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MetalMilitia Nov 26th, 2008 08:25 PM

At least you didn't burn your house down. That would be worse I think.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:27 PM

If I did then I wouldn't have to worry about ot long, Buddy.

Hey Esteban, is it cos of your missus that you don't have a cat?

MetalMilitia Nov 26th, 2008 08:37 PM

Nope, our letting agreement dictates that we not have any pets. Also our flat is up on the top floor so the cat wouldn't be able to go outside :/

:themoreyouknow

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:42 PM

Yeah, roll on Flying Cats. :tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krythor (Post 597720)
I have quite a few friends from Frome; at least that's relatively close to Bristol. I'm near Land's End for God's sake.

What is it like there?

I haven't been passed Padstow because I was warned that you're all sister-rapers beyond that point.

And I am one fine sister. Right, Pac-man?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 08:46 PM


Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 08:53 PM


Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 08:56 PM

These are the days when you can buy a turkey baster and not get weird looks.

MetalMilitia Nov 26th, 2008 08:58 PM

and other miscellaneous Christmas accessories!

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 09:11 PM

DONE



Wheelchair pic not found yet, Sorry Fathom :(


So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 09:17 PM

I think I may use that just because.

WhiteRat Nov 26th, 2008 09:18 PM

Commando is on AMC right now. If they could go back and re-do the Oscars again, this movie would win Best Picture hands down.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597745)
So, why the fuckyall gotta be so damn dull all the time

This is me being scintillating. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597745)

What building is that?

It looks a bit like my shitty sky tower. :(


Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 09:25 PM

That particular one is the particularly boring tower in (I think) Toronto

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 09:25 PM

Now I remember, it's the Canadian National Tower and it is in TOronto

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 09:39 PM

I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:

Hey, hey guys! I'm buddies with Asila and she is on a magical mystery tour at the moment. She just sent me an email of this pic:

Do you really have this sorta thing? I thought it was GTA1 making crap up. :lol

Stupid Ameica. :lol

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597756)
I hate that my country built one of those shitty generic towers in the 70s/80s as if it would distinguish their skyline for the rest of the world. Built something fucking unique, you cunts. >:l

They built it in the 90's. :lol


Stupid hick country. >:



I am so fuckjing dr4unk.

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:25 PM

TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597767)
TADAO

I UPLOADED YOUR DAMNED PICS

CHECK THE SPORTS FORUM

:orgasm


orgasm unseen

you are so hot kitsa


I want you to have my babies. oh shit that took so long to type that I'm crying, so rroy. :(

:( :(

typing :( doesn't sjhhow my :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597572)
You know, it occurs to me that Internet Syndrome may be an actual, unidentified mental disorder. Pedophiliac tendencies, repugnant social behavior, and a desperate need for a "minor" mental disorder (Asperger's IS LOW LEVEL AUTISM, you retards, you can't get LOW LEVEL low level autism, you're just a socially awkward loser) to explain their inexplicably pathetic behavior

I have that :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597575)
And what the hell was with that Final Fantasy 9, I played for an entire damned disk before I realized that I didn't give two tin shits about anything happening in the whole game

:x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597605)
I wouldn't know, I never play that whiny, bighaired death by command menu crap (Except for Legend of Dragoon, okay, I'll admit that one in an instant). It's like you always have those nerd friends that are always BLAH BLAH BLAAAARGH FINAL FANTASY and then you actually try one, and it annoys the fuck out of you and you went and wasted sixty damn dollars

Legend of Dragoon? Email me that, k?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 597663)
1, 6, and 7 are the only good Final Fantasies. Everything else is shitwaffles.

lol, baby you crazy.
Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 597668)
Fuck you GW, 5 is awesome >:

haha :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyHamster (Post 597688)
Practically no story (presented poorly), very little direction, battle system was .. well, obvious knock off of a D&D system (but that should come as to no surprise)...over all, the games execution was bleh.
Anyone with half a brain could find that game was easy.

GW doesn't have have half a brain, is why I love her.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 597699)
Megaman 9 is such a piece of shit the cutscenes are so badly directed and there are no androgynous villans with 20 foot swords to fight

You're a smart girl. Love you. ;)


Jokes make my real emotions hide better.

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:32 PM

stop being drunk, pub, you're making an ass of yourself.

liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 10:36 PM

STOP BEING A BITCH KITSA, YOU'RE MAKING A BITCH OF YOURSELF

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 10:37 PM

Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:37 PM

:D

Truly. ;)



Sorry. :(

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:39 PM

LIQUID: YOU'RE JUST MAD I'M NOT 9.

liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 10:40 PM

YOU'RE JUST MAD I WON'T BEND YOU OVER AND BUST ONE BUT YOU ARE A UGLY HEFFER AND I GOT STANDARDS

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:41 PM

SEE YOU ON DATELINE

liquidstatik Nov 26th, 2008 10:42 PM

SEE YOU FROM THE GOOD SIDE OF THIS RIFLE

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 10:45 PM

SEE YOU AT THE ASS-END OF NOWHERE

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEeW73gVhA

I have half a mind to order this from Diabolique DVD

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597774)
Kitsa is a cute red head, I don't like most, but she would look great in pigtails and a babydoll.

I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well. If only I could give her that back. :(

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597784)
I like her because she looks & seems like a good woman and mother & would serve me well.

Those girls can be pretty dirty :yum

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 10:57 PM

She isn't as dirty as me, and I need that purity in my life.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 11:56 PM

Well, Secret Santa's done. Like my guy'll even begin to comprehend how awesome his gift is >:

Misdemonar Nov 27th, 2008 12:01 AM

MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597776)
I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

Because you couldn't consiously do murder, but you could follow a previous plan that involved unconsious murder. :kisses

pac-man Nov 27th, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 597829)
MY PRESENT BEATS ALL OF YOURS
IM SENDING MY GUY DRUGS



"(he's) gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 597820)



:lol

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 597815)
My apologies, I stand corrected.

Funny how the Democrats took the fewest, eh Kulturekampf?

That would be because democrats are slackers and liars.

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 597694)
Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

;)

Whoelse wants hear the Wycliffe theme?

WhiteRat Nov 27th, 2008 09:40 AM

My piss was nearly brown today.

Dixie Nov 27th, 2008 10:11 AM

Butt piss?

Oh Happy Thanksgiving guys.
I have to go and ruin mine by visiting my family.
See ya!

MetalMilitia Nov 27th, 2008 10:23 AM

You're probably dehydrated.

Shrubfest Nov 27th, 2008 10:28 AM

MM, what shall we celebrate today instead of thanksgiving?

MetalMilitia Nov 27th, 2008 10:47 AM

I checked wikipedia and not much happened today. Bruce Lee was born though.

So happy Bruce Lee's birthday. I'm going to celebrate by punching some wood in twain.

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 10:59 AM

I've never seen a movie by Bruce Lee, I should probably fix that :(


Oh wait, nevermind, I've seen few episodes of Green Hornet

pac-man Nov 27th, 2008 12:59 PM



Happy Bruce Lee's birthday to all those celebrating. Remember the reason for the season.

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 01:31 PM

I drank way too much last night. :x

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 01:33 PM

Bruce Lee would fuck the Indians up.

BLEU Nov 27th, 2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597885)

Man, Chuck Norris used to be so hot. What happened.

Shrubfest Nov 27th, 2008 02:29 PM

Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 597899)
Oi, Pub.

where's this dick love you promised?

:eek

Did I really? :x

Dang, ok. Hold on.
Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 597882)
I guess being an asspie also makes you look like a hobo.

But not all hobo looking people are asspies? Please? :(

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 02:50 PM


liquidstatik Nov 27th, 2008 04:01 PM

not enough spin

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2008 04:03 PM

So, it's nine am and I just finished my first beer of the day. Yesterday I didn't start till 12. ;D

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2008 04:26 PM

Whoa, Rick Astley.

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 04:53 PM

going on beer run now, I would publish my web cam so you can watch me drink if I knew a free place to do it :(

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2008 04:57 PM

RECORD LIVE ON YOUTUBE

RaNkeri Nov 27th, 2008 04:58 PM

I always knew that Tadao is a camwhore :rolleyes

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 05:18 PM

I don't see a record live on youtube area.

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 597892)
Congratulations for managing to reach your fans expectations, Mister Burbank.

Like I said before, I challenge him to write the worst piece of shit ever. All those ass kissing drones will call him a genius and a god. I have nothing againg Max or his work, bt his fans make me ill.

Dixie Nov 27th, 2008 10:04 PM

Today was so awesome.
Dinner was just me, Jim and my parents.
My sister didn't even talk to me.
FUCK YES!

I also made a hand puppet out of a turkey carcass but my mother refused to take a picture of it. :(

Best Thanksgiving Ever.

Guitar Woman Nov 27th, 2008 10:08 PM

worst holiday

Tadao Nov 27th, 2008 10:35 PM

You have a sister? Is she hawt too?

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2008 12:07 AM

I like 70's Battlestar Galactica, it is fun. :(

I tell myself I should like the new one. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597936)
Like I said before, I challenge him to write the worst piece of shit ever. All those ass kissing drones will call him a genius and a god. I have nothing againg Max or his work, bt his fans make me ill.

He sounded like a subpar Lewis Black. :(

But that is how I always imagined it would be, so I like that?

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 597993)

Posting that outside the Chatroom is a bannable offense for sexual harrassment. ;(

Tadao Nov 28th, 2008 01:55 AM

You know you want to see that everywhere now. He has such a tight little mouth.

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2008 02:17 AM

There is only one place I want to see that mouth.

WhiteRat Nov 28th, 2008 03:49 AM

Anyone else llike the Dutch Boy style haircut?

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2008 04:47 AM

Page boy.

RaNkeri Nov 28th, 2008 05:02 AM

Who the hell is that? :/

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 10:59 AM

Oh dear. I'm spending far too much time here.

Even though there's noone talking.
Depressing.

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2008 11:25 AM

You can do better, Lady.

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598030)
Who the hell is that? :/

One of the new people. :newbie

Just look at it's tranlucent skin and barely formed features! :hypno

Total Pod Person. :eek

Asila Nov 28th, 2008 03:52 PM

I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR AND I'M SICK >: ALSO THANK YOU FOR DUBBING IT THAT PUB I LIKE IT

RaNkeri Nov 28th, 2008 04:04 PM

Your magical mystery tour? :x

pac-man Nov 28th, 2008 04:08 PM

The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade brought out Rick Astley to Rickroll a music number by some puppets.

:x

RaNkeri Nov 28th, 2008 04:08 PM


Asila Nov 28th, 2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598088)
Your magical mystery tour? :x

Yes both those things

Neen Nov 28th, 2008 04:32 PM



:lol Emo vamp pussies as told by a Mormon.

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 04:36 PM

I wish I had cake.

And alcohol.



And friends.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 04:41 PM

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE THINGS. :(

RaNkeri Nov 28th, 2008 04:43 PM

I only have alcohol :(



and chips :(

Tadao Nov 28th, 2008 04:44 PM

Alcohol is my friend.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 04:46 PM

WE ALL HAVE A PART, BUT IF WE SHARED WE'D HAVE ALL THREE. :tear

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 04:47 PM

I dont have any.

Will you share anyway?

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 04:48 PM

YES.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 04:48 PM

I AM A GIVER.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 04:49 PM

LIKE THAT TREE I READ ABOUT.

RaNkeri Nov 28th, 2008 04:54 PM

I can be your friend shrub.

I'd prefer the kind of friendship with sexual tension between us :x

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 04:57 PM

All my friendships have that.

Isnt that what friendship means?
That and being slated to your face, but it hurts less cos then they say 'I'm only joking, you know that, right?'

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 05:00 PM

Don't forget about sharing the alcohol and cake. :(

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 05:01 PM

Oh yeah.

And drunken cheese and crackers.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 05:08 PM

This sounds like a party planning session.

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 05:10 PM

J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand. :(

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 05:11 PM

AKA MY BIRTHDAY :(

Tadao Nov 28th, 2008 05:12 PM

Sounds more like awkwardness on a couch. May I suggest you two get together with Gin and Porno instead?

kahljorn Nov 28th, 2008 05:13 PM

I'm so high on life guys

pac-man Nov 28th, 2008 05:16 PM

I'm high on weed.

kahljorn Nov 28th, 2008 05:19 PM

me too :(

WhiteRat Nov 28th, 2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

NEW YORK — Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened Friday.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened. The cause of death was not immediately known.
A police statement says a throng of shoppers "physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground."
Police also say a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., in Bentonville, Ark., would not confirm the reports of a stampede during the day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, but said a "medical emergency" caused them to close the store.

god bless america

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 06:15 PM

I was reading about that and someone was saying while the medical team was working on him people were rushing past them and bumping into them. :(


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