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WhiteRat Dec 16th, 2008 11:29 PM

If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 02:28 PM

Damn I'm dizzy today

wtf is it with this defective body

I want a refund

edit: here's another Serge Gainsbourg clip for Tadao....him burning a 500-franc note on TV to protest heavy taxation- he really got people riled up with that one. I think this was in 1984 but not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTjXQvwGh-0

(It was about 8.5-9 francs to the dollar back then, but to hardcore nationalists he might as well have burned the flag)

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 03:48 PM

Haha, what a trouble maker. From what I could gather I think he said it was illegal to destroy it. The thing that probably got people crazed was the vivid image of whoever was on the bill being burned, kinda like burning an effigy.

Btw, how much do you want for your body? :yum

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 03:50 PM

4 AM this morning I became an aunt for the umpteenth time.
At least this niece isn't a bastard child.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 03:55 PM

I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 04:02 PM

Well, it is illegal to burn the currency, or at least I think it was back then.

Your French must be pretty okay because he slurs a lot, lol.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 04:04 PM

NEWS ALERT! NEWS ALERT! WHITE POWDER SENT TO 15 US EMBASSIES IN EUROPE!!!!


OMG FLOUR OMG!11111!


http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...ref=rss_latest

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602481)
I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Don't feel bad. You and I both would be horrible parents, even if we didn't breed together, so it's better that we didn't fuck up some kid's brain and genes.
I prefer to ruin other adults lives than childrens'.

Guitar Woman Dec 17th, 2008 04:27 PM

FAST AND BULBOUS!

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE, FAST AND BULBOUS! ALSO A TINNED TEARDROP!

BULBOUS, ALSO TAPERED!

THAT'S RIGHT.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 04:28 PM

No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602488)
No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

You forgot your puppy!

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 04:45 PM

Yeah, I guess so. I didn't want a puppy, but I guess I have one now.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 04:51 PM

I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 05:06 PM

If I ever accidentally have one, I'll put you at the top of the list for ownership. How did the art show go btw?

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 05:10 PM

I meet with the head of the arts council on Friday, I think the gallery show will be next summer.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 05:11 PM

Cool, plenty of time to prepare.

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 602493)
I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

I would happily donate all my genetically defective eggs to you my dear.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 06:01 PM

I MADE MY SISTER IN LAW A CHARM BRACELET THAT SAYS CUNT

HEY EVERYBODY

OVER HERE OVER HERE OVER HERE


(thanks, Tadao and CIG, this message was unrelated and badly timed)

Dixie Dec 17th, 2008 06:05 PM

Quote:

this message was unrelated and badly timed
That's disappointing.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 06:07 PM

idontgetit

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 06:15 PM

I had a thread and it disappearinated oh noes

Tadao Dec 17th, 2008 06:16 PM

It was eaten.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2008 06:20 PM

I'm sure it was.

Big McLargehuge Dec 17th, 2008 10:09 PM

there is no longer a forum for me to put my bad poetry so i am gonna put it here >:

I'll kiss your face until you hate me,
and punch me in the throat.


Gasping for breath I'll rub,
my sweaty forehead on your lips.


Ours is saturated, fat with meaning,
even careful words, tend to offend.


The language, gone too wordy must be culled.
Our love, (my love) has been long lived, and gone to seed..

Asila Dec 17th, 2008 11:23 PM

GW I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR PRESENCE IS KIND OF CALMING, LIKE

FAMILIARITY OR SOMETHING

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 12:02 AM

I know, right

Now you'll discover my horrible secret where I post the same things on all the forums I go to because I like saying them

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 12:20 AM

Spambot

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 12:24 AM

You don't insult me and I won't tell em you have testicles ok

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 12:27 AM

I left a clue but it's pretty obscure :<

also ok

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 12:34 AM

And also I kind of like you way more outside of I-mock which is weird.

And :internethugs :<

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 12:35 AM

Weird indeed.

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 12:37 AM

I never put effort into my I-Mock posts because I know nobody's reading them.

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 12:38 AM

I read eeeeeverrryyyyyythiiiiing :( :( :(

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 12:53 AM

I read your posts, GW.

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 12:54 AM

;)

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 12:58 AM

I always put

Dear Penthouse,

In front of GW's posts.

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602245)

God damn, that shit is creepy. Thanks Tadao. :)

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 01:02 AM

Cause GW is a sexy lady and she knows it

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 01:03 AM

It's like an Ewok/Mogwai/anime thing man.

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 01:26 AM

oh you're talking about the dog

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 01:39 AM

Fuck me, figures Dufresne shows up as soon as I mention The Shawshank Redemption :x

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 01:46 AM

can't catch a break these days

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2008 02:38 AM

hi

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 02:44 AM

Yo

Zomboid Dec 18th, 2008 02:45 AM

Sup dudes.

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 02:53 AM

howz it goin

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 02:55 AM

It's late. I think I'm gonna play Super Street Fighter HD Remix. Later guys.

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 02:56 AM

i'm sick with a cold and there is snow outside, there's not supposed to be snow in WA wth

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 03:18 AM

ps man that forum is retarded >:

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2008 04:05 AM

GOODNIGHT SAM :tear

OUR CONVERSATION WAS ONE SIDED MY MESSAGES WOULDN'T SEND FOR SOME REASON

I LOVE YOU

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2008 04:06 AM

If a mod could please turn that into a pm and send it to him I'd appreciate it

Sam Dec 18th, 2008 04:07 AM

:tear

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 04:31 AM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED SAM THANKS FOR LEAVING ME TO DIIIIIIIE

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2008 05:03 AM

It sure is great to hang out with fucking badass >:
And I get to do this for two weeks :D

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 05:09 AM

:rolleyes

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 05:35 AM

hey pub lover why don't you come talk to your bffs and stop being such a twat fart signed willie

-willie

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 05:41 AM

i h8 life

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2008 05:43 AM

Me2, Buddy. :(


Willie: Suck a dick, Pal. ;)

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 05:49 AM

:yum

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 05:49 AM

i take solace in the fact that my mother died while i was on the right track and she doesn't have to know that i'm going to be a vagabond and thus worry about me.

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 05:50 AM

THANK YOU I WILL DICKS ARE *DELICIOUS*

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 05:54 AM

i will dicks as well

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2008 06:01 AM

Oh yeah, Wycliffe :boohoo

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 06:05 AM

i got nothing in my eyes but fire for u

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2008 06:32 AM

2hot4u ;)

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 06:46 AM

& THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING WHILE I LAY DREAMING

executioneer Dec 18th, 2008 06:56 AM

AND THE BLACK CROW FLEW THRU THE HOLE IN THE SKYYYY

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2008 07:01 AM

NEVER MORE

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 07:02 AM

Razor blades and Draino are both on aisle 5.

JediScum Dec 18th, 2008 07:13 AM

"The earth is coming closer..."

Aaarg Dec 18th, 2008 08:43 AM

SHAVING UTILITIES ARE AISLE 3, DRANO IS AISLE 7, AND BACK WHEN WE STILL SOLD REGULAR OLD RAZOR BLADES THEY WERE BELIEVE IT OR NOT AT THE END OF AISLE 15 (YES! THE FROZEN AISLE!)

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 09:35 AM

I send out my last christmas presents today

I used Chanukah stamps on the ones to the nuns to confuse them

Spoilers!


I am so glad that I don't have to worry about this crap anymore. Now I get to get through the rest of the month on $20. Yay!

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 12:58 PM

Ewwwww now I don't want to fuck you anymore.

pac-man Dec 18th, 2008 01:44 PM



"Funny....... she doesn't look Druish."

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 05:02 PM

Great-aunt on my mother's side.

The rest are all from the section of France that's owned by Germany like every other war.

I am strictly my own thing.

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 05:29 PM




Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602692)
Ewwwww now I don't want to fuck you anymore.


If you ever actually wanted to fuck me, you have terrible taste in women.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 05:30 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 05:32 PM

I'll chalk that up to the Jew in you.

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2008 05:47 PM

old ugly guys will fuck anything that is young, and it has nothing to do with taste but with desperation and anguish.

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2008 05:48 PM

its the sickness unto death :(

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 05:54 PM

actually I think I just got my dad's nose and it isn't so hot on a chick.

My brother-in-law got me a giant nose that squirts shower gel as a christmas gift.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 05:55 PM

Hear that Kitsa! You are young again!

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 05:59 PM

31 going on 110

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 06:28 PM

Asila this forum is p. horrible

ARE GUNS THE MAIN ELEMENT OF FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 06:30 PM

I JUST LIKE ARKWRIGHT TO BE HONEST AND MAYBE VENOMOUS.

ALSO YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT SCREEN NAMES

Guitar Woman Dec 18th, 2008 06:33 PM

Arkwright, the FLCL guy and Venemous are the only good posters I've seen.

The guy with the anime top hat avatar is ok, too.

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 06:37 PM

Delsaber? He's extremely well-spoken. Who's the FLCL guy?

Also fatherofthebride provides a continuous source of amusement with the 'lol wut' thing

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 06:44 PM

HI GUYS! I LIKE TO COME TO THIS FORUM TO POST UNRELATED TOPICS ABOUT ANOTHER FORUM BECAUSE I CAN'T USE INSTANT OR PRIVATE MESSAGES!

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2008 06:46 PM

personally im impressed with their sprawling social life

Asila Dec 18th, 2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602740)
HI GUYS! I LIKE TO COME TO THIS FORUM TO POST UNRELATED TOPICS ABOUT ANOTHER FORUM BECAUSE I CAN'T USE INSTANT OR PRIVATE MESSAGES!


CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING SIMILIAR NEVER EVER

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 06:49 PM

:p

MarioRPG Dec 18th, 2008 06:56 PM

There are not enough people with Bunny avatars, Tadao has made me realize.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 07:01 PM

MarioRPG scored sex!

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 09:19 PM

I wonder how long after you stop vicodin that it's safe to start drinking again.

Pharmacology wasn't my strongest subject :(

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 09:53 PM

I used to drink Vodka while on Vicodin, that's no help though. I would say 8 hours after you took it.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 09:53 PM

8 Hours Minimum.

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 10:05 PM

Well, it's the liver stuff that bothers me, I'm not worried about putting myself in a coma per se, but it is a lot to ask of your liver. Then again, I take a lot of excedrin.

The vicodin didn't do shit for me so I stopped it.

I think this is the first time I've gotten out of the hospital for this and still felt weird and loopy almost a week later.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 10:10 PM

It might take weeks to leave your liver. Maybe you should flush your liver with cranberrie juice and milkthisle over a few days first.

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 10:26 PM

Or maybe just not drink for a couple of weeks :/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 10:27 PM

Screw that :( I'm guessing that you have a weak liver though?


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