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Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 03:22 PM



(11:09:02 AM)
Tadao:
Went to the Dr's :) Everythings fine
(11:09:11 AM) Millie: cool
(11:09:15 AM) Millie: which doctor?
(11:09:26 AM) Millie: tee hee witch doctor...hee heee
(11:09:28 AM) Tadao: The back Dr
(11:09:29 AM) Millie: sorry
(11:09:32 AM) Tadao: lol
(11:09:37 AM) Millie: what did he say?
(11:09:49 AM) Millie: are you dead yet?
(11:09:57 AM) Tadao: The usaul, get healthier
(11:10:31 AM) Millie: hmm....tell him you'll up your stamina next time you level up...

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2008 03:23 PM


MattJack Aug 6th, 2008 05:40 PM

Hickman is such a handsome girl :{

bigtimecow Aug 6th, 2008 07:51 PM

hickman is a girl, guitar woman is a man

i'm so confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused :/

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 572790)
>: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

DAMMIT BTC, STOP BEING SO MEAN! WTH? >:

bigtimecow Aug 6th, 2008 08:18 PM

YOU AREN'T FUNNY EITHER >:

on another note, i did enjoy our heart to heart the other night :love

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2008 09:40 PM

It was probably more like a penis to penis haha faaaaaags

MetalMilitia Aug 6th, 2008 10:43 PM

Yeah Pub Lover doesn't have a heart AFAIK

Babs Aug 6th, 2008 11:18 PM

Is there anyway I can fit into this conversation?

How's this for starters



So who's going to sex me up?

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:26 PM

HI GUYS I WANT ATTENTION CAUSE I HAVE FUNNY THINGS TO SAY AND I KNOW YOU'LL LIKE ME EVENTUALLY!

WhiteRat Aug 6th, 2008 11:27 PM

HI GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I'M FROM RIVER CITY!!!!!!

edit: you get 2 points for your choice of avatar but unfortunately that still leaves you at -1567.50 points. Sorry.

Babs Aug 6th, 2008 11:30 PM

Jesus, way to be an asshole.

you're the reason why child abuse exist.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:31 PM

Minus 20 points for 30 year old joke.

pac-man Aug 6th, 2008 11:31 PM

HI GUYS... no, nevermind, I'm not well liked enough for that. Good luck, Pancakes.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572831)
Minus 20 points for 30 year old joke.

Oh, and another 50 points of for being a puss.

Babs Aug 6th, 2008 11:38 PM

Well I guess having Pac Man on my side is worth something....

Why don't you just rape me already.


edit: ok, minus your life for having shitty grammar skills.

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2008 11:39 PM

No, I'm the reason child abuse exists, as I fuck children.

They don't like it. No, Sir.

pac-man Aug 6th, 2008 11:39 PM

-20,000 points for having me on your side.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

Hahaha, he edits his posts in Chat Thread. What a dumb shit.

Babs Aug 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

You're seriously waiting there waiting for me to reply so you can have your 2 cents?


Now, tally that up to you're amazing fuck me in the ass points.

Now remember, I care.

pac-man Aug 6th, 2008 11:44 PM

+5 points for caring

WhiteRat Aug 6th, 2008 11:46 PM

Spread your cheeks Mr. Cakes, because i've got a freshly lubed piece of copper piping that's about to go two feet into your pooper.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:46 PM

Pffft, of course you care. That is why you did your little dance, you crave attention. You're just pissed because you used up you best comedy routine and it was a dismal failure.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 11:57 PM

What? No snappy comeback? Maybe you can ask your dad for another one if he comes home tonight.

Babs Aug 6th, 2008 11:59 PM

Indeed, like you stated "you used up you best comedy".

Now who's the ass keeping the score on me now?



edit: Sorry I didn't have some "snappy" comeback, I was to busy taking a shit for those who care. Just trying to spread the love of how much I care about my cool image to.... Tadao?

WhiteRat Aug 7th, 2008 12:01 AM

Don't worry Babs, we've wiped your slate clean. You have a fresh start now, please don't ruin it.

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 12:03 AM

What, no snappy come back? Maybe I can ask your father why he has an affair on your mother as you gently weep to Evanescance

... tool


Remember, your opinion matters on the microcosmic website I-mockery, wait a second let me correct myself, I-Mockery's "Forum"

Now ask your father about that.

... your still a tool


show me how much you care now




-1000000000 points for me

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 12:03 AM


pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 12:07 AM

poop a-doop dumpers

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 12:12 AM

Awww he logged off. I wonder if his mom heard his fat fingers pounding on the keyboard and the little piggy squeals. Now I feel bad, he might not be able to go to his Inuyasha fan site tonight.

WhiteRat Aug 7th, 2008 12:14 AM

Babs, behave yourself! You were doing so good but now I'm starting to have my doubts about you.

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 12:16 AM

I believe the "y" is capitalized. KAGOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 12:28 AM

See pac-man, that kind of knowledge only hinders you.

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 12:30 AM

I haven't slept in 40 hours

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 12:35 AM

Hey, what kind of person does it take to be a Special Olympics judge?

That's really kind of depressing when I give it serious thought.

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572865)
See pac-man, that kind of knowledge only hinders you.

I got it from Wikipedia, so I could be wrong. And to be a Special Olympics judge only takes one skill: the ability to not laugh at anything that is remotely funny.

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 12:39 AM

I mean, do you score higher on how sorry you feel for the guy who just went, or do you fail the guys with the worse disability?

Or do they just make up shit so the losers don't feel awful?

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 12:40 AM

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. >:

I have a huge hole in my tooth, mabye I'll get a cool filling!

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 12:42 AM

I think it goes like the non-special olympics. The best 3 get medals. All the competitors get compliments. Americans either laugh uproariously or pay no attention.

Sethomas Aug 7th, 2008 12:44 AM

What I told a flatmate a few hours ago:

Playing Scrabble is like running for the county coroner: even if you win, people won't like you.

executioneer Aug 7th, 2008 12:48 AM

dang it there goes my masterplan

bigtimecow Aug 7th, 2008 12:51 AM

so what is up with this thread tonight? board games i see

MARRY BONE KILL
willie, seth, pac-man :eek

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 12:54 AM


Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 572870)
I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. >:

I went to the dentist today :eek

No cavities :eek

EVER :lol

Sethomas Aug 7th, 2008 02:47 AM

You have no life so you brush your teeth and floss while other people are having fun and engaging in sexual activities.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 02:50 AM

It's sort of a catch-22 then I guess since clean healthy teeth are supposed to help in that respect :(

HickMan Aug 7th, 2008 03:22 AM

BABALITY PANCAKES IS NEW SO F*CK YOU

HickMan Aug 7th, 2008 03:22 AM

AS IN, F*CK YOU, BABALITY PANCAKES

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 03:24 AM

BABALITY PANCAKES MORE LIKE "BANCAKES" WHEN I BAN TH*T MOTHERFUCKER

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:25 AM

PLEASE DO THAT GUY IS DOWN RIGHT HORRIBLE

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 572732)
so....


how about that new hip NES system, I heard they have a seal of quality so we know which games arn't shitty

>:

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 03:28 AM

BANALITY PANCAKES :rolleyes

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 03:28 AM

You guys are d*cks

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572924)
If something happens you won't even understand it anyway, best to just toke up son 8]


YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS I-MOCKERY >:

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 03:33 AM

Maybe if you told me what you knew about fundamental forces piercing blows such as those wouldn't be justified :hat

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:34 AM

Maybe if this was smartguysforum.com I wuld :rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 03:35 AM

8]

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:36 AM

:posh

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2008 03:38 AM

This reminds me, I saw Pineapple Express tonight and it was sorta kinda ok :(

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:41 AM

it looks dumb :(

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 03:42 AM

It looks really dumb.

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:43 AM

stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

HickMan Aug 7th, 2008 03:57 AM

WELCOME TO i-C*CKERY WHERE J*RKS POST J*RK THINGS

ElPila666 Aug 7th, 2008 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 572944)
stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke :)

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 04:01 AM

i meant IRL, not e-stoners D:

ElPila666 Aug 7th, 2008 04:05 AM

I' d stab you IRL >:

ElPila666 Aug 7th, 2008 04:15 AM

no :(

ElPila666 Aug 7th, 2008 04:17 AM

maybe i could beat publover irl ;)

ElPila666 Aug 7th, 2008 04:24 AM

Liquid havent you downloaded some oxi shows torrent lately? i heard that they are hot :p

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 04:49 AM

lol what? :(

MetalMilitia Aug 7th, 2008 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 572944)
stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

Bullshit, I used to love stoner comedy when I was a stoner (IRL). Dazed and Confused still rates pretty highly in my all time top 10.

MattJack Aug 7th, 2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

That makes more sense MattJack, you seem more Vegas to me than Midwest.
I'm from Louisiana, but I live in Screwston Tejas now. F people from the midwest :{

jkjk i lub u guys out in the midwest.

I didn't like living out west. People are mean and super materialistic (Look at Willie, he's from the west). Plus the food sucks!

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 01:48 PM

Are you going to the Dead Milkmen reunion show? I know you are all thug life and shit, but punk bitches are hawt!

MattJack Aug 7th, 2008 02:05 PM

I listen to punk rock. Not into the scene though, the kids are assholes. I only liked 1 dead milkmen song, Retards On The Bus. So I think imma pass on that one.

I saw Rancid in Dallas about a month ago and they were beyond good :sellout Granted they only played songs from Let's Go! and, And Out Come The Wolves

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 02:21 PM

guys wolfmother broke up god DAMNIT

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2008 02:34 PM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 572963)
Bullshit, I used to love stoner comedy when I was a stoner (IRL). Dazed and Confused still rates pretty highly in my all time top 10.

IRL AS STONERS I KNOW IRL SORRY I DONT KNOW YOU OR ELIPIEIEILIL666 IRL >:

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 02:56 PM

hey pub ;D

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:08 PM


Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 03:10 PM

liquidstatik could you not post pictures anymore

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 03:12 PM

SORRY I MAEN

executioneer Aug 7th, 2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 572994)
I'm from Louisiana, but I live in Screwston Tejas now. F people from the midwest :{

jkjk i lub u guys out in the midwest.

I didn't like living out west. People are mean and super materialistic (Look at Willie, he's from the west). Plus the food sucks!

hahaha heyyyy ;_; im not either of those things ;_;

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2008 05:48 PM

Babality Pancakes is online, and frankly, I don't want to hear it from him or any of you, so just be civil for one goddamn day and leave me the hell alone. :burbank

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 05:59 PM

You only want him to post so that you seem funnier :(

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2008 06:43 PM

And yet that never actually happens. :(

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 07:33 PM

I feel honored I'm mentioned

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 07:39 PM

SHUT IT YOU T-REX ALT CHARACTER

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2008 07:45 PM

GODDAMMIT! Why will you kids not shut the hell up? I have a damn headache and you little bastards continue to tear at the fricking walls?

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 07:52 PM

sorrrrrry dad

WhiteRat Aug 7th, 2008 08:56 PM

What's hoppin Babs?

MattJack Aug 7th, 2008 09:21 PM

BPancakes has a long name yea

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 09:32 PM

Ha.... Babs.



Babs Aug 7th, 2008 09:55 PM

I prefer good ol' Streisand.

I'm stuck with this venture today I guess, my schedule is completely free and it's relieving? Anyways, what's new?

MattJack Aug 7th, 2008 09:58 PM

a/s/l

pics?

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 11:04 PM

type 69 if u wanna c muh titz

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 11:05 PM

69

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 11:25 PM

omg im such uh slut

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 11:34 PM

Ahem... I was promised titz.

Babs Aug 7th, 2008 11:52 PM

no... not now

liquidstatik Aug 7th, 2008 11:55 PM

GOD DAMN THIS GAME IS FUN :eek



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