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Tadao Dec 8th, 2008 10:12 PM

SHRUB: I WOULD FORCE YOUR LAZY ASS TO GO TO CLASS AND BETTER YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU CAME BACK HOME YOU WOULD CATCH YOUR MOM GOING DOWN ON ME AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE A 3 WAY.

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 10:16 PM

TADAO

nothing4buddha Dec 8th, 2008 10:20 PM

come over here shrub, we can go bar hopping and forget everything we've learned for the past few months! it will be fun :D

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 10:22 PM

I'd give you a headache sooooooo good.

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 10:24 PM


Asila Dec 8th, 2008 10:25 PM

SHRUB I WOULDN'T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT BUT I'D FILM YOU AND TADAO

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 10:26 PM

You people make me sick. >:

Kitsa Dec 8th, 2008 10:55 PM

are you there god? It's me, Kitsa

God, I don't want to do 3-ways with weirdos from some internet forum. Is there something wrong with me God?

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2008 10:57 PM

Your avatar makes me sick.

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 11:12 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600739)
Your avatar makes me sick.

PALIN IN 2012!

USA! USA! USA!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2008 11:38 PM

It's Palin/Quayle '012

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2008 11:52 PM

Oh twelve?

Really?


That is stupid. >:

HER AND QUAYLE WOULD BE AWESOME THOU! :YAY

Supafly345 Dec 9th, 2008 12:37 AM


Dixie Dec 9th, 2008 12:46 AM

That made me giggle.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 01:46 AM

Looks like Mr. Bean!

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 01:47 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 01:47 AM

GENERIC Medicines ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFE

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 01:49 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 01:53 AM

JESUS CHRIST SAMM YOU NEEDY FUCK

WHAT IS IT

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 01:54 AM

FATHOM ZERO

nothing4buddha Dec 9th, 2008 01:58 AM

good night everybody! time for dreams of physics problems! horray!

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 01:58 AM

NO, IT IS I,



RON PERLMAN

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:02 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:07 AM


Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

GIVE IT UP FOR "NAUGHTY BY NATURE"!

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

FATHOM Z3RO

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:09 AM

F4TH0M Z3R0

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:09 AM

KNCOK KNOCK

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:10 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:11 AM

FATMOM CERO

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:11 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 02:13 AM


Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:25 AM

FATHOM ZERO

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2008 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600785)

Soul Coughing :rolleyes

SAM >:

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 02:33 AM

ESUOHLIM >:

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:16 AM

Clint Howard is awesome :(

MattJack Dec 9th, 2008 09:54 AM

CLINT HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A RETARD

Misdemonar Dec 9th, 2008 10:19 AM

MISDEMONAR IS COOL

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 03:23 PM

MISDEMONAR

liquidstatik Dec 9th, 2008 03:56 PM

SAM

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 03:58 PM

LIQUIDSTATIK

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 04:46 PM


RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 04:53 PM

:rolleyes

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 05:29 PM

Man, I love you guys.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2008 05:30 PM

BUT ME THE MOST RIGHT

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:32 PM

I'm not interested in the love aspect baby.

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 05:32 PM

If you'll make paper windows for me, make tea, and wash my cuts, i'll be happy.

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 05:36 PM


Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600902)
If you'll make paper windows for me, make tea, and wash my cuts, i'll be happy.

I like arts and crafts, boiling water is one of my specialties, strip down and get in the bath.

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 05:47 PM

Do you read books, are you happy to be ignored while i work?

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 05:58 PM

I've had a shitty day and now I feel like I need alcohol.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 05:59 PM

Yes and yes. But I will never leave the U.S. as I get free money here for sitting on my ass.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:00 PM

Kitsa! You say you don't want to be in an internet three way yet here you are. Stop playing hard to get :(

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:04 PM

I'm not getting between you- you guys have at it. I'm just gonna sit here with my drink.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:06 PM

Pfft, there is a whole ocean between us. :tear

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:12 PM


Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:13 PM

Well, whatever.

I like whiskey that has that kind of slow-burn <3

Today I was at a burrito place and was going through the line, noncommittal polite, and the burrito guy was trying to mack on this chick behind me. She had on these really tight gray yoga pants with a thong, and they were like 2 sizes too small so her ass stuck way out. He got so busy flirting with her that he forgot what he was doing with us and our food sucked.

Then he forgot to give us forks and when I went back up to ask for some he just tossed them at me, literally tossed them at me. And the girl wasn't even interested in him, she was out of his league. Probably trying to see if she could get a free meal or something, I don't know, it was a pretty fakey giggle.

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 06:15 PM


Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600919)
And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

Naughty!

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:18 PM

Alcohol makes me feel boisterous and invincible!

:D

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2008 06:21 PM

I intend to spend a great deal of the holidays drunk.

Good start, Kitsa!

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:22 PM

I think I'll drink some vodka. Yay a three way over the internet! Score!

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600879)
It is if your penis is Japanese :(

MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:23 PM

There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 06:26 PM

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600926)
MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

Bring it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600927)
There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

It's hard tell if it's a moan of pain or pleasure.

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 06:27 PM

That was always my favorite goal celebration tune in NHL 95, and it wasn't until yesterday when my friend told me that it's based on Irish drinking song

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:28 PM

the best irish drinking song is fuck you I'm drunk

fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS40XEyQXlc

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 06:30 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 06:31 PM

ha hah haha

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600929)
Bring it!

FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 06:49 PM

way hay and up she rises

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:50 PM

BUT


DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK N ROLL RADIO?!??!!?

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 06:53 PM

Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:54 PM

ROCK AND ROCK AND ROCK AND ROLL RADIO
LET'S GO

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600937)
FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

I thought this was over ZQ's japanophila.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 06:57 PM

wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 07:05 PM

Pub is mostly gay.

RaNkeri Dec 9th, 2008 07:11 PM

:rolleyes

pac-man Dec 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600944)
wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?

That's his way of letting you down easy.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

:(

I told you no one wants any of this.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600934)
ha hah haha

This is quite slanderous as it is not true >:

But still :eek :eek

Tadao Dec 9th, 2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600957)
:(

I told you no one wants any of this.

I'm considered no one :(

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600943)
I thought this was over ZQ's japanophila.

I considered it, but her womb is too fetid a place for such a glorious battle.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600944)
wait I thought pub was gay

were you lying to me, pub?!?

I kissed a dude, and I did not like it. :x

No sir, not at all. :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600963)
I kissed a dude, and I did not like it. :x

No sir, not at all. :x


Sounds like he kissed you in the wrong spot then.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 09:58 PM

Well, I accidentally kissed a chick once, and I didn't like that, so I guess the playing field is level.

I just came back from eating a buffalo burger. It was good.

pac-man Dec 9th, 2008 10:00 PM

Is that what they're calling it these days? "Eating a buffalo burger?"

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2008 10:02 PM

What is on a Buffalo Burger?

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 10:06 PM

I always order them with extra pickles.

Buffalo meat is supposed to be healthier than chicken.

http://www.buffalojack.com/buff_jack/index.html

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 10:18 PM

Buffalo burgers are not in the same style as buffalo wings?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2008 10:21 PM

That looks delicious. I'm super hungry now because I missed lunch.

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 10:28 PM

nooooooo.

Buffalo wings would be various scrawny greasy crap chicken coated in hot sauce and vinegar.

Buffalo burgers would be actual buffaloes hacked up.

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2008 10:29 PM

Is that not a common thing there? There's a chain of tap house/restaurants here that let you pick whatever burger you want and pick chicken, beef, or buffalo. Beer and a buffalo burger is a great way to start an evening.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2008 10:30 PM

Who makes wings with vinegar?


I feel stupid for living in an entire city where they don't serve Buffalo Burgers

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2008 10:35 PM

http://www.hudsonstaphouse.com/ :lol

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 10:38 PM

buffalo's not so rare around here anymore.

We went to one Jamaican place in Wisconsin Dells where they made a big deal out of serving gator. The boyfriend got gator nuggets as an appetizer, and he said they were okay. Then he ordered a gator sandwich, and it was just a bunch of the gator nuggets stacked on a bun :(

Lots of places are doing the "exotic meats" thing right now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2008 10:39 PM

Nice. I think crazy would be faster to drive to than Edmonton though.


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