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Tadao Feb 16th, 2009 10:31 PM



I hate spiders!

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2009 10:50 PM

I don't mind spiders if they keep to themselves and don't go invading me, my bathrooms or my furniture.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 16th, 2009 11:19 PM

I have one living in my shower. I used to really not like spiders. Now I don't mind them because they take care of things I like even less.

MetalMilitia Feb 16th, 2009 11:25 PM

Spiders are not relevant to my interests :posh

RaNkeri Feb 17th, 2009 02:33 AM

I don't mind the little ones, but those really big ones creep me out

Shrubfest Feb 17th, 2009 07:18 AM

HA.
I just emailed my art wanker tutor basically telling him he's given me depression.

Lets see how this works out.

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2009 08:26 AM

Reminds me about when I showed everybody Vinegarroons.

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2009 10:45 AM

I hate BABALITY PANCAKES' name and avatar so much. Why cant he just have a normal name and avatar like everyone else?

RaNkeri Feb 17th, 2009 11:50 AM

Don't forget his signature

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 614446)
HA.
I just emailed my art wanker tutor basically telling him he's given me depression.

Lets see how this works out.

Best of luck, maybe he'll ask you over to talk about it ;)

executioneer Feb 17th, 2009 02:54 PM

FUCK

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 03:09 PM

Why soooooo angry William?


executioneer Feb 17th, 2009 03:14 PM

my weekend kinda sucked

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2009 03:19 PM

my "paraphrase the Old Testament" project would go a lot easier if the characters were called Mike and Steve and John instead of Amraphel, Chedorlaomer and Shinab :(

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 03:27 PM

I don't have weekends anymore, I have Monthends.

b_squared Feb 17th, 2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 614421)
I don't mind spiders if they keep to themselves and don't go invading me, my bathrooms or my furniture.

I agree!

The spider on my avatar is one I saw in the yard. The thing was about the size of a quarter. It is a jumping spider. When I got close to it to take a picture it's eyes would "look" at me and they would shine a metallic green color. Same with it's fang like mouth parts.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2009 05:36 PM

Jumping spiders are smart, visual and have my respect, but they still give me the jibblies.

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 05:42 PM

Spider love me. They usually don't bite me if I drink, but if I'm sober for any amount of time they all crave my sweet sweet blood.

RaNkeri Feb 17th, 2009 05:47 PM

When I was in kindergarden I tried to make spiders bite me so I could become spider-man :lol



:(

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 05:52 PM

hehehe, I have a kindergarten book where I filled out things I hate and things I love. I left things I hate blank and things I love was a big fucking smiling spider. I think they love me too. :tear

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2009 06:01 PM

I was in kindergarten the year ET came out, and if we could memorize our phone numbers we got a whole bag of reese's pieces. I still remember that number after almost 30 years.

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 06:08 PM

Mmmmmmmm peanut butter and chocolate.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 17th, 2009 06:20 PM

They looked down on me for having to look at the number while reciting my PH# in kindergarten. Also I was only like a foot tall.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2009 08:17 PM

I looked like a little ethiopian kid in Kindergarten- skinny, big eyes, spindly arms and legs. To this day I lament the fact that it didn't last past 6th grade.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 17th, 2009 10:04 PM

Here's this awesome picture of me in kindergarten:

http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threest.../fuddpics.html

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 10:14 PM

Hey Kitsa, I hope you don't put your work up on facebook.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/face...deralcomplaint

I thought contracts that have no expiration date are actually not recognized in court.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2009 10:23 PM

Yeah, I heard about that and took all but 4 photos off. Edited to add: And it might not matter if I delete it anyway, because Facebook-Superman can just spin the earth backwards and retrieve it.

That was a tad sneaky on their part, but I don't know how enforceable it actually is.

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 10:31 PM

The tech support company I worked for had a lawyer look at our non disclosure agreement after a nasty fall out with a top level exec, and said that you can't have an contract that says it lasts for ever and ever and ever. That's as far as my education on contracts go.

HickMan Feb 17th, 2009 11:02 PM

so I just bought a blackberry curve and it's pretty kenan and kel. and when I say that, I mean it's sweet. Now i've got a 15 hour drive ahead of me!

Tadao Feb 17th, 2009 11:04 PM

I need some orange drink now :(

kahljorn Feb 18th, 2009 01:45 AM

I WANT MY TACOS TO GET HERE FASTER

IM SICK AN DONLY TACOS WILL HEAL ME. TACOS MAKE ME IMMORTAL AND BRING ME YOUTH. DEAR JESUS PLEASE SEND ME TACOS WITH GODSPEED.

Grislygus Feb 18th, 2009 02:55 AM

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

RaNkeri Feb 18th, 2009 04:17 AM

lol, taco bell

executioneer Feb 18th, 2009 04:18 AM

more like taco hell lol

HickMan Feb 18th, 2009 08:22 AM

toxic hell :rolleyes

guys I'm going to Ft. Riley, Kansas today! It's a heck of a drive!

Dixie Feb 18th, 2009 08:31 AM

My purse fell in a Taco Bell toilet once.
I should have just cut my losses and left it there.

Fathom Zero Feb 18th, 2009 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 614581)
guys I'm going to Ft. Riley, Kansas today!

I'm sorry.

Dixie Feb 18th, 2009 09:14 AM


This graphic keeps making me laugh

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 09:18 AM

I get to go to the doctor today.

Fortunately he's one of my favorites.

Babs Feb 18th, 2009 09:41 AM

Today is going to be so damn boring since I made no plans.

RaNkeri Feb 18th, 2009 10:45 AM

:rolleyes

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 614586)
I get to go to the doctor today.

Fortunately he's one of my favorites.

Hopefully he will have only good news for you:)

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 614587)
Today is going to be so damn boring since I made no plans.

You could make plans to reduce the size of you signature.

pac-man Feb 18th, 2009 03:59 PM


Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2009 04:04 PM

I was forced into watching an anime today >: >: :x

It was called something like Paranoid Agent

so goddamn gay

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:08 PM

Why was there young teen boys running around in short shorts?

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 04:14 PM

Paranoia Agent is gay and creepy at the same time. The only reason I know this is that I have frequent bouts of insomnia and it used to be on adult swim.

The doctor news was moderately okay. I found out some of my levels of this and that are out of whack again. Then I went to a fancy ladies' store and tried on hats.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:23 PM




Did you try on he outrageously huge sun/gardening hats?

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 04:31 PM

Some of us NEED big floppy hats. :/

No, I tried on the pretentious sort with the quivery feather bits coming out of the flowers, like the people who line up at the Queen's garden party hoping she'll nod at them.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:37 PM

I have 1 leather fishing hat. I use it for the rain. It's been all over the U.S.

RaNkeri Feb 18th, 2009 04:42 PM

Is it one of those creepy worn out ones that all the pedophiles wear?

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 04:42 PM

Old hats are the best kind.

I've been told I have a "hat face", which I think must be a nice way of telling a person they'd look better if a wide brim were pulled down over it.

I have to wear a big floppy hat when it's sunny because I burn and don't have too much leeway for skin cancer treatment.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 614635)
Is it one of those creepy worn out ones that all the pedophiles wear?

Totally is.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:44 PM

Isn't there a sun block lotion that will protect you or is it not worth the risk?

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 614621)
Why was there young teen boys running around in short shorts?

No but there were alive stuffed animals and overall retarded anime bullshit that I'll never understand the appeal of in my life

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 04:50 PM

I use industrial-strength sunblock, but you can't get it on your scalp without gooping up your hair.

The weird thing is, from the elbows and knees down, I tan. And can get very dark. Otherwise, I'm white as white can be. My eye doctor says there are even freckles inside my eyeballs.


Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:54 PM

Those are the eyes of an axe murderer.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 04:55 PM

damn straight they are.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 614642)
No but there were alive stuffed animals and overall retarded anime bullshit that I'll never understand the appeal of in my life

Sounds like 90 percent of all anime.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 05:01 PM

theme song is catchy, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

RaNkeri Feb 18th, 2009 05:03 PM

I haven't used a hat during spring/summer/autumn since elementary school. During winter time I now and then wear a tuque though :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 05:07 PM

I can see you in this

RaNkeri Feb 18th, 2009 05:11 PM

Oh, I do have my grandpa's fedora (I guess it's a fedora) which he used during the 50s' and 60s'.
I'm totally gonna use it when I'm older so it'd look more natural on me. I don't want to be one of these lame-ass poser faggot teens you can see wearing them.

Man, and to think I asked my grandma to send it to me when I was like 8 because me and my friends were playing FBI/CIA/secret agents and I wanted to wear a hat. :(

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 06:25 PM

Oh Please tell me they had a knock off of the Aretha Franklin hat she wore to Obama's inauguration....and that you bought it:lol

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 06:35 PM

I've heard those knockoffs are popular, actually. But no. The least expensive hat was $65, and my income doesn't currently allow for that. I went home with a $9 skirt marked 75% off, making the grand total a whopping $3 or thereabouts, with taxes.

Big spender.

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 06:41 PM

Hats are over rated anyway. Just pull off a long sleeved shirt till it's just at your hairline then use the long sleeves to tie it in back of your head. Ta Daaaa!
Guarentee the Queen will give you a nod for that one. And Michelle Obama will want one, and the Smithsonian will want one.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 06:48 PM

I wore a black skirt on my head for Halloween once while I took a group of kids trick or treating. Some people really thought I was a nun.

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 06:55 PM

So you feeling OK after the Dr visit ...or should I make some more bad jokes about nuns and pixie sticks to try and cheer you up.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 06:57 PM

to induce vomiting?

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 06:58 PM

either/or

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 614680)
Since I dont have a fucking picture to post....um yea, its a chat thread.
Tadeo, how 'bout posting a picture of a fluffy bunny.... to bring it back on topic.

God you're a fucking idiot.

b_squared Feb 18th, 2009 07:06 PM

^ Nice...

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 07:22 PM

I'm fine. I just have to up some meds to combat the general sucks-to-be-me that has steadily been increasing in the past few years.

Another trip to the pharmacy, whoop-de-fuck and woe is me.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 08:19 PM

Feeling frisky Kitsa?

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 08:21 PM

I also just got stabbed in the finger with a pufferfish spine. It drew blood. This should prove interesting due to the fish allergy.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 08:24 PM



Do you think you'll puff up?

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 08:25 PM

Possibly. That epi-pen is just itchin' to be used, pardon the pun.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 08:27 PM

I guessing it's an old dried out puffer. If anything it would be a very mild attack.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 08:28 PM


Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 08:30 PM

G_d must just keep me around for shits and giggles.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 08:35 PM


Kitsa Feb 18th, 2009 08:35 PM

heh heh heh.

It's so true :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2009 09:22 PM


kahljorn Feb 18th, 2009 09:42 PM

IM KICKING MY FLUS ASS SO FAR
HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT MAKE A COMEBACK

Dixie Feb 19th, 2009 02:36 AM

I'm too awake.
Need more NyQuil.

MattJack Feb 19th, 2009 03:27 AM

BREAK OUT THE BEER BONGGGG

Dixie Feb 19th, 2009 03:41 AM

I don't keep alcohol in my house
:(

MetalMilitia Feb 19th, 2009 11:43 AM

Russian lolcats: http://rolcats.com/


My iodine rations are depleted!
Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2009 11:49 AM

Damn.

I bought some bright green nail polish while I was waiting for my prescriptions to be filled.

What the hell, right?

Shrubfest Feb 19th, 2009 11:54 AM

Yay!Ihave some offensive uv shit. it looks like bile.

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2009 12:21 PM



And on my nails...


Shrubfest Feb 19th, 2009 12:33 PM

Damn fine polish there.

I used to collect the stuff. Thats a sensible colour compaired to the stuff i have.

RaNkeri Feb 19th, 2009 01:09 PM

Nice nails, frankenstein :rolleyes

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2009 01:27 PM

How are red nails any more natural? If someone had naturally bright-red fingernails, I'd suggest they see a doctor.

pac-man Feb 19th, 2009 01:28 PM

Good point. We're just used to red.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 614793)
Russian lolcats: http://rolcats.com/


My iodine rations are depleted!
Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

What a depressing page!

RaNkeri Feb 19th, 2009 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 614811)
How are red nails any more natural? If someone had naturally bright-red fingernails, I'd suggest they see a doctor.

Sorry, I just need to vent out my angst, frustration and stress somehow :(

MetalMilitia Feb 19th, 2009 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 614817)
What a depressing page!

I like the picture of the Waffen SS soldier giving a flower to a kitten.

ADDED:



ADDED 2: Actually it looks like the guy giving the flower to the kitten belongs to some Heer division.

ADDED 3: ACTUALLY they're members of one of the Estonian Waffen SS divisions. :themoreyouknow

RaNkeri Feb 19th, 2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 614821)
I like the picture of the Waffen SS soldier giving a flower to a kitten.

Do you know what the text says?

Tadao Feb 19th, 2009 02:27 PM

Your floral offering serves as no deterrent to the inevitable, betrayer.
You will now join me in oblivion.


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