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Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 05:59 PM

That's better. I SEE YOU FLEXING BTW! :rolleyes

HickMan Dec 22nd, 2008 06:56 PM

stfu I'm just Army Strong

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 07:22 PM

:yum ;)

bigtimecow Dec 22nd, 2008 08:09 PM

@Tadao: no, not really :( we only got one of them back (physically) and i probably should scan it in and post it, but i'm too lazy to go find it :x

ANYWAY SUP GUYZ IT'S SNOWING A LOT HERE

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

Deep snow?

bigtimecow Dec 22nd, 2008 08:39 PM

sort of. it was all fluff so it wasnt that bad, but some turned to ice and it sucked balls

how's the weather wherever you live?

Neen Dec 22nd, 2008 08:45 PM

It's up to my testicles.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 08:47 PM

We have a foot or so of snow. Not too bad.

bigtimecow Dec 22nd, 2008 09:11 PM

is your avatar monty python?

now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2008 09:26 PM

I can almost wear shorts today.

Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2008 09:36 PM

Finally shave?

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2008 09:52 PM

It is bright sunshine & really hot. :hat

It's gonna rain on the 25th tho. >:

Kitsa Dec 22nd, 2008 10:26 PM

I just spiked some warm gingerbread with 101-proof whiskey.

It's not bad.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 603495)
is your avatar monty python?

now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...And_the_Battle_Begun

Aaron Nagel from Link 80's art.

bigtimecow Dec 22nd, 2008 10:54 PM

aha!

Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2008 11:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3aDaCpxKUo

This track started it all for me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 22nd, 2008 11:47 PM

Anyone else need to brush off their car with a shovel this morning?

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2008 12:15 AM

I had a classmate that thought it was brilliant to thaw off his windshield with a bucket of hot water.

It didn't end well. Fuckin' idiot.

Supafly345 Dec 23rd, 2008 12:23 AM


pac-man Dec 23rd, 2008 12:36 AM

I'd still fuck her.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 01:13 AM

I wanna fuck this lady


pac-man Dec 23rd, 2008 01:26 AM

I'd be willing to bet she doesn't have genitals

Aaarg Dec 23rd, 2008 01:27 AM

I wanna fuck(ing sew her mouth shut) that lady too.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:19 AM

I bet she likes to do dirty nasty things.

Aaarg Dec 23rd, 2008 02:32 AM

I bet she likes to be choked, but that's because all women secretly like to be choked.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:52 AM



I'd like to pull down her panties and stroke her cock.

Aaarg Dec 23rd, 2008 03:01 AM

She would probably enjoy that, honestly.

Aaarg Dec 23rd, 2008 03:13 AM


executioneer Dec 23rd, 2008 04:21 AM

woahhhhh

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 04:48 AM

hehe, that is kinda trippy.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603571)
I wanna fuck this lady



I'd like a list of the ladies you don't want to fuck, Tadao.

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2008 10:22 AM

So what are you guys gonna have for breakfast?

I'm frying an egg and then breaking the yolk and putting it on some toast :D

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:31 AM

I'm doing holiday baking so I ate a blob of cookie dough with some diet pepsi.

I'd say they cancelled each other out but I'm not that dumb.

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2008 10:42 AM

I never thought I'd give this amount of shit about Christmas.

I didn't realize it was two days away until like just now.

HickMan Dec 23rd, 2008 10:46 AM

This is the best Christmas ever!

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:59 AM

I sent out Christmas cards to my Baptist and Catholic relatives with Hanukkah stamps on them.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 12:51 PM

My gmail inbox tells me that Jason Grunert just added me as a friend on facebook.

I didn't think I knew him. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 01:20 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 603561)
It'd be libel in this case.

True. If only I had another social outlet, I'd likely not pretend you were all speaking directly to me . ;(

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 01:37 PM

I'm speaking to you directly, Pub.

Feel the intensity of my gaze.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:11 PM

*HUGS AN KISSES*

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:22 PM

Family is arriving today! Yay!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:23 PM

I SAID YAY!

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 02:28 PM

Yay?

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:33 PM

Hi pretty lady.

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 02:36 PM

Me? Or is this to Pub?

Just thought i'd check.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:42 PM

Pub, but Hi to you too!

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:45 PM

Shrub, wanna get married? :)

Tadao, I'm sorry I can't marry you too. :(

Plus I can't have yer kids and stuff & I would really wanna, so that would just make me sad all the time. :(

But anyway, I'm talking to Shrub. :)

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 02:45 PM

Good good.
Feeling festive?

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 02:46 PM

Oh.
Hmmm.
Would you have my kids?

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:48 PM

Too bad can't be a polygamist bisexual and marry all of us.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:48 PM

Yes? :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:49 PM


Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 02:49 PM

The facebook thing, I don't get it. I had these two people who added me and I have no freaking clue who they are. But then again I'm bad at Facebook so they might be that version of Myspace Tom and I'd never know.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:49 PM


Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:50 PM

Dressing them as dancing pandas doesn't fool Liquidstatik for long. :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:51 PM

I only have myspace and never use it. This is my profile pic

I shaved though :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:53 PM

Myspace tells me that Seven Force is getting married.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 02:53 PM

I used myspace for a while, then my family got on and that ruined it.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:54 PM

Seven Force.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:54 PM

Getting Married.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 02:55 PM

I thought he was unsure.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:55 PM

I say eek at the whole damn thing. >:

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:56 PM

Or maybe I say angry fasce at it. :eek

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 02:56 PM

He can't marry, he's black :x

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 02:57 PM

VIRTUAL DREIDEL TIME

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603670)
I thought he was unsure.

That was about an ex-girlfriend claiming to be pregnant.

Seven Force has a rich fantasy life?

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603673)
He can't marry, he's black :x

He's only half black. His penis is regulation white person size. (I has seen it)

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 02:59 PM

I made a gingerbread Christmas Pudding today. I'm guessing it will taste way better than real Christmas pudding, which contains nasty fruit-rind landmines :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 03:01 PM

I used to do tech support for koshernet.com. They were on our contract and I was the only one who could handle crazy hasidic Jews who can't get on the internet.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603674)


DevilWearsPrada Dec 23rd, 2008 03:07 PM

virtual =/= monkey :/

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:13 PM

But are butt-sniffing monkeys Jewish, or at least Kosher? :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 03:20 PM

http://www.virtualjerusalem.com/live...TOKEN=19511091

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 03:29 PM

god I'm tired. This is where a coke habit would come in handy.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:31 PM

Why not a coke habit?

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:31 PM


Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 03:37 PM

I can barely afford my medical habits as it is.


I had a lot of projects going today and they're thankfully mostly finished, now I can relax a little (until it's time to celebrate with the family tonight)

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:40 PM

That is what crime was created for.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 03:40 PM

Meth is pretty cheap and you will at least have an excuse as to why you put strange things on display in your front yard.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 03:40 PM


Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 03:51 PM

Alone in the house near christmas.


BEER TIME

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 03:53 PM

Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.

Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603694)
Alone in the house near christmas.


BEER TIME

:tear

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603696)
Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.

>:

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 04:02 PM

You first! :orgasm

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 04:03 PM

I don't drink as much lately.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 04:07 PM

Shrub, I hope this is the reason why I don't have nekid pics of you yet >:

http://www.businessweek.com/globalbi...lobal+business

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 04:13 PM

MMMMMM
Man.

PEER PRESSURE!

Well, elder pressure.

Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 04:18 PM

SHRUBFEST I WOULD NEVER PRESSURE YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. :tear

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 04:20 PM

Wanna hear weird...

I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip.

I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.



Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 04:26 PM

Don't do it, Shrub. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603700)
I don't drink as much lately.

I don't need to drink at all to take such pictures. :)

People have to be drunk to want to see that shit tho. :(

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 04:32 PM

SHOW US!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 04:33 PM

I like Pub in dress pics. I like to jerk off to them while listening to Aphex Twin.

Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 04:33 PM

I AM GOING TO START DRINKING AND THEN GO BACK TO WORK. :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603707)
Wanna hear weird...

I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.

I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip.

I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed.



That just means you can enjoy more Whiskey!

Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 05:01 PM

:tear

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603711)
SHOW US!

:lol

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 05:10 PM

Please?

Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 05:10 PM

I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 05:15 PM

Ooooh.

Yay!


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