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Sethomas May 8th, 2008 03:50 AM

Spanish lesson for Pub:
"Penecabra", if it were a word, would mean "penis goat". The phrase "chupa cabra" is not a one-to-one for "goat sucker", but rather it means "It sucks goat".

ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 03:53 AM

Chupapene would hurt my feelings

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:53 AM

I did figure that out on my own, but I was playing reverse Language barrier with El Pila. ;)

Thanks Seth.

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554296)
Spanish lesson for Pub:
"Penecabra", if it were a word, would mean "penis goat". The phrase "chupa cabra" is not a one-to-one for "goat sucker", but rather it means "It sucks goat".



:lol

ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 03:57 AM

i love cuban english accent like the one of Al Pacino in the movie Scarface

ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 04:00 AM

And the way that Johnny Depp talk in movies where he is acting stoned

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554289)
GRISLYGUS WHERE IS MINE

I DO NOT SEE MINE ANYWHERE WHERE IS IT


Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:02 AM

Oddly when Depp is doing a British accent it's like nails on a chalkboard for me. :(

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
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Awesome

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:04 AM

Gus, I really like your Esuohlim, but he was so upset he logged off facebook. :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:07 AM

I think it's something about you Messing with the 'do.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:07 AM

He takes his hair seriously.

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:07 AM

pub your new obsession with fb creeps me out :x

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:08 AM

He should get a full lustrous mane like me

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren
I know you hate me, but;

Kitsa posted:

I said they look inept. As in, if it is a fucktard at the helm, he's making them all look bad.

and then I posted:

USA USA USA

GW is a fucktard at the helm of the USA, sadly making us all look bad. He reports current events to us locally from a teleprompter, and we all know how well he does that job.
it was my only post on thread and hardly excessive.
the only thing worthless about the post was ol' GW himself. US news is local globally, and the president should have the newest news.

If I get an infraction point, it should be for something I earned, not for disagreeing with your views.
Thank you for your time, long live mockery

It's 3 in the morning and I don't have the patience to make sense of this right now, so instead of privately addressing this issue I'm instead posting it for all to see then ignoring it from here on out.

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554306)
Gus, I really like your Esuohlim, but he was so upset he logged off facebook. :eek

I logged off because I couldn't handle hearing any more of the truth :x

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:10 AM

Man, I'm sorry that I wasted Kybo Ren's portrait already

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 554309)
pub your new obsession with fb creeps me out :x

It was because Doopa friended me. I've now deleted her, so I doubt I'll mention it again.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554311)
It's 3 in the morning and I don't have the patience to make sense of this right now, so instead of privately addressing this issue I'm instead posting it for all to see then ignoring it from here on out.

Was that a private message or a Report function thingy?

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:12 AM

You rejected doopa?

You soulless bastard :(

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:12 AM

you should send me that folder ;>

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554312)
I logged off because I couldn't handle hearing any more of the truth :x

Yeah, I got real problems, sorry I burdened you, buddy. ;(

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554315)
Was that a private message or a Report function thingy?

Private message. It was all "I OBJECT" and "Let me go into specific detail why my retarded post didn't deserve the 1 infraction you gave it despite the fact that I should be grateful that you didn't give it 10 like you initially wanted to"

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:19 AM

Psychological or real-world problems?

'Cause I'm visualizing some twistedly funny scenarios here


Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554316)
You rejected doopa?

You soulless bastard :(

I don't have the time to check her profile twice an hour, and apparently that is how I behave.

Also, while I do talk about her all the time, & she's winning the obsessive folder competition, I don't have anything in common with her.

Goddamn the stupid internet making me feel dirty. :(

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:20 AM

At least Doopa acknowledged you. :tear How could you treat her this way after all the effort she's put through. >:

If you were Rog I'd tell you to shape up but you're not so everything is actually 100% ok :]

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554321)
Psychological or real-world problems?

How are they not the same thing?


AND I NEVER PUT A NUMBER IN MY NAME! I AM A MAN DAMMIT!

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554322)
Also, while I do talk about her all the time, & she's winning the obsessive folder competition, I don't have anything in common with her.

The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554323)
At least Doopa acknowledged you. :tear How could you treat her this way after all the effort she's put through. >:

If you were Rog I'd tell you to shape up but you're not so everything is actually 100% ok :]

:lol

Oh man, gross times. :x

Serious Homo Problems...? :'(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554325)
The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

Dude, you just outed yourself you creepy, creep. :lol

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:24 AM

So how does the folder thing work, you guys just snatch up any pictures posted like squirrels diving for nuts

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:24 AM

How long have you been doing that

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554321)
Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

I have had this conversation. :(

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:26 AM

SO has one of my friends. :( With me :( :( :( :( :(


If you ever see a story about a seven foot ogre shooting up a Costco in Orange County, that's one of my high school buddies

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 554317)
you should send me that folder ;>

;>

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:27 AM

[NSFW][/NSFW]

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554327)
Dude, you just outed yourself you creepy, creep. :lol

This is old news dude, ED #7 remember :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554329)
How long have you been doing that

Ever since it became evident that not everyone considers it important to save stuff like that.

There was a picture of Doopa wearing a cookie monster t-shirt & pouting that she posted around the time I first joined the board. It haunts me that I didn't save it.

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554328)
So how does the folder thing work, you guys just snatch up any pictures posted like squirrels diving for nuts

"You guys" meaning Pub Lover only

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:29 AM

Dammit Danny, I'm not giving you my Doopa Folder. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554335)
This is old news dude, ED #7 remember :x

You & Rongi both?

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:30 AM

I meant him and danny, not you.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554337)
"You guys" meaning Pub Lover only

Yeah, I did consider addressing that. I'm pretty much the only Digital Packrat here. :(

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:32 AM

Aw fuck, looks like the school might be cutting off the power momentarily

And I still have to stick around after they do



IF AH DON'T MAKE IT, TELL MAH WIFE TA GO FUCK HERSELF

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:32 AM

HOW ABOUT I FUCK HER INSTEAD

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:33 AM

WILL YA KILL HER AFTERWARDS

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554325)
The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

By my sweet Lord Jesus, go ask her out you loser. >:

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554321)
Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

:lol

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:34 AM

g'nightt dudes, it's gettin late & the cosby shows not funny enough to keep me awake :<

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 04:35 AM

SEE YALLLLLZ IN 20 DAYS. I gotta go to work now :(

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:35 AM


liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:35 AM

SORRY ZOMBOID I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU ANYMORE

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 04:36 AM

GOOD. FGT

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:36 AM

LATER DUDE

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:37 AM

DUDES

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:38 AM

LATER DUDE

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:38 AM

Night everyone, it's way past my sleeping time. :(

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:38 AM

DUDES

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:38 AM

KILL MAH WIFE FOR ME

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554345)
By my sweet Lord Jesus, go ask her out you loser. >:

THANKS INTERNET FOR YOUR FOOLPROOF ADVICE >:

I'm going to be gay as hell here for a second, but every time our eyes suddenly meet my stomach tries to lurch out through my esophagus. :(

And I see her all the goddamn time in the engineering building and it fucking sucks that I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it but this is what happens when you have zero self-esteem :tear

[/gay]

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:40 AM

I'VE ONLY EVER KILLED ONE PERSON AND SHE WAS DEFENSELESS BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT BUD :D

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:41 AM

DUDE

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 04:42 AM

:lol MILHOUSE

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:43 AM

YOU'RE WELCOME ZOMBOID :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554358)
when you have zero self-esteem :tear

TOM, YOU ARE CUTE. LADIES WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. I'M NOT KIDDING.

I am not kidding in the least. There are very good arguments for some of the people here to have low self-esteem, you are not one. Knock it off!

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 04:45 AM

:lol MILHOUSE EVEN SMART GIRLS ARE EASY TO TALK TO, BRAW! YOU JUST GOTTA GET DRUNK AND TALK ABOUT XBOX 360

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:45 AM

ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOCK IT OFF FOR A SECOND, WE HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF ESUOHLIM RIGHT HERE

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:46 AM

This is some legendary shit going on in this thread today

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:49 AM

Imma askin Chojin to ban you for your own good. >:

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:50 AM

Hey, you bastards are still here >:

Ain't gonna git rid of me that easy

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:52 AM

HOLD ON GUS YOU'RE WITNESSING AN EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENT IN THE MAKING HERE

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:52 AM

:lol

liquidstatik May 8th, 2008 04:53 AM

MILHOUSE DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SAID GIRL?

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:53 AM

THEN SHATTER THE EARTH AND ASK HER OUT, QUEER

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:54 AM

SERIOIUSLY, CALL HER UP RIGHT NOW AND BREATHE ALL HEAVY AND ASK WHAT SHE'S WEARING, IT'LL WORK TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OKAY BUD

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:55 AM


Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 554371)
MILHOUSE DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SAID GIRL?

OH NO YOU DON'T >:

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 04:59 AM

I am pretty god damned sure that we have briefly been over this before and that you posted a picture of her


In fact, I'm certain of it.

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:03 AM

It was the whole periodic table of elements shirt thing. I didn't post her face though I want to protect her identity from you jerks

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:05 AM

So, you're too terrified to talk to her, but perfectly happy to snap pictures of her?

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:09 AM

It's from facebook :(

See how it all comes back to goddamn facebook >:

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:12 AM

So have you spoken to her AT ALL?


I hate to tell you this, but my cousin just crushed the heart of a poor bastard who'd been doing the "adoring her from afar" shtick. He managed to summon up the nerve to write a love letter, and she crumpled it up and threw it in the trash in front of him :(


So, the moral of the story here is to always use proper spelling when writing love letters, if at all! It's best just to say hello!

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:13 AM

Seriously, just ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or some shit

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 05:16 AM

NO. BEER.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:17 AM

The good thing about coffee is that you can stop for it between classes. THEN go for the beer later

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:21 AM

The whole thing is moot anyway since I'm not at school until August now.

I STILL HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT TO WORK MY MAGIC BEFORE I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN AND REGRET MY INABILITY TO TAKE ACTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

SHOULD BE A FUN RIDE

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:22 AM

YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME

TALKED TO HER YET?

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:25 AM

NO

NO I HAVE NOT

AND I ONLY EVER SEE HER IN AN ENVIRONMENT THAT'S NOT CONDUCIVE TO MAKING CONVERSATION ANYWAY

IT'S A LOST CAUSE NO HOPE NO HOPE

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:26 AM

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER INTERESTS ARE

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:28 AM

FACEBOOK, GUS, PAY ATTENTION

I had a class with her in my freshman year of college. This is how I learned her name. Since then I have not had any classes with her.

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE MEDIUM IN THE UNIVERSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS BTW

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:28 AM

I MEAN, IF YOU HEAR HER TALKING ABOUT A SUBJECT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN, AND KNOW ABOUT, WE CAN ASSUME THAT YOU CAN GET IN THE CONVERSATION

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:28 AM

Oh Jesus Christ, seriously?

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:30 AM

Just mope around and listen to the Dire Straits' "Lady Writer" over and over for three days straight and get over it then, I guess

I JUST DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT UNBELIEVABLY OBSESSED WITH ANYONE

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:34 AM

See the problem here isn't not knowing how to talk to girls. I know damn well how to talk to girls. The problem here is developing crushes on unattainable girls I've never spoken with who may or may not know I exist, and the problem that really makes it worse is that she is perfectly attainable and I just don't know how to handle the situation whatsoever. And there's no doubt in my mind that we would hit it off if I actually did anything about it.

I've had other girlfriends but I've never had anybody make me feel the way I feel about her, and it makes me feel pathetic that I'm completely obsessed with someone I've never talked to.

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 05:35 AM

HEY I DREW A PIC OF MILHOUSE TOO

Zomboid May 8th, 2008 05:36 AM

BTW THOMAS SANTINI I AM TEMPTED TO GO ON FACEBOOK AND FIND THIS GIRL AND SEND HER MESSAGES THAT TELL HER OF YOUR FEELINGS

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:37 AM

Well, shit.





Come on, Super sleuth, what's she majoring in? Try to figure out what sequences she'll take next and get into them

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 05:39 AM

fucking FINALLY never mind, I'm out of here, good luck with all of that then

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:42 AM

SIGH

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 05:58 AM

OK IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN TO GAY THIS THREAD UP FOR A WHILE

ELPILA666, YOU'RE UP


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