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Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 03:44 PM

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re: the bus thing...

If I caught any kid of mine doing anything like that, they'd be praying for sweet sweet death.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 03:49 PM

I would certainly hope so.
Then again you are logical, unlike most parents.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEEPZ!

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 03:51 PM

It's just boys being boys. Geez

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:01 PM

Boys being boys is throwing things like boogers and pulling girl's hair.
They save the blowtorches for when they get to the woods.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:08 PM

I remember lots of wacky shit from the bus, but I don't ever remember someone shoving my face into some guy's naked crotch.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:19 PM

I'm doing pretty good with the taped thumbs thing.
I even made spaghetti!

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 613537)
I remember lots of wacky shit from the bus, but I don't ever remember someone shoving my face into some guy's naked crotch.

You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:21 PM

Half of the bottle of wine is missing :(

I don't remember drinking that much.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 613540)
You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool


:tear

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 613540)
You didn't go to Rock 'N' Roll Highschool

Nuke 'Em High was better!


Damn Kitsa, starting the evening off early?

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 04:23 PM

Fun Fun!

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 04:24 PM

I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 04:26 PM

Carnivore, you're kind of starting to scare me.

I went to Intolerance High.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:28 PM

I was going to post a pic of myself with my beloved, well-worn Rock n Roll Highschool DVD, but I knew I would regret it immediately.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palindrome (Post 613546)
Carnivore, you're kind of starting to scare me.

I went to Intolerance High.

Don't worry about it, I have to be nice to you. The mutual friend we share is someone I actually see pretty often.

And no you didn't, but I'll be nice and not post where you went to high school.
:)

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:37 PM

:boohoo

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:39 PM

ZIZIZIZIZIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


ZIIIZIZIZIZIZIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:41 PM

OH fuck that's right violins go ZIZIZI in Finland.
How about that?
Kitsa, you're genius.

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:41 PM

Holy shit, Kitsa knows Wycliffe theme? :love

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 04:42 PM

I went to Lee-Davis High School. As in General Lee - Jefferson Davis. Our mascot was the confederate, and I didn't pass a single day there without hearing a handful of racial or otherwise ignorant slurs. I also was part of too many fights that were started because one of my friends or another was a boy in make-up.

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:42 PM

And I'm not sure whether it shoud be ZIZIZI or TSITSITSI :/

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 04:43 PM

Jeez, that sounded way more defensive than I had intended. Sorry about that.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:44 PM

zizizi zi ziiii

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:45 PM

I think they used TSIINTSIIINTSIIN in the Donald Duck comics I read when I was in elementary school :E

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 04:46 PM

:eek

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 04:46 PM

Oh, did it block you?

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:47 PM

I've only ever read Italian donald duck comics where the rich uncle was called Zio Papperone or something like that.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palindrome (Post 613554)
I went to Lee-Davis High School. As in General Lee - Jefferson Davis. Our mascot was the confederate, and I didn't pass a single day there without hearing a handful of racial or otherwise ignorant slurs. I also was part of too many fights that were started because one of my friends or another was a boy in make-up.

Hahaha
My school used to have another name for that place.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:48 PM

High school is just a holding pen anyway, there's very little actual education to be had in the place.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 04:50 PM

Kitsa, you can be my friend on Myspace.
:)
I can PM you the super secret info needed to be let into my super secret life.

Sam Feb 12th, 2009 04:50 PM

The comments on that bus thing are hilarious. Someone suggests that all the trouble happened on the back of the bus out of sight of the bus driver, and someone immediately goes "ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BLACK PEOPLE DID THIS? OMFG YOU RACIST"

:lol

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:51 PM

Donald Duck has been fucking huge in Finland ever since 1950s.

Tradition goes that when a boy becomes a man he usually receives his father's old Donald Duck comics, which are usually hidden in the garage from the eyes of the women. From there on it's a sacred mission to continue that legacy by collecting more Donald Ducks that you can pass on to your first born son.

Semper Fi :tear

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:51 PM

lolz

k CiG :D

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 04:52 PM

They used to staple mini donald duck comics to the back of French and Italian toys. I mean, to the back of the cardboard cards. They were like 5 pgs long and really shittily made.

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 613562)
Hahaha
My school used to have another name for that place.

It was probably completely accurate, if it's any of the alternatives I've heard.

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 04:55 PM

We got all the good stuff. Everybody loves Carl

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 05:03 PM

Kitsa, YOU ARE APPROVED!

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 05:05 PM

AWESOME

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 05:07 PM

congratulations

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 05:09 PM

I'm sorry Rankeri, but I've already got like 4 Finnish people as friends.
If I add you that's like the whole fucking country.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 05:11 PM

But I'd still be your friend, because I have not met a Finn I didn't like.

RaNkeri Feb 12th, 2009 05:13 PM

Sorry babe, I've got better things to do than hang around in myspace :rolleyes

Spoilers!

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 05:15 PM

HA!
Didn't think so.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2009 06:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt2vn...e=channel_page

HickMan Feb 12th, 2009 07:13 PM

Guys I can't find any Ed Wood movies at the movie rental place so I guess it's to the Amazon.com I go ;(

But I did buy a 50 sci-fi classics for 15 bux. Santa Claus conquers the the martians is on it :o

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 07:18 PM

That's a good deal. It sounds like there's going to be a lot of crap on it though.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 07:19 PM

How is this supposed to help you secure our nation?

executioneer Feb 12th, 2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 613503)
You guys come help me pack dammit!

im not doing a whole lot tomorrow :(

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 08:05 PM

Tomorrow sounds great!
But I have no way of getting you over here. :(
Curse me and my non-driving ass.

executioneer Feb 12th, 2009 08:22 PM

Well dang :(

executioneer Feb 12th, 2009 08:30 PM

well i accepted your facebook request so you can get my cell # off there if ya wanna txt me or summat

Zomboid Feb 12th, 2009 08:44 PM

Out of the people from here, I only have Sam and Max (lolololol) on facebook. AAAAAND Max deleted a comment I made on his status change. It was something along the lines of:
"YEAH BRAW!!!!! CHANGE THAT STATUS! CHANGE IT! FUUUUCK YEAH!!!!"

But still :(

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 08:58 PM

Even though I know you can do various access stuff, I still prefer to keep my old facebook account (friends) and my new facebook account (family) separate.

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2009 09:06 PM

I'm facebook friends with one guy from the forums, funny thing is he's like Finnish or something so all his updates are just indecipherable strings of consonants and weird characters. I think his name was... like... guybrush... greybush... something like that? Meh, it's been years since he's posted. Shame really, I remember enjoying reading his posts.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 09:08 PM

There are lots of people on my facebook that I knew 10+ years ago who just suddenly seemed to resurface. That's been pretty weird. I've got a few people I haven't seen since second grade.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 09:40 PM

I can never find anyone on facebook.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 09:49 PM

I have a very bad memory as I just never really gave a shit. So people always come up to me and tell me stories about how we did this and that and I can't even fucking remember a thing about them. :(

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 09:49 PM

So facebook would be a nightmare.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 10:06 PM

On the bright side it's a good way to fill in some gaps of weekends...or years.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 10:13 PM

My past is full of people I don't remember and people who would try to sponge off me. I have kept all the friends I trust with me through all these years very close to me. So really, facebook would just allow people I don't want to be in contact with, be in contact with me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 10:26 PM

I see your point.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 10:28 PM

My sister woke up at her boyfriends house with pain in her eye the other day and it hurt more when it was exposed to the light. Hey boyfriend said when she was drunk she said she wanted to be a pirate, turns out she has an eye infection now.

I normally send her a sad face when bad stuff happens but she got really mad because I sent her a

.(

instead

Also, her friend kept calling her cyclops last night.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 10:32 PM

lol @ .(

Sam Feb 12th, 2009 10:34 PM

Did she get cocked in the eye? :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 10:38 PM

She may have actually. I think she woke up wearing her birthday suit too.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 10:51 PM

She's lucky it wasn't way worse, light sensitivity can mean all kinds of horrid things :/

Facebook is an excellent tool for reminding me how shitty my life is in comparison to my peers'.

Sam Feb 12th, 2009 10:58 PM

At least you didn't get cocked in the eye. :rolleyes

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 11:04 PM

It depends on how you look at it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 11:36 PM

I think she took a real close look.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 11:38 PM

lol man that musta been one dirty dick

Sam Feb 12th, 2009 11:51 PM

She must have thought it was her telescope. :rolleyes

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 12:06 AM

"Text"?
I do not have a cell phone so I cannot do this "texting" thing.
But I can call and bug you.

Zomboid Feb 13th, 2009 12:11 AM

Does calling other people that you only know from a forum seem really odd to anyone else? :(

Sam Feb 13th, 2009 12:17 AM

CiG you could call me on the phone but I'd probably start masturbating. :rolleyes

Not because it was you on the phone, just because I masturbate all the time. :rolleyes

Zomboid Feb 13th, 2009 12:19 AM

You could call me but I'd probably hang up :rolleyes

Aaarg Feb 13th, 2009 12:44 AM

I hate talking on the phone.

Sam Feb 13th, 2009 12:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y

I hope this is an act because it's hilarious.

Aaarg Feb 13th, 2009 12:49 AM

I wouldn't have put up with it as calmly as Dave does. I mean, you can tell he's getting pissed, but he still keeps his head. It wouldn't have lasted that long before I'd said "get the fuck off my show."

Sam Feb 13th, 2009 12:50 AM

UNLESS HE WAS IN ON IT.

pac-man Feb 13th, 2009 12:50 AM


Kitsa Feb 13th, 2009 12:51 AM

In my experience, forum people are generally lamer, milder versions of themselves in real life.

Tadao Feb 13th, 2009 12:57 AM

That's what she said.

Aaarg Feb 13th, 2009 01:00 AM

hay guys dose anybody here likes final fantasy 7?



Not anymore, you don't.

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2009 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 613741)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y

I hope this is an act because it's hilarious.


Quote:

This video is not available in your country
What the hell :(

Tadao Feb 13th, 2009 01:49 AM

Hahahahaha Finland!

Sam Feb 13th, 2009 02:25 AM

HAHA SUCK IT FINLAND.

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2009 03:13 AM

:rolleyes

Sam Feb 13th, 2009 03:14 AM

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2009 03:22 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 13th, 2009 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Copper (Post 613733)
To Ghost: Actually, said present was several years ago and he and I parted on very good terms, actually. This V-Day, I'm single and quite content with that fact.

Same here......but there's always room for change. :love

executioneer Feb 13th, 2009 06:09 AM

whoops i fell asleep!

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 613722)
Does calling other people that you only know from a forum seem really odd to anyone else? :(

You may think so, but lets not forget that I've bribed I-Mockery forum admins to move my furniture.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa
In my experience, forum people are generally lamer, milder versions of themselves in real

I've had great luck with I-Mockery members, no one's creeped me out yet. Yahoo Chat about 8-9 years ago gave me my only bad experiences with meeting people from online.
Here we generally have good people though. I even have a very high opinion of my ex who used to post here!

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 10:34 AM

Is it loading slow this morning, or is it just me?

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2009 12:24 PM

No, it's loading slowly and only half the time for me.

My ex is one of the worst things the Internet ever did to me. If not the worst. Certainly the most expensive.

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 01:03 PM

I would like a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt.

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 01:12 PM

I'm going to go do some yardwork.
I have a some flowers that need repotting.

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2009 01:12 PM

FERGUS, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88pvC--ZhI8

Dixie Feb 13th, 2009 01:16 PM

That's great!!!!

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2009 01:34 PM

The one where she calls a screeching halt to the egg-and-spoon race because the eggs aren't organic is a good one too.

Tadao Feb 13th, 2009 01:40 PM

Awesome! I need to watch more of her.


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