is fun live. See them when you can. Dead Milkmen are annoying too. BTW I'm one of the few to have an account on their (DM) forum.

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 549496)
She has 72 hours to respond in a way that would keep me from linking to her profile before you guys get the link to her profile, unless Pub figures it out before then.

TICK... TOCK... TICK... TOCK...

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 01:17 AM

Gentlemen, my research indicates that if you wish to start an interesting conversation and all you have at your disposal is a picture of a lady's posterior then the anecdotal evidence that sparked my investigation would appear to be correct.

Seth Thomas Pace is, indeed, amazing. :)

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 01:44 AM

I crave booty :(

Zomboid Apr 18th, 2008 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 550119)
I very very recently got into NoMeansNo and they sound pretty normal compared to the nasally John Linnell or the gravelly-sounding guy from the Flaming Lips or over-exaggerated vocal stylings of Gene Ween

Or Geddy Lee :rolleyes

Dude, what about ZAPPA? DUDE????

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 03:19 AM

Man I ain't need no razzin' about how I only ever mention listening to the same five nerd bands. :(

I'd talk about the Beatles if I didn't think they were the gayest band ever, and if Rongi were here he'd get all >: about me saying that :rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 03:21 AM

Rongi's ban has expired, btw, if anyone cares enough to let him know

EDIT: Nevermind he's been moved to the permanent ban list and can "contact an admin when he grows up" :lol

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 05:04 AM

Sometimes, I say things in real life.

"Man, you bisexuals have it so easy. I can't so much as admit to donating blood in this town because then people will know that I've never had a gay sexual encounter, and then they'll accuse me of being homophobic because I've never had anal sex with a dude. I'll be like, 'Sorry! I just want to make the world a better place!' and they'll be all like 'you want to make the world a better place, yet you're too homophobic to fuck (points at random guy) that guy in the ass? You're failing, Seth.'"

T-Rex Apr 18th, 2008 05:42 AM

Save a life or bone a guy. Choose wisely.

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 06:49 AM

I think I was just awoken by my first waking experience of an earthquake since i was four or so. Odd timing because last week I was trained how to preserve southern indiana's seismological record. maybe Geology will be interesting today.

T-Rex Apr 18th, 2008 06:59 AM

We had an Earthquake here about a month ago. It wasn't a big one at all. It was a sad turn of events for me that I only found out through other people's Facebook status exactly what it was.

T-Rex Apr 18th, 2008 07:39 AM

My friend asked me a question and now she's got me thinking about it too:

If you were born blind, would you be able to see anything in a dream? Perhaps you wouldn't see a dog or a house, but maybe a series of abstract images? Also, If you became blind at an early age, would you have access to only the colours you saw when you had vision?

MetalMilitia Apr 18th, 2008 08:08 AM

ust because you've not seen something it doesn't mean you don't know what it looks like. A blind person probably has a pretty good mental image of what, say, a dog looks like from hearing them being described, touching them etc.

Once you know kind of what things generally look like your brain will fill in the gaps. If you consider some of your most vivid dreams you'll probably find that many of the places you go or people you meet are not taken from real life experiences but your brain still knows what they should look like from the range of experiences you've had throughout your life.

ADDED: The only thing which might be radically different from a non-blind person would be, as you say, colour because I don't know if you can really explain a colour without the frame of reference of other colours.

T-Rex Apr 18th, 2008 08:25 AM

Yeah, I can understand how a blind person would be much better at figuring out how something would look by feeling it, but being blind form birth would mean they have no colour references. If you can't colour something, how would you see it? Their dreams would be about feeling stuff?

MetalMilitia Apr 18th, 2008 09:41 AM


Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 546214)
I HAVE TO GIVE A PRESENTATION ON STUFF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT IN 11 DAYS AND IT'S FRANKLY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Oh god this day has finally arrived :( :(

I've been so nervous I've had to take a shit about 3 times in the last 5 hours >:

Oh no I don't know what I'm doing what the hell am I doing thinking I can pull this off without vomitting all over my professor's computer oh god fuck. FUCK >:

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 10:41 AM

I-MOCK SUICIDE NOTE

I AM A PUSSY

BYE FAGS :(

MetalMilitia Apr 18th, 2008 11:13 AM

Surely had you spent the past 11 days mastering the subject which you are talking about today you'd no longer be nervous?

Kind of like how in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey they go back in time to master the electric guitar for 6 years... but for 11 days and not involving time travel.

added: after "...which you are talking about today..." there is an implicit "...instead of dicking around on the internet", btw.

T-Rex Apr 18th, 2008 11:35 AM

Sir! Do you not realise the consequences of your unseemly actions?

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 11:48 AM

OH NOOOOOO A PRESENTAAAAATION

GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 11:59 AM

I hope I get yelled at today for being slow about updating IU's earthquake page. 'Cuz, uh, I guess other people felt it too.

Asila Apr 18th, 2008 12:32 PM

Quote:

I hope I get yelled at today for being slow about updating IU's earthquake page. 'Cuz, uh, I guess other people felt it too.
It's great that the implication in my mind is that you were kind of hoping that no one else would notice.

executioneer Apr 18th, 2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 550163)
My friend asked me a question and now she's got me thinking about it too:

If you were born blind, would you be able to see anything in a dream? Perhaps you wouldn't see a dog or a house, but maybe a series of abstract images? Also, If you became blind at an early age, would you have access to only the colours you saw when you had vision?

i would imagine that if you had never had sight that the visual cortex in your brain would be kind of underdeveloped due to lack of stimulus :/

in other words, iunno

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 12:47 PM

Well, when I go in to work at the Geology Department I typically have several assignments and I can just kind of pick at whatever I feel like. Since two weeks ago we had a seismology seminar, one of the professor's had been wanting me to pick up the pace with updating the program website. Every other day I end up screaming at people, "I'm NOT a seismologist! I don't WANT TO BE a seismologist!" then run crying down the stairs.

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 01:11 PM

I like the seismology emails, when ever one happens somewhere interesting there is always a debate about how big the quake was. This morning as I check my emails half of them are proposals & then retractions on the size ofthe Illinois quake. One of the retractions was in all caps which makes me think they're hand written rather than bot generated. If so, that guy was pissed off.

Asila Apr 18th, 2008 01:11 PM

You're the Sir Doyle of the geological set. Though thanks for reminding me that I haven't finished my earthquake assignment yet :(

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 01:13 PM

The breakfast on page 1533 looks delicious

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550142)
So yeah.... Steinbeck is one of my favorite authors...

Man, Steinbeck's the greatest example of how depression can really fucking interfere with good work

I love Cannery Row, though :(

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 01:17 PM

Now I just imagine going to geology just long enough to destroy all of IU's seismograph documentation that it ever happened, that way my bosses won't know about it. At some point one of them would sit me down and tell me what I did wrong, and that he's mad, but that he still loves me very much and nothing can change that. I'll be grounded for two weeks, though, and at the end I'll tell Stephanie and Uncle Jessie that I'm glad they stood up for me..

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 01:18 PM

Steinbeck's the greatest example of how depression can really fucking interfere with good work

Ha! See, if the American Depression never happened, nobody today would remember who Steinbeck was.

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 550168)
A movie about America invading Japan.

Cue cliched spinning Newspaper on screen.

American President on Headline quoted, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!".

Japanese President who was captured by America quoted, "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 550001)
T-Rex on the other hand I don't actually hate yet so idk

Yet?

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 01:26 PM

Not THE depression, seth, MENTAL depression

I mean, fer chrissakes, the Black Pearl is relevant and all, but after a certain point it gets ridiculous

Maybe it's because I went on a Steinbeck kick and read everything in a few months, I dunno

Zomboid Apr 18th, 2008 01:36 PM

HOW DID THE PRESENTATION GO?

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 01:38 PM

Friend/Enemy: That's whack. Ayers was a part of the Weatherman organization and he gets to teach at U of C*? All you did was try to kill a bitch and they won't let you in? WEAK!!!

*He actually teaches at UofI-Chicago, and lives in the U(C) neighborhood.

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 550212)
HOW DID THE PRESENTATION GO?

WHO GIVES A SHIT

PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FOR THE BIRDS

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 550156)
I think I was just awoken by my first waking experience of an earthquake since i was four or so. Odd timing because last week I was trained how to preserve southern indiana's seismological record. maybe Geology will be interesting today.

I didn't feel it but some of my friends said it woke them up. I was awake all night too >:

I last felt an earthquake when I was about 10 and I thought it was my cat under my bed pushing it up >:

Zomboid Apr 18th, 2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 550217)
WHO GIVES A SHIT

PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FOR THE BIRDS

IT WENT HORRIBLY

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 02:15 PM

NO

JUST SHUT UP OK

JUST

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2008 02:17 PM

ACTUALLY IT WASN'T BAD AT ALL, I JUST HAD A CASE OF THE SHAKY-LEGS IF YOU MUST KNOW

Zomboid Apr 18th, 2008 02:22 PM

YEAH RIGHT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WENT NOT BAD, BUT EVERYONE WAS NOTICING YOUR FUCK-UPS AND MAKING LITTLE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER. THAT OR THEY WAITED UNTIL AFTERWARDS TO BE LIKE "FUCK, THAT ONE KID WAS SO NERVOUS, THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA PEE HIMSELF!"

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 02:47 PM

THAT IS IT GOING WELL!

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 02:56 PM

pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 550226)
We just need Willie to post here and then we can call this the White Guys With Beards thread

There are several white guys on the forum with beards, but you're not thinking of beards you're thinking of bears. I-Mockery's Bear Club. >:

I-Mockery's Sexy Bear Club. :love

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 550229)
pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

Sure thing, but why?

Pub Lover Apr 18th, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 550229)
pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

Ten minutes, phew that was tough.

Now, why?

'fess up or I'll stop abiding by them.

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 03:49 PM

So this El Topo flick GW linked to is pretty good

If it was Italian and badly dubbed, it would have made a spectacular MST episode

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 03:49 PM

because i wantonly abuse my power for no reason other than my personal satisfaction

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 03:50 PM

Grisly, I got el topo on a torrent after a watched a little of the youtube links and I agree that it's pretty good. A lot of it is pointless, though I think that was part of the point.

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 03:51 PM

NOW you respond, thirty seven minutes later, at this precise moment, so that you can make me look like an interrupting dick :(

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 03:51 PM

I actually like it GENUINELY, and I'm not sure why

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 03:52 PM

Well, same here. For the same non-reason.

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 03:55 PM

The one thing that I can come up with in it's defense is that it's the ultimate art school flick, yet I do not get the impression that it was made by a pompous, self-involved douche.

I'm looking at you, The Fountain >:

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 04:03 PM

Wow, I just bullshitted my first phonecall from someone demanding a publicity spot from the guy who mentored me in volcanoes when I was in high school and used his function as a dean to advise me to sue the university.

I am IMPORTANT.

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 04:17 PM

I don't think I understand what you just said.

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

He fielded a call from an asshole wanting to use his buddy as a career jump


Right?

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

Earthquake in midwest = end of world.
Seth = guy who sometimes replaces the sheets of paper that record earthquakes in the midwest
Every pissant radio station in the country = wants to talk to the guy who tells me what to do.

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 04:25 PM

yeah, what gus said.

I'm sure I'm also the only guy whom Dr. Hamburger would allow to call him "Mikey Boy" if I ever had the guts/stupidity to do so.

Sethomas Apr 18th, 2008 04:25 PM

Because we're BUDDIES.

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 04:25 PM

So I was partially right

somewhat

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2008 04:28 PM

Mike Hamburger is an awesome name


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