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Sam Dec 7th, 2008 12:42 AM

DEAR FUCKS WHO THOUGHT I WAS GONE,

YOU'RE IGNORANT.

pac-man Dec 7th, 2008 01:26 AM

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE BUT I'M BACK

Neen Dec 7th, 2008 01:30 AM

I GONE I'M WAS BUT THOUGHT BACK YOU

executioneer Dec 7th, 2008 01:36 AM

BACK IN BLACK, HIT THE SACK

Asila Dec 7th, 2008 01:57 AM

DAMNIT SAM YOU BROUGHT NEEN BACK

IGNORANT

Ploxtrot Dec 7th, 2008 02:46 AM

HEY GUYS I'M BACK TOO

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 03:11 AM

I WENT THROUGH ALL THE EFFORT OF SELECTING LIKE 20 MULTIQUOTES AND THE SHIT DIDN'T EVEN WORK SO IN SHORT LOL MILHOUSE NO I GOT FIRED SHUT UP MISDAMEANOR I LOVE YOU GUY HEY SAM I WAS GONE TOO BUT I'M BACK WILLIE I'M ALRAEDY IN THE SAC IT'S PRETTY COMFY PLOXTROT WHO ARE YOU DUDE

awesome bill Dec 7th, 2008 03:32 AM

i agree

Misdemonar Dec 7th, 2008 03:41 AM

LIQUIDSTATIK I LOVE YOU TOO SHUTUP AND KISS ME

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 04:49 AM

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Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 05:13 AM

I wanna kiss you all over.

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 05:40 AM

i wanna all over your kisses ;)

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill (Post 600167)
I still look asian in my photos, now I just embrace it and pose. CHING CHONG CHING CHONG




"Chinese Girl gone SHOOOOOPING"

Do they let dudes marry in yer state, Boy. :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 600349)
I'd know the difference between an Asila post and a Kitsa post. :(

Could you post after each of them and say their name, because then I might start to see the differnces. :x


Haha, I kid, but they can both go to hel.. ;)

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 06:20 AM

PUB LUVER AND ASILA SITTIN IN A TREE
[FONTSIZE=300]K-I-S-S-I-N-G[/font]

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:23 AM

That isn't a font size. :rolleyes

you can't get paased 20, I think. :(

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:25 AM

SEVEN?

TEN?

bullshit, i say. >:

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:41 AM

Happy Birthday, Liquidstatik. :)

Now you're 21 you can get all the booze you want, and that'll help now that you've totally greyed out the "I forgot how old I am" excuse with the girls. ;)

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 06:48 AM

Dear LS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 12:15 PM

If I was a mod all I would do is label youtube links and be ranty about doing it.

I don't need that. >:

DON'T MAKE PUB A MOD! :eek

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 12:28 PM

I labeled it.

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 12:34 PM

I guess you labeled it with yer dick, and that's why I can't see it. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 600077)
So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and also writing some stand-up comedy, in case i ever accidentally go to Lake Geneva, WI.

How many people here tonight have named their first born "Gary"?
Two people... not bad. OK, how many of those are girls? The same hands went up! Unbelieveable!

Seriously though... You should name a girl GYGAX! It just sounds spooky, right? Sure, she'll be a virgin until she's 35, but that's what Dad's want, right?

Uuuuuuggggghhh (cough), so anyway, speaking of not having sex, I started building a Monk character just a couple days ago...

(crickets chirp)

A monk who was multiclassed.

I wanted versatile kick-assery.

So i multiclassed him with a Wizard.

(Chuckles, claps and a couple of boos)

I'm sorry sir, what did you say?

(Yer mother's a wizard... on my face!! [followed by imbelic laughter])

Rigghhhhhhtttt!!! I think you need to put some more points into yer Heckler skill, sir. Either that or you should ask yer Dungeon Master to re-roll the percentile dice for yer mother to not sit down on yer Dad's dick while he's jerking off.

I did say it was great to be here, didn't I?
So yeah, i went for a Monk/Wizard combo.... but here's the punchline. I took the skills i needed to became an Arcane Archer (Race:Elf, Attack bonus +6, Weapon focus: Long bow, Never leave yer Mom's attic:affirmitive)

and after 8th level I didn't get the Arcane Archer option!!!!

I guess ya just gotta be a Fighter or a Cleric or a Ranger or a Paladin, nowadays.... Or an Elf who's NOT circumcized!! Isn't that right, ladies?

(crowd throws rotten vegetables with a skill rank of 1000)

On a par with Classic Fartin! :praise

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 12:36 PM


liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 03:13 PM

HEY TADAO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPWmcWS5PvQ

& thank you pub ;)

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 03:20 PM

This video is not available in my country? Even if I click the link I have no idea what it's for, stupid New Zealand.

You're welcome, Danny.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 04:01 PM

(///_-) O-(-'.'-Q)

Spoilers!

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 05:01 PM

Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 05:05 PM


KIDZ-ZONE™


NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED

RaNkeri Dec 7th, 2008 05:09 PM

ne1 of u guyz seen da puniser alredy?

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 05:12 PM

Hey Rankeri why don't you go finnish what you were doing elsewhere :rolleyes

RaNkeri Dec 7th, 2008 05:16 PM

what?

RaNkeri Dec 7th, 2008 05:19 PM

haha, nevermind, i got it

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600454)
Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 600452)
my package left the USPS facility in ********* which is the same city that ******* lives in, soooooo ;D

I hear there are a lot on ******s there. :o

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600461)
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Nuh uh. I am pretty sure he is persecuted and made to feel worthless.

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 08:55 PM


Shrubfest Dec 7th, 2008 09:12 PM

Damn straight.

Wish me luck, people.
My first coursework hand-in. I think everythings finished.

Oh God.

Sam Dec 7th, 2008 09:21 PM

KICK SOME FUCKING ASS, OKAY?

Sam Dec 7th, 2008 09:22 PM

THAT IS JUST LIKE SAYING "GOOD LUCK".

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2008 09:41 PM

Did someone already make a girl Chojin joke

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 09:51 PM

Try reading the file name of the above gif. :(

I wanna 'ave yer babbies, Shrub. :(

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 10:22 PM

Pffft Chojin himself is female Chojin

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 10:24 PM

Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 10:31 PM

THE SAME PLACE ALL THE LYING, NO-GOOD, CHEATING, LOW-DOWN, WHOREBAG SKANKS GO. >:

pac-man Dec 7th, 2008 10:39 PM

Texas?

Misdemonar Dec 7th, 2008 10:40 PM

IM HIGH BUT I WANNA GET HIGAH

pac-man Dec 7th, 2008 10:46 PM

I'm high but I wanna get drunker :\

nothing4buddha Dec 7th, 2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600505)
Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

idk

pac-man Dec 7th, 2008 10:50 PM

There she is.



Found her!

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha (Post 600514)
idk

Hi! :D

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 11:25 PM

>:

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 12:24 AM

I'll take my chances :(

Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 12:32 AM

They don't have the Fishbone Version :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdE7x0W3j9g

nothing4buddha Dec 8th, 2008 12:39 AM

how's it going everybody :)

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 12:39 AM

>:

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 12:54 AM

:(

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 12:58 AM

Bullet Witch is either Satan or Battletoads in terms of difficulty, I just can't decide which.

Aaarg Dec 8th, 2008 01:07 AM

i got $3.75 in wheat pennies today including two steel cents.

my life is exciting.

i just got off work about 15 minutes ago and i go back in four hours from now!

nothing4buddha Dec 8th, 2008 01:48 AM

well that's too bad :<

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 01:52 AM

I start Winter work next Sunday.

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 08:31 AM

Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

executioneer Dec 8th, 2008 11:12 AM

guys i think i have conjunctivitis this sucks >:

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 11:40 AM

I have a lot to do and I don't want to do any of it

and how come the dog needs to pee more often when it's cold out

:(

Grislygus Dec 8th, 2008 12:20 PM

AHAHAHAHA SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE TO BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOODY OREGON HELLHOLE FOR A FULL GLORIOUS WEEK WITH BOOZE AND FRIENDS AND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY THEMESONG FOR DECEMBER

pac-man Dec 8th, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600575)
Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

I can only imagine the painstaking craftsmanship and immaculate quality of the best Vietnam shoes.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2008 01:48 PM

I feel really shitty.

I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 01:53 PM

I WILL GIVE YOU SEX >: >: >: >: >: >:

SAM'S NOT HERE OK LET'S DO THIS THING

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2008 01:54 PM

But you love buddha now!

pac-man Dec 8th, 2008 01:55 PM

Love is no prerequisite for sex.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2008 01:56 PM

Shh.....

Lust, then.

Guitar Woman Dec 8th, 2008 01:58 PM

hey shrubfest let's you and me lez it up a little

pac-man Dec 8th, 2008 01:58 PM

Nice try. Sex the man.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2008 02:01 PM

Mmmmm. Internet orgy.

Guitar Woman Dec 8th, 2008 02:07 PM

Come on, Gus, Oregon's not THAT BAD

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600610)
But you love buddha now!

Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

Neen Dec 8th, 2008 02:28 PM

The womin. How much fer da womin?

Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 02:38 PM

Sup ladies?

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 02:49 PM

I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 02:51 PM

SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 02:55 PM

That's one down, 3 to go.

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 02:56 PM

Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 03:00 PM

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

Colonel Flagg Dec 8th, 2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600631)
I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

You sound like one of the "Gits":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 03:08 PM

Heh.

This has made me testy.

One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing.

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 04:34 PM

I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)
I feel really shitty.

*HUGS*
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)
I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

I HAVE A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS ALL OF POOR QUALITY, BUT I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600618)
Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600634)
I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE ;(

ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 05:28 PM

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2008 05:30 PM

I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 05:35 PM

BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600662)
fuck if i care what you guys say to me

AWWW... *NON-BONER HUGS*

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600661)
WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:

Whoops sorry it's hard keeping track of my internet persona :o

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 05:50 PM

WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2008 06:10 PM

If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email and let me know!

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 06:14 PM

Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 06:56 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Asila Dec 8th, 2008 08:17 PM

HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 09:02 PM

I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 09:20 PM

I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:

I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >:

THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >:

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 600697)
FATHOM ZERO

SAM SAM BOH BAM BANANA FANNAH FOH FAM FEE FIE FOH FAM... SAAAAAM

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 10:01 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600646)
[I would punch] All but one of my lechers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

I'd let you sleep as much as you want. ;)

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 10:09 PM

SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear


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