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Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 02:48 AM


RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 02:48 AM


Grislygus Oct 16th, 2008 02:56 AM


Grislygus Oct 16th, 2008 02:59 AM

:lol

Dixie Oct 16th, 2008 03:01 AM

AWFUL WAFFLE!

Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 03:02 AM

HEY GUYS! IF I MUTE MY STRINGS A LITTLE BUY PUTTING THIS TIE ON THE FIRST FRET YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR MY BAD FRET WORK AS MUCH! BUT I TELL THE GIRLS IT'S BECAUSE I PLAY TOO FAST.

Grislygus Oct 16th, 2008 03:02 AM

PLAY STAIRWAY DUDE

Grislygus Oct 16th, 2008 03:03 AM

NO WAIT THATS TOO SLOW PLAY THE IMMIGRANT SONG MAN DO IT

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 588119)
Hey Rankeri you never responded to your shitty rap video challenge. We cut that shit up, so where the fuck is our prize?

I never said there'd be any prizes.
And besides you were so angry at me, because I made fun of your music taste, that I decided to go underground before you would pop a cap on ma' ass

Grislygus Oct 16th, 2008 03:06 AM

Zelda's reading this but he doesn't wanna post now that he's getting what he wished for :lol

Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 03:10 AM

Because someone with no dignity can only say the same thing twice.

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 16th, 2008 03:11 AM

BOO, I'M CRYING.

And it's a bandana and behind the nut :(

Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 03:13 AM

I didn't notice, I was blinded by fat.

WhiteRat Oct 16th, 2008 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 588126)
I never said there'd be any prizes.
And besides you were so angry at me, because I made fun of your music taste, that I decided to go underground before you would pop a cap on ma' ass

I wasn't angry at you, Rankerooni. I was just disappointed that such a young bright person such as yourself didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.

Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 03:15 AM

Fins don't rap.

I hope.

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:17 AM

Ok, I know the joke was bad :(






I appologize

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 588133)
Fins don't rap.

I hope.

:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIHNCiVRb0E
:(

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:20 AM



:(

Tadao Oct 16th, 2008 03:26 AM

Did you blow your wad too fast again ZBF?

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:46 PM


MetalMilitia Oct 16th, 2008 03:51 PM


MetalMilitia Oct 16th, 2008 03:52 PM



MetalMilitia Oct 16th, 2008 03:54 PM


Sam Oct 16th, 2008 03:55 PM









RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:58 PM

Thank you guys :love

MetalMilitia Oct 16th, 2008 03:58 PM


RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 03:58 PM


Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi Oct 16th, 2008 03:59 PM

'Afternoon. What's the talk?

Sam Oct 16th, 2008 04:01 PM



















Uncle_Sham Oct 16th, 2008 04:02 PM

No

Seven Force Oct 16th, 2008 04:05 PM

hes clearing his right nostril

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2008 04:06 PM



Uncle_Sham Oct 16th, 2008 04:09 PM

I said No!

Esuohlim Oct 16th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 588205)

OK this one cracked me up :(

Zomboid Oct 16th, 2008 04:18 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHAM.

MetalMilitia Oct 16th, 2008 07:13 PM


Esuohlim Oct 16th, 2008 08:24 PM

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes AMERICAN POLITICS :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Sam Oct 16th, 2008 08:24 PM

OKAY PUB LOVER :rolleyes

Uncle_Sham Oct 16th, 2008 10:56 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOMB

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2008 12:30 AM

Just go back to bed and wait for your uncle to sodomize you.

Uncle_Sham Oct 17th, 2008 12:34 AM

HA HA HA HA

OH WOW

wobzire Oct 17th, 2008 01:03 AM

:explode

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 01:56 AM

So if Uncle Sham sticks around will Zomboid make every thread about him instead?

I mean, I like the attention, but srsly.

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 02:12 AM

SRSLY

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 02:17 AM

srs

Esuohlim Oct 17th, 2008 06:16 AM

I sure wish I didn't start my lab report 13 hours before it was due :( :( :(

I'm up to 29 pages >:

That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2008 06:27 AM

combined.

Dixie Oct 17th, 2008 08:36 AM


MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2008 09:51 AM

I just remembered a program I watched a while ago. It was like some consumer watchdog type show and they doing some ridiculous exposé on a popular fruit smoothie manufacturer. Basically they got a spokesperson for the company and demanded to know why their product contained more sugar than other children's soft drinks. The spokes person had the very reasonable argument that they didn't actually add any sugar - it just naturally occurs in fruit.

Who are they going to go after next? Apple trees?

Leafy bastards.

This why I hate TV and children.

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 588372)
That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

I wish that wasn't true :'(

MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 01:10 PM

So this guy is totally slamming his girl.

They are going at it hxc.

He decides he's going to put it in her b*tt.

When he does she turns her head back and says, "HEY! Don't you think that's a little presumptuous?"

He replies, "Don't you think presumptuous is a big word for an eight year old?"

:(

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 01:22 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 01:22 PM

only cause there isn't a :slightchuckle

MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 01:36 PM

hey man, that's the best I can do today

sometimes you gotta use a pedophile joke

Grislygus Oct 17th, 2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusanagi_no_Tsurugi (Post 588202)
To everyone in the board, seeing as I don't quite know anyone here. As for the lyrics nothing personal, I just think the song's kickass:

Megadeth - Sweating Bullets
Hello, me, meet the real me
And my misfit's way of life
A dark black past is my
Most valued possession
Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back is still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet
I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet
Sweating bullets

Hello, me, it's me again
You can subdue, but never tame me
It gives me a migraine headache
Thinking down to your level
Yeah, just keep on thinking it's my fault
And stay an inch or two outta kicking distance
Mankind has got to know
Its limitations

Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on my hands and I don't know where I've been
I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet
I'm sharpening the axe and my palms are getting wet
Sweating bullets

(Sweating...
Sweating...
Sweating... Sweating... Sweating... Sweating...)
Well, me, it's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia
Someday you, too, will know my pain
And smile its blacktooth grin
If the war inside my head
Won't take a day off, I'll be dead
My icy fingers claw your back
Here I come again!

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin
Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on my hands and I don't know where I've been
Once you committed me
Now you've acquitted me
Claiming validity
For your stupidity
I'm chomping at the bit
I'm sharpening the axe
Here I come again
Oh, whoooooa!!!
Sweating bullets

fag :lol

MattJack Oct 17th, 2008 01:39 PM

Megadeth - Sweating Meticallica's Jock

Grislygus Oct 17th, 2008 01:43 PM

My universal dedication was better anyway >:



Cause it's completely true :lol

Dixie Oct 17th, 2008 02:32 PM

I think Kusagi likes the Sweating Bullets video better.
He likes to think of the multiple Mustaines gangbanging him.

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 588372)
I sure wish I didn't start my lab report 13 hours before it was due :( :( :(

I'm up to 29 pages >:

That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

I left a research assignment that was due today until the last minute last night and did a half-assed job...but hey, it's done! Then I didn't study for today's mid-term :(

Edit: Sweating bullets is the best example of why mustaine is a terrible fucking singer and should keep his mouth shut.

MarioRPG Oct 17th, 2008 04:56 PM

MattJack, pedo jokes are ALWAYS appropriate.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 04:58 PM

I'm offended

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 04:59 PM

Offended by the lack of a pic to go with that post

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 05:12 PM


Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 05:12 PM

dude :x

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 05:30 PM

:lol

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 05:36 PM

LS make me feel disgusting

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 05:50 PM

Here is proof that the drawing of Obama on a food stamp is not racist!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/pol...ewsletter.kcal

RaNkeri Oct 17th, 2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 588490)



Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 06:06 PM

I seriously can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 06:07 PM

It should be your new avatar then.

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 06:12 PM

I'm not THAT ugly :(

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 06:20 PM

Yesterday, I had the passing thought... If Scooby-Doo died and then, out of severe emotional trauma, Shaggy ate Scooby's dead body and became a Sith Lord, what would he look like?

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2008 06:21 PM

:)

EDIT: THAT WAS FOR GW NOT FOR YOU. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE PRETTY HIDEOUS TOO.

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2008 06:24 PM

Everyone, guess what?

Guitar Woman's real name is Mitch Bishop. :lol what a fag.

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 588508)
I seriously can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.

i don't get boners to boys

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 06:25 PM

jediscum that was dumb

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 06:27 PM

I never said it wasn't...

Guitar Woman Oct 17th, 2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 588515)
Everyone, guess what?

Guitar Woman's real name is Mitch Bishop. :lol what a fag.

it is?

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2008 06:29 PM

yes.

liquidstatik Oct 17th, 2008 06:29 PM


PAGE BREAK

RaNkeri Oct 17th, 2008 06:37 PM

lingua speciem involutam praebet, sed sat cito eam comprehendes

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 06:38 PM

I really doubt GW's real name is Mitch Bishop... that would be too easy... y'know, like "hey thar Bitch Mishop" or "Bitch Ketchup"

RaNkeri Oct 17th, 2008 06:40 PM

jediscum that was dumb

kahljorn Oct 17th, 2008 06:45 PM

for some reason this thread really made me crave cucumber :(

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 06:46 PM

yeah, but not as dumb as walking home in a hailstorm

I should've just stayed at that diner or called a taxi

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 06:48 PM

I'm Drunk. Amuse me....?

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 06:49 PM

No. you don't post enough.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 06:49 PM

Sorry, I stopped being unemployed

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 06:58 PM

Great, I killed chat.

Go about your business. I'll go away.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:01 PM

I busy thinking about you giving me a handjob.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:03 PM

You'll have to swim over, remember?

kahljorn Oct 17th, 2008 07:04 PM

LOL LOOK A LADY ASND HE SAID SOMETHING ASBOUT SEX WITH HERS LOL

i bet she wasn't expecting that!

tadao you truly do live your life on the edge of propriety.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:05 PM

I'm a global pimp.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:06 PM

Good stuff.

See you in 5 minutes then, yeah?

kahljorn Oct 17th, 2008 07:06 PM

more like a global simp but whatever

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 588564)
Good stuff.

See you in 5 minutes then, yeah?

Better have my money bitch.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:11 PM

Student Loan. I'm covered...

RaNkeri Oct 17th, 2008 07:12 PM

I think I'll spent the rest of the night with H.P Lovecraft.



In my bed :conspiracy

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:16 PM

RankeRi doesn't like talking to hot raver babes.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:21 PM

Aw. why not?

I'm a hippy art student really.


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