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RaNkeri Oct 12th, 2008 04:18 AM

:rolleyes

Immortal Goat Oct 12th, 2008 04:32 AM

Hey Willie! I got a cat!

executioneer Oct 12th, 2008 06:22 AM

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2008 10:29 AM

Something must be wrong with me for loling myself sick at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

Jeanette X Oct 12th, 2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 586960)
Oh my god.

Earlier I ate a pizza called "The Inferno". It was really fucking hot going in but coming out...

Do they make refrigerated toilet-roll holders?

:jeanette

Wet the toilet paper with cold water from the faucet, then use it.

Neen Oct 12th, 2008 12:51 PM

I just washed down some sausage patties with milk. I'm trying to not think about it. Urp.

Neen Oct 12th, 2008 01:10 PM

http://ecoworldly.com/2008/10/07/sci...greatest-lake/

The comments are the best part. "It's adaptation, not evolution" "I thought evolution couldn't happen in a couple thousand years? This evolution is bullshit"

RaNkeri Oct 12th, 2008 02:33 PM

Just watched an episode of MST3K.
Never heard my name being said so many times in a foreign tv show :>

DevilWearsPrada Oct 12th, 2008 04:22 PM

HEY D00DZ I JUST GOT BACK FROM A 2DAY DRINKING BINGE LO WUTS ^

Dixie Oct 12th, 2008 04:26 PM

Who the fuck are you again?

DevilWearsPrada Oct 12th, 2008 04:28 PM

Your most hated enemy.

Dixie Oct 12th, 2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 587050)
Your most hated enemy.

You do not meet such qualifications.
But you amuse me, and I'd like to slap my cock on your nose.

RaNkeri Oct 12th, 2008 06:19 PM

YOUTUBE CHALLENGE

Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing


You have 6 hours, good night

executioneer Oct 12th, 2008 06:32 PM

that doesnt have ALL of those or just one

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 587062)
YOUTUBE CHALLENGE

Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing


You have 6 hours, good night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1u43KDiWD0

You're a little behind the curve on the rap stereotypes

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 06:52 PM

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC2G3iQqPo0

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 06:54 PM

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAqVHnsLww0

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 06:55 PM

Although "girls" is ridiculously prohibitive no matter what kind of music video you want to find and "ridiculous clothing" is purely objective.

EDIT: chances are there are those who will say anything anyone wears in a rap video is ridiculous.

Tadao Oct 12th, 2008 08:01 PM

******s can't play, that's cheating!

Tadao Oct 12th, 2008 08:02 PM

Also, any Aesop Rock video.

DevilWearsPrada Oct 12th, 2008 09:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs

DevilWearsPrada Oct 12th, 2008 09:13 PM

I hate flobots, but I looked up everybody else I knew but your requirements are way too extreme. no girls? really?

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 587077)
******s can't play, that's cheating!

Alright, but when there's an easy listening game I get first dibs.

Tadao Oct 12th, 2008 09:21 PM

an easy listening video without white people in it. 6 hours.

pac-man Oct 12th, 2008 09:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BqB48r-Fc

DevilWearsPrada Oct 12th, 2008 09:26 PM

:pagebrak
you win some kind of award

Immortal Goat Oct 12th, 2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 587006)
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN



She's actually my girlfriend's kitty, but since we share an apartment, she's mine, too. Her name is Salem. She's a bitch :)

Asila Oct 12th, 2008 10:13 PM

KITTY

executioneer Oct 12th, 2008 10:19 PM

omg look at that whiskerface, adorable

Colonel Flagg Oct 12th, 2008 10:57 PM

That looks just like my cat, except he's about twice the size, and he's a guy. 'course with a cat, how can you tell?

Asila Oct 12th, 2008 10:58 PM

He looks exactly like my aunt and uncle's cat, who hates me.

SO I WANT TO LOVE HIM MORE

WhiteRat Oct 13th, 2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 587062)
YOUTUBE CHALLENGE

Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing


You have 6 hours, good night

I challenge you to not be a douche. You've had 3 years. Good night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFbVrdLu00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mt3vZHDiM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPoI5gWhC6w

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 01:30 AM


Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 01:31 AM

what have I done

Dixie Oct 13th, 2008 03:36 AM

A terrible thing.
Bad GW, bad.

pac-man Oct 13th, 2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 587147)

:lol

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2008 10:31 AM

We just put a pile of Hurricane Ike branches at the curb yesterday. It's several feet taller than me. I bet the city's gonna be thrilled.

Grislygus Oct 13th, 2008 06:49 PM

I'M SORRY I CONTAMINATED YOUR PENIS THREAD GLOWBELLY IT'S JUST THAT DWP IS SO LAME I CAN'T HELP IT

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2008 08:09 PM


Tadao Oct 13th, 2008 09:00 PM

Awesome!

bigtimecow Oct 13th, 2008 10:48 PM

i'm watching MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALED right now and i'm sorely disappointed

Dixie Oct 13th, 2008 10:50 PM

Does he really have AIDS?










Rape.

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 11:29 PM

hahaha

Seven Force Oct 14th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 587147)

hahahahahahahha
the boy aint right

kahljorn Oct 14th, 2008 12:25 AM

it's that kid from akira get em

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:08 AM

This place is just POPPIN tonight huh


I may very well be making Mikey and Fucko Escape From Hell if someone doesn't start talking

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:14 AM

Hi Gus! Did you know I can't get off if the woman is faking it? :tear

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:17 AM

I seem to recall writing TADAO: TRANSCRIPTS OF A SEX MURDERER in relation to the subject

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:18 AM

Ok, just making awkward conversation.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:19 AM

And I'm continuing it!

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:19 AM

DO YOU LIKE ESPRESSOS TADAO?

Sam Oct 14th, 2008 02:20 AM


Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:21 AM

I can't wash the blood off of my hands. If only she didn't moan every time I was on the outstroke. Stupid fakers.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:21 AM

SHIT AW FUCK I RUIN EVERYTHING SAM I'M SORRY BRA

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:22 AM

I like regular coffee, no sugar, no cream and strong.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:23 AM

Good, espressos taste like shit

Sam Oct 14th, 2008 02:23 AM

FUCK YOU WITH YOUR INQUISITIONS ABOUT QUEER COFFEE BEVERAGES >:

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:24 AM

I like my vodka straight, my beer stout and my cigarettes non filter.

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:26 AM

I would drink coffee from a Turk, but I don't trust those dirty Waps.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:26 AM

IMA GUINNESS MAN MASEF

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:27 AM

AND SCREW YOU SAM BATHE IN MY SUPERIOR ART SKILLS YES THERE I SAID IT DO YOU HEAR ME BOY

Sam Oct 14th, 2008 02:28 AM

I WILL MURDER YOU AND DRAW WITH YOUR BLOOD GRUSLYGOOSE >:

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:29 AM

yet they're worth nothing in the long run:tear

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:29 AM

Irish stout is the only stout. As black as the Irish river.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:30 AM

OH YEAH WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT SAMMIE



YEAH DO YOU SEE THAT NIXON IS EATING A DEMON DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND MAN I GOTS ME A WHOLE BAG O TRICKS

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:30 AM

Merlot is the best wine too. I'm just a bitter kinda guy I guess.

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:31 AM

That is great, how did you do that in paint? :rolleyes

Sam Oct 14th, 2008 02:32 AM

WHY IS HUNTER S. THOMPSON IN HELL?

THAT GUY IS SOOOO IN HEAVEN EVEN THOUGH HE KILLED HIMSELF. >:

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:32 AM

LOTS OF COCAINE, WHY

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:33 AM

HUNTER S THOMPSON IS IN HELL BECAUSE HE AIN'T HAVIN ANY OF THAT PANSY HARP SHIT

BESIDES, HE'S WAITING FOR CHENEY TO SHOW UP

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:33 AM

WHERE IS ASILA SHE IS USUALLY SCREAMING BACK AT US BY NOW

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:34 AM

NOTHING WRONG WITH HARP, IT'S AN OK BEER.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:35 AM

HE'S A STRAIGHT WILD TURKEY MAN, YOU KNOW THAT

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:37 AM

AND ETHER, CAN'T FORGET THE FUCKING ETHER

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:38 AM

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE RUM DIARIES. HE DRANK ALOT OF RUM ON THAT ISLAND.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:41 AM



FINE, BE CONTRARY, SEE IF I CARE

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:44 AM

THAT'S MY FAVORITE POSITION

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:46 AM

THEN PERHAPS YOU CAN PUT THAT CONTRARINESS TO USE WHEN I PUT IT TO YOU THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SITE THAT WILL IMPORT AD SHIP BRENNIVIN TO THE UNITED STATES

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 02:47 AM

What is this Gaiaonline.com thing. It looks pretty gay. I'd rather hang out in Sanriotown

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:47 AM

It's no use, no one can Caps like the master ):

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 02:48 AM

I believe Gaiaonline is where 13 year olds who think they're homosexual hang out


So if it was made earlier, Buffalo Bill would have had a safer hobby

Seven Force Oct 14th, 2008 02:52 AM

gw should go back there

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:02 AM

Quote:

Gaia Online is an English-language, anime-themed social networking and forums-based website. Originally named "Go-Gaia.com", the website was changed to gaiaonline.com on February 18, 2003 by its owner, Gaia Interactive. Gaia originally began as an anime linklist and eventually developed a small community,but, following a statement by founder Derek Liu (username "Lanzer"), the website moved towards social gaming. It eventually became the forum-based website it is now. Today, over a million posts are made daily and it is visited by 7 million unique users each month. Gaia also won the 2007 Webware 100 award in the Community category.
Users of the site, known as Gaians, create a customizable avatar and a customizable virtual home for which they can purchase items using what is called gold. This is given to users after playing games or posting inside the forums; the site also rewards users every day with random gold or items with the Daily Chance. In July 2007, Gaia released Gaia Cash that can be bought at Rite Aid, Wal-Mart, Target stores, 7-11,Speedway SuperAmerica, Taco Bell, or directly from 'Gaiaonline.com' itself.


For fucks sake

more like gaya am I rite :rolleyes

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:05 AM

pants

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 03:05 AM

Breaaaaurgh

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:08 AM

Which one are you RaNkeri?
American Tiger Lily 13?

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:14 AM

No, I'm (V) Razgnz Angel (V) :(

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:17 AM

vewwy coo

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:23 AM

One's name is [~ Sonic the Hedgehog ~], big fucking surprise :/

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:27 AM

Don't look at it too long, it will turn you into a Japanophile.

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:29 AM

HOW CAN ANYTHING BE MORE FUN THAN THIS?


RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:38 AM

A BARREL OF DEAD BABIES


What is even more funnier?

Dixie Oct 14th, 2008 03:41 AM

Rape.

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:41 AM

THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM IS STILL ALIVE

What is the funniest, most hillarious thing ever?

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:43 AM

IT'S GOING TO EAT IT'S WAY TO FREEDOM

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:45 AM

Hey RaNkeri, if you ship Grislygus his booze,I win the challenge.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 03:52 AM

He's a Finn, not a mazzle-y icelander capable of pounding the brewskis

Tadao Oct 14th, 2008 03:53 AM

But he can order it, and then send it to you! Thus, I win.

Grislygus Oct 14th, 2008 03:59 AM

ONLY IF HE DOES IT WHICH HE WILL NOT

RaNkeri Oct 14th, 2008 03:59 AM

what challenge is this?

:x


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