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Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:30 PM

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks)" thread! >:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:31 PM

OMG! I hate page breaks that fuck up my jokes! >:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(

Was what I was replying to. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:32 PM

So my post should of looked like:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(

"What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks)" thread! >:

Sam Jun 16th, 2004 02:34 PM

I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD PUB. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:34 PM

OMG, I just realized that it's not just in the wrong thread, but it's in the wrong forum too! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO HARD PUB. :(

Yeah, the quality of my postshas really gone downhill in the last few weeks, & they weren't top notch to begin with. :tear

BUT MY POSTCOUNT IS STARTING TO ROCK! :D

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
RIGHT NOW I'M EATING GRAVY.

FROM KFC.

THEY GIVE YOU SUCH A BIG THING OF IT, AND IT'S JUST A WASTE TO THROW IT OUT. :(

Ska Forum! :(

Sam Jun 16th, 2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes

I think this belongs in the 'Ironic Humour' forum. :(

Sam Jun 16th, 2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I THINK THIS BELONGS IN THE "REDIRECTING PEOPLE TO OTHER THREADS" FORUM. :rolleyes

I think this belongs in the 'Ironic Humour' forum. :(

I think this belongs in the "Beating a Joke into the Ground" thread.

:(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:49 PM

OMG, it's already there! ;)

Sam Jun 16th, 2004 02:51 PM

ZING!

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:54 PM

:bow

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2004 02:59 PM

Switch Dingo (06:59:09): if it wasn't for us, that thread would suck
Switch Dingo (06:59:11): worse
Lemmysomemoney (06:59:22): indeed.
Switch Dingo signed off at 07:00:06.
Lemmysomemoney (07:00:51): I've only been filling Willie's role, if he came back, I could go back to the old me. :( OMG You went offline! :o

ScruU2wice Jun 16th, 2004 03:48 PM

I'm listening to the Dark Side of the Moon album and it's awesome :eek

ScruU2wice Jun 16th, 2004 04:09 PM

IT ROCKS!!!

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 04:41 PM

HOLY SHIT LIQUID STAY FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE :(

Sajuuk Jun 16th, 2004 05:32 PM

F A U R O P I J O JJ Oh DJ, DJ :D

ScruU2wice Jun 16th, 2004 06:24 PM

Yeah liquid is definatly cooler than you >:

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 06:28 PM

When is willie going to quit being dead?

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2004 06:32 PM

When this thread is worth reading anymore. :(

MAD LIBS >:

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 06:32 PM

My shirt says "FUCK" and has "with love" in negative space on the k :0

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2004 06:32 PM

>: LIBS

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 06:45 PM



:fuck

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 06:46 PM

VERB
NOUN
VERB
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 06:47 PM

afterbirthFACE (3:53:35 PM): you look like a fat ninjavenom :(
BiggieMclargeguy (3:53:40 PM): :(

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 06:50 PM

hey your shirt says FUCK! :eek

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 06:53 PM

OMG THANKS FOR THE WARNING :eek

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 07:00 PM

MOCK WARS >:

Rongi Jun 16th, 2004 07:08 PM

did you lose weight, big?

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 07:09 PM

yeah, i have lost about 30 lbs in the last two months :(

Rongi Jun 16th, 2004 07:15 PM

congrats, mang

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 07:16 PM

thanks

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 07:26 PM

doing what?

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 07:28 PM

smoking cigarettes :(

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 07:28 PM

lol cheater >:

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 07:34 PM

I think i looked better when i was fatter :(

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 07:37 PM

nobody looks better fatter :lol

you just need to fix the rest yourself so you look proportional.

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 07:39 PM

Yeah if i can just trim down my head a bit :rolleyes

The Retro Kat Jun 16th, 2004 07:50 PM

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNO U WERE A WOMAN ALL GOOD BUT NOW I GOT TO STOP FARTING AND COMB STUFF HERE AND THERE

Sajuuk Jun 16th, 2004 07:54 PM

Code:

WTF

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNO U WERE A WOMAN ALL GOOD BUT NOW I GOT TO STOP FARTING AND COMB STUFF HERE AND THERE

I didn't know either :eek

Matt Harty Jun 16th, 2004 08:12 PM

RETRO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

Sam Jun 17th, 2004 02:08 AM

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

eva01 Jun 17th, 2004 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge


:fuck

actually you could pose as a man or a woman... like Hanson!
remember that train wreck? the girliest guys ever!

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

Sam Jun 17th, 2004 02:26 AM

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

Sam Jun 17th, 2004 02:31 AM

TheProfessorCool: Excuse me can i have a peice of cake?
you already have a peice of cake
Well I would like another...
Are you sure you need it?
Mister, i have never been more certain about anything in my life (proceeds to eat two peieces of cake)
TheProfessorCool: Only a cartoon could handel that type of wacky antics
Switch Dingo: ONLY A BILL COSBY CARTOON
TheProfessorCool: ONLY IN AMERICA
Switch Dingo: FATHERHOOD
Switch Dingo: THE NEW COMEDY
Switch Dingo: FROM TVLAND
Switch Dingo: NICK AT NIGHT
TheProfessorCool: oh yeah
TheProfessorCool: with this and the grahm norton effect
TheProfessorCool: this will be onehot and sexy summer
TheProfessorCool: HAWTTT!
Switch Dingo: PRONSTARS
Switch Dingo: PHONESEX
Switch Dingo: ONSTAGE
Switch Dingo: SPARKINGLIVELYDEBATE
Switch Dingo: WITHTHEAUDIENCE
Switch Dingo: ABUTTLOADOFCELEBRIETES
TheProfessorCool: PEEPSHOW
TheProfessorCool: SIDESHOW
TheProfessorCool: TALKSHOW
Switch Dingo: FUCKSHOW
TheProfessorCool: the guest are big
TheProfessorCool: te interviews are bigger

Sajuuk Jun 17th, 2004 02:36 AM

FLASHY!! :hypno

Mike Jun 17th, 2004 03:34 AM

You're almost as convincing as Kahljorn, Big. Except in a scary way.

Matt Harty Jun 17th, 2004 10:46 AM

NO SAJUUK :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Jun 17th, 2004 01:01 PM

i think it is the picture, cause nobody has ever said that i look like a girl before :(

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2004 02:00 PM

TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

The Retro Kat Jun 17th, 2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
RETRO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

Oh shit.

Sajuuk Jun 17th, 2004 02:55 PM

>:

ScruU2wice Jun 17th, 2004 03:38 PM

[center:6e7c051495]
Quote:

Originally Posted by eva01
actually you could pose as a man or a woman... like Hanson!
remember that train wreck? the girliest guys ever!

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)



wow eva01 stuns us with another amazing post. first she quotes a big picture so we know whats going on. Than she fakes us out with a man or woman coment. She stumbles off a little with the next comment but gets back on her feet with the Angelfire Hosted image no one can see. And to top of an amazing preformance she adds a hanson reference that she makes clear with a footnote attached at the end to really drive the point home. All and all a terrific preformance by Eva01[/center:6e7c051495]

Matt Harty Jun 17th, 2004 05:36 PM

ENCORE

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
...eva01 stuns us with another amazing post. first she...

She? There are no women on the internet! :eek

eva01 Jun 17th, 2004 07:30 PM

yeah, really. im a guy. eva01 is the name of a robot from an anime. :/
p.s. that damn picture worked earlier...

Matt Harty Jun 17th, 2004 07:35 PM

HEY EVA THE EXITS OVER THERE

Sajuuk Jun 17th, 2004 07:36 PM

Beware.

Matt Harty Jun 17th, 2004 07:43 PM

i am so overwhelmed

The Retro Kat Jun 17th, 2004 11:54 PM

TOUCHE SCRU, FORGET NOT WE MEET TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL AND STORM OUR BRAINS FOR BRILLIANCE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL

Cap'n Crunch Jun 18th, 2004 12:52 AM

mmm...gay (instead of mmm bop)

ProfessorCool Jun 18th, 2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

If you like batteredwomen why don't you PM Fartin Mowler and ask him about his wife.

Sajuuk Jun 18th, 2004 11:55 AM

Sounds like you've got a problem.

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 12:41 PM




















Sam Jun 18th, 2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
batteredwomen

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! :lol2

But that doesn't make it right. >:

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 01:47 PM

Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

Sam Jun 18th, 2004 01:51 PM

AIM IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A GUN. >:

ScruU2wice Jun 18th, 2004 05:43 PM

Eva is a girls name :/

Cap'n Crunch Jun 18th, 2004 06:00 PM


ScruU2wice Jun 18th, 2004 06:32 PM

whatever eva is still a girls name :/

agroskaterik Jun 18th, 2004 06:34 PM

I got my avatar taken away. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 18th, 2004 06:37 PM

:lol

ProfessorCool Jun 18th, 2004 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sajuuk
Sounds like you've got a problem.

Who the fuck are you and why are you trying to ruin Weebl and Bob for me.

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
AIM IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH A GUN. >:

GOOD TIMES :*

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
TheProfessorCool: STOP HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT MY WIFE!
Lemmysomemoney: no. :(

If you like batteredwomen why don't you PM Fartin Mowler and ask him about his wife.

I'm not allowed to talk about my conversations with Fartin, he says it's forbidden. :o

Sajuuk Jun 18th, 2004 09:42 PM

ELITE

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 10:02 PM



GOD I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS GUY WHATS IT FROM STRONGBAD OR SOMETHING :lol

Sajuuk Jun 18th, 2004 10:11 PM

HOW DARE YOU INSULT WEEBL, PREPARE TO FEEL SAJUUK'S WRATH! >:

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 10:11 PM

CANT GET ENOUGH :lol

Matt Harty Jun 18th, 2004 10:15 PM

IM GONNA THROW UP :lol

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2004 10:23 PM

This page made me hate the internet. :(

The Retro Kat Jun 19th, 2004 12:16 AM

Let's get it over with...

The Retro Kat Jun 19th, 2004 12:16 AM

FAST

Sajuuk Jun 19th, 2004 12:36 AM

Service with a smile :)

Matt Harty Jun 19th, 2004 10:39 AM

haha i actually did throw up :lol

Snatchtastic Jun 19th, 2004 11:09 AM

.
 
Was it green or yellow?

ScruU2wice Jun 19th, 2004 11:40 AM

New avatar...

Matt Harty Jun 19th, 2004 01:20 PM

I ran a 5k today, and once I was done I ate a banana. I then proceeded to the bathroom and threw up the banana. You're supposed to eat within 30 minutes of excercise to maximize muscle growth and muscle refueling. :(

Unless your stomach is an asshole >:

They offer so much free food, too. Quite a shame.

Anonymous Jun 19th, 2004 01:25 PM

Dude, 5k is nothing. I get at least 60-70k, and I only pay about twice the rate of dialup.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2004 02:06 PM

I get 6M & I pay the same price as I paid to have the second line for the dial-up...

ScruU2wice Jun 19th, 2004 02:14 PM

Yeah but you aren't given the opportunity to throw up a banana... >:

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2004 02:16 PM

Once you learn to suck cock properly, you'll never throw up a banana again...

ScruU2wice Jun 19th, 2004 03:05 PM

I got serverd

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2004 03:19 PM

Tell me the NIGGA :eek that came up with that godsdamn line, & I'll kill the motherfucker! >:

Matt Harty Jun 19th, 2004 03:19 PM

WHAT THE FUCK >:

AND THESE ASSHOLE RUNNERS HEARD ME THROWING UP AND SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING ABOUT "IT MEANS YOU'VE REACHED A NEW PLATEAU" LIKE THEY ALL READ THE SAME FUCKING RUNNERS MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING

IM LIKE FUCK YOU HOW BOUT YOU GIVE ME SOME TUMS

camacazio Jun 19th, 2004 06:22 PM

I just posted.


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