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Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 04:42 PM


wobzire Jul 14th, 2008 04:57 PM

Thats sad.

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2008 05:04 PM

They are lame prizes. :(

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568403)
I hate facebook.


i hate every social networking site tbh :(

wobzire Jul 14th, 2008 05:28 PM

I love every website.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youtube cmnt
dont read this a girl got lost in the woods in 1997 and didnt find her until 2000 i read it if u read it it means she will kill u in a few days to be saved post this on 5 videos

do people really think that stuffs gonna happen? :x

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 05:31 PM

Send me the link, I want to read it and die already

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:33 PM

you just read it :eek

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2008 05:36 PM

there are people who believe chain letters actually work, yes.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 05:38 PM

Maybe Gabby read it too

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:38 PM

DID YOU WORD THAT TO MAKE ME SOUND STUPID, GW? >:

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:38 PM

no but srsly people can't REALLY believe it :x

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2008 05:41 PM

So what'd you guys do today

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 05:42 PM

People believe in much stupider things.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:43 PM

MM god is pretty silly but i mean c'mon :x

& NOTHING GW, WENT AND GOT DOGFOOD AT WALMART

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 05:43 PM

I drove 100 miles and now I'm drinking some beer with my girlfriend and her friend. :beer

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 568421)
MM god is pretty silly but i mean c'mon :x

God is great you heathen.

FOR EXAMPLE recently in England someone mistook the moon for a UFO and called the police.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:49 PM

:lol I thought only us southerns that kinda thing

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:49 PM

did that kind of thing*

fucking no edit >:

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 568422)
I'm drinking some beer with my girlfriend and her friend. :beer

METALMILITIA HAS TO LEAVE US NOW AS HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREESOME, BUT DON'T WORRY HE'LL BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES TO TELL US ALL ABOUT IT! :hickman

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 05:56 PM

:fight

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 05:56 PM

He's a guy - a gay guy. So yeah BRB

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:18 PM

A girl i like want's to have a threesome, but with two guys. I told her that I'm down as long as he keeps his distance and we can high five at least 5 times.

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 06:22 PM

What happens if his balls touch you on the face?

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 06:26 PM

You lick them.

FRICKING HOMOPHOBES, IF YOU JUST RELAX AND TAKE PART WE WILL ALL HAVE FUN.

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 06:27 PM


ElPila666 Jul 14th, 2008 06:31 PM

Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 06:35 PM

La-crossing swords.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2008 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 568436)
Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

:lol

ElPila666 Jul 14th, 2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 568437)
La-crossing swords.

I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:41 PM

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

ElPila666 Jul 14th, 2008 06:42 PM

Watch out that gay guy must trying to become you one of them!!!

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 06:42 PM

I'd've sold her body for hard labour and hard science.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:46 PM


Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 568440)
If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

Come on, what are the chances that she'd choose to fuck two ugly guys? Relax, you might discover something about yourself, and you don't have to worry about him getting preggers... Well, unless it's Thomas Beatie.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:48 PM

I already like watching hard cock being sucked off, I don't want to crave it in my mouth :(

wobzire Jul 14th, 2008 06:49 PM

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 568439)
I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

Yeah. Be careful.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 568450)
If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

I don't think you actually make those comics, because your observational humor sucks :x

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:56 PM

Just jking, ur funny.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 06:57 PM

Don't cry

HickMan Jul 14th, 2008 07:05 PM


ElPila666 Jul 14th, 2008 07:21 PM

Whoa dude Bobba Fett Jr

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568468)
They have small dicks.

What a refreshing and innovative insight into the mind of a powerseeker.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568463)
Quick, review Carrie! SISSY SPACEK TITS!

Roger Barr is all about the titties. Fosho
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568464)

How about copy & pasting what about that link you found amusing, and maybe a comment from you? Too tough? My fault, I expect too much.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568462)
Music sucks nowadays and it's the fault of the internet! With the internet, sites and programs like Myspace, Youtube, and the bastards who use Limewire" it has become too easy to find music and there is too much of it. So, naturally there is a ton of unoriginal shit. People can only be creative when they are limited. The greatest musicians ever only had guitars they found out of trashcans, etc. We need to be limited. Technology in the long run is bad for us.

R.I.P music.

Now before you say "Well, your using the internet right now!" I'm on a forum. It's different, fuck you.

You're lamenting a lack of quality control, or to be more accurate, you miss the days of being spoonfed the music you should listen to. Talent still exists, it's just on a level playing field with the untalented, and there are more of them. To find good music now requires that you go look for it, and not just sit back and wait for television or radio to bring it to you.

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 07:32 PM

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 07:33 PM


Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 07:47 PM

I'm not sure why I thought that was a page break. :confused

Kitsa Jul 14th, 2008 08:10 PM

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2008 08:18 PM

So, I went out drinking the other day. I normally kind of mumble when I talk, when I drink it gets a little worse(I blame the people with inferior hearing!) Anyway, drinking outside this bar, this girls walks by drink in hand and I swear to you she sounded like a Herculoid, namely Gleep.

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568483)
Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

:domo

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 08:23 PM


Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:32 PM

He has legs.

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 08:33 PM

ROBOT LEGS DON'T COUNT

NO ONE HAS A FETISH FOR ROBOT LEGS

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:40 PM

He has human legs, just not human feet.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:41 PM

IF I CUT OFF MY HAND AM I MISSING AN ARM?

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:41 PM

AM I?

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 568474)

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

Quote:

Originally Posted by MockBot (Post 568272)
Automatically generated comment thread for Weekly Music Review: Beelzebubba.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568443)
I can't believe I have never heard of them. I'll definitely check this out.

:\

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 08:55 PM

DUDE, I AIN'T A DOCTOR OR SOME SMART GUY, THAT MAN AIN'T GOT LEGS

YOU CAN ARGUE PEDANTICS WIT YO SELF ALL NIGHT

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 08:56 PM

YOU MEAN "AINT GOT NO LEGS"

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2008 09:18 PM

I put a new computer together and everything's coming up aces.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2008 09:24 PM

The old Get Smart shows still make me laugh. And Barbara Feldon was so hot back then.

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 568528)
I put a new computer together and everything's coming up aces.

Did the motherboard or processor I sent work out?

I wasn't sure if they were still working properly.

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 568536)
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 568517)
i def think going back to having a handful of record companies controlling my options is a plus :rolleyes

You're right, MTV controlling your options is much better.

So that would be Lobo as in Lobotomized?

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2008 09:54 PM

The processor's borked, at least, I hope it wasn't the motherboard. I'm ordering a cheap-o Mobile Athlon XP (overclockkkkkkk) for use with it. It looks as if it all works. This one's for my mum.

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 568540)
The processor's borked...


MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 568540)
The processor's borked, at least, I hope it wasn't the motherboard. I'm ordering a cheap-o Mobile Athlon XP (overclockkkkkkk) for use with it. It looks as if it all works. This one's for my mum.

Yeah I figured the processor, at least, wasn't working. If you look closely you can see were the multiplier has been enabled by way of a Stanley knife, which may have killed it in the long run.

Hope that mobo is still working though. It's pretty much the best board you can get for socket A. If you can't get it to boot give me a shout and I'll try and dig out a manual.

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2008 10:36 PM

I just don't know what the different sets of LEDs mean. I'm sure I could find out online somewhere.

MetalMilitia Jul 14th, 2008 10:46 PM

I've got to go back home to my parents place tomorrow so I'll try and find the manual. Though grab me on Steam if you're having problems and I'll see if I can help.

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 568559)
I'll admit a big part of his appeal WAS the fact that he's been shot, but the reason he is so rich is because the man is a money managing/investing genius.

Anyone seen the Chris Rock film Down to Earth? Black dude dies and gets put into an old and rich white dude? That but backwards.

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 12:33 AM

!!!!
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 12:39 AM

Yeah, my boy Tom knows all about Rob Bork.

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 12:42 AM

Actually I just looked him up and got really bored reading about him :(

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 12:44 AM

I just jerked off to Barbara Feldman. How you guys doing?

HickMan Jul 15th, 2008 02:22 AM


You're all lame

wobzire Jul 15th, 2008 03:47 AM

Indeed we are.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2008 09:04 AM

We had to put my fat cat on a diet and now he's driving us nuts with demands for food.

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 568604)
Indeed we are.

Fuck off. >:

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 01:12 PM

There can only be one I-Mock fat cat.

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 01:13 PM

:fatcatdance

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 01:48 PM

I wonder how fat your pussy really is. Can we see a picture of it?

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2008 01:51 PM

I surely do hope you're talking to Pub.

wobzire Jul 15th, 2008 01:54 PM

I think I'm at three days in a row that Pub has told me to fuck off.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 01:58 PM

Seriousl, let's see how fat this cat really is.

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 01:58 PM

I thought it was only two, oh man & I was looking forward to the third. Damn. :(

liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 03:29 PM

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liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 03:30 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 04:02 PM

BETTER A CRIME THAN SUFFERING TO SEE ME POST AGAIN.

liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 04:08 PM

I'M A YOUNG MONEY MILLIONAIRE
TOUGHER THAN NIGERIAN HAIR

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2008 04:10 PM

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8907651ce47a0e/

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2008 04:18 PM

EYE CLICK ON AN AD "TO WIN A SOLID GOLD EYE-PHONE" AND AS PART OF IT THEY WANT ME TO ENTER MY MOBILE NUMBER TO ENTER THE DRAW?

IF EYE HAD A PHONE EYE WOULD NOT NEED TO WIN ONE FROM THE INTERNET, WOULD EYE?

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2008 06:10 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 15th, 2008 09:22 PM

I'm going to Pittsburgh, Pa on sunday to get out of NY. Is there anything to do there besides shopping? The Pirates don't have any home games the time I'll be there. Any ideas?

liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 568729)
one of those frozen Bertoli skillet dinners for two

:lol

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 10:42 PM

<3 Carlton

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 10:43 PM

<3 Carl Winslow :eek

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 10:43 PM

<3 Carl Reiner? :(

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 10:54 PM

I didn't get sex, but I still hung out with a beautiful girl. How was your day?

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2008 10:57 PM

:(

liquidstatik Jul 15th, 2008 10:59 PM

:lol

Tadao Jul 15th, 2008 11:04 PM

I also bought a Who shirt, the new Voodoo Glow Skulls (07) and The Clash Combat Rock. I am rocking the casbah


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