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bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 09:55 AM

at least you're not ironing your laptop... right?

i'm at work and as usual i'm bored as fuck. i'm adding titles and descriptions to image galleries and it's just a BLAST

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 09:58 AM

Mmmmm.....work.

Actually, it'd probably be more fun than being housekeeper, and being riduculed by friends for 'doing nothing all day'

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 09:58 AM

I'm at home doing fuck-all because I don't have a job.

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:02 AM

Yay! But do you have any money? I don't.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:08 AM

i have money but it goes maaad quick

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 10:10 AM

work is terrible...

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:14 AM

I applied to a charity shop, just for something to do. I get a trial Monday.

Whoo. Unpaid retail.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:17 AM

is it like a salvation army or something?

i work at my school and it is really the best job i've ever had, but god, sometimes it's so monotonous and boring. mainly because i don't have an official "job," i'm just the web guy, graphics guy, and artbotics guy

you guys should check out artbotics actually, it's cool and fun and there are pictures of me ALL over the site!! http://artbotics.org/

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:22 AM

Its a local one, manned mainly by old church ladies.
Unfortunatly, I'm a facialy pierced athist.

I also have lost the power to spell. Sorry.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:24 AM

oh boy, have fun with that then lol

so then is that you in the avatar?

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:29 AM

YipYip. Is that you in yours?

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:34 AM

no >:

GOD

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:36 AM

Good. That would be scary....

So, where you at?

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:40 AM

lowell, massachusetts -- MILL CITY WHAT

brb my computer is at like 95% guyz

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:46 AM

Wow, it sounds a lot like here. Textile mills. And canals.

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 10:50 AM

Do you live in early 19th century England, Shrubfest?

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 567350)
YipYip. Is that you in yours?

:lol

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 10:51 AM

shrubfesst i'm an atheist too you wanna go catch a movie sometime? ;D

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 10:52 AM

still at like 51% and the only thing i have open is firefox, aim, and windows media player >:

WHAT DANNY, YOU GOT SOMETHIGN TO SAY

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 567355)
Do you live in early 19th century England, Shrubfest?

Might as well.

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 11:02 AM

Hmm...Problem.

Do I eat the last slice of cake, so I can wash the cakebox an put it away, or leave it, and see if my mother wants it when she gets home from holiday this evening?

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 11:03 AM

leave it for your mother

guys i'm listening to a bluegrass version of black sabbath's paranoid right now that someone at work just showed me; it's lol, and actually not bad on its own http://www.fugly.com/audio/599/Blue_Grass_Ozzie.html

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 11:04 AM

Hmm, a tricky situation indeed. If I were you I would put the cake slice on a small plate and cover it with something then put it in the fridge so I could offer it to my mother later. I would then wash the cakebox.

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 11:12 AM

Hmm....Leave it it is.

I'll Have a banana instead.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 11:32 AM

i'm huuuuuuungry

grooooooaaaaaaaaan

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 11:38 AM

Revenge for the doughnut comment yesterday!

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 11:45 AM

>: WELL MAYBE I'LL GO GET SOME MORE, THERE'S A DUNKIN DONUTS RIGHT NEXT TO MY WORK

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 11:49 AM

Problem solved! :D

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 12:03 PM

nah, my stomach isn't feeling so hot right now :(

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 12:06 PM

Aw...Have a cuppa. Sometimes helps.

Time to go clean the fish tank. Whoop.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 12:06 PM

a what?

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 12:39 PM

Cup of tea, m'darlin.

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 12:45 PM

i heard weed is better

jus sayin

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 12:49 PM

:)

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 12:50 PM

hugs not drugs

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 12:51 PM

butt plugs not hugs

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 12:52 PM

persian rugs not white thugs

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 12:56 PM

i'm out.

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2008 12:59 PM

You leave your drink around me believe your drink gonna get drunk up.

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:02 PM

thanks for the heads up

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 01:03 PM

Fish tank nearly cleaned.
I'm now coated in stinky fish water and bruises.
Sigh.

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2008 01:04 PM

Water bruises you? What a horrible life you must have in England.

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 01:08 PM

Haha. No, the raw edges on the top of the tank.

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 567390)
persian rugs not white thugs

:lol you win this round, wobzire!!!

Shrubfest, I've heard of hard water, but god damn! :davechappelle

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:08 PM

is a a huge aqaurium? why are you always doing chores?

HickMan Jul 11th, 2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 567394)
Fish tank nearly cleaned.
I'm now coated in stinky fish water and bruises.
Sigh.

More like :sigh

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 01:13 PM

Its big-ish. Just quite high up, and i'm a bit short...

And it's cos i'm a SLAVE!

And my mother is on holiday so everything falls to me.

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:17 PM

Well we are here for you. By here I mean probably the other side of the planet, but you know. Here for support! Or to insult you. Depends on the mood. You know.

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:19 PM

a/s/l

pics?

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:21 PM

Are you serious?
Is he serious?

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 01:23 PM

Dunno...

Should I be worried?
Also, I'm too stupid to know how to pic post.

Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2008 01:27 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4DX4nsobHW8

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 01:37 PM

so i was crossing the street like 15 minutes ago, and a black cat ran by and almost got hit by a car!

am i doomed? :(

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:45 PM

YA! You are totally going to die evenetually

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:46 PM

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bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 01:46 PM

AWWW FUCK

:( damn guys these are my final days what do i do

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 01:47 PM

DANNY, I'M GOING TO DIE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS... oh forget it, i'm going to miss you when i die :(

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:47 PM

lets go to disney world before you go, i've never been there :eek

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 567415)
lets go to disney world before you go, i've never been there :eek

a/s/l

pics?

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 01:48 PM

Erm, get lots of nice edible things, a big comfy thing, and stay on the forum til death occurs.

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:48 PM

If your over 12 prepare for the let down of a lifetime. It's still fun and all but the magic just isn't there. And fat people LORD OH LORD fat people.

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:49 PM

im not over 12 :x

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:50 PM

well get your child ass to disney

Pub Lover Jul 11th, 2008 01:50 PM

He's talking about age, not IQ.

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:51 PM

will you take me? :(

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:51 PM

shut up pub im smart son

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:51 PM

a/s/l

pics?

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:51 PM

IM NOT GOING. ASK THE DEAD GUY!

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:52 PM

AND WOULD SOMEONE DISCLOSE THEIR INFO TO MAKE THAT GUYS DAY ALREADY? :capsoff

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 567425)
a/s/l

pics?

20/MALE/ASHDOWN,ARKANSAS
HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/DANNYTATOMSTHESHIT THERE'S PCITURES THURR

A/S/L & wanna cam?

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:53 PM

wobzire

a/s/l

pics?

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 567428)

Quote:

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22/m/the dirty

my webcam broke, but I do have full spread pics ;)

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 01:54 PM

20. man. can.

I'm at work so no pics for now

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 01:56 PM

man, this forum LOVES people at work huh?

unless they work at pizza hut :o

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:56 PM

YOU HAVE TO UNCAPS THE URL JACK

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 567432)
man, this forum LOVES people at work huh?

unless they work at pizza hut :o

FUCK THAT JOB, I've gotten only 2 days a week the last 3 weeks. >:

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 01:57 PM

all the pizza hut workers use to post in the FOOD forum (rip)

wah wah wahhhhhhhh

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 01:58 PM

the other day, danny told me that he dropped food on the floor but served it anyway :whoa

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 01:59 PM

i drop like 90% of the stuff i pick up there but w/e

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:00 PM

I am on lunch as of one minute ago and I was actually going to go to the pizza hut accross the street.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:01 PM

make sure you don't cross any black cats as you're crossing :/

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 02:02 PM

and that nobody named danny is making your food

MattJack Jul 11th, 2008 02:02 PM

AND on I-Mockery.com/forum

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:03 PM

like a month or two ago i typed in i-mockery.net and felt stupid

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 02:06 PM

i wish it still was i-mockery.net that was a lot cooler and i never had to see the real site or even ever think about seeing it

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:09 PM

if i ever go to the main site now i get really confused. i haven't given it enough time to get used to it. it's not like i like the main site all that much anyway :-/

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 02:12 PM

thats wut i'm sayin :lol

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:12 PM

:lol

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:14 PM

well I just went to the grocery store and got 2 redbulls and a mars bar for lunch.

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:15 PM

you unhealthy fuck

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:16 PM

it was that or floorperoni pizza

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 02:17 PM

Lunch, eh? Its teatime here...

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:18 PM

and im on an early lunch its only 11:15

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 02:18 PM

it's about to be weed time here 8]

bigtimecow Jul 11th, 2008 02:18 PM

its about an hour after noon right now in MASSACHUSETTS

can't blame you about the pizza though; good job danny you ruined the franchise

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 567455)
it's about to be weed time here 8]

I'm calling the police

Pub Lover Jul 11th, 2008 02:23 PM

Are we playing the time game? Because I win.

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:24 PM

Really? Damn. I thought I had that round.

Shrubfest Jul 11th, 2008 02:25 PM

Why Pub? What time you got?

wobzire Jul 11th, 2008 02:26 PM

yeah how can you beat weed time?


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