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Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2008 01:59 AM

Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head.

:lol

liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 01:59 AM

wunna cig? :o

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:03 AM

I'm trying to find a picture of Paul Feig's character, Tim from Heavyweights so I can say "This bites!". But I can't even do that :(. This REALLY bites!

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:04 AM

I don't smoke I'm an athlete

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:04 AM

sry

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:08 AM

:x

liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 02:09 AM


HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:13 AM


liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 02:20 AM


liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 02:20 AM

i better not get banned for that ;_;;

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:23 AM

I searched up "almost naked" and found this


liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 02:26 AM


:eek

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:28 AM


That'd be me in the po-lece hat

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:30 AM

The guy in the sailor hat got hit by a car when he was nine :( lol

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:38 AM

And the guy on the left actually has a degree in biochemestry or something fancy. He's just not movin too much there!

liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 02:49 AM

:lol D:

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:53 AM

We own these forums right now. What should our gang name be?

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:59 AM

GOODNIGHT JEF

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 03:00 AM

JEFF

executioneer Jun 13th, 2008 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 560863)
Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list.

raver141

http://p094.ezboard.com/fuck-this/fi...cID=1581.topic

Esuohlim Jun 13th, 2008 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 560906)

That'd be me in the po-lece hat

:lol

Esuohlim Jun 13th, 2008 04:28 AM

FRIDAY THE 13TH :eek :eek

OH NO :x

Esuohlim Jun 13th, 2008 04:34 AM

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executioneer Jun 13th, 2008 04:47 AM

lols

ElPila666 Jun 13th, 2008 05:50 AM

Ask Jason!!!


Dirge Jun 13th, 2008 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 560919)


oh wow willie. thanks. i didnt know this was still arounds.
i miss bulletcatcher :(

Shrubfest Jun 13th, 2008 10:24 AM

Do do do do.

Making a skirt out of an umbrella.

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 11:28 AM

I'm awake! Guys I'm going to the Cleveland Indians game today and I'm going on the field and meeting all the players! The Army's great!

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 560919)

Are you a spastic, Sir? Or did your mother just raise you wrong? >:

HickMan Jun 13th, 2008 02:31 PM

Great!

Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2008 03:48 PM

If I'm born again, do I get two birthdays?

liquidstatik Jun 13th, 2008 04:16 PM

yuh

Esuohlim Jun 13th, 2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 560969)
Great!

Just wait until you're drafted and you have to go to Ir*q :x

Lobo Tommy Jun 13th, 2008 04:34 PM

Anyone ever played Intellivision?

Grislygus Jun 13th, 2008 05:37 PM





When the snow turns black
I'll be back - I'll be here





Between the blinking of an eye
Welcome back - Cavalier





When the screams attack
Before the newborn starts to cry
Flaming star or the call of the wild





And it's all in the eyes of a child





The whispers in the breeze
Black Xmas - Devils Eve





Black Xmas - Devil's wine
The river bleeds in time
That's the place - In a dream
Where the red clouds chase





Across the suns hot blazing sky
Where he hides his face
In disgrace - For his queen
He must choose the way she dies





And they say when his eyes turn to green





He'll awake living sin never seen
That's the clue - To believe
Watches over you
Watch his eyes look through
An instant and you're hypnotized
False or true - To deceive
You take his place you're crucified
Black Xmas - Devils Eve





The whispers in the breeze
The river bleeds in time
Black Xmas - Devil's wine
Black Xmas
Black Xmas - Devil's wine


Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2008 05:49 PM

R.I.P. Tim Russert.

executioneer Jun 13th, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 560987)
Anyone ever played Intellivision?

i have played it loads even though i never owned one

Emu Jun 13th, 2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 560999)
R.I.P. Tim Russert.

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 13th, 2008 09:02 PM

Is anyone else having the worst Friday the 13th ever? It's crazy annoying at work, I got pelted by rain on my lunch, the only clean dry shirt I have in my car is a Lucky 13 shirt which is a women's small that belongs to my friend, I get back to work and I found out Tim Russert passed (R.I.P).

Emu Jun 13th, 2008 09:21 PM

Today has been a fantastic day. the weather's perfect, the sky is blue and I have half a tank of gas in my car.

MetalMilitia Jun 13th, 2008 10:12 PM

Haha, these pictures are irrelevant and hilarious. It's like family guy - the forum in here haha.

HickMan Jun 14th, 2008 12:51 AM


HickMan Jun 14th, 2008 12:52 AM

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

HickMan Jun 14th, 2008 12:58 AM

moving forward...

May 2007!
August 2007!
October 2007!
December 2007!
March 2008!

Tadao Jun 14th, 2008 01:44 AM

Is that the 12 month to a gayer you program?

Esuohlim Jun 14th, 2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 560906)

That'd be me in the po-lece hat

ok seriously I wish I could make a gif with everyone in this picture dancing all jerkily :(

Esuohlim Jun 14th, 2008 02:03 AM


HickMan Jun 14th, 2008 02:08 AM

I'd love that :(


Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 02:24 AM

http://lolinator.com/lol/i-mockery.com/

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 03:01 AM

I really like the albums that sucked one :<

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 11:35 AM

:pagebrak:

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 11:36 AM

Oh, cheap red wine, I know you'll never do me wrong.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 11:37 AM

I want to make an Achewood reference at about this time, but it's not 10 AM for 2 and a half more hours.

pac-man Jun 14th, 2008 11:43 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 11:48 AM

I've actually bought a bottle of that, just for kicks.

It was pretty decent, as far as 5 dollar wine goes.

pac-man Jun 14th, 2008 11:50 AM

Ditto. Can't beat that label.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 12:25 PM

Nobody is posting today.

Come and post, everyone. Post, and be happy.

HickMan Jun 14th, 2008 01:19 PM

Guys I'm tired

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 02:01 PM

10 AM AND DRUNK AS A LORD

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 02:04 PM

I honestly didn't think my buzz would last this long!

Today could be problematic if this does not wear off soon.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 02:10 PM

Wat are you talking about? You're not even old enough to drink. I'll call the internet police on you.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 02:11 PM

man, you're such a bummer.

Get some wine, listen to some White Stripes, HAVE FUN WITH LIFE.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 02:13 PM

I'm in friggin Nirvana here, seriously.

MetalMilitia Jun 14th, 2008 02:16 PM

Yeah fathom, drinking your parent's booze and posting on i-mockery is were it's at.

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 02:17 PM

I went jogging at 6 AM today.

I had no sense of balance and it was hilarious.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 02:26 PM

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 02:27 PM

METALMILITTIA DO YOUA LWAYS HAVE A STICK IN YOUR BUTT?

MetalMilitia Jun 14th, 2008 02:32 PM

I have no time for drunk guitar women.

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 02:35 PM

you mean pretendingtobedrunk guitar women :x

Esuohlim Jun 14th, 2008 02:44 PM

Do you have time for randy esuohlim? :x

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 02:52 PM

I swear, the day I get banned for being mean is the day I hang up my internet hat.

I don't mean that, but it sounds good.

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 03:18 PM

hey guys i've been readin the 'GETTING STARTED WITH MAYA' book thingyy the last couple days, TRYIN' TO LEARN AND ALL.

this is all i've done so far ;_____;;; BUT IT'S A START I GUSS :x


liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 03:18 PM

i'm making a space helmet right now :eek

Guitar Woman Jun 14th, 2008 03:26 PM

I really like making myself sneeze by sticking a paperclip or something up my nose.

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 03:28 PM

UNLESS YOUR'E SNEEZING ON MY GAZEBO PLESE SHUSH IT

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 04:31 PM

THAT GAZEBO'S NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT!

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 04:38 PM

DROOLLING IS ACCEPTABLE

liquidstatik Jun 14th, 2008 05:10 PM

I searched google images for haha & and this came up, it's pretty gross :sick

TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK :X
Spoilers!


Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 05:31 PM

Are you sure you didn't look up "drooling"?

JediScum Jun 14th, 2008 06:07 PM

FLOPSIE?!?!?!?

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 06:21 PM



To be honest, my name isn't Fatmom, but it's the thought that counts, El Pila.

ElPila666 Jun 14th, 2008 07:08 PM

Ah good times, high times man, i'll have to wait until september to throw some seed that make me feel happy, i would love to do a new letter for you Fatmom :love

ElPila666 Jun 14th, 2008 07:11 PM

oh liquid i had no idea that mutant girls make me so horny

ElPila666 Jun 14th, 2008 07:40 PM

I have to improve the security of my backyard this year, so stupid kids wouldn't stole my stuff, or maybe i should start growning weed indoors :( should i shoot them? they only kids

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2008 07:48 PM

Kill them. it's easy!

Sethomas Jun 15th, 2008 12:19 AM

Seth: I think my tastes in women are the same as with champagne.
Zachary: Old and dry with a cork in them?
Seth: No. I'll take what I can get and usually can't afford any vintage older than 1996.

HickMan Jun 15th, 2008 05:20 AM

Guys I'm tired again

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2008 05:47 AM

BAJA FRESH CATERED MY COUSIN'S GRADUATION, SO I'VE BEEN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE TOILET FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING :seriousmad

Chojin Jun 15th, 2008 08:16 AM

I drink boxed Almaden Chardonnay ;<

Asila Jun 15th, 2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 561195)
BAJA FRESH CATERED MY COUSIN'S GRADUATION, SO I'VE BEEN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE TOILET FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING :seriousmad

I've done that all weekend but cause of some extremely persuasive stomach bug and not Baja Fresh.

HickMan Jun 15th, 2008 02:01 PM

Guys it's 1 and I just woke up :lazy

Shyandquietguy Jun 15th, 2008 05:18 PM

Happy Father's days to all Fathers who are good Fathers.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 06:51 PM

Sup Sam?

Emu Jun 15th, 2008 08:00 PM

Guys I kind of want to try weed but I've never done it before and I'm afraid I'd become dependent.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:01 PM

Don't bother, it blows.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:06 PM

OH MY GOSH! EMU, YOU JUST BROKE 10,000 POSTS! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:06 PM

How does being a loser feel? :trolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:19 PM

Sup, Danny?

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:19 PM


liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:20 PM

watchin the icarly marathon on nick


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