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WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 02:10 AM

I'm debating on whether I should use glue traps or the regular mouse traps.

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 02:11 AM

GIT CHO GAT.

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 02:11 AM

If you use reguar traps, there's always a chance of blood. But they die immediately. Usually.

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 02:14 AM

I think my roommate and I will watch the hilarious movie "Mousetrap" with gaylord Nathan Lane. We'll come up with an elaborate plan to destroy this mouse which will only result in our house exploding.

Supafly345 Dec 13th, 2008 02:19 AM

Drop an anvil on him!

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 03:08 AM

FARKLE

pac-man Dec 13th, 2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 601726)
I think my roommate and I will watch the hilarious movie "Mousetrap" with gaylord Nathan Lane. We'll come up with an elaborate plan to destroy this mouse which will only result in our house exploding.

You mean Mouse Hunt, right? That movie was about 100 time funnier than I thought it'd be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAidQPVwpqQ

RaNkeri Dec 13th, 2008 10:06 AM

I used to lol hard at Catzilla

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 601752)
You mean Mouse Hunt, right? That movie was about 100 time funnier than I thought it'd be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAidQPVwpqQ

That's what I meant.

I think we'll have to set up a life sized version of this, too:
http://heartshapedrocks.files.wordpr...mousetrap1.jpg

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 601752)
You mean Mouse Hunt, right? That movie was about 100 time funnier than I thought it'd be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAidQPVwpqQ

That's what I meant.

I think we'll have to set up a life sized version of this, too:

Dixie Dec 13th, 2008 12:09 PM

DUUUUUDE!!!
I think one of my friends is getting me a Snuggie for Christmas!
FUCK YEAH!

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 01:36 PM

A Snuggie? hahahaha those things are an abomination!

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2008 02:32 PM

Hell yeah CiG joinin' the Snuggie club :picklehat

RaNkeri Dec 13th, 2008 02:34 PM

Gay :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2008 02:34 PM

We got a free copyof Mousehunt when I was a kid. It came with a box of tea from Sam's. :/

Best movie evar.

Dixie Dec 13th, 2008 02:43 PM

I'm very excited about the possibility of a Snuggie.
She bought like 6 of them, they can't ALL be for her.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2008 03:09 PM



I looked up Snuggies and these are what came up. Are any of these what you're talking about? I'm lost.

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2008 03:13 PM

The fourth picture.

MetalMilitia Dec 13th, 2008 03:15 PM

It's looks like a mobile phone with a thingy attached to the top.

Sam Dec 13th, 2008 03:15 PM

THE SECOND ONE!

Dixie Dec 13th, 2008 03:25 PM

#4!!!!!
I already have 2 of the #2 snuggies in that very same color.

ElPila666 Dec 13th, 2008 03:41 PM

it looks like the ku klux klan custome without the mask :eek

Tadao Dec 13th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 601720)
Tonight I found some mouse turds on my dresser. My roommate said he saw a mouse in the living room last night, too. Shit is about to get buck wild up in this bitch.

I hope you borrow fatty to scare the hell out of the mouse first!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 601794)
#4!!!!!
I already have 2 of the #2 snuggies in that very same color.

I need to get a #2 as well. A calico shade would be nice.

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2008 07:02 PM

I made fun of the Tiddy Bear to my mom and she was like "but I ordered you one"

:(

Tadao Dec 13th, 2008 07:19 PM

hahahahahaha :(

Colonel Flagg Dec 13th, 2008 08:56 PM

My, that was awkward.

pac-man Dec 13th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 601812)
I made fun of the Tiddy Bear to my mom and she was like "but I ordered you one"

:(

Are you going to use it?

DevilWearsPrada Dec 14th, 2008 01:15 AM

fuck you, i-mockertuyg >:

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2008 01:31 AM

I don't know. Maybe. My tiddies don't really have a problem with the seatbelt, although it does bother my neck :/

pac-man Dec 14th, 2008 01:35 AM

Your tiddies can never be too safe.

Sam Dec 14th, 2008 01:46 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIDDY BEAR

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2008 01:55 AM

IT'S NO SNUGGIE >:

Sam Dec 14th, 2008 02:00 AM

A NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2008 02:05 AM

HELL YEAH MAN A NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE ALL FUZZY AND MEOWY >:

Sam Dec 14th, 2008 02:08 AM

>:

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2008 02:09 AM

>:

Aaarg Dec 14th, 2008 06:26 AM

fuckbuckets

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2008 11:27 AM

MEWLER

pac-man Dec 14th, 2008 02:52 PM

GILOOLY

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2008 03:06 PM

is a tiddy bear something that protects your tits from a seat belt or something cause thats what im getting from this :(

man the other day i was in a psychic store type place and this lady walked up to the ownder and was all, "do you have an opening for a reader on tuesdays cause i feel that you have an opening."
psychics have great conversation starters :(

Tadao Dec 14th, 2008 03:10 PM

That's awesome, the owner could have said "If you were any good, you wouldn't have to ask."

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2008 03:12 PM

wtf is this blush*t

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2008 03:27 PM

Tiddy bear infomercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

pac-man Dec 14th, 2008 03:46 PM

Hahaha

Some angry Iraqi threw his shoes at Dubya.

RaNkeri Dec 14th, 2008 04:47 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2008 08:49 PM

I've come into a surplus of $90. How can I spend it in a way that is not hookers and blow?

pac-man Dec 14th, 2008 08:52 PM

hookers and pot

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2008 09:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8cT3gielw8

Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 601950)
I've come into a surplus of $90. How can I spend it in a way that is not hookers and blow?

Beer and pizza. By "beer" I mean Guinness.

Kitsa Dec 14th, 2008 10:56 PM

my cat jumped onto my scanner so many times I decided to just scan her stupid ass.

Dixie Dec 14th, 2008 11:03 PM

Tadao has wank material for a week now.

Sam Dec 15th, 2008 12:16 AM

PUSSY

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2008 12:48 AM

NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE :(

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2008 01:01 AM

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!!?!?!?!

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE

Tadao Dec 15th, 2008 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 601967)
Tadao has wank material for a week now.

:x

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2008 03:50 AM

NEW ESUOHLIM CRUSH FOR December 2008

THIS GIRL FROM A STUPID SNORG TEES AD

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2008 03:55 AM

I HOPE I FUCK HER SOME DAY IS ALL'S I'M SAYING :esuohlim

Tadao Dec 15th, 2008 04:27 AM

She is ugly cute.

RaNkeri Dec 15th, 2008 04:34 AM

God damnit esuohlim, you're such a nerd :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 15th, 2008 05:10 AM

Someone be awake. I'm drunk and bored!

Sam Dec 15th, 2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 601996)
I HOPE I FUCK HER SOME DAY IS ALL'S I'M SAYING :esuohlim

YOU SHOULD START WITH SOMETHING MUCH EASIER LIKE TALKING TO HER WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT AND WRINGING YOUR HANDS. :rolleyes

wobzire Dec 15th, 2008 03:44 PM

Not as easy as it sounds.

Grislygus Dec 15th, 2008 04:53 PM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/day_...bandw_original


BITCH

Grislygus Dec 15th, 2008 04:53 PM

JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 602004)
God damnit esuohlim, you're such a nerd :x

:x

Tadao Dec 15th, 2008 05:14 PM

After that first sentence I decided staring at nothing is far superior to reading her words.

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2008 05:52 PM

man that cat ass is horrible ;/

i hate looking at this page

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2008 06:16 PM

im bored and on aim if anybody wants tomessage me >:

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2008 07:25 PM

I don't.

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2008 08:11 PM

MILHOUSE - GRAB YOUR INVASION SUPPLIES AND LET'S GO GET YOU LAID :O

Kitsa Dec 15th, 2008 08:11 PM

I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 602096)
MILHOUSE - GRAB YOUR INVASION SUPPLIES AND LET'S GO GET YOU LAID :O

AW YEAH :D

Dixie Dec 15th, 2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 602097)
I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

You're too damn fragile girl!

Tadao Dec 15th, 2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 602097)
I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

Keep you chin up!

Kitsa Dec 15th, 2008 08:45 PM

I can't :(

But phenergan is WONDERFUL.

Dixie Dec 15th, 2008 08:50 PM


Kitsa Dec 15th, 2008 10:09 PM

shitty day :(

Asila Dec 15th, 2008 10:13 PM

THAT DAMN CAT

Asila Dec 16th, 2008 04:19 AM

FUCK YOU WOW HOW DARE YOU EAT MY BRAIN

UGH

THERE WASN'T MUCH THERE TO BEGIN WITH

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2008 09:26 AM

man, I feel all sore and hung-over now. And I didn't even get to party :(

Sam Dec 16th, 2008 02:10 PM

SUP DUDES

Sam Dec 16th, 2008 02:10 PM

and ladies ;)

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 02:12 PM

And chicks with dicks.

Sam Dec 16th, 2008 02:14 PM

AND THE LADIES ;)

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 02:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rm0wT_fEtE

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 02:35 PM


Sam Dec 16th, 2008 02:47 PM

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 02:53 PM

They should have made a snow pacman and peed on him to make him yellow.

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 03:34 PM


pac-man Dec 16th, 2008 03:35 PM

That's fuckin creepy.

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 03:42 PM

That's because a real japanese did it.

pac-man Dec 16th, 2008 03:51 PM

Domo :bow

RaNkeri Dec 16th, 2008 04:29 PM

poor puppy

I always feel bad for the dog when their owners think it's hilarious/cute/awesome/cool to dress their pets :(

Tadao Dec 16th, 2008 04:47 PM

KITSA!

kahljorn Dec 16th, 2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

I don't.
don't be so angry just cause i called you FAGMO it just happened!

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2008 08:16 PM

???

Grislygus Dec 16th, 2008 08:33 PM

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH

Sam Dec 16th, 2008 09:16 PM

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

Aaarg Dec 16th, 2008 09:49 PM

THEY SAID THE ANSWER WAS TO BECOME A DANCER HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH


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