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Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 566841)
Can't you just revert to riding horses like the rest of us have?

Horses don't power my computer, Honey. ;)

executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:22 PM

i'm gonna move to a apartment that is 2 miles from my work in a couple months and then i am gonna WALK that shit

the hell with you, gas prices

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566845)
Horses don't power my computer, Honey. ;)

but gasoline does?

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 09:23 PM


executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 566847)
but gasoline does?

a lot of electricity is generated by gasoline-powered generators :( it's not all hydroelectric and wind-powered and that stuff

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 09:31 PM

Well yeah but does that make the bills steeper

I was not aware

Girl Drink Drunk Jul 9th, 2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 566836)
i got a xbox 360 so that i can be assured of being able to enjoy fallout 3 in a couple months

y'know, assuming i don't get red ringed and all that malarkey

You can also get a nasty scratch from ejecting the disc, after shutting the system off, too early :x If you're really worried about the red ring, you can check the power brick to see if it says "175w" on it, or look through the vents with a flashlight to see if there are two copper coils, to see if it has the Falcon Chipset. If it's an older model, you might be able to find one of those fans that helps to prevent overheating.

Girl Drink Drunk Jul 9th, 2008 09:39 PM

Whoops. Double post.

executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:46 PM

ejecting the disc AFTER you shut the system off? what

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 09:48 PM

Not really. If the disc is being read and you press the eject button, it won't stop spinning as the tray slides out. I have it standing up to prevent that.

Still a bitch, though.

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 09:50 PM

It's like those people on youtube that discover "design faults" with XBOXs like "shaking the console while it's loading a game will cause your disk to break".

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 566879)
Everyone who has Dimnos on their ignore list should visit this thread! 8)

It's even better for me because you're on my ignore list with him. :eek

Shyandquietguy Jul 9th, 2008 11:24 PM

Everyone who has Dimnos on their ignore list should go and visit that thread! 8)

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 11:28 PM

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Shyandquietguy Jul 9th, 2008 11:40 PM

I was just sayin' that it was awesome seeing a message sayin' that the guy's message was blocked because I had put him on my ignore list, but not on the love of ignoring him! But anyways, I'm feeling pretty happy so I'll probably UNIGNORE him because I faintly even remember why I put him on the ignore list in the first place.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 12:28 AM


liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 12:55 AM

D:

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 01:11 AM

:hypno

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566848)

I feel like I should like Bowie but I hated his supposedly best album so I gave up on trying right away :(

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 01:24 AM

You liked Labyrinth though, right?

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 01:26 AM

:hypno

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 01:31 AM

Which album was supposedly his best? I like "The man who sold the world"

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566909)
You liked Labyrinth though, right?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HqmocK-L1ik

YOU REMIND OF THE BABE
WHAT BABE
THE BABE WITH THE POWER
WHAT POWER
POWER OF VOODOO
WHO DO?
YOU DO
DO WHAT?
REMIND ME OF THE BABE

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 01:40 AM

DANCE MAGIC DANCE, DANCE MAGIC DAAAAANCCCEEE

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 566821)
Wish it was me. :love

Srsly man, her ass would feel so good smothering my face :x

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 01:45 AM

JUMP MAGIC JUMP, JUMP MAGIC JUMP, JUMP MAGIC JUMP

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 01:49 AM

He has such a huge bulge goin on throughout that whole movie :x

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 01:52 AM

Couldn't notice with all his fucked up teeth.

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 01:54 AM

Well I don't know how sarcastic pub was tryin to be but I reallly liked that movie :(

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2008 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566909)
You liked Labyrinth though, right?

I don't know I've never heard it :x OK >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 566911)
Which album was supposedly his best? I like "The man who sold the world"

Ziggy Stardust, at least according to some internet critics and Rongi and my mom

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 02:21 AM

Your mom's gay.

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 566929)
Your mom's gay.


Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 566925)
I don't know I've never heard it :x OK >:



Ziggy Stardust, at least according to some internet critics and Rongi and my mom

That's because that's the only one the ever owned.

wobzire Jul 10th, 2008 10:19 AM

I got my Awesome shirt yesterday

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 566925)
I don't know I've never heard it :x OK >:



Ziggy Stardust, at least according to some internet critics and Rongi and my mom

man i had that same problem, i d/led that album and i was all "wtf this isn't any good" so then i just got the greatest hits instead and i liked that a lot better :(

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 12:09 PM

party party party it's time to have a party :rock

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 566957)
then i just got the greatest hits instead and i liked that a lot better :(

I HOPE THIS DOESNT MAKE ME LOSE ALL MY INDIE CRED :rolleyes

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 12:25 PM

ANY band that comes out with a greatest hits album is no longer indie willie >:

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 12:26 PM

ok then how about my "big david bowie fan" cred then :/ WHOPS I SHOULD BE ASLEEP NOW I'M ALL INCOHERANT AN SHIT

executioneer Jul 10th, 2008 12:27 PM

ps what if they release a greatest hits album to be ironic

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 12:33 PM

like what if their FIRST album was a greatest hits?

some band did that... hmmm

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 12:40 PM

brb, gotta crap and take a break from making DAM categories in typo3!

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 12:42 PM

I've just finished a stressful project and I'm very happy! Now all I have to do is deliver a baggie of cat shit to the vet's and all of today's objectives are met.

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 12:43 PM

Mmmm. Poop post.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 12:54 PM

back

three posts in a row about poop!

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 01:19 PM

so i guess no one's in here :(

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 01:22 PM

They all ran away from the poo chat.

HickMan Jul 10th, 2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161137)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?

!!

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 01:27 PM

If Chojin was active he'd remove your button for that.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 01:36 PM

hey guys doughnuts

i'm eating one and its delicious

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 01:43 PM

Hey, thats mean! All I have to eat is bread.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 01:49 PM

dude, bread is AWESOME

what kind of bread is it

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 01:53 PM

I don't have to tell you things are bad.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 01:54 PM

you just did :(

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 02:02 PM

Shop Bread....

Supposed to be making tea for my chappie. But we have no food, so he'll have to starve.

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 02:03 PM

Yorkshire Bread

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 02:05 PM

Dorset Bread

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 02:05 PM

Damn right!
With yorkshire tea, an yorkshire butter.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:09 PM

ooh la la

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 02:12 PM

hi guys D:

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 02:12 PM

Cat poop has been dropped off, taco fixings for tonight picked up, NOW THE DRINKING CAN BEGIN.

My god am I relieved.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:20 PM

HEY DANNY :*

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 02:23 PM

Yay for drinking!

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 02:24 PM

HEY BTC :*

wudoin? ;D

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 02:27 PM

I can't drink. :(

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 02:29 PM

OH...also I helped stop an accident from happening...two dumb bitches were about to back into each other in a parking lot and I screamed NO, STOP! and waved my arms and one dumb bitch stopped.

The other kind of dazedly said, "Did I hit her?" She didn't even know.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:30 PM

i'm at work, DOING SEOM CRAP TAHT SUCKS

how about y'all

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 02:31 PM

i'm listenin' to Isis & smokin a jayyy 8]

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 566980)
like what if their FIRST album was a greatest hits?

some band did that... hmmm

Umphrey's McGee :x

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2008 02:33 PM

And I'm about to GO TO WORK :frown

liquidstatik Jul 10th, 2008 02:34 PM

:'(

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:38 PM

right? F work

Sethomas Jul 10th, 2008 02:43 PM

Yeah! Work can s my d.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:47 PM

tell work to get D on it's K's and S my D until i C all over it's M :o

HickMan Jul 10th, 2008 02:50 PM

Born on the Fourth of July is on HBO right now. PENIS!

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 02:51 PM

dammit, you're all talking like Bible Camp people now >:(

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 02:59 PM

the B can S my A, and you kitsa can E out of my B if you don't L it!

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 03:00 PM

Kitsa, what's wrong with your cat?

MetalMilitia Jul 10th, 2008 03:00 PM

I think that's a squid.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:01 PM

i figured it was a cuttlefish due to her title

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 03:01 PM

It's a cuttlefish, and nothing is wrong with the cat except that I couldn't differentiate one's shit from the other's in time to take it in for the annual checkup.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:03 PM

woops

MetalMilitia Jul 10th, 2008 03:03 PM

You should feed one cat only blue food and the other only red food.

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 03:05 PM

Well, one cat doesn't cover his shit, so that's easy enough, but it's harder to tell the others. Plus, blue shit raises eyebrows at the vet's office.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:05 PM

i ate a whole pack of blueberries before and pooped blue for a week :/

ummm i'm only saying that to reassure that MM's idea will work

Shrubfest Jul 10th, 2008 03:08 PM

jolly stuff!

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 03:09 PM

There was a doctor who played a practical joke on people- he'd give people Harry & David chocolate-covered cherries, which are PACKED with red food dye, and then when people would shit there'd be a red haze around it that looked like blood. If he freaked out someone enough that they either talked about it or ordered a colonoscopy, that was a bonus.

Of course, this is the same guy who told a colleague that viagra cured altitude sickness, and the guy he told popped a handful on the plane to Denver and walked around with a boner the whole conference.

Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 03:10 PM

Same thing happened to me with crayons. So feed the cat crayons.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:13 PM

great story, kitsa! ;)

Kitsa Jul 10th, 2008 03:22 PM

It's my scientific speci-al-ity.

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:25 PM

who here thinks charlize theron is like WICKED hot 'cause i do

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozzman313 (Post 567075)
I really wanna make some flash animations of scenes from movies I like...would anybody on here possibly know how to do that or if I need some type of editing program?

:confused:

Abnormal font :(

bigtimecow Jul 10th, 2008 03:27 PM

Tadao! welcome!

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 03:30 PM

BTC, what the hell ya doin inhere, your never in here.

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 03:30 PM

Does that guy want to recreate movie scenes in animation or does he want to rip off the scenes directly from the movie in a .flv or .swf format?
Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 567081)
who here thinks charlize theron is like WICKED hot 'cause i do

I've always thought she was kind of hollywood bland and never really stood out as a face to remember.

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 567087)
BTC, what the hell ya doin inhere, your never in here.

I made him come in here.

Then I made him cry.

Now he's doomed.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 03:31 PM

Hey there's girls in here! :eek

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 03:33 PM

For some reason, abnormal font gets a bad reaction here.

Pub Lover Jul 10th, 2008 03:35 PM

Comic Sans MS

MetalMilitia Jul 10th, 2008 03:35 PM

Think that's bad? Wait till someone uses a non-standard colour (particularly dark purple).


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