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Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 10:47 PM


Zomboid Dec 9th, 2008 10:50 PM

THAT'S IT! Tomorrow after finals, I am gonna grab some friends and go eat buffalo burgers.

MetalMilitia Dec 9th, 2008 10:50 PM

I HAVE THAT MUSTARD!

RIGHT HERE!

AT HOME!

:eek

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 10:55 PM

There were some extremely attractive people on that photo page :rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 10:57 PM

If there was a cat in the picture, Steve wouldn't've been looking at the condiments. :(

The food appears awful, but the service looks very tasty. :yum

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 11:04 PM

The food is homey, nothing really ornate. There was one really weird night where I think someone in back was practicing garnish and we got weird, incongruous radish roses. Otherwise, unadorned.

MetalMilitia Dec 9th, 2008 11:08 PM

Sounds like one for the memoirs, kitsa.

Pub Lover Dec 9th, 2008 11:10 PM

I wouldn't mind her touching me all over, but I swear to god, if I see her touching my food...! >: :x

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AFKnight (Post 600955)
Well, first of all, no cop in his right mind would gun down a child, even if he did have a realistic looking gun.

Yeah, I have never heard of a cop shooting a kid with a fake gun. :blah

Kitsa Dec 9th, 2008 11:13 PM

I'm sure, mm.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2008 12:56 AM

HESH WANTS SOME SEX

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 01:06 AM

lol

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2008 09:26 AM

Yesterday blew, I hope today is better.

Ideally, I don't even want to leave the house.

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2008 10:48 AM

ok

MetalMilitia Dec 10th, 2008 10:58 AM

christmas is here!

Crimson Ghost Dec 10th, 2008 11:15 AM

When does Kwanzaa start?

MetalMilitia Dec 10th, 2008 11:21 AM

I don't know!

Neen Dec 10th, 2008 11:25 AM

I don't think anyone outsite of Afirca cares. And even then, what African hasn't been converted to Christiananity in exchange for food & condoms or Islam in exchange for not being blown up?

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 601073)
christmas is here!

Yeah, man!

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2008 11:37 AM

If anyone wants to photoshop me a less janky version of my avatar then feel free >:

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 12:39 PM

Bahumbug

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2008 12:50 PM

I'm not photoshopping shit for you, milhouse.

MetalMilitia Dec 10th, 2008 12:51 PM

Milhouse should have a Christmas Story avatar anyway. This is highly unorthodox.

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2008 01:01 PM

I don't know what I was thinking! :(

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 601087)
I'm not photoshopping shit for you, milhouse.

Today I opened and closed the pantry door a few times.

Maybe next time I do that I'll actually grab something to eat.

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2008 01:09 PM

NOW DO ONE ABOUT WASHING HANDS

RaNkeri Dec 10th, 2008 02:56 PM


Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 03:11 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 03:13 PM

WAY-HEY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY-HEY, AND UP SHE RISES

RaNkeri Dec 10th, 2008 03:18 PM

EARLY IN THE MORNING

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 03:24 PM

Stupid internet keeps going down on me. To bad it's not my mom :(

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 03:42 PM

LOCKIMINTHECABIN WITH THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER

RaNkeri Dec 10th, 2008 03:54 PM

SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 03:57 PM

Damnit I wanted that one :(

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 03:58 PM

STICKIMINTHE SCUPPER WITH THE HOSEPIPE ROUNDIM,
STICKIMINTHE SCUPPER WITH THE HOSEPIPE ROUNDIM

RaNkeri Dec 10th, 2008 03:58 PM

By the way, isn't it "put him in a bed with the captain's daughter"?

RaNkeri Dec 10th, 2008 03:59 PM

PUT HIM IN THE LONG BOAT 'TILL HE'S SOBER

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 04:00 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 04:00 PM

I dunno, it kind of depends on who's singing the blasted thing

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2008 04:12 PM

dammit grislygus you're giving me fucking seizures

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 601128)
By the way, isn't it "put him in a bed with the captain's daughter"?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/great...kensailor.html

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 04:16 PM

Although it would seem there are a lot of different vrsions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_Sailor

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 04:19 PM

Keelhaul him and pass the bottle

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 04:22 PM

Nothing's as fun as the Captain's daughter :(

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 04:26 PM


Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 05:37 PM

For all the older people here :(

http://betamaxmas.com/

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 05:48 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 06:49 PM

IT'S SEIZURE TIME


Sam Dec 10th, 2008 06:57 PM

WHAT IS THAT FROM?

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 06:58 PM




Sam Dec 10th, 2008 07:02 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 08:52 PM


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:00 PM

:domo
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601161)
IT'S SEIZURE TIME



Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:01 PM

:domo
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 601167)


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:01 PM


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:02 PM





Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:13 PM




WhiteRat Dec 10th, 2008 09:15 PM

christ that shit hurt my eyes

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:17 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:21 PM


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601209)








Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:23 PM









Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:30 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2008 09:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMpZm...eature=related

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 09:36 PM

Sometime Busta has it and sometimes he don't. This is a don't.

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:36 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 09:37 PM

Aw, that one sucked, I'm done

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 09:45 PM

Damit Gus, I was hoping you would be able to save that poor girl from religion. :(

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601189)
Sure, we split, have at it


ElPila666 Dec 10th, 2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601224)

Whoa dude, this movie it's awesome :hypno

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 10:04 PM

Religion? Shit, she was as far from religion as you could get, didn't need to save her from a damn thing (except for hormones, but that's not my damn job)

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 10:09 PM

My mistake, I thought that was the Mormon.

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 601237)
I'm surprised he makes it back up the stairs!

HE HAS AN ELEVATOR POWERED BY A MOUSE DRIVEN ORGAN :eek

THE FROG, WOODPECKER AND RAGDOLL HELP NOT AT ALL >:

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 10:19 PM

:lol

Sam Dec 10th, 2008 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 601231)

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE I HAD ONCE. :(

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2008 10:22 PM

You spend too much time in this thread, Sam.

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 10:23 PM


Sam Dec 10th, 2008 10:24 PM

I KNOW. :(

executioneer Dec 10th, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601248)

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Zomboid Dec 10th, 2008 10:51 PM

Good movie.

liquidstatik Dec 10th, 2008 11:02 PM

that last page burned my eyes so bad ;(

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2008 11:09 PM

IMMA MAKE THEM ALL LIKE THAT >:

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 11:55 PM

man, fuck you boring mothafuckas


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 11:56 PM


Sam Dec 10th, 2008 11:56 PM

GRISLYGUS

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 11:57 PM


Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 11:58 PM


Asila Dec 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

ZELDAQUEEN FUCKING TALKS TOO MUCH

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

AND SHE'S TOO SENSITIVE ABOUT LAVA

FUCKING MAGMA HATING GAIJIN TROLL

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 12:01 AM

FUCK THAT SHIT WE DON'T NEED NO LAVA HATERS ROUND THESE PARTS

Sam Dec 11th, 2008 12:03 AM

FUCKIN BITCHES

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:03 AM

I <3 PAHOEHOE

Sam Dec 11th, 2008 12:04 AM

I LOVE PUSSY

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:06 AM

PAHOEHOE IS LAVA PUSSY

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 12:06 AM

YOU'D BETTER

I GOT A WHIPPIN' LINED UP FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD LAVA TUBE

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:08 AM


Asila Dec 11th, 2008 12:12 AM

HAWT

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:15 AM


Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:24 AM

twennathree

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:24 AM

twennafour

Sam Dec 11th, 2008 12:25 AM

GRIZZLYGUS


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