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Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:25 AM


Sam Dec 11th, 2008 12:25 AM

HA THAT ROBIT HAS TITS

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 12:26 AM

I AM VICTORIOUS, MOTHERFUCKER

YEAH


WHO'S THE FUCKIN KING, MAN, GOT BOOBBOTS ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL BITCH

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 12:29 AM

BOOBBOTS HAHAHA

RaNkeri Dec 11th, 2008 04:26 AM


RaNkeri Dec 11th, 2008 04:29 AM



what?

MetalMilitia Dec 11th, 2008 06:17 AM

It's called targeted advertising, finland. They change depending on what the Internet thinks you want to look at.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 09:44 AM

I used to have an earth science teacher who pronounced pahoehoe "pah-hoey-hoey" instead of "puh-hoy-hoy".

Every time I heard a hawaiian volcanologist say it, it was puh-hoy-hoy.

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2008 10:02 AM

I prefer the spelling variation "vulcanology" :spockears

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 10:16 AM

Did you see the National Geographic special where they followed these volcanologists around and then they died at the end?

That was pretty fucked.

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2008 10:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0

I'm looking forward to getting one of these for Christmas, all laying back doing some I-Mock chat room Snuggie postin' :picklehat

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 10:52 AM

I dig the Snuggie.
We should all look like Jedis.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 10:54 AM

I need a giant-size bed snuggie. The bf's a blanket-hog.

RaNkeri Dec 11th, 2008 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 601381)

Gay

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 10:58 AM

holy crap wikipedia nsfw k

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleft_of_Venus

That came up when I was performing an entirely different search on what would usually be their "disambiguation" page

NSFW

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 11:07 AM

The cleft of venus eats clothes, it does not like to be challenged.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 11:20 AM

I like how there's that little group working REALLY HARD on the talk page to make it look all scientific and legit.

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 11:35 AM

Everyone has to have a goal I guess.

wobzire Dec 11th, 2008 01:48 PM

Hey everyone. Sorry I have not been around. I am here now. That's all that matters right?

RaNkeri Dec 11th, 2008 02:57 PM

It was back in 1849,
At the Springfield Golden Nugget Mine,

That my great-grandma Dolores saved the day,
When she propped the shaft and saved the lives,
Of the other forty other Springfield wives,
When all ma grandpa's buddies ran away

The menfolk found their women scary,
Cos they were so big and hairy,
They thought of dynamite to seal them in

Gramps was known as 'Chapped Lips Calhoun',
He was in the local saloon,
In came Billy-Joe Walton through the door,
He said "They're blown the Golden Nugget!"
My grandaddy said "Oh f....darn it!"
"You've buried my Dolores, my sweet little golden 'ore"

Swing it, son

Now my grandaddy jumped up from his table,
Finished his jug,
And he got up to that mine just as lickety-darn-split as he could,
Stopped off to fetch a shovel,
Feed the dogs,
Brush his teeth,
Clean the John and give his hoss one final rubdown

Cos a cowboy's life ain't easy and a cowboy's life is hard,
You can take him from the saddle,
But he'll be forever scarred

Cos my grandpa was a man in love,
Called Dolores his 'prairie dove',
And he told her that he loved her with every sigh

Cos she never once forgave him,
Even underneath the cave-in,
But he knew she would forgive him,
In that goldmine in the sky




you know, that was so good ah reckon ah'll play it again

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 601403)
Hey everyone. Sorry I have not been around. I am here now. That's all that matters right?

wobzire my old friend how's life treating you

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 05:27 PM

So I had this friend who was a major poster on [forum] and he suicided. Couple of years later, happened upon [forum] where people were asking about him, so I told them. It quickly disintegrated to ugly with people saying "I call bullshit" and demanding to see a copy of the death certificate.

Anyway.

The thread became lotsa pages long and just got uglier and uglier and was finally locked when my bf accused them of all being fat and eating pie.

Now, 3 years later, I wanted to recall something that was said and did a search and no record of the post exists. However, they have other posts going back to 2000.

They must have just deleted it?

Weird.

Anyway, he's still dead.

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 601424)
favorite ramjam (black betty)

WHOA black betty
ramalam
GO black betty
ramalam
black betty had a child
ramalam

<3

wobzire Dec 11th, 2008 06:30 PM

Kitsa I can't believe how much I missed your sad stories. I have been terrific thanks for asking Esuohlim! This is the first time I have had to leave my house to go downtown to work in like three months. So thats cool. I forgot how much I hate it outside.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 06:37 PM

sad stories?

I was just saying that the people on that forum were dicks.

Tadao Dec 11th, 2008 07:03 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 601431)
Anyway, he's still dead.

God locked his thread.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 07:24 PM

That's for damn sure, lol

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2008 08:10 PM

I-Mockery Chat(ITS SEIZURE TIME AGAIN)

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 08:15 PM

Wocka wocka wocka

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 08:19 PM

WAIT WAIT

FOZZIE?

NO

I KNOW THIS

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 08:22 PM

I used to have such a crush on Gonzo

executioneer Dec 11th, 2008 08:24 PM

i want to buy some muppets show on dvd :(

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 08:28 PM

GOOD MAN LET'S WATCH EM TOGETHER

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 08:45 PM

I HAVE the first season of Muppet Show.
I need the rest though...

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 08:46 PM

We should all watch some Muppet Show together after we play laser tag!

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 08:51 PM

OH MAN

that's totally on my list now, I'll bump mini-golf for that

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 08:51 PM

When I was a kid I had a kermit puppet and I had my mom sew a patch across his stomach that said "THE UNCOLA".

I still don't know why kermit was the uncola.

executioneer Dec 11th, 2008 09:05 PM

hahaha

its too bad they dont have s4 or 5 out yet, i wanna see buddy rich beat animal in a drum contest and not just in some cruddy youtube video :(

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 09:08 PM

lol I'd pay to see that!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 09:52 PM

What season does Roger Moore guest host in?

pac-man Dec 11th, 2008 10:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h15x...layer_embedded

"They don't care for most things!"

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 11:01 PM

We aren't?!

Grislygus Dec 11th, 2008 11:02 PM

Correction:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 601442)
sad stories?

I was just saying that the people on that forum were dicks.

And we aren't?!

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 601494)
Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek.


SKA FORUM

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 11:12 PM

No, they were way bigger dicks.


It was worse because they thought they were supercool and you guys don't seem to believe that about yourselves.

Correct me if I'm wrong, anyway.

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2008 11:14 PM

I'm not cool, but all of you are supercool and I like pretending to spend my days with you all. :(

YOU SUPERCOOL DUDES AND LADIES IN THIS MILDLY TERRIBLE THREAD! :D

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 601499)
SKA FORUM


I think I would have found it by now if it existed.

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2008 11:17 PM

YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED TIME!? :eek

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 11:21 PM

Yes, well, this was a lameass gamery forum filled with a lot of wannabe intellectual sophisticates and I don't have time for that shit.

At least anyone here can be brought down a notch at will.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 11:35 PM

My middle name is chronos

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2008 11:50 PM

My middle name is Andy. How fucked up is that?

Asila Dec 12th, 2008 12:01 AM

raggedy anne!

and andy!

Dixie Dec 12th, 2008 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 601506)
My middle name is chronos

What are you? Greek?

executioneer Dec 12th, 2008 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 601505)
Yes, well, this was a lameass gamery forum filled with a lot of wannabe intellectual sophisticates and I don't have time for that shit.

At least anyone here can be brought down a notch at will.

somethingawful?

executioneer Dec 12th, 2008 12:22 AM

guys on the whole middle name thing i'm curious now as to how many people have LEGALLY changed their middle name to "Danger" :(

executioneer Dec 12th, 2008 12:22 AM

or even better been named that from the get-go

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 02:18 AM

It beats mud for sure

ElPila666 Dec 12th, 2008 04:07 AM

Seizure time huh?

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-xvYKiiAwnQ

:hypno

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 07:59 AM

my middle name will not be revealed.

And no, it wasn't somethingawful, although my friend's picture did show up on cliff yablonski about 2 weeks after he died, which was weird.

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 08:16 AM

I have two middle names, now am I cool or what? :conspiracy

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 08:59 AM

no, you're just European, join the club :P


Dammit, I was hoping I'd get the page brak.


Tadao Dec 12th, 2008 11:35 AM

My middle name is actually Tadao :hypno

Grislygus Dec 12th, 2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 599685)
To everyone here and their sense of humor: MacArthur's Park

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
(break)
There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one
I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why
(break)
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

Am I supposed to be insulted, or what?

Grislygus Dec 12th, 2008 02:54 PM

Also guys, your middle names are your true names, the first is your identifier and your last is your clan name, give out your middle one and people can use it to cast spells on your sorry ass (open season now, guys)

That being said, mine is pretty damn posh if I do say so myself

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 03:47 PM

oh, middle is actually Joseph. the original "My middle name is Chronos" was a reply to...I thought Pub asked me if I mastered time. As in the same lines as "My middle name is danger/mud/sarcasmo"

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 03:50 PM

my middle name is sarcasmo

:rolleyes

Grislygus Dec 12th, 2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 601579)
I ONLY WATCH MOVIES AND STAY IN THE KNOW ABOUT NEW MOVIES THAT COME OUT SO I CAN RAGE ABOUT THEM ON THE INTERNET.

Nu-UH


I only stay in the know about new movies so I can rage about them in real life, my friends still haven't recovered from The Wickerman rampages

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 03:54 PM

You have friends in real life?

:rolleyes

Grislygus Dec 12th, 2008 04:00 PM

The friends I have now are forced to hang around me and my actual friends are getting a well deserved break

Until I come back down and bug the shit out of them over fucking Christmas, that is

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 04:12 PM

call me Ishmael :posh

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 04:15 PM

Hey where's Seth at?

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some pissed off guy about a video card on Newegg
From the comments I've seen here, I imagine tech support will be horribly unhelpful. I plan on using the card as a $50 frisbee for my dog. Oh but wait, my dog is 3D, so that wont work.

:lol

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 601592)
Hey where's Seth at?

Augustinus :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 601582)
my middle name is sarcasmo

:rolleyes


Small world

:emote

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 06:02 PM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 06:02 PM


DevilWearsPrada Dec 12th, 2008 06:08 PM

:tear COOK YOUR OWN DOG!

RaNkeri Dec 12th, 2008 06:36 PM

That is my dog :x

Well, my family's dog, but anyways :x

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 06:38 PM

My dog has figured out how to work diarrhea to her advantage.

She had diarrhea yesterday, so every time she whined or yelped I took her out. Today she's fine, but is pretending she has diarrhea so I'll take her outside.

:/

Tadao Dec 12th, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 601511)
My middle name is Andy. How fucked up is that?

OMG what a faggy name, no wonder you hate your parents.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 07:43 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...m_source=cnn00

Thought this was pretty good.

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 08:17 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 09:31 PM

GREAT MOMENTS IN FRENCH HISTORY

April 1986- After showing up drunk to the recording of a popular talk show, songwriting legend Serge Gainsbourg mutters appreciatively when introduced to a young Whitney Houston. The host attempts to make up an acceptable translation, which Gainsbourg is quick to correct in English. "You are not Reagan and I am not Gorbachev, so don't try, eh? I said I want to fuck her."

Here's a pic of Whitney Houston's face the moment it happened.



The host tried to explain that Serge Gainsbourg was maybe a little drunk. He quickly got a cigarette in the guy's mouth to shut him up, and the segment was pretty much a loss all around.

You can see it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXx3zRgTdLM

I think there's enough english where you can get the gist of it.

Tadao Dec 12th, 2008 10:09 PM

That's awesome.

Kitsa Dec 12th, 2008 10:28 PM

I thought so too. He was an awesome sort of guy.

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 10:57 PM

Hey Pub, want to know another person who scares me?

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2008 11:02 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2008 11:12 PM

That's from Frank's Franks.

Sam Dec 12th, 2008 11:15 PM

I always hold my drink that close to me when I eat. :(

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2008 11:28 PM

He looks like he's about to really enjoy it :(

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 01:53 AM

AWWW MAN! A HOTDOG-PEPSI!

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 01:57 AM

So who besides me is gonna go see Notorious?

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 02:01 AM

Kid Notorious?

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 02:02 AM

Notorious B.I.G.?

Man, he dead.

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 02:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bofDRvU70b0

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 02:04 AM

No he's not!

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 02:05 AM

I lived through it, I don't need to see no fancy film about that.

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 02:08 AM

Tonight I found some mouse turds on my dresser. My roommate said he saw a mouse in the living room last night, too. Shit is about to get buck wild up in this bitch.

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 02:09 AM

FUCK DAT N*GGAH UP!

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 02:10 AM

Get glue traps so you can watch the baby squirm futilely.


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