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RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 12:58 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 01:05 PM

Good work, Ranny-K! :D

Keep that up an you might recover from the Tyttobakteeri. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597507)
Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

You got everyone on here? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597420)
if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed :(

This was my thinking until that dirty ape DWP started being all street at me. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 597407)
I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

This is too complicated. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blasted Child (Post 597479)
I think anyone who earns a decent amount of money shouldn't have to put up with such an awkward position. Just get your own place, really

I think anyone with a decent amount of dick can suck themselves off without getting into an awkward position. Just go at your own pace, really :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 597470)
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO >: >: >: >:

Ban him! :rawr
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597508)
I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).

Basically?

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 01:19 PM

"If you don't shut the fuck up imma shove mah foot so far upyer ass that it'll knock out yer front teeth. Basically."

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 01:20 PM

Awright, Ranky, I can't find that Wycliffe theme on Youtube so you can just quit talking about the damn thing already

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 01:27 PM

It can't be found on youtube. Give me your e-mail and I'll send it to you

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 01:31 PM

Give me your dick and I'd suck it. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597512)
You do know that it wasn't just liberals who voted for Obama, right?

And you do know that it's very rude to act like being "liberal" is some horrid thing you can pin all problems on. I don't accuse newspapers of being "idiotic concervative trash" or anything like that.

Of course you wouldn't, newspapers are all liberal rags used to oppresse the poor into staying poor.
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 597510)
Dude, just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean that they're "lazy".

Ever read Les Miserables? The character Fantine's a very hard worker trying to support herself and her daughter. She's dirt poor because there's a social stigma against being a single mother. In today's world, she'd probably have been under welfare. Would you say she's lazy?

I would, yes.

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 01:43 PM

PUB I'M IN TEXAS WANT 2 MAKE OUT?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 01:53 PM

YES! :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bahmo (Post 597321)
...I got into the cards, and when some dickhead at school ripped up a Pokemon card to show his contempt, I rescued the card and taped it back together. I still have the card; it's Omanyte... ...I masturbate to many of the female human characters...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 597422)
Most of which are minors, you pedophile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bahmo (Post 597436)
Not as though I said I wanted to rape them. But if someone is mature enough to have breasts, she's old enough to be masturbated to. End of story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyHamster (Post 597438)
And so you'd jerk it to a developing 12 year old? ಠ_ಠ

Liquid! LiquidStaaaaaaaatiiiiiik! We have a friend for you!

Be quick, I'm about to ban him for thinking it funny to not mark dog wanking as NSFW.

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 01:59 PM

dude, the Rog is on the facebook.

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:06 PM

Eugh, Facebook

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 02:15 PM

I swear, the only good things to come out of Texas are the Butthole Surfers, Ministry, and Pub Lover.

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:18 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 26th, 2008 02:30 PM

Make sure everyone has a great day drinking...and a great night drinking too. I'm getting fecalfaced tonight.

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 02:41 PM

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 02:42 PM

Yes, Please. :)

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 02:44 PM

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:45 PM

Woah woah woah WHOAH Pedo Bahmo what, where, when, why, how, link pls

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:46 PM

So gus, you want that awesome Wycliffe theme?

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 597401)
I only ran track and field in high school so does that make me a jock or a nerd?

I don't fit in either, I was a swim/water polo guy :( SPEEDO FREAKS

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:48 PM

Did I or did I not accept your challenge over pm? WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR WYCLIFFE IS MADE OF

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 02:48 PM

Gus, there are four in that very post? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597559)
I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

I think I would like to see that.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:48 PM

HOLY SHIT THE QUOTES HAVE LINKS NOW?

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597556)
Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

:high5

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 02:51 PM

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:54 PM

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:55 PM


Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597571)
Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

Oh shit, now I don't know where I put the fucker

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597573)
I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools

Speedos or trunks? Oh wait, Europe, n/m

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:58 PM

Speedos. Trunks are for pussies and faqs

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 02:59 PM

Ok gus, I sent you some mail

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:00 PM

I agree as far as lap times go, I agree, I am quite glad that a certain large percentage of the American population disagrees

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:03 PM

Now I'm intrigued, Rank, it's like a bizarre combination of Public Access Television music and Dark Shadows shoved into actual class and taste

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:04 PM

Apparently it's "not cool" to wear speedos in europe because "they look gay". Thus all the "cool kids" use trunks

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:06 PM

Huh? I thought trunks and board shorts were only for mongrel, slavering, overweight American rebels

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597582)
Now I'm intrigued, Rank, it's like a bizarre combination of Public Access Television music and Dark Shadows shoved into actual class and taste

;)

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597583)
Apparently it's "not cool" to wear speedos in europe because "they look gay". Thus all the "cool kids" use trunks

Thank god finally!

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:07 PM

Well by trunks I also mean these "swimming shorts" all the cool teens use in American tv series

EDIT:

And apparently Board Shorts are the same as "swimming shorts"

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:09 PM

Nah nah nah, swim trunks are for the common folk, anyone who wears board shorts and isn't a surfer is a poser faggot

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:11 PM

Well in that case majority of Finnish male teens are poser faggots


WHICH IS TRUE :lol

ElPila666 Nov 26th, 2008 03:22 PM


Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:24 PM

What the fuck is that

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:25 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:26 PM

DBZ's Trunks. He fucked his mom?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597581)
Flyguy, the most important thing is to stay happy and alive. Drink if you have the liver, smoke if you have the lungs, and try to stay away from the shit that you can O.D. on.

Like love? :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 597588)
I used to live in the South West. Somewhere called Frome, about 10 miles out of Bath. It was shit.

I've been to Frome. :x

It was nicer than were I lived at the time. >:

Bridgwater. :lol

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:27 PM

LUUUURVE IS THE LONLIEST MINDFUCK THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE
LOVE IS THE LONELIEST, LOVE IS THE LONELIEST

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597576)
Oh shit, now I don't know where I put the fucker

YOU BITCH

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:31 PM

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'LL LET YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597606)
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'LL LET YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND

:eek

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 03:37 PM



>:

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:39 PM

Naw, that was last night, she's with her folks right now

HERE, you can have a first look at a favor I'm doing for a friend while I look for the wheelchair picture




It's tentative title is "Our Glorious Chairman Andy Destroying The Lesser Wasteful Imperialists"

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:42 PM

So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I'm the latter, I've never been into competing, mostly because it seems to turn majority of people into assholes who either diss you if you lose or back stab you if you win. >:

Back in the days I used to be a member in the competitor team but I resigned, after my 3rd coach hinted that I should participate in the competitions or GTFO because "We're supposed to compete, not play around". This was hilarious, because the previous coaches had nothing against it that I wouldn't attend any competitions.

Apparently it's wrong to exercise a sport just because you love it, you have to aim for gold and glory 24/7

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:43 PM


Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597616)
So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I was competitive all four years of high school, then I moved here and the only pool around is an indoor one at an athletic club that hasn't been touched by chlorine in five centuries. Only two years later, I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597621)
I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

PICZPLZKTHNX! :orgasm

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:53 PM

The speedos have been disposed of a long time ago, for the good of humanity

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:54 PM

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 03:56 PM

Hopefully, every pair was eventually burned by the lumbering, unfathomable complex that it the American Waste Disposal system

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597628)
Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! PLZ PLZ PLZ! PICS PLZKTHNX! :wank

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 04:14 PM

BURNED, DUMPED IN HEAPS OF REFUSE AND BURNED, NEVER TO BE SEEN BY MANKIND EVER AGAIN

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:44 PM


RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 04:46 PM

So P.L Verne, how many page breaks is it required for me to get rid of Tyttöbakteeri?

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 04:47 PM

That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 04:48 PM

Wait, what the fuck is Tittybacteria? Does it cause SIDS

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:54 PM

Exactly what titty bacteria sounds like, Gus. Girl Germs! Cooties! :eek

Ranny-K, You've gott it pretty bad, so we'll play it be ear, ok?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597650)
That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

I know! :eek :stalk

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:57 PM

Shrub is so great. <3

Heart Shrub!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart Shrub sooooo much! <3

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 04:58 PM

WITH MY DICK! :eek

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 05:00 PM

I wanna trim her bushes!

liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 05:36 PM

I want to eat her pussY :eek

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 05:42 PM


Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 05:42 PM

Oh fuck, I forgot to do the thing that prevents those white lines. :x

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 05:43 PM



Stop being such a fork, Verne :rolleyes

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 06:13 PM

NONONO!

Happy times!

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 06:17 PM

G'NIGHT Y'ALL :rolleyes

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 06:22 PM

I need my prostate checked Shrub.

Shrubfest Nov 26th, 2008 06:28 PM

I gots a nice pointy stick.

My fingers aren't as threatening as Glowbellys.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 06:29 PM


Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 06:32 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597643)
when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
:rolleyes

I like when I forget to drink. I shoulkd do that more often though. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597662)
have you guys ever seen those symbols on t he doors of aa and na places?

it's probably magic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597671)
It probably has to do with trinity and jesus.

That is cold science, baby. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597687)
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said


What wrong with your version? :x

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 06:41 PM

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

DevilWearsPrada Nov 26th, 2008 06:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU

Wyclef theme?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)
Fucking Rankeri


NO FUCKING RANKERI! HE HAS TYTTOBAKTEERI!

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 06:48 PM


I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA




haha I just caught what you named that

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597692)
What wrong with your version? :x

How do you mean? :orgasm

DevilWearsPrada Nov 26th, 2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596802)
If you HAVE to keep posting on I-mockery, please stay out of Loveline.
You're unfunnier than me, and that's so not cool.

If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 07:07 PM

yeah, what a dyke

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 07:09 PM

totally

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 07:11 PM

CiG's so gay, she doesn't need to shuck oysters and clams, she just coaxes them into opening

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597700)
How do you mean? :orgasm


You made this one. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 597704)
If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

Haha, way to Pub Lover it up, DWP. :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597698)

I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA


YOU SHOULD!

MattJack Nov 26th, 2008 07:33 PM

I like how the motor boat hicky dusnt rly move on that grl

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 07:39 PM

That was what I centred on when I made it. :x

Best boob jiggle vs head alignment. :x

:x

:x

<3

:x

MattJack Nov 26th, 2008 07:45 PM

my eyes can't get off that red mark between her fun bags. I honestly just go straight to the red mark for some reason.

i swear it's not bcuz of the ti*s

plz believe me

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 597151)
I'm not a fan of bacon.

:meat

I love the taste and smell of bacon.

I love breeding, housing, and feeding pigs.

I love killing and gutting pigs most of all because it is almost time to eat bacon.

I wish I still ate meat. :(

:meat

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 07:50 PM

Because I suck at it pub

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 07:52 PM

Oh do you mean I didn't crop out the bottom and right on one of the pics?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 07:55 PM

I loled when I noticed the bottom right corner because I had been looking at the picture for twenty minutes by that point.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 07:59 PM

I didn't notice it even after Tadao mentioned it

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 07:59 PM

Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 08:05 PM

SO, uh, none of my friends warned me that the new Kevin Smith movie actually showed anything, I figured the porno part would have been dealt with like the Donkey Show in the second one... and guess who wanted me to take her to see it

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:09 PM

Wait! You see a nude Seth Rogen? >:

I am so close to pretending to like hjim now that it's cool to hate him. :(

:scene
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597719)
Because I suck at it pub

You so do not, and if you did... PICZPLZKTHNX
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597725)
Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

<3 Shrub :(

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:11 PM

Hey Danny, wanna know which of your mannarisms I find annoying? :eek

They're the ones I steal. ;(

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 08:13 PM

I never, ever wanted to think that I would see his ass

It was unrelentingly dull, so we would start getting a lot more comfortable and then the movie would suddenly and completely kill any mood we had going

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:22 PM

I just shattered an unopened bottle of beer. >:

It is the second bottle I've knocked over this week. :(

I have a brown stain onmy living room carpet from the open bottle I spastically let spill.

This new one annoys me slightly more as I at least got one damn sip out of the one I poured out for my carpet homies.



I am an alcoholic. :(


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