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pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560389)
The man thinks we like the Simpsons.


Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 09:07 PM

I wonder if that poge break was intentional. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 560381)
X isn't a word.

What about E?

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:16 PM

It's an exclamation. "E!"

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 09:18 PM

Ugh, I think I'll just drop it.

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:30 PM

Y?

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:35 PM

O, I C. :tear F U.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 560429)
I'm pretty sure I was the first to insult you and Kybo, and I didn't need any convincing from other members to form the view that that this recent flock of idiots is one of the reasons why this forum is turning to shit.

Am I one of the other reasons, Sniperwolf? :eek

And as you don't read this thread, I can take that as my answer. :(

ElPila666 Jun 10th, 2008 10:05 PM

L O L

HickMan Jun 10th, 2008 10:05 PM

all you guys better stfu and gtfo

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 10:06 PM

K.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 560433)
all you guys better stfu and gtfo

Go to hell, faggot.

Girl Drink Drunk Jun 10th, 2008 10:09 PM

You're just fine in my book, Pub.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 560437)
You're just fine in my book, Pub.

Your book of homosexual idiots.

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 10:15 PM


Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 560448)
I'm not missing him.

It doesn't count when you sniper squat his respawn spot.

Girl Drink Drunk Jun 10th, 2008 10:32 PM

:lol

Tadao Jun 10th, 2008 10:51 PM

What? No head shot post yet? Did they go to bed?

ElPila666 Jun 10th, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 560453)
What? No head shot post yet? Did they go to bed?



Serious Problems.... ? :'(

liquidstatik Jun 10th, 2008 10:59 PM

afk guys i need a cig

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 560455)
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5168/cavemanhomoup3.jpg

Serious Problems.... ? :'(

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU CREEPY FUCKER? :chatter

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:02 PM

Fuck looking at that as I scroll down the page. >:

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:02 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:03 PM

This forum requires too long between posts. :(

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:04 PM

The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:04 PM


ElPila666 Jun 10th, 2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560458)
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU CREEPY FUCKER? :chatter

Don't you remember that happy time that we spend togheter the dat that i took you that pic? :tear

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:08 PM

Febuary 2006? Were you even born back then? :eek

ElPila666 Jun 10th, 2008 11:08 PM

JK ^^

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:11 PM

JK? :wah
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 560462)
Only if you've raped him

OMG! :lol RAPE! :lol THAT IS SO LOL! :lol I BET THEY NEVER HAD RAPE ON THAT SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol I MEAN WOW! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:13 PM

Hey El Pila, my under 20 Rugby team will thrash your Under 20 Rugby team on Sunday. :sport

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 560457)
afk guys i need a cig

:domo

ElPila666 Jun 10th, 2008 11:20 PM

All blacks used to liked me back in the Lomu days, i liked his hair, rugby is violent than footbal, people got hurt and some of the guy loose their teeths

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560470)
Hey El Pila, my under 20 Rugby team will thrash your Under 20 Rugby team on Sunday. :sport

Is there anyone on the boards from Ireland? BECAUSE MY TEAM JUST TROUNCED THAT HYPOTHETICAL IRISH GUY'S TEAM! OH YEAH!

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560469)
JK? :wah


OMG! :lol RAPE! :lol THAT IS SO LOL! :lol I BET THEY NEVER HAD RAPE ON THAT SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol I MEAN WOW! :lol




I'll take The Rapists

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 560472)
All blacks used to liked me back in the Lomu days, i liked his hair, rugby is violent than footbal, people got hurt and some of the guy loose their teeths

More injuries in Pro Soccer, but it also has more mincing about and hair gel.

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560475)
More injuries in Pro Soccer, but it also has more mincing about and hair gel.

:lol MINCING! :lol HAIR GEL!!1!! LMAO!!!!1!!! UR FUNNIER THAN ANY SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:30 PM

I'm having a fight with an imaginary Irishman, calling him gay is part of that. You are from Texas. When I call you gay I'll mention something that that people in Texas think are indications of homosexuality, probably soap & pronunciation. Of course, if those were the qualifiers for being gay, you're as straight as they come.

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560480)
I'm having a fight with an imaginary Irishman, calling him gay is part of that. You are from Texas. When I call you gay I'll mention something that that people in Texas think are indications of homosexuality, probably soap & pronunciation. Of course, if those were the qualifiers for being gay, you're as straight as they come.

HOLY FUCK, THAT IZ 2 FUNNY!!!!1!! :lol U TOTALLY GOT ME!!! AND WITH THE SOAP AND PRONUNCIATION!!!!! :lol IMAGINARY PEOPLE!!!! ROFL!!! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:35 PM

Haha, I'm kidding buddy, you are totally gay. ;)

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560484)
Haha, I'm kidding buddy, you are totally gay. ;)

OMG!!! UR HILARIOUS!!!! :lol AND A KIDDER TOO!!!! :lol I AM NOT UR BUDDY, BUT U SAID I WAS!!! HAHAHA!!!! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:52 PM

You sure are my buddy. I like you. I did a thing and then you did it again, and again, and again, and aga... You do know I won't ever admit you're not the retard in this fight, right? Sure I'm pretty stupid right here, but you're winning at the true idiocy. And you can tell yourself that you're pretending, and you're better than me, but dude... THAT IS HELL OF WRONG! All kidding aside, I hope you have something better than this in your life. Maybe you should think about going and doing that. K, Pal?

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560487)
You sure are my buddy. I like you. I did a thing and then you did it again, and again, and again, and aga... You do know I won't ever admit you're not the retard in this fight, right? Sure I'm pretty stupid right here, but you're winning at the true idiocy. And you can tell yourself that you're pretending, and you're better than me, but dude... THAT IS HELL OF WRONG! All kidding aside, I hope you have something better than this in your life. Maybe you should think about going and doing that. K, Pal?

:lol I'M WATCHING THE GAME!!!! BASKETBALL, IT'S A SPORT!!!! BUT UR TOO MUCH FUN!!! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS, TOO!!!! :lol LULZ!!!!

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

:lol This is fun. :)

For me, not for any of the other jackasses that read this thread. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 560457)
afk guys i need a cig

DanDannyDanDann! That must be the biggest fag on the planet you're smoking right now! :x


At least, the longest. :orgasm

pac-man Jun 11th, 2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560489)
:lol This is fun. :)

For me, not for any of the other jackasses that read this thread. :lol

:lol JACKASSES!!1!!! :lol PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN ISNT USUALLY FUNNY, BUT THE WAY U DO IT IS GREAT!!!! UR LENNY BRUCE AND DON RICKLES!!! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:04 AM

Thanks. :)

ElPila666 Jun 11th, 2008 12:04 AM

I'm Richard Pryior

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:05 AM

It really means a lot to me that it's you that is finally giving me the credit I so richly deserve. :)

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 560493)
I'm Richard Pryior

Richard Prior? Dude, that guy is hell of monastic.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:07 AM

:pagebrak

pac-man Jun 11th, 2008 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560492)
Thanks. :)

:lol FUNNY AND POLITE!!!1! LOL!!!:lol

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:14 AM

While that does pass as politeness on this here hyperbrain interface, under the rules of my formal education such a sloppy and careless statement would have meant detention and no supper. Thank the Lord the Empire is dead now.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:15 AM

:posh

pac-man Jun 11th, 2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560499)
While that does pass as politeness on this here hyperbrain interface, under the rules of my formal education such a sloppy and careless statement would have meant detention and no supper. Thank the Lord the Empire is dead now.

:lol THAT'S A LOT OF FANCY TALK!!!1!! UR LIKE PADDINGTON BEAR WITH BAD LANGUAGE!!!! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 12:28 AM


They had him in Texas? :eek

Did they also have the Wombles?

HickMan Jun 11th, 2008 12:29 AM

Hey guys I ate some crab legs and now I feel sick.

www.crablegs.com

pac-man Jun 11th, 2008 12:34 AM

Wombles rodgered the boogly, mate.

HickMan Jun 11th, 2008 12:41 AM


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HickMan Jun 11th, 2008 12:43 AM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lsE6ZD9c_zE

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2008 02:58 AM

Is that pac-man guy griefing anyone else?

I sure do feel griefed by his posts.

I think I can ban for that :eek

executioneer Jun 11th, 2008 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560495)
Richard Prior? Dude, that guy is hell of monastic.

i just got that you s.o.b.

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Adarg (Post 560579)
Dustsucker is pretty good and I actually enjoyed Voodoo Glowskulls. So yeah. Once again, thanks.

FUCK. >:

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2008 01:40 PM

How that did not end in a bitchfest, I don't know.

Speaking of bitchfests, pac-man, you're a lemming and Pub is the White Wilderness film crew. Figure it out already.

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2008 01:41 PM

Actually, that analogy kind of fits the "Pandajuice" scenario better, but still, same personality type.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 05:19 PM

I do hope the film makers were honest with the Eskimo children when they took their pets away.

"Sure, sure! They'll be living on a farm down south... of this cliff. Sure, sure! They'll have lots of space to run around in... before drowning in a river. Sure, sure! You can visit them... when my psychokiller fetish takes it's natural transition from animals to people."

Tadao Jun 11th, 2008 05:25 PM

what?

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 05:38 PM

I think saying "Sure, sure!" is the most reassuring thing anyone can say. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2008 11:40 PM



Chojin Jun 12th, 2008 09:16 AM

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Welcome to our newest member, thatguy
He'll never live up to the legacy of That Man, that's for sure.

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2008 02:25 PM

Oooh, Robocop's back: http://gizmodo.com/5015755/robocop-is-back

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 05:43 PM

What the hell is with quoting me and then cutting out the decently humorous bits

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 05:58 PM

As the other part usually involves me, maybe they want me to quote the rest in my sig, and then we can Wonder Twin it up whenever we're together. :formofadouchebag

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 06:01 PM

:formofasnowcone

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 06:31 PM

:pagebrak

Right, so, once again I find myself stuck in the publishing lab for a couple of hours, and none of you fuckers are doing anything interesting. I'm bored, and unless you all want to be regaled by the adventures of Mikey and Fucko, the Lovable Inchworms, I suggest someone start talking

MetalMilitia Jun 12th, 2008 06:41 PM

I'm bored also. Really need a new video game, but all of them suck at the moment. DICE need to hurry up and make Battlefield 3 >:

Say, anyone know how to get rid of really think burnt on crap from a cooker hob? I've tried oven cleaner but that only took off the less severe marks. I need some kind of chemical that dissolves carbon.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 06:49 PM

I can recommend some chemicals that dissolve skin as well, but I wouldn't recommend them.

MetalMilitia Jun 12th, 2008 06:53 PM

Perhaps I'll just leave the oven cleaner on way longer than is recommended.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 560826)
the adventures of Mikey and Fucko, the Lovable Inchworms,

Would this be in comic form? Because I really enjoyed the portraits you drew last time.

Even if you revealed that you think I'm a pale reclusive worm.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 560749)
Not just a nutjob, but a religious nutjob.

Tautology.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 07:10 PM

Not pale, reclusive worm. Pale, reclusive turtle.

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Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 09:25 PM

And so they die. :(

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 09:33 PM

Warn your children.

ElPila666 Jun 12th, 2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560846)
And so they die. :(

But they will live forever in our hearts

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2008 09:37 PM

Man, motherfuckers better be appreciating Black Flag's joke, that shit is awesome and dj bastard is a fag >:

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 10:00 PM

Black Flag is a vet. DJ Bastard is not.

executioneer Jun 12th, 2008 10:32 PM

he is too

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 10:39 PM

Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list.

JediScum Jun 12th, 2008 11:24 PM

OK, This is an oldddd memory... and I have attempted to do a bit of research.

But does ANYONE remember the song "Alley-Oop" being done by George Thorogood?

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2008 11:30 PM

Jediscum? Didn't I ban you?

JediScum Jun 12th, 2008 11:40 PM

Umm... no, i just had to sober up for a few days.

Y'know, spirit is strong, flesh is weak and all that crap.

But i am serious about that song....

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 560874)
But wait wouldn't that mean that the store is actually successful :( :( :(

Czechs don't like to be bounced. It spills their off-brand budweiser into their goulash.

Misdemonar Jun 13th, 2008 12:49 AM

HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSS!!!

liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560863)
Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list.

i'm offended at the lack of me in that llist ;_;

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 01:55 AM

I'm not on the list ;(. But my 2.54 average post per day can't compare to your 3.40, liquid. I'm such a failure.

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 01:56 AM

I should just find a cliff and jump off it. God I'm depressed...


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