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GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 02:27 PM

Did you know that Stonehenge was originally designed to be an outhouse?

Find out more at inforwar.com/2tallycoolfacts

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 02:27 PM

I had a dream that Seven Force came over to my house for a date.

I don't know why, but I assume this explains a bit about me.

GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 02:48 PM

Franklin Park Man Severly Burned After Lighting Marajuana Cigarette At Gas Station

I hope he was celebrating the gas prices being 4.20, woooooo

liquidstatik May 29th, 2008 03:09 PM

:lol

Grislygus May 29th, 2008 04:21 PM

I never get to make anything pretty, you guys are just jerks

Grislygus May 29th, 2008 04:25 PM



THERE, ugly cartoonish neo-fauvism. Hope you're all happy that you crushed my Barbie Stonehenge Playhouse dreams

Grislygus May 29th, 2008 04:39 PM

CHATROOM THIS SUCKER

Pub Lover May 29th, 2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 558045)
I had a dream that Seven Force came over to my house for a date.

I don't know why, but I assume this explains a bit about me.

I hope you didn't putout right away.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 558063)
I never get to make anything pretty, you guys are just jerks

I said I liked the flowers. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 558031)
Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread

You certainly haven't learned to stop reading them. >:

Or to put them where they belong. :(

bigtimecow May 29th, 2008 04:41 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=550433

hey join :(

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 05:34 PM

http://punkmash.com/FreerangeMeatrai...er-Muppage.mp3

ElPila666 May 29th, 2008 07:08 PM

whoa dude, that's sounds like Run DMC plus The Blues Brothers

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 07:29 PM

Just for you, man.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:33 PM

So a friend of mine made up a game on Wikipedia where you start at a random article and have to get to the page on Adolph Hitler using only links found within the articles, and only using 7. The article you start at doesn't count as one, obviously. He made me start at ANAL SEX, from which I went to Western Civilization, Christianity, Judaism, The Holocaust, Nazi Germany, and ended at Hitler.

I am awesome. Let's all play this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:35 PM

Aw, fuck, that's way too easy.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 07:36 PM

Easy.

The Who -> United Kingdom -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Van_Nhung -> Semi-automatic Firearms -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

WhiteRat May 29th, 2008 07:37 PM

Got Hitler in 4 links : "USA, WW1 Great Depression and World War 2, Major Axis Powers, Hitler".

This game is actually pretty fun.

EDIT: I take it you can use less than 7?

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:38 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahj_Minniecon

It also gives the "Random Article" feature a purpose.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 07:39 PM

This is boring now.

WhiteRat May 29th, 2008 07:40 PM

Nhung: November 1, World War 2, Axis Powers, Adolf Hitler

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:41 PM

A better challenge would be to get to Anal Sex from any article.

Fathom Zero May 29th, 2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 558132)

That guy -> striker -> manchester United -> england -> U.K. -> WWII -> Adolf Hitler.

Pub Lover May 29th, 2008 07:43 PM

Once you use a page in a path, you can't use that page in a new path?

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:45 PM

that'd mix it up a little.

Hitler's just way too easy, since every article about a country is going to be connected to a war involving the entire world.

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 07:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Caruso

1995 > Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints > Anal Sex

Is there nothing this website can't lead me to?

GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 09:24 PM

this game is stupid if you can use years.

GADZOOKS May 29th, 2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 558160)
this game is stupid if you can use years.

hey guys I can link sonic and knuckles to Kurt Cobain's suicide

LIVE AND LEARN

Guitar Woman May 29th, 2008 09:35 PM

:lol

Zomboid May 30th, 2008 01:02 AM

Hello Zomboid,

We at I-Mockery Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

Omg, thank you guys :tear

pac-man May 30th, 2008 04:16 AM

David Caruso > Actor > Harvey Fierstein

I quit there because that's like a synonym for anal sex.

Tadao May 30th, 2008 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 558195)
Hello Zomboid,

We at I-Mockery Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

Omg, thank you guys :tear

Happy Birthday, I can't be seen being nice to you in your thread.

T-Rex May 30th, 2008 07:37 AM

Man, Snickers kick ass. Peanuts, caramel, manly.

executioneer May 30th, 2008 08:08 AM

actual snickering isn't quite as manly though

T-Rex May 30th, 2008 08:29 AM

Yep. Snickering is what women and gay dudes do when talking about how straight guys like spaceships and stuff.

pac-man May 30th, 2008 08:47 AM


T-Rex May 30th, 2008 08:56 AM

I've seen those in the shops before. Incidentally, on a different isle to that of the crackers.

MarioRPG May 30th, 2008 10:39 AM

I graduate from high school today!

MetalMilitia May 30th, 2008 10:42 AM

I would like to subscribe to your mailing list, super mario rpg.

T-Rex May 30th, 2008 10:46 AM

People are excited to leave school. Then after they do, they wish to go back because the world has crushed all of their dreams. Or so I'm told.

T-Rex May 30th, 2008 11:59 AM

You know how wikipedia works. You look up something interesting like F-18 Hornets and an hour your reading about midgets. Well this time I ended up reading about Obama. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. I wouldn't vote for him because Obama is too close to Osama, Hussein is too close to Hussein. And Barack is too close to Baraka. That's a combo of three totally bad dudes.



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:(

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 12:02 PM

DUDDE I DONT THINK ANYONES POINTED THAT OUT BEFORE

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 12:02 PM

OH FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 12:03 PM

i'm not votin for him cause he's a colored

HickMan May 30th, 2008 01:19 PM

Since I'm a soldier my vote really is the only one that counts and I'm taking a tip from Mexico and voting for Batman.

Pub Lover May 30th, 2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 558287)
I wouldn't vote for... ...Obama

You're also British, so you get to shut up about it. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 558246)
Have you guys heard of that Fifty Cent fellow?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 558247)


I hear he plays a mean polka.

Oh shit, now they're tagteaming. :x

Pub Lover May 30th, 2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 558212)
i like howl's moving castle :o

You like that fucking movie? Or you like fucking the fans of the movie?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 558232)
I was finally talked into watching Lost about a month ago and it really isn't bad. I'm beginning to think that it's one of those shows where it's considered cool to say you hate it (on the internet at least, nobody I know personally hates it).

Unless of course it sucks now. I only watched the first two seasons so far :x

You watched it on DVD? Without a week of network hype between each episode? I concede that might make it seem less pointless.

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 02:56 PM

i like both pub what about it >:

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 04:19 PM

My cousin actually owns Howl's moving castle, she's trying to get me to watch it. Then I will "get it" and therefore give a better gift. Apparently.

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 04:20 PM

I dunno why she couldn't just give me a damn recommendation, she likes exactly the same shit >:

Kybo Ren May 30th, 2008 04:31 PM

I don't know what Obama's like, so I just assume he's exactly like Tom on Boondocks.

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:03 PM

If that's true, then he's beholden to SPR

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:04 PM


Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:04 PM

Wait a minute, that link said it was off encyclopedia dramatica

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:06 PM

darkvare, did you seriously start a thread in response to a ED page you just found hilarious

ItalianStereotype May 30th, 2008 05:20 PM

SIGH

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
Well, simply become hot first, and we will see what we can do.

I seem to remember Kahl's latest pic proving that he could easily pass as a woman to any number of drunken fratboys, requirement fulfilled?

liquidstatik May 30th, 2008 05:31 PM

:eek

Grislygus May 30th, 2008 05:44 PM

Can't remember where the damned pic was posted, I suck at internet stalkery

Esuohlim May 30th, 2008 07:23 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...606#post215606

Esuohlim May 30th, 2008 07:25 PM

Well that's where it used to be. I'm getting all hell of red x's now

Guitar Woman May 30th, 2008 10:53 PM



YEAH

WhiteRat May 31st, 2008 02:23 AM

I'm transgendered and I need a taxi

WhiteRat May 31st, 2008 10:01 PM

A hot new Sci-Fi Channel original movie is on right now. So who else is watching "Heatstroke"?

EDIT: The chick from Wonder Years is in this movie.

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2008 10:18 PM

I shat myself so hard I almost passed out.

WhiteRat May 31st, 2008 10:44 PM

From non-stop pulse pounding action?

Tadao May 31st, 2008 10:55 PM

Meaning it should be on in 3 hours for me! sweet!

Tadao May 31st, 2008 11:05 PM

Hitchhikers guide is on right now. Never did really like the movie, old or new.

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2008 11:06 PM

Pounding pulses.

WhiteRat May 31st, 2008 11:14 PM

in your ass!

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2008 11:16 PM

http://www.mutantpop.net/djnono/DJNoNo-Fraggleross.mp3

WhiteRat May 31st, 2008 11:17 PM

According to this movie shitty cgi aliens that make noises like the aliens in Signs are causing global warming.

Also, Winnie Cooper gives such great massages it causes a guy to hallucinate about a fucked up tv.

pac-man May 31st, 2008 11:24 PM

I can believe the part about Winnie Cooper.

Misdemonar May 31st, 2008 11:44 PM

Freddy Mercury came through the drive through today

pac-man Jun 1st, 2008 12:07 AM

What did he order?

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2008 12:32 AM

some dick :lol

pac-man Jun 1st, 2008 12:36 AM

He had a mustache, that's practically like a wedding band.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2008 01:07 AM

Winnie Cooper's chin looks like it could hold two full loads of jizz.

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2008 01:33 AM

welding rod

Esuohlim Jun 1st, 2008 03:12 AM

I DON'T CARE WHAT CHOJIN SAYS ABOUT MISDEMONAR I HAPPEN TO GREATLY ENJOY HIS POSTING STYLE

Mr.Italiano Jun 1st, 2008 05:04 AM

It's 10:03 am in Italy and there's a bad Anime on!!!!

ElPila666 Jun 1st, 2008 05:24 AM

My wife Cristina Kirchner has traveled to Italy today, i hope she had a good flight ;)

ElPila666 Jun 1st, 2008 05:35 AM

I love my life on dope but the only time when i feel the marijuana effects is on the mornings when i wake up and i smoke a joint, i wish their effects last for more time though, like a mushroom trip, i've never taste an acid trip but shrooms was heavy it effect last for almost 8 hours, i really got freak out because i thoght i was lose my mind, i heard that many people that abuse of mushrooms have finished in a sanitarium, also someone from Spain told me that Netherland / Holland weed is really is really strong shit that made you hallucinate, sounds cool :o

It's 5:35 am in Argentina and i cannot sleep :(, and i'm not on cocaine

pac-man Jun 1st, 2008 07:36 AM

In mother Russia, drugs do you.

MetalMilitia Jun 1st, 2008 08:22 AM

Wait what, that joke was never on the Simpsons.

ElPila666 Jun 1st, 2008 12:14 PM


pac-man Jun 1st, 2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Wait what, that joke was never on the Simpsons.
Plagiarismo di plagiarismo, mi amici. I was sure everyone who was tired of my Simpsonicality had ignored me by now.

Pub Lover Jun 1st, 2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 558551)
I DON'T CARE WHAT CHOJIN SAYS ABOUT MISDEMONAR I HAPPEN TO GREATLY ENJOY HIS POSTING STYLE

He says in his sarcasm voice. :rolleyes

Misdemonar Jun 1st, 2008 05:28 PM

; D

Esuohlim Jun 1st, 2008 10:03 PM

PUB YOURS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED

LIKE BETTER POSTING

FROM YOU

GOT IT

GADZOOKS Jun 1st, 2008 11:50 PM

Why is this board such a ghost town

Chojin Jun 1st, 2008 11:50 PM

because you keep leaving

Chojin Jun 1st, 2008 11:51 PM

i guess people don't like forums these days

ha ha ha it's all up to the lil korean kids anyhow

GADZOOKS Jun 2nd, 2008 12:13 AM

I-mockery needs to upgrade to a 90's Nostalgia I guess :(

GADZOOKS Jun 2nd, 2008 12:14 AM

GRUNGE

NICKTOONS

POGS

POKEMON

Mockery Jun 2nd, 2008 12:58 AM

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

THE REAL WORLD

FURBY

ORBITZ DRINK (wait, I wrote about that already :()

Guitar Woman Jun 2nd, 2008 01:10 AM

Lampooning a decade I was actually there for would be a fantstic idea!

WhiteRat Jun 2nd, 2008 01:14 AM

I just watched the first 3 episodes of Jericho tonight. So far it seems like it's going to be pretty decent. Any one else seen this show?

Misdemonar Jun 2nd, 2008 02:38 AM

so, how cool am i :cool

pac-man Jun 2nd, 2008 03:50 AM

Coolness is relative.

Dixie Jun 2nd, 2008 03:58 AM

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

HickMan Jun 2nd, 2008 05:23 AM


not much!


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