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liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:21 PM



she is soooooooooo dangg hot :<

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 561250)

She has two lazy eyes. :orgasm

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:23 PM

&& she makes me lol

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:23 PM

i think i'm obsessedw/ her ;<

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:24 PM

w/e her eyes are hot

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:28 PM

Sup, Willie?

Emu Jun 15th, 2008 08:43 PM

I wish we still had postcounts :tear

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 561259)
I wish we still had postcounts :tear

No, you don't. :lol

>:

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 561252)

Her forced smile makes me think she knows that you're looking at her, Danny. And she knows what else you're doing. :x

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:48 PM

Sup, Seth?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561261)
And she knows what else you're doing. :x

She sure has a high opinion of herself.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561263)
She sure has a high opinion of herself.

Or a low opinion of internet pervs. :lol

That is, if she knows how fricking ugly she is. :x

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:51 PM

SHUT UP I JUST ADDED HER ON MYSAPCE I HOPE SHE ACCEPTS!

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 08:51 PM

I'M GONNA MESAGE HER A PIC OF MY DICK :x

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 08:58 PM

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:00 PM

Spandau Ballet's To Cut a Long Story Short keeps leaving me quietly mouthing FUTURE SAILORS and being angry at myself.

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 09:01 PM

i DARE you to fill it out saying 'LIQUIDSTATIK IS TRYIN TO SHOW YOUNG CELEBES HIS DICK ON MYSPACE!' :o

liquidstatik Jun 15th, 2008 09:01 PM

only not really :<

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:03 PM

I filled it out one time when Noob3 accidentily showed me child porn.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:06 PM

Sup, MetalMilitia?

I'm sorry I know your first name. :(

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 561146)
I have to improve the security of my backyard this year, so stupid kids wouldn't stole my stuff, or maybe i should start growning weed indoors :( should i shoot them? they only kids

You mean putting my name on them didn't help? :eek


Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:58 PM

Sup, Shyandquietguy?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 09:59 PM

Sup, Misdemonar?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561262)
Sup, Seth?

[13:01] Sethomas84: I came up with a way to refer disparagingly of a woman's sexual liberty
[13:02] Sethomas84: "that girl's had more sausages in her than a Hickory Farms warehouse"
[13:02] Sethomas84: I think i am now qualified to participate in a Comedy Central Roast of someone I don't give a shit about
[13:02] Sethomas84: *Puff on my pipe*
[13:03] PulbicPubLoather: Fag

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:17 PM

Sup, Lurking Guests?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:18 PM


executioneer Jun 15th, 2008 10:23 PM

sup

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:27 PM

Willie, are you thinking of following the Roastbeef path to getting married? You only need to die three times, visit the moon, and get rich off some crappy idea...

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:29 PM

Sup, Esuohlim?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 561196)
Quote:

Originally Posted by n00bian

That Penn Jillette sig there is way too internet, new guy

I took issue with his '1337 Fornicator' title, but it doesn't matter now as I've already banned him.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 10:42 PM

Sup, Sniperwolf?

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2008 11:20 PM

sniperwulf

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:21 PM

Timezones screw me up, and I hate making new threads. :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GLOWBELLY! :)

If only she was silly enough to read this thread. :(

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561291)
sniperwulf

Was it? I never liked that guy, though. :(

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 561294)
Classical: Where can I find what I'm looking for?

Car ads. I dunno about in the states, but here & Europe all the greats have been fucked over for the selling of automobiles.

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561286)
Sup, Esuohlim?

Sup dude :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2008 11:27 PM

Hey pub.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561297)
Hey pub.

What? >:

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 561296)
Sup dude :eek

You grown some balls yet, Mister S? :eek

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2008 11:29 PM

In America we have patriotic country songs for car ads >:

Well at least the truck ads. If I recall half the other ads I see have some bullshit fast paced techno music or w/e

I don't watch much TV anymore :x

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561299)
You grown some balls yet, Mister S? :eek

Ask me again when summer's over and I'm back in school and the girl in question isn't 150 miles away anymore >: :(

And you'll get the same answer anyway, f y'all

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2008 11:33 PM

Patriotism is hell of gay, btw

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2008 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561298)
What? >:

What do you call a New Zealander?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561303)
What do you call a New Zealander?

To his face or in general?

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:35 PM

Either way it's still 'Cunt'

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2008 11:36 PM

Cool, thanks!

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2008 11:46 PM

leekspin makes me so happy

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:49 PM

Guitar Woman & Liquid Statik high-five eachother in tagteam bliss

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2008 11:51 PM

What does a leek even taste like?

I'm curious, now.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:53 PM


Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 561309)
What does a leek even taste like?

I'm curious, now.

Are they rare where you live? :eek

I find that amazing. :(

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:55 PM

Sup, 10,000 Volt Ghost?

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2008 11:56 PM

They are in the pacific northwest apparently.

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561313)
They are in the pacific northwest apparently.

I take it you've tasted leek, Mister A.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 12:01 AM

Like no other, Mister R.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 12:04 AM

The problem I have with leeks is that most people that cook for me instinctively put them in soup, and soup does not sit well within me.

Also, leak/leek jokes.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 12:05 AM


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 12:10 AM

Sup, Hickman?

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 12:12 AM

Children dying of disease, Pepsi!

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 12:12 AM

Leading helpless teens astray, Pepsi!

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 12:15 AM

Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years,
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears,
Poor old widow's house burned down, Pepsi!

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 12:31 AM

Oh man, I ate powdered mash potato with a '93 expiry date last year. It tasted the same as it did fresh.

I did not eat the tin of steak and kideny pie with the '87 expiry date. I did think about it, but my veganity won out. My disgust barely registered under my hunger. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 12:35 AM

Sup, Tadao?

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 12:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4N68...eature=related

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 12:38 AM

I'm living liquids dream, I've been babysitting a 5 and 6 year old girl since friday. I actually know what Sam from iCarly looks like now :sadclownface

executioneer Jun 16th, 2008 12:41 AM

aren't leeks just another word for "green onions"

Asila Jun 16th, 2008 12:59 AM

Nope

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 561328)
aren't leeks just another word for "green onions"

It could be. Which makes me wonder what you guys call what I think are green onions. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 561327)
I'm living liquids dream, I've been babysitting a 5 and 6 year old girl since friday. I actually know what Sam from iCarly looks like now :sadclownface

His dream is not babysitting... well, it might start there. :x

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 01:10 AM

boogers

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561326)

WHAT HAVE I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT UNTITLED YOUTUBE LINKS? YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO A WEEK BAN, BOY AM I NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS. >:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561334)
boogers

I better not order a green onion salad from an American then. :x

I wouldn't anyway, as I hate salad. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:19 AM

Ugh, researching Leeks on wikipedia is a headache. Your Green Onions are known to me as Spring Onions/Shallots, but they are also known by a hundred different names as well, which leads me to think I was fed them every meal, but under an alternate moniker, at the more poverty striken moments of my childhood.

liquidstatik Jun 16th, 2008 01:23 AM

D:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561336)
I better not order a green onion salad from an American then. :x

I wouldn't anyway, as I hate salad. :(

It has boogers in it. :x

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 561338)
D:

What are you frowning about?

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:29 AM


Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 01:29 AM

:D

liquidstatik Jun 16th, 2008 01:34 AM

hi fathom :O!

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2008 01:35 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2008 01:37 AM

So I had this delicious fruit juice combination and I have no idea how to describe it.

It tasted ever so slightly of cranberries, but without the awful bite that comes after you've had a mouthful. I think the other flavor in it was cherries, but I can't tell.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:37 AM

Mine is better. Underaged Psychotic Stare > Anime

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 561345)
So I had this delicious fruit juice combination and I have no idea how to describe it.

It tasted ever so slightly of cranberries, but without the awful bite that comes after you've had a mouthful. I think the other flavor in it was cherries, but I can't tell.

Raspberries can do that when added to cranberries. :girlydrinkdrunk

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2008 04:33 AM

HOLST'S PLANETS SUITE

THAT ONE IS SORT OF OK

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2008 04:34 AM

MAINLY BECAUSE I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE :beakers

executioneer Jun 16th, 2008 05:12 AM

in the hall of the mountain king

executioneer Jun 16th, 2008 05:18 AM

http://www.aboutgloria.com/NigelInSn...ntain King.mp3

executioneer Jun 16th, 2008 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 561284)
Willie, are you thinking of following the Roastbeef path to getting married? You only need to die three times, visit the moon, and get rich off some crappy idea...

i wasn't planning on getting married at all, but hey if all that stuff happens anyways, who knows

HickMan Jun 16th, 2008 05:25 AM

When I don't post in this thread for a couple pages I get intimidated and try to read all the posts where I left off but then decide to post w/e I feel like

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2008 12:59 PM

You've been spinning for 0:24:03.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 561355)
When I don't post in this thread for a couple pages I get intimidated and try to read all the posts where I left off but then decide to post w/e I feel like

No one reads the back pages. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jun 16th, 2008 01:19 PM

is there a solution to being completely unable to sleep

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 02:08 PM

You're not trying to sleep hard enough.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 561381)
You know, the likelihood of finding true love decreases every day as you inch your way toward imminent, lonely death.

Your supposition of my lifegoals appears to be wrong.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 02:11 PM

You have a nose like Guitar Woman's. :raspberry

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 02:16 PM

Ach! You've cut me to the quick, Sir! I concede that you are the better man. Although, still an idiot.

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 02:18 PM

You've got blood on your hands, Pub. I can feeeeeel it.

Misdemonar Jun 16th, 2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 561352)
in the hall of the mountain king


in the court of the crimson king

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2008 03:41 PM

in the stands of the diamond ring

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 05:26 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2008 05:26 PM

:domo :domo


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