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Shrubfest May 23rd, 2008 09:25 PM

Hmm...bums. School has to be the worst time of life. Everyone's just bitchy and uncomfortable with themselves.

How old does this make me seem? Christ. I like the scary age range in here, it shows our weirdness crosses all ages. Makes me feel proud. Hah.

Shrubfest May 23rd, 2008 09:32 PM

Man, school was awful. I feel sorry for you. A lot.

But I'm sure we'll still love you. Although, that won't help in the middle of history...
The thought is there...

I like the age range here! It shows being a weirdo covers all ages!

Shrubfest May 23rd, 2008 09:33 PM

Oops. Ah well.

Fathom Zero May 23rd, 2008 09:40 PM

That's perfectly acceptable in this thread. Though I personally don't care if anyone does it in any other thread, to be honest.

WhiteRat May 23rd, 2008 10:22 PM

A storm is a brewin' in my area. I can hear the thunder get closer and closer. Will someone e-hold me?

Fathom Zero May 23rd, 2008 10:24 PM

E-Held.

Tadao May 23rd, 2008 11:07 PM

My brother lives in Greely Colorado.

Esuohlim May 23rd, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 557259)
The Mother 3/Earthbound 2 hack is sooo close to being finished :(

BIG TIME :eek HERE

I am looking forward to this more than anything right now :(

Zomboid May 23rd, 2008 11:36 PM

Same here. I check back every day that I can and it seems like lately they've been working like crazy because there's very little left: http://mother3.fobby.net/faqs/project-to-do-list/

liquidstatik May 24th, 2008 05:07 AM

:eek

Zomboid May 24th, 2008 06:15 PM

Death Wish marathon on AMC :O

Fathom Zero May 24th, 2008 06:24 PM

My life is complete. Thank you Zomboid.

Zomboid May 24th, 2008 06:30 PM

No prob. I went on IMDB to see if one of the muggers was indeed Jeff Goldblum (yes) and apparently they're remaking it. That's just so wrong.

Girl Drink Drunk May 24th, 2008 07:07 PM

Christopher Guest was the officer that found his gun.

HickMan May 24th, 2008 09:11 PM

Missing in Action I-III on AMC SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Fathom Zero May 24th, 2008 09:55 PM

3 days, 3 acres, 3000 men. The Great Outdoor Fight.

bigtimecow May 24th, 2008 11:44 PM

i can't wait for that and the roast beef cards

Fathom Zero May 24th, 2008 11:51 PM

It must suck to be like Jeffrey Jones' nephew or something.

Pub Lover May 25th, 2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 557400)
see if you can find a vinyl place for flies

i suggest a corpse dressed in 80s attire

...

ElPila666 May 25th, 2008 04:13 PM


Zomboid May 25th, 2008 11:10 PM

Man, I'm up in oil country and this time, I'm in a camp with wireless, but no cable. I think I prefer this :D

HickMan May 25th, 2008 11:24 PM

Hey Zomboid remember the Anne Frank strategy? That was one of my favorite halo 3 moments...Let's reflect

Zomboid May 25th, 2008 11:35 PM

That was one of my favorites as well.... and we almost came back to win after being down by like 20 :(

bychance May 26th, 2008 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 527616)
If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).

I am curious to see what the co$ feel about Xena, now that I think of it :confused: I'm not sure if they're homophobic, they probably are.

I much rather worship this




than this


HickMan May 26th, 2008 04:32 AM

RIP BRAW

pac-man May 26th, 2008 04:41 AM

I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 01:20 PM

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2008 01:48 PM

So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever

pac-man May 27th, 2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.
:orgasm

Sethomas May 27th, 2008 06:01 PM

Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 557721)
(5:54:45 PM) postlapsariaxx:areyou chojin
(5:54:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: uh, no?
(5:54:59 PM) Microwaved Grape: who is this
(5:55:01 PM) postlapsariaxx:kay!
(5:55:10 PM) postlapsariaxx:bye ^-^
(5:55:16 PM) Microwaved Grape: wait!
(5:55:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: you could be the love of my life!
(5:55:21 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(5:55:29 PM) Microwaved Grape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:tear


I assume that had something to do with this D:

Meet Lyndsey:


Cute. :love

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:16 PM

How old is grade 12? :x

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:35 PM

Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:38 PM

The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside. :(

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:40 PM

Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada. :rolleyes


...unless that is how they die. :tear

Asila May 27th, 2008 11:02 PM

They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 11:07 PM

I wanna use...


...as I...

JediScum May 27th, 2008 11:11 PM

Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 11:37 PM

In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 557737)
He actually does fit the profile of the antichrist, but I don't really believe in that stuff anyways.

T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.

Esuohlim May 28th, 2008 12:15 AM

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

ASSHOLES

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 12:22 AM

Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.

Esuohlim May 28th, 2008 12:27 AM

Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

I will do a ban if rules are broken :glare

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 557767)
The people I care about, my education, keeping myself healthy, and also sex with beautiful girls :(

ALSO RELIGION :jesus

AND LYING ON THE INTERNET

If only I was a handsome 12 year old boy, I could be Esuohlim too. :tear

nothing4buddha May 28th, 2008 02:32 AM

hay guys what'd i miss?

Tadao May 28th, 2008 03:34 AM

JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.

T-Rex May 28th, 2008 07:29 AM

Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2008 11:12 AM

I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.

T-Rex May 28th, 2008 12:08 PM

Remember, accidents cause people. Use a condom.

GADZOOKS May 28th, 2008 12:11 PM

and don't drink and drive, you might spill your


faroutcollegehumor.net

Seven Force May 28th, 2008 12:48 PM

i dont get it

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 01:29 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 557440)
are you gay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 557592)
misdemonar you are the best poster here.

the BEST.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 557665)
; D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 557845)
You are the best, mcclain :<

Unlike misdemonar, who I tell that as a joke.

Hey Missy, how do crushed hopes taste? :(

Misdemonar May 28th, 2008 03:37 PM

like grapes

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 03:53 PM

Are you gonna make hope wine, or are they sour?

Misdemonar May 28th, 2008 04:07 PM

chojn is laughing right now whilst he pushes his face agaisent the monitor :(

Shrubfest May 28th, 2008 04:38 PM

Is he leaving a sticky face imprint on it?

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 06:18 PM

Gus, I know why you're avoiding this thread. Don't worry, I forgive you.

Anyway, get your anime freak friend a six of Pabst & a VHS copy of the Tom & Jerry movie.

You can hand it to her while sliding across the hood of your car.

Yes, like a woman, I'll forgive you by continuing to mention your broken promises.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 557869)
Kudos to Geggy and Kybo Ren for putting all this out there, but I'm thinking/hoping this will fizzle out after Dubya leaves office... unless Grandpa McCain wins the Presidency.

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.

They give that for copy and pasting, right? :eek

Guitar Woman May 28th, 2008 06:47 PM

I had a Black and Mild today.

That was different.

Asila May 28th, 2008 07:02 PM

Ew?

pac-man May 28th, 2008 07:02 PM

What was his name?

pac-man May 28th, 2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Grislygus May 28th, 2008 07:07 PM

Pub, why do I get the distinct feeling that an "I told you so" alongside the inevitable video clip won't be satisfying at all?

Your gift idea is probably the least shameful, though, I'll give you that

Grislygus May 28th, 2008 07:10 PM

Okay, so, nothing of interest happening today. I'll contribute.



LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID

Guitar Woman May 28th, 2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 557883)
What was his name?

lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

pac-man May 28th, 2008 08:20 PM

Try the apple or vanilla, they're smoother.

Tadao May 28th, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 557900)
lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

You wasted a Guinness.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 557928)
MILHOUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE A VIRGIN FOREVER UNLESS YOU STOP LISTENING TO FAGGY MUSIC

Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

Pub Lover May 29th, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 557919)
You wasted a Guinness.

I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

Esuohlim May 29th, 2008 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 557930)
Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

NO AND NO

AND IT WAS LATE 2005 :picklehat

THE JESSICA ALBA STUFF FROM BEFORE THEN WAS REAL TOO

corpexec44 May 29th, 2008 01:40 AM

I'm not a lesbian....
 



....but i actually got a little moist tonight :love

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 02:06 AM

no, but you are on my ignore list!

Esuohlim May 29th, 2008 02:10 AM

Uh

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 02:17 AM

I like my post in this thread.

corpexec44 May 29th, 2008 02:41 AM

I'd like if you actually had the guts to post your ugly ass to be honest mock vet :\

Misdemonar May 29th, 2008 02:57 AM

can I perform reproduction with you baby ;0

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 02:59 AM


corpexec44 May 29th, 2008 03:07 AM

Wow thanks for stepping up,sorry but no moisture for you for sure....Now please put me on ignore like you promised :\

darkvare May 29th, 2008 03:23 AM

lol guitar woman is a dude i think????!!!

executioneer May 29th, 2008 03:27 AM

would someone explain this thread to me, i'm at work and have images turned off for safetys sake

darkvare May 29th, 2008 03:32 AM

a girl getting horny over the picture of another girl plain and simple mmmm.... lesbians

executioneer May 29th, 2008 03:34 AM

well then it sounds like my safety measures were a good idea >:

darkvare May 29th, 2008 03:36 AM

maybe but there are no bare boobies just something that could be in a clothing catalog :\

Tadao May 29th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 557932)
I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

Fucking crimes.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 03:58 AM

There's no such thing as wasting Guinness.

Tadao May 29th, 2008 04:00 AM

Make a black and tan with one, or even worse, an Irish car bomb.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 04:03 AM

I stand corrected.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 04:23 AM

Rosie O'Donnell ruined lesbians for me. *shudders*

HickMan May 29th, 2008 05:16 AM

Guinness is amazing. Guinness head is the worst. GROSS! :x

pac-man May 29th, 2008 05:23 AM

Quote:

Guinness is amazing. Guinness head is the worst. GROSS! :x
Actually, toothy head is the worst with Guinness head coming in far second.

Chojin May 29th, 2008 06:06 AM

i like how GW outsmarted that dyke in that other thread

MetalMilitia May 29th, 2008 10:20 AM

Where is that picture of an Asian girl with a crudely photoshopped penis from the last time someone tried this thread.

Pub, I know you have it.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 557961)
lol guitar woman is a dude i think????!!!

lol

T-Rex May 29th, 2008 12:20 PM

I'm staying incredulous about the whole debate :(

GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Ok, kids, I don't like to strain myself with a lot of reading, and I'm sure you don't appreciate it too much either, so I'll keep this short and sweet.
That's mama guitar woman to you, mario :rolleyes :x :x :x :rolleyes

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 02:15 PM

hi

GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 02:19 PM

So, do you have an RSS feed that alerts you whenever someone says your name.

Or are you Beetlejuice and I said it the third and fatal time.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 557889)

LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID

gayyyyyy

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 02:20 PM

my favorite part was when Chojin made himself cry desiging that forum from scratch and then we never used it.

Also, chatroom thread?

Pub Lover May 29th, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 557889)

You did the heather well, but purple standing stones? Lay off the cocks.


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