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Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 10:30 PM

Nope, I just take a lot of excedrin, drink more than I probably should and have lousy enough health as it is.

Edit: dammit, why do I always get the page brak


kahljorn Dec 18th, 2008 10:44 PM

im not positive but im pretty sure when you shoot up it doesn't affect your liver ;) or at least, not as much. The same goes for snorting/sublingual methods of intake. taking something orally is the worst for your liver :(

you could also try sticking vicodin in your butt. Not only do these other methods not fuck up your liver, but they fuck YOU up more.

Supafly345 Dec 18th, 2008 11:12 PM


LEGGO MY EGGO

Tadao Dec 18th, 2008 11:15 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 18th, 2008 11:39 PM

Whenever I go to the supermarket to shop for food I always go down frozen breakfast isle and want to get eggo's. Then I remember that I did not purchase a toaster yet. My ex-gf used to live with me and she had a Hello Kitty toaster. It was supposed to imprint Hello Kitty on toast but it would just look evil and burned instead.

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2008 11:43 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Hello-Kitty-toas...QQcmdZViewItem

:themoreyouknow

kahljorn Dec 19th, 2008 04:11 AM

its a fact that pure heroin addicts are healthier than alcoholics.

fact.

Aaarg Dec 19th, 2008 06:43 AM


wobzire Dec 19th, 2008 11:11 AM

Haha he's too fat to tuck his shirt in correctly.

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2008 01:20 PM

That guy looks exactly like my neighbor O_o

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 04:13 PM

Those are some tired people.

Grislygus Dec 19th, 2008 04:25 PM

http://www.gamedamage.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=305

:lol

Grislygus Dec 19th, 2008 04:26 PM


Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2008 04:54 PM

:x

executioneer Dec 19th, 2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 602945)
:lol

STRONGLY DISAGREE

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2008 07:25 PM

dammit now I have a sore throat :(

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 08:19 PM

Kitsa, you are becoming goth :goth

Aaarg Dec 19th, 2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 602941)
Those are some tired people.

the man in pink is in spectacular shape for a 71 year-old. i've seen him run through bushes to catch a snake. i've seen him sleep on the forest floor under a canopy of oaks, dropping acorns. one day in class we were talking about the respiratory system and we used a peak flow meter--his lung capacity was more than double my then-girlfriend, a 19 year old girl in normal health.

also he's hilarious.
:love

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 09:16 PM

No wonder he's so tired.

Aaarg Dec 19th, 2008 09:19 PM

best professor ever. the thin little hairs on the front of his head stick up when he's getting into something.

fart

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2008 09:37 PM

I saw on the news they're sending my old entomology professor to check out that Kaylee girl's body in Florida :(

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 10:35 PM

I read the news today oh boy.

WhiteRat Dec 19th, 2008 11:38 PM

I sawthe news and it basically said that we are all going to die. Just like it did the day before. And the day before that. And so on.

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 11:41 PM

The Peace Corps just sent me a reminder :(

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2008 11:45 PM

ff

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2008 11:45 PM

someone edit a page brak into this post I can't do it

Tadao Dec 19th, 2008 11:47 PM

Huh?

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2008 11:53 PM

tadao my friend you are here

DevilWearsPrada Dec 19th, 2008 11:55 PM

niko my cozzin!

Tadao Dec 20th, 2008 12:17 AM

Wassup GW, You can't edit anymore?

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 12:17 AM

no I just don't feel like editing that post

Tadao Dec 20th, 2008 12:44 AM


Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2008 12:51 AM

BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2008 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 603057)
And a Texan, apparently :\

If you hate it here so much, you can leave. >:

You dirty son of a ******. ;)

pac-man Dec 20th, 2008 01:38 AM

You got it all wrong Pub! Texas is awesome.


:|

Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2008 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 429177)

Oh god I can't remember who this is :( :(

Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2008 02:13 AM

I CAN!

Sam Dec 20th, 2008 02:14 AM

BACK OFF MILHOUSE I SAW HER FIRST

Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2008 02:14 AM

>:

Sam Dec 20th, 2008 02:17 AM

>:

Fathom Zero Dec 20th, 2008 02:22 AM

JUMP ON IT

Dixie Dec 20th, 2008 05:27 AM

I'VE GOT SALSA IN MY HAIR!!!

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 06:58 AM

have I said how hard I pwned my car yet

I pwned it pretty hard

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:15 AM

I can't sleep, you guys should sing me a lullabye

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:16 AM

THE TIME IS NOW 3:14 AM :x

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:19 AM

when did this place start sucking

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:19 AM

I bet it was my fault D:

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:20 AM

fffffff

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:21 AM

important member jack4500k is on mabye he should come in and talk to me

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:29 AM

ffffffffff

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 07:30 AM

:pagebrak

pac-man Dec 20th, 2008 08:35 AM



Good mornin' good moooornin'
It's great to stay up late
Good mornin' good mornin' to you
When the band began to play
The stars were shining bright
But now the milkman's on his way
It's too late to say goodnight!

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2008 10:06 AM

All three of those people look like they're having an aneurism.

Guitar Woman Dec 20th, 2008 10:09 AM

eat a dick, I'm taking up the night shift.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2008 11:13 AM

Who are you taking it up with?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2008 12:23 PM

Are there only ghosts right now?

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2008 01:21 PM

I just got back from the mall and Walmart.

Fuck the mall and Walmart.

HickMan Dec 20th, 2008 02:18 PM

Hey guys guess whose back FROM BASIC

pac-man Dec 20th, 2008 02:22 PM

Hickman, are you back from basic?

HickMan Dec 20th, 2008 02:23 PM

BACK FROM BASIC

Kitsa Dec 20th, 2008 03:11 PM

without going all private pyle, congrats :D

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2008 03:14 PM

basically you're back. Welcome back

Tadao Dec 20th, 2008 03:56 PM

I bet you're fucking horny as hell after showering with all those men for so long.

kahljorn Dec 20th, 2008 04:03 PM

I did ecstasy last night :(

Neen Dec 20th, 2008 04:31 PM

The stripper?

Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 603142)
Hey guys guess whose back FROM BASIC

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE

Sam Dec 20th, 2008 05:47 PM

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

executioneer Dec 20th, 2008 08:34 PM

TELL US WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM C++ THEN MAYBE WE'LL BE EMPRESSED

Kitsa Dec 21st, 2008 12:19 AM

My bf just shone a flashlight in my eyes.

That really fucking hurts if you get it at just the right angle.

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2008 12:43 AM

ok

Aaarg Dec 21st, 2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 603194)
TELL US WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM C++ THEN MAYBE WE'LL BE EMPRESSED

LM*O

Fathom Zero Dec 21st, 2008 01:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2zkh6ZOGE

I weep at what could have been.

WhiteRat Dec 21st, 2008 03:52 AM

Tadao where are you, they have some really shitty dinosaur movie on Sci Fi right now.

HickMan Dec 21st, 2008 11:36 AM

I missed you guys :notreally So what's up?

pac-man Dec 21st, 2008 11:42 AM

A lot of pretentiousness.

WhiteRat Dec 21st, 2008 12:16 PM




That and someone posted pictures of them self fucking a Whopper in the first Whopper Virgins thread that Rog deleted.

Tadao Dec 21st, 2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 603243)
Tadao where are you, they have some really shitty dinosaur movie on Sci Fi right now.

It's only 10:30 you damn future child! Thanks for the heads up though!

Tadao Dec 21st, 2008 02:56 PM

So Hickman, hows the military been treating you? I hope you like it and haven't changed you mind.

Sam Dec 21st, 2008 03:12 PM

HICKMAN, DO YOU STILL GET YOUR D*CK SUCKED?

pac-man Dec 21st, 2008 03:16 PM

Did they break you down and build you back up?

Neen Dec 21st, 2008 06:09 PM

Better? Faster? Stronger? Did they have the technology?

HickMan Dec 21st, 2008 06:40 PM

Answer to all:

totally

Pub Lover Dec 21st, 2008 06:47 PM

Clay! After you left, yer brother tried to post here again, but we chased him off.

HickMan Dec 21st, 2008 07:26 PM


DON'T WORRY GUYS, CAPTAIN COOL IS HERE TO KICK SOME DOORS IN AND BEAT NERDS UP IN THE NAME OF HOT CHICKS AND ROCK AND ROLL

Tadao Dec 21st, 2008 07:33 PM

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

HickMan Dec 21st, 2008 07:39 PM

DONT ASK ME TO KICK YOUR FACE CAUSE' I'LL DO IT FOR FREE

FOR FREEDOM

Tadao Dec 21st, 2008 07:44 PM

I'm sure that shit has a purpose and all, but dood, that's totally gay :(

Tadao Dec 21st, 2008 07:48 PM


MetalMilitia Dec 21st, 2008 10:11 PM


MetalMilitia Dec 21st, 2008 10:22 PM



I think this cat is fatter now than it was the first time around.

Sam Dec 21st, 2008 10:35 PM

Hickman is my hero. :(

I feel safer then ever.

pac-man Dec 21st, 2008 10:43 PM

Stay Hooah, Hickman. ;)

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 01:22 AM



I wanna click all over her :(

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2008 09:27 AM

I used to collect ads that could also easily be porn scenes.

My favorite was a woman biting into a jalapeno popper and the white cream cheese was somehow splashed all over her face and dribbling down her chin.

bigtimecow Dec 22nd, 2008 02:16 PM

I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE

and now that i'm off of school i'd like to "chat" it up!

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 03:42 PM

Sup BTC, did you ever get that art project finished? Dam slackers!

I would have loved to see that one Kitsa, sounds like blatant sex=sales thinkology.

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2008 04:32 PM

I spilled some flour in the kitchen and the cats came to investigate it and now they look like cokeheads running all over the house, it's awesome.

HickMan Dec 22nd, 2008 05:03 PM


Sam Dec 22nd, 2008 05:10 PM

THUGLIFE

HickMan Dec 22nd, 2008 05:12 PM

:rolleyes


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