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kahljorn Oct 17th, 2008 07:23 PM

that changes everything

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Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:26 PM

Why?

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:27 PM

How do you feel about the Grateful Dead getting back together for Obama, so called hippy.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:28 PM

Ok, you got me.

I'm just a tree-hugging raver.
(Shame)

Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 07:32 PM

Don't go making fun of trees. I took a dendrology class last year!

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:32 PM

Much sexier than hippies.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:33 PM

Good stuff.
Though, why I take a course that involves so much paper, I dunno.
My work upsets me.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:35 PM

It CAN be recycled.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:37 PM

Only after it'sbeen marked and concidered for my degree.In 4 years.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 07:41 PM

Boycott it with poster board.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 07:44 PM

No, that would confuse them. Itsonly 3 weeks into the course, and the tutors are already disorganised.

Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 08:01 PM

My dendrology course involved note cards and nothing more.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 08:01 PM

Tutors are never kept in the loop, it would prove that teachers aren't needed when you have a book.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 08:03 PM

I don't have a book either. Just industrial sewing machines and dangerous chemicals.

good times.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 08:05 PM

Malakoff cocktails!

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 08:07 PM

Not that kind of chemicals.

I dont think.
erm...

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 08:13 PM

Are you making a new line of clothes? Ecstasy friendship bracelets?

Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 08:13 PM

Molotov?

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 08:19 PM

Why would you were them as a bracelet? They'd get sweaty.

Tadao Oct 17th, 2008 08:26 PM

I'm sure it would get into your bloodstream by the time someone plays the Ramones vrs Chemical Brothers remix.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 08:29 PM

Dont be revolting.

I'm not a chav raver.
Or is chav not used outside England?

Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 08:33 PM

DEF. NOT.

ElPila666 Oct 17th, 2008 09:19 PM

England is awesome! :(

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 09:22 PM

oh. is it?

ElPila666 Oct 17th, 2008 09:23 PM

Yeah specially falklands :(

ElPila666 Oct 17th, 2008 09:30 PM

i think i'm hippie, i ain't do shit for living i took a lot of dopes and i'm always naked. Oh man idk what too doo :'(

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 09:32 PM

Have your ear pierced, wear a bell on it, have loots ofsex.

WhiteRat Oct 17th, 2008 09:35 PM

Scotch tape works well as a makeshift bandage.

ElPila666 Oct 17th, 2008 09:43 PM


Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 09:44 PM

lokk out theres' a vampire here!!!!

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 09:49 PM

Ooh. I'm aroused.

Aaarg Oct 17th, 2008 09:50 PM

but all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity like emptiness in harmony i need someone to comfort me

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 09:53 PM

I'm drunk. This is too complex a sentence.

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:00 PM

Homeward Bound - Simon & Garfunkel

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 17th, 2008 10:01 PM

Why is everyone always drunk on the internet?

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 10:03 PM

It's the place depressed people turn when drunkenly in need of friends.

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:05 PM

I'mnot drunk.

Yet.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 10:06 PM

Oh. Do youlive near me? I've still got a few cans left.

WhiteRat Oct 17th, 2008 10:06 PM

I'm going to be moving into my new place under the cover of darkness. Then I will be drunk.

Shrubfest Oct 17th, 2008 10:13 PM

Too drunk an depressed. Goodnight all.

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:25 PM

I drink only whiskey - bourbon, rye, irish, scotch ... preferably all in the same bottle.

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:26 PM

I also live in the states - a little more than across town.

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 10:44 PM

mmmm whisky

Sam Oct 17th, 2008 10:50 PM

RUM AND WHISKEY ARE MY FAVORITES >:

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:51 PM

What's your fave?

I'm partial to Laphroiag, although I've been known to knock back a few shots of Woodford Reserve or Jameson's from time to time.

Colonel Flagg Oct 17th, 2008 10:52 PM

Not tonight, though - gotta go to work.

Night all.

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 588680)
RUM AND WHISKEY ARE MY FAVORITES >:

I AM DRINKING RUM RIGHT NOW

Sam Oct 17th, 2008 11:04 PM

Jack Daniel's is always on hand, and Bushmills and Jameson's are always hanging around.

When I am real broke I go for the Ancient Age. :(

WHAT KIND OF RUM?

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:05 PM

AND I'VE ONLY DONE JAMESONS SO FAR, I'M STILL DRINKING ON A BUDGET

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:06 PM

is Jack Daniels any good, I've not tried it yet?

Right now I'm on a Captain Morgan kick cause I'M A GIRLY GIRL THAT LIKES THE MILD COCONUTY FLAVOUR

Sam Oct 17th, 2008 11:08 PM

YOU SHOULD TRY SAILOR JERRY'S.

IT IS WAY BETTER THEN THE CAPTAIN.



Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:13 PM

OOOOH I LOVE SAILOR JERRYS BUT I ONLY HAD SO MUCH TO SPEND. PLUS I ACT REALLY WEIRD WHEN I GET DRUNK ON THAT

Sam Oct 17th, 2008 11:19 PM

I ONCE DRANK A BOTTLE OF ADMIRAL NEILSON'S RUM AND IT WAS SO CHEAP AND SHITTY.

THE LOWER THE RANK OF THE SAILOR THE BETTER THE RUM IS. :(

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:25 PM

EVERYONE KNOWS OFFICERS CAN'T MAKE GOOD DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL INTO PORT AND SHIT.

OR MY GRANDFATHER WHO DRANK SHITTY BEER LIKE IT WAS WATER

Sam Oct 17th, 2008 11:28 PM

MY GRANDFATHER DRANK VODKA AND CALLED IT WATER

executioneer Oct 17th, 2008 11:31 PM

MY GRANDFATHER WORKED IN THE OLYMPIA BEER FACTORY AND THEIR SLOGAN IS "IT'S THE WATER"

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:35 PM

MY ACTUAL GRANDFATHER WAS A DRUNK

OH WAIT SO WAS MY STEPGRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A COMMANDER AND DRANK THE CRAPPY BEER.

I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THEM ACTUALLY DRANK MUCH WATER

Asila Oct 17th, 2008 11:48 PM

;_;

I WANT TO YELL AT PEOPLE

JediScum Oct 17th, 2008 11:59 PM

yer all pussies

when i STOP drinking, Milwaukee's economy collapses

JediScum Oct 18th, 2008 12:04 AM

hey! I found a video of Tadao's Dad fucking his Mom. Pretty sure it's from the 90's because I heard Soundgarden in the background.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 12:07 AM

hmmmm?

Colonel Flagg Oct 18th, 2008 12:49 AM

Yikes, for a minute there I thought you said you found a video of Tadao fucking JOAT's mom.

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 01:10 AM

I tried to post a gif of Tadao but photobucket deletated it :(

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:29 AM

:(

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 01:34 AM

:( :(

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:44 AM

:*

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 01:49 AM

LS you offend me!

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:49 AM

asila will you love me? :<

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 588754)
LS you offend me!

girl boo ;}

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:50 AM

tadao i had no idea you joined this place a year before me :eek

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 01:51 AM

I'm only offended that the close ups a re blurry.

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:51 AM

hows that HKO goin?

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:52 AM

i hear that bro

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 588757)
tadao i had no idea you joined this place a year before me :eek

I didn't know either until someone found my old account.

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:57 AM

sorry vet!

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 01:58 AM

do you think we wuld be friends in real life i bet we would

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:00 AM

I dodged the draft. :x

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:01 AM

I'm pretty sure we would. And it's a good thing for the world that we don't hang out together.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:05 AM

Dead mother w/ pic. Always a nice blow. The soft part was extra awesome.

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 588755)
asila will you love me? :<

NO

I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THAT AS IT IS

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:07 AM

BUT SHOW ME YOUR COCK

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:08 AM

We can hotub tag team her :highfive

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:08 AM

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:09 AM

BUT SHOW ME YOUR COCK TOO

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:10 AM


Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:11 AM

OH GOD TADAO I CAME

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:12 AM

Now show me your tits

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:13 AM

YOU WISH

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:22 AM

SORRY GUSUY I WAS TALKIN TO A LADY I FORGOT ABOUT YOU D:

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 588774)
BUT SHOW ME YOUR COCK

you got aim? ;D

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:26 AM

I do!

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:30 AM

NO

SHOW ME YOUR COCK ON MY TERMS >:

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:41 AM

ih ave enough infrractions as it is sorry :(

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:43 AM

I wish we could see each others infractions :(

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:47 AM


Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:50 AM

MY COLLECTION IS INCOMPLETE :(

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:52 AM

all mine are totally unfair >:

and the sexist/racist/etc didn't really count D:

Sam Oct 18th, 2008 02:53 AM

HOW DO YOU SEE YOUR INFRACTIONS :(

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:54 AM

User Control Panel

Sam Oct 18th, 2008 02:55 AM

I MUST NOT HAVE ANY, I DON'T SEE ANY. :(


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