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pac-man Dec 3rd, 2008 02:40 AM

You just want me to yourself.

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

I am not playing that game anymore. >:

:x

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 02:45 AM

Maybe the other guy really is gay?

pac-man Dec 3rd, 2008 02:45 AM

:\

:rolleyes

:tear

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 02:46 AM

Shit, Pacman got ahold of some crack and is speed posting.

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 03:00 AM

You can do better than Jeanette, P-M. That ass is crazy.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599325)
Maybe the other guy really is gay?

Not as far as his girlfriend is concerned.

She was annoyed at the guy's behaviour, so I switched to hitting on her & that made her feel so sick that she told her bf to carry on. :lol


I HATE MY LIFE I HOPE I GET SOME BALLS AND KILL MY SELF >:

Haha, goodtimes. :)

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 03:16 AM

The fun never stops!

pac-man Dec 3rd, 2008 03:17 AM

It wasn't crack, Tadao. I only do power cocaine. Crack is whack!

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 04:00 AM

Thank god, I hate t when black people get crack lips.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2008 04:36 AM

I have to take my fucking piece of shit car to get fixed again tomorrow. The D/S rear turn signal doesn't work at all and the D/S front turn signal blinks twice as fast. Fucking sick of the shit.

If it wasn't for the warranty I'd belt someone at the dealerships lip open with a haymaker.

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 08:16 AM

Did there used to be a food forum here? I think I remember one but I could've been a dream.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 08:25 AM

I remember the first time I saw a real-life crack whore.

It was outside a fast-food place in Detroit; I needed to go to the bathroom badbad and there was a huge delay getting across the bridge to Ontario.

It was a horrible area.

I came out of the bathroom and there was this spindly lady right outside. She looked exactly...and I mean EXACTLY...like the Dave Chappelle character. White lips and everything, all scratching herself....nasty.

I remember thinking "Wow, a real crack whore!"

And then I got out of there and into Windsor and checked into a hotel and took a hot shower with lots of soap.

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 08:28 AM

MM, yeah it was Ska and Food I think.

Kitsa, I was homeless in San Francisco for a little while and I stayed at shelters. I saw that everyday, It was the strangest looking thing, people think Dave is overdoing it, but it is exactly how it is huh?

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 08:34 AM

Yeah.

My medschool was in downtown Gary, Indiana. GARY, INDIANA.

It was a thin slice of hell getting there. When you come down the main drag toward campus, it was an absolute nightmare. People there just think differently from most people.

I saw lots of whores, crack and otherwise, and some pimps. They used our library to come in off the street and go #2 :( One was cleaning up in the sink.

One time we were at a stoplight and a bunch of Nation of Islam guys came over and started pounding on our car window. I'm not sure what we did wrong, but it was scary. :(

I want to stress it wasn't a black-white thing...it's just that people in Gary have a different way of looking at things. Not a very positive outlook, let's just say that.

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 08:52 AM

I used to live near there around 1988. Bourbon, IN

http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=41....2=gary%2C%20in

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 12:22 PM

lol, CiG's camwhore pic got removed from Photobucket for breaking their terms of service. It's a shame more "post your picture here" images aren't that obscene.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 12:23 PM

LOL tadao, that sucks.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 12:30 PM

I just managed to spend 95% of this month's pay in 2 hours.

Rent, Grocery Store, Vet, Insurance Premium.

Gone.

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 01:04 PM

Nothing was showing in that picture dammit!
I HAD CLOTHES ON!

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 01:09 PM

For what it's worth, I thought it was a DAMNED FINE PICTURE!, despite what the photobucket police thought.

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599418)
I just managed to spend 95% of this month's pay in 2 hours.

Me also, except sometimes it takes less than 2 hours. On-line banking is wonderful for bill-paying, yet sucks for saving. :(

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 01:12 PM

For Cig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRLRC0Yd0K8

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 01:12 PM

I'm having a test tomorrow, I think I should study :/

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2008 01:38 PM

Instead of studying you should just enter class tomorrow smug and with your chest puffed out so that everyone else will be intimidated :x

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599433)

I LOVE UFO!!!!
:D

I'm glad yall enjoyed the pictures, even if they weren't for yall.



I'm sorry Kitsa :(
Bills suck. But you have a place to live for another month. That's good right?

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2008 01:42 PM

Oh what, HIS ufo reference gets a thumbs up while my drunken, creepy mixtape track list gets zilch, whatever

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 599445)
Oh what, HIS ufo reference gets a thumbs up while my drunken, creepy mixtape track list gets zilch, whatever

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously.

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2008 01:50 PM

I can't remember :(

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2008 01:52 PM

I'm a failure

MattJack Dec 3rd, 2008 02:00 PM

i came in here expecting boner hug

i'm sad now

Asila Dec 3rd, 2008 02:03 PM

That was a coupla days ago

MattJack Dec 3rd, 2008 02:04 PM

i'm alwayz a day l8 and a dollar short

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 02:10 PM

I was making custard tarts and rolling leftover dough in my hands and there was this teeny tiny metal shaving in it.

I've already baked a batch of tart shells and now I'm paranoid, I don't know if I found the only bit of metal or if there are more. I didn't -see- any others but now I'm freaking out.

And was it from the store-bought dough or the cutters I used?

:(

MarioRPG Dec 3rd, 2008 02:24 PM

Remember that curb your enthusiasm with the boner hug? That's one of the two episodes I've seen.

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 02:26 PM

Curb Your Enthusiasm is a great show...

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599456)
I was making custard tarts and rolling leftover dough in my hands and there was this teeny tiny metal shaving in it.

WHO CARES, FILE A LAWSUIT! WIN BUCKETS OF DOUGH! PAIN AND SUFFERING AND EMOTIONAL TRAUMA! :domo

Srsly, can you take a photo to scale? I might be able to ease your mind if I can see what we're chatting about. :)

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 02:38 PM

I tossed it :(

It looked like a small curl of metal. I was afraid it might have come off one of the cookie-cutters I was using.

I'm OCD and once I get it in my head to worry about stuff like this I can't stop.

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2008 02:39 PM

found it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 596182)
THE OFFICIL GRISLYGUS ROMANTIC MIX TAPRE TRACK LIST NOT FOR PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS
SHOW THE WOMAN OF THE LIFE YOU LOVE HER THROUGHT CREEPY LYRICS

1. ROCK BOTTOM-
UFO
2. MAGIC POTION- THE OPEN MIND
3. EVIL WOMAN- BLACK SABBATH (ozzy only!!!)
4. I AM THE HUNTER- SHADOWS OF KNIGHT
5. PROWLER- iRON mAIDEN
6. WHISKEY BAR- THE DOORS
7. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER- HENDRIX

thassa piecart, that is

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599471)
I tossed it :(

It looked like a small curl of metal. I was afraid it might have come off one of the cookie-cutters I was using.

SUE THE COOKIE CUTTER COMPANY!!! :p

I'm guessing it was about 1-2mm in length; IMO, the cookie cutters are an unlikely source for a curly shard of metal (most likely aluminum - steel would be much harder to cut). Were you using dough from a tube or a tin? Metallic fragments can be generated from opening an end of the tube (usually sealed with a soft metal slug) or from either end of the tin (usually aluminum). Could the "metal" actually be a piece of the metalized paper used as the body of the tin?

In any event, all food products have to be GRAS per the 23 CFR 175 blah blah blah (I forget the exact reference, can look it up if needed). In all likliehood the piece is too small to engender any type of reaction upon accidental ingestion. If it did then the individual so affected would probably have many other allergic reactions as well.

Bottom line - don't worry about it.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 03:21 PM

:)

It was prerolled, but not in an aluminum lined tube. It was in a plastic sleeve in a cardboard box.

I'm -hoping- that was the only metal curl in the batch. I inspected the rest closely and didn't see a hint of metal or any darkness in the dough.



RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 03:27 PM

Shower

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Add ACDC's Night Prowler that Gus ;)
A good selection though!

I don't know what to say about metal shavings in dough, but you can send all your baked goods to me and I'll test them for you. :)

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 03:31 PM

lol

I think it was probably just a freak thing, the rest looked fine, I checked everything (and when I check things, I check them well)

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 03:36 PM

So, no lawsuit? :(

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 03:47 PM

man, what's with the shitty threads these days? >:

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2008 03:48 PM

Since when have there not been shitty threads

executioneer Dec 3rd, 2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 599403)
:lol

She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much. :\

(sorry for the off-topic response :( )

i'm not pissed i'm just trying to convince her to post elsewhere! this message board is not for kids :eek :eek

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 03:59 PM

So when do we get to unmask Sparkelz?
There's no way she can be real.

Crimson Ghost Dec 3rd, 2008 04:13 PM

Robot?

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 04:14 PM

She met the love of her life on-line 2 years ago, and she's 15. 'nuff said.

Supafly345 Dec 3rd, 2008 04:17 PM


Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 599498)
So when do we get to unmask Sparkelz?
There's no way she can be real.

Anyone seen Liquid lately? :hmmmmm

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 04:50 PM

PEE PEE TIME!

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 05:05 PM

drink

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 05:05 PM

water

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 05:13 PM

Drinking water is what makes me pee all the time!
I have epic pees.

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 05:14 PM

diabeetus?

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 05:23 PM

Where are your testing supplies? For the diabeetus.

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 05:26 PM

No diabeetus yet.
Just lots and lots of water.

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 05:27 PM

experience, buddy.

If she drinks a lot pees great amounts and happens to feel tired it is reasonable to suspect diabetes. I went through the same when I was 3

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 05:36 PM

When I'm tired it's because I'm staying up til 5AM.
I drink alot of water by choice, not because I'm thirsty.
Though on Friday nights Miller Lite makes me pee in friend's yards.

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 05:39 PM

Please let her be real :(

RaNkeri Dec 3rd, 2008 05:52 PM

sleep

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 05:56 PM

I accidentally sat on one of my cats just now :(

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599540)
I accidentally sat on one of my cats just now :(

That made me laugh.
Alot.

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 06:01 PM

So you're a cat sitter?

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 06:06 PM

Evidently.

She can run really fast.

Crimson Ghost Dec 3rd, 2008 06:09 PM

Is sitting on your cat different than when your sat sits on you?

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 06:10 PM

several pounds worth of different, yes.

Dixie Dec 3rd, 2008 06:27 PM

EWWWW
Seamus' pink thing just popped out for a minute.

Crimson Ghost Dec 3rd, 2008 06:30 PM

Red Rocket

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2008 06:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deNG0SW3aDk

DevilWearsPrada Dec 3rd, 2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparklez (Post 599352)
Dear person I dont care about: So what if I put it? Its not harming you is it?
Let people be and mind your own business

>:





I like new girl :)

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 07:31 PM

I like her, but her purple text is giving me cancer. :(

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 08:31 PM

New girl seems fun, but yeah, the puple theme should stay out of text. I'll probably end up not reading what she types, I'm sure everyone else will get tires of having to go an extra step just to read what she says.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 599562)
I think his wolf blanket is. Tell me, man; did you buy that from a van selling them in a parking lot along with a shitload of motor scooters?

It came with the room and bed. But I did have a brown one that I loved. Those blankets are so fucking cozy!

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 08:35 PM

Someone should just remove the option to set your default text colour, or better yet make it so when you try and change it you get automatically banned.

Come to think of it there should be several things in the profile controls that automatically ban you - like internet booby-traps for annoying people!

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

But then Chojin would have to stop playing AOE long enough to care. BTW, I miss MLE, but I understand :tear

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 09:27 PM

my bf just gave me Bamboo as an early Christmas gift

oh fuck yes

NOW I AM UNSTOPPABLE

Sam Dec 3rd, 2008 09:27 PM

Is that a sex thing? :(

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 09:29 PM

Lucky bamboo?

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 09:29 PM

it's an art thing :(

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 09:29 PM

Sex plant. Mythbusters already did this one - it's true that bamboo can grow fast enough to penetrate a human.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 09:31 PM

BAMBOO.

http://www.wacom.com/bambootablet/

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 09:37 PM

How can THAT be used for sex? You're crazy Kitsa.

Tadao Dec 3rd, 2008 09:40 PM

That's cool Kitsa, do you draw as well?

Sam Dec 3rd, 2008 09:41 PM

Kinky.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 10:01 PM

yep. I'm shitty on it right now but it'll improve with time.

Kitsa Dec 3rd, 2008 10:06 PM

It's pressure-sensitive and feels like a pen, or a marker, or whatever it's set as.



This is some notes program, but I've been playing with it in photoshop. Right now I can't control it well but it's a little like being John Madden.

Asila Dec 3rd, 2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 599642)
Sex plant. Mythbusters already did this one - it's true that bamboo can grow fast enough to penetrate a human.

that wasn't a sex myth that was a torture myth but still it was my second favourite ep.

MetalMilitia Dec 3rd, 2008 10:06 PM

I wrote a bad cheque to my ISP and it cost me £75 in bank changes. I now have no money and may very well freeze to death over Christmas - THANKS A LOT NATWEST

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 599624)
Maybe you should leave the creepy internet stalking to Pub Lover and Tadao. :(

:boner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599630)
I am honored to be in the same classification as Pub on this subject :detective

:winkyboner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 599650)
Tonight my wife hit a deer on her way home from work. 60+ mph and never saw it coming. I'll be talking to insurance adjusters tomorrow. Joy, joy, joy.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Dealing with insurance agents when you're trying to get a payout is never fun, my condolences.

However, how much do you actually like your wife, Halloran?

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2008 11:43 PM

I want Uncle Sham gone. Anyone object?

Uncle_Sham Dec 3rd, 2008 11:48 PM

I do

Sam Dec 4th, 2008 12:21 AM

I HAVE BEEN RALLYING FOR THIS FOR YEARS. >:

Zomboid Dec 4th, 2008 12:34 AM

When some idiot like sham comes and tries to come off as some BIG TIME TROLL, and everyone just laughs, but he's still annoying, I'd say it's time to just ban the fucking imbecile and be done with it. He's not even fun to mock because it's just sad.

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2008 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham (Post 599687)
I do

Overruled >:

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 01:08 AM

Lol I was just gonna laugh because he came to be a troll and then he wants to post art like we care :/ Dumb fag.

Sam Dec 4th, 2008 01:11 AM

I HOPE YOU WANTING TO BAN THIS PUD IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN INSULTING YOU AND CALLING YOU A TERRIBLE MODERATOR. >:

Zomboid Dec 4th, 2008 01:15 AM

NOT LIKELY, AS I HAVE ALSO BEEN CALLING HIM THAT FOR QUITE A WHILE, AND I BELIEVE I EVEN REPORTED A COUPLE SHAM POSTS IN THE HOPES THAT MILHOUSE WOULD STOP BEING TERRIBLE AND BAN HIM ALREADY.

Sam Dec 4th, 2008 01:16 AM

IT MIGHT BE A COMBINATION OF BOTH.


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