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Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 03:47 PM




There is an equal amount of men and women on! :O

Tadao, RaNkeri, HickMan, Kitsa, Carnivore Is God, Pub Lover, Shrubfest

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 03:48 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 03:54 PM

Am I a eunuch? >:

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 03:54 PM

9Nevermind, I remember what I am. :(

Shut up. :tear

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 03:58 PM


Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2009 04:23 PM



This is the only ad I get now

I miss gay chubby dating >:

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 04:27 PM

I see nothing.

BTW Girls in glasses are hawt.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 04:34 PM


Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2009 04:38 PM

How do you guys get all these good ads? All i get is banking and tv licencing.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 04:39 PM

Try acting gay?

Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2009 04:41 PM

Hmm...visit more porn, perhaps?

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 04:47 PM

No, post something very descriptive about a sexual fantasy with you and Cig.

Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2009 04:48 PM

Oh, no. Those are private.

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 04:49 PM



:/

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 04:51 PM

Is that 2 chicks kissing? I can't tell

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 04:52 PM

It is in my mind!

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609950)
I see nothing.

BTW Girls in glasses are hawt.

Lose 25 pounds in 3 weeks, get flat stomach.

I must be doing too much fat posting :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 04:54 PM

Tyttöraukka-Ranny, doesn't the text that pops up talk about lesbian fantasies?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 609962)
I must be doing too much fat posting :x

Maybe google confused you for our Finnish Friend. :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 609955)
Klaus Nomi is another individual that scares the shit out of me.

Here's another for you, Pub.

I've forgotten why I think you care that scary people fook yer mom. :confused

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 05:04 PM

P.L, just where do you dig up your finnish? >:


Also, lesbians are cool :x

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609966)
P.L, just where do you dig up your finnish? >:

Kyläbaari mostly. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:08 PM

You are a grateful people. ;)

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 609966)
Also, lesbians are cool :x

Stupid Finnnnnnns.

Lesbians are hot :orgasm

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 05:18 PM

Hey Milhouse, do you stilll own a calculator watch?

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 05:19 PM

So hot they destroy your nerve endings, making you inable to feel pain/hot, but yet you can still feel cold/cool? :yum

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 05:25 PM

Again there is another equal amount of women to men.

Tadao, RaNkeri, Pub Lover, Shrubfest, mew barios, Dimnos, JediScum

Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2009 05:28 PM

And i'm still part of this group.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 05:29 PM

Yeah, you are equal to 6 women :love

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:31 PM

Being faggots is different to being wimmen, T.

Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2009 05:31 PM

By personality or weight?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609976)
Yeah, you are equal to 6 women :love

Are you calling her fat? :eek

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 05:33 PM

For fuck sakes Tadao, learn to count >:

RaNkeri Jan 28th, 2009 05:33 PM

Oh never mind, I forgot that P.L is a tranvestite :<

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 05:34 PM

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! i THOUGHT IS WAS ALL SMOTTH AND SHIT BUT IT ENDED UP MILHOUSED!

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:36 PM

Am not. >:


Much. :tear

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 609982)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! i THOUGHT IS WAS ALL SMOTTH AND SHIT BUT IT ENDED UP MILHOUSED!

Certainly shit, possibly smooth shit. I might even go as far as saying watery shit.

wobzire Jan 28th, 2009 05:43 PM

ew

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 05:45 PM

Hey Robster! Are you at work? ;)

I like your comics. :)

wobzire Jan 28th, 2009 06:02 PM

I am at work! From home!! So I have been able to make comics!!! :D

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 06:04 PM

Make one about Milhouse!

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 06:11 PM


Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 06:12 PM

Hey Kitsa! Have you listened to The Hanson Brothers yet?

http://www.myspace.com/hansonbrotherscanada

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 06:21 PM

Every show the play Neil Young's Hey Hey, My My for Johnny Ramone.

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 08:09 PM

I hadn't, but I will.

I'm more of a Joey girl than a Johnny girl, though.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 08:25 PM

They are NoMeansNo tribute band to Hockey and The Ramones. Hopefully you wont be all snobby and like them.

Here is their Joey song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x9X6z5fd1c

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2009 08:40 PM

gay

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 08:44 PM

Have you ever been relevant?

Esuohlim Jan 28th, 2009 08:46 PM

I know a guy that looks like Ally Sheedy :x

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2009 08:47 PM

Tell him I said he's pretty. :(

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2009 08:58 PM


Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 09:03 PM

rarw

MetalMilitia Jan 28th, 2009 09:04 PM

oh wow

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2009 09:04 PM

:3

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 09:14 PM

when have you ever known me to be "all snobby"?

Also, are these the same Hanson Brothers? They sorta look like what I remember. Guess I could google it.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 09:19 PM

No, they are not, just old men who know how to punk better than most of these green day fags nowadays.

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 09:29 PM

The bf and I regularly have arguments over punk music. He does not acknowledge anything before Screeching Weasel/NOFX :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 28th, 2009 09:30 PM

I really like this site: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 610050)
The bf and I regularly have arguments over punk music. He does not acknowledge anything before Screeching Weasel/NOFX :rolleyes

I think he is right.

MetalMilitia Jan 28th, 2009 09:42 PM

jo8031311 sent me this PM, Tadao:

Quote:

Look man he started the fight why am I the one getting the ill treatment. Completely unfair if I get banned he should be banned too.
You better watch your back.

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2009 09:43 PM

Then I have nothing to say to you, sir.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 09:48 PM

Lol I got this one myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo8136
>::dieFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!


Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 10:49 PM

If I was into astrology this girl would be hot.


HickMan Jan 28th, 2009 10:50 PM

Sounds like I missed out on some good times!

executioneer Jan 28th, 2009 11:37 PM

i give that guy a infraction warning for thread derailing :lol

Tadao Jan 28th, 2009 11:45 PM

:lol Willie for Pres!

Sam Jan 29th, 2009 12:09 AM

Willie is the best moderator ever.

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2009 12:53 AM

whats a moderator

DevilWearsPrada Jan 29th, 2009 12:54 AM

moderator, damn near killed 'er

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 12:54 AM

One who squashes ZBF because he has balls!

RaNkeri Jan 29th, 2009 01:07 AM

Aww man, what did I miss? :(

executioneer Jan 29th, 2009 01:10 AM

i split the fun off into another thread have at em tadao and jo6666 or w/e the numbers were

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 01:15 AM

I can't find it! Esu must have got jealous and removed it >:

executioneer Jan 29th, 2009 01:18 AM

its in gb

edit: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701545

RaNkeri Jan 29th, 2009 01:22 AM

Thank you willie

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 01:23 AM



Can we ban DWP for a week so he wont gay things up.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 01:30 AM

Seriously. It's like watching a retard try to play baseball.

DevilWearsPrada Jan 29th, 2009 01:31 AM

Mental retardation is no laughing matter

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2009 04:04 AM

Someone tell me something good. I need it right now.

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 04:07 AM

You look pretty in that dress?

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 58174)
Hey Mock. You remember when I asked how much that Tick action figure went for? Well anyway I was going to sent it to you but since I live with my parents and they have REALLY stupid rules I can't send it to you. Unless I do it secretly of course. But anyway my parents say that you want to have huge toy collections and nobody will have anymore and the value will go up. I really couldn't care less. I just wanna support I-mockery any way I can.
But I promise you, I will get that toy to you any way I can.

I wonder if Hickmans parents ever let him use the mailbox.

HickMan Jan 29th, 2009 07:30 AM

:lol never happened

HickMan Jan 29th, 2009 07:31 AM

I gave my Tick action figure to the Army :lol

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 08:49 AM

My parents networked all of us to one printer, which was in a hallway closet, so that no one could print anything "secret" and they could see what we were printing at all times. They did a great many crazy things like that for a long time.

I never did find out what horrible, evil thing I was supposed to have been secretly printing.

Dixie Jan 29th, 2009 09:05 AM

Carnivore Is God, Jeanette X, mburbank, Kitsa


Poor Max, he's alllll alone.

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 09:28 AM

I read a short story once in college about a girl who was a necrophiliac. She started out by rubbing dead woodland creatures on her naked body to absorb their energy, then she got a job in a morgue and had her way with corpses at night. Eventually she gets a depressive emo boyfriend who becomes convinced that she'll only truly love him if he offs himself.

If nothing else, it convinced me that Canadian short stories kick American short stories' collective ass. (It was in a Canadian Lit class).

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2009 09:33 AM

Hey Willie, how's the new cheese knife working out for you?

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 09:46 AM

Here's something else...do you know they have online hooker reviews? (probably nsfw)

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2009 10:05 AM

Not that surprising. You don't buy a toaster these days without first checking an on-line review and that rarely houses anything as valuable as your dick. Rarely.

executioneer Jan 29th, 2009 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 610185)
Hey Willie, how's the new cheese knife working out for you?

IT REALLY CUTS THE CHEESE, AND BY CUTS THE CHEESE I MEAN IT'S THE FARTS

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2009 10:52 AM

Super!

One day I hope to buy a cheese knife. :(

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 11:13 AM

I find that the wire guillotine-cutters are easier to use.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2009 11:23 AM

Hwey guys I am veery drunk, tell kitsa I love her, k?


:D


Everyone else can take a shit and die as they don't challenge me.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2009 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 610118)
Hahaha does Domo have school girl boobies?

Don't talk to blue fox like that, I'll kick your ass.

hahas as if

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 11:38 AM

You're incomprehensible regardless of blood alcohol level, Pub.

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2009 01:28 PM

HELLO!

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2009 01:52 PM

HI!

RaNkeri Jan 29th, 2009 02:27 PM

'LO

Tadao Jan 29th, 2009 02:34 PM

Drinking doesn't cure my hate.

Kitsa Jan 29th, 2009 02:47 PM

I was having fun looking up some hockey stuff and then I ran into something that was totally fucked.

Who the hell had the time to sit down and write a "7 Minutes in Heaven" fanfic about Columbus Blue Jackets Players?

:/


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