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kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 01:12 AM

A KITSAS A RUSSIAN NAME FOR KITTEN.

I READ THREADS ABOUT NAMING KITTENS :(

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 01:22 AM

That it is indeed. :(

I could have been a Koshka but I like Kitsa better.

kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 01:29 AM

im assuming thats an adult cat :(

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MISHKA IS? OR MEESHKA? I learned it from tolstoy ;)

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 01:32 AM

like a cub?

I'm not even going to pretend to know Russian, I just had a Russian friend I chatted with for long stretches when I was trying to keep him from offing himself (didn't work). The closest I get is nadsat from Clockwork Orange.

kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 01:48 AM

yea it's a bear!

i learned it from war and peace when they get all drunk and tie a police officer onto the back of a bear and make the bear go into a river. :lol

MetalMilitia Mar 6th, 2009 09:47 AM

Russians are weird.


Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 09:59 AM

I haven't read that book in a very long time.

I'm glad I double-check bills before I send them out...I just realized I accidentally wrote "$181" when I meant to pay "$100.81". That could've been ugly. :/

Zhukov Mar 6th, 2009 11:56 AM

You have to respect anyone who can tie anyone else to a bear. But I liked Dolokhov a lot more before he had his duel with Pierre.

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 06:55 PM

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cas/1062479559.html

What's a cutty buddy? Like the liquor?

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 07:09 PM

Or someone to make sugar cookies with!

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 07:14 PM

That craigslist stuff is some wacky foreign shit to me. It's fun to browse, but I don't see a change coming in my "steer well clear" policy.

BTW, tadao, those photoshop things are great.

Hey, can anyone help me think of a birthday gift for an 80+ yr old nun who usually regifts what you give her anyway? I gave her a laser-engraved personalized pillbox for Christmas, but I'm having trouble thinking of anything else :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2009 07:23 PM

Take her to dinner. I doubt she'll regift that.

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 07:25 PM

She lives 4 hrs away unfortunately :/

They also have rules about leaving the convent, even if I tried I probably couldn't pull that off.

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 617817)
BTW, tadao, those photoshop things are great.

Yeah I learned and laughed even though I hate Dane Cook.

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 07:32 PM

Something from here maybe?

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2009 07:32 PM

Hmm, so Nun heist is out of the question.

http://www.overthehillgifts.com/pers...thdaygift.html
http://www.overthehillgifts.com/80birgif.html

Try these

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 09:04 PM

Hmm.

Interesting, Tadao, but I don't see that going over well.

10,000v- thanks :)

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 09:13 PM

Baby Jesus butt plug isn't for everyone :(

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 09:22 PM

She's cool for a nun but I don't think she's that cool.

She does openly exploit her nun status to get free shit out of kiss-asses, though. I loved her for that.

Pub Lover Mar 7th, 2009 01:40 AM

We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty! :lovecats

Guitar Woman Mar 7th, 2009 01:56 AM

hi pub

Tadao Mar 7th, 2009 02:31 AM

We missed you

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 7th, 2009 05:58 AM

Ditto

Babs Mar 7th, 2009 06:05 AM

hahaha oh man the only time you can actually see a baby jesus butt plug, that is just a holy sight.

b_squared Mar 7th, 2009 10:20 AM

Thanks for the link to the photoshop Tadeo. I never thought Dane Cook was all that funny but The geek factor made it work for me.
I liked the cat stain and the ring ebay tutorals. Ring of ultimate sorrows..LOL

Tadao Mar 7th, 2009 01:47 PM



Lol the cat being put in the bag made me sad.

Babs Mar 8th, 2009 12:59 AM

I thought it was Dane Cook doing the tutorials but then I tried to deny the fact that his voice had any connection but now, it's really not all that bad to accept the truth.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2009 06:19 AM

I'm drunk. I ate a steak. Let's celebrate.

Happy Birthday Fat_Hippo. Wherever you went.

CIG, how're you doing? You're usually drunk by this time too.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2009 06:29 AM

ZeldaQueen: You and your boyfriend still coming up to visit this year?

Babs Mar 8th, 2009 06:46 AM

I am drunk as well and I'm making food sounds good. Oh man how channels 480 and up on WOW!!!!!!!!!11! t.v. got shitty. Wet Hot American Summer is on indemand so fuck yes that's pretty entertaining watch that for a couple ours. FoOds done time to put cheese on it I hope all of have a fun time love from galaxion and herpeas. FUCK JERRY!!!!! DENNIS QUAID IS HIS SONS UNCLE!!1 OH WAHT A FUCKING WORLD.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2009 07:00 AM

Babs, have you watched "The Ten" yet?

Babs Mar 8th, 2009 07:07 AM

no I have not son is it that movei with paul rudd in it?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2009 07:08 AM

yeah, if you "liked" Wet Hot American Summer you'll "LOVE" The Ten.

Babs Mar 8th, 2009 07:11 AM

here I come demonoid!

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2009 11:22 AM

There's a girl in my bed and I TIRE OF PLAYING WITH HER VAGINA so I came here to smoke and post this :(

Dixie Mar 8th, 2009 11:30 AM

Fag

Kitsa Mar 8th, 2009 12:12 PM

Ah, 1999. Ah, Back Orifice.





Edit: Oh my god it's like internet Memory Lane. Skot turns out the lights...was that really 10 years ago? :(

Tadao Mar 8th, 2009 03:10 PM

Haha I remember that fucking dumbass Skot. HI I THINK I'LL FUCK WITH THE ELECTRICAL ON A STREET LIGHT!

Kitsa Mar 8th, 2009 03:22 PM

With a leatherman, lol.

Tadao Mar 8th, 2009 08:04 PM

Whilst looking at lovelines main page.


Babs Mar 8th, 2009 09:24 PM

Being pregnant and a roller derby go hand in hand.

Dixie Mar 8th, 2009 10:17 PM

Ha!
And here I thought that was just a NC thing!

darkvare Mar 8th, 2009 11:33 PM

oops wrong thread

pac-man Mar 9th, 2009 12:29 AM

Being out of beer usually sucks, but it caused me to put the little bit of rum I had left to work in the form of a rum screwdriver. Can't believe I'd never tried it before; it tastes like Sunny Delight. :yum

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2009 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618132)
Whilst looking at lovelines main page.



WooHoo #8

Kitsa Mar 9th, 2009 01:29 PM

I'd like to remind everyone that this evening begins Purim, where it's a mitzvah to get drunk.

Grab some Manischewitz or Mogen David today!

Tadao Mar 9th, 2009 08:20 PM


executioneer Mar 9th, 2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 618259)
I'd like to remind everyone that this evening begins Purim, where it's a mitzvah to get drunk.

Grab some Manischewitz or Mogen David today!

oh man and right before st. pats day, this is a good month for alcoholics

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2009 08:27 PM

i saw that same picture except with the predator ;\

Colonel Flagg Mar 9th, 2009 09:56 PM

I don't know, Aughara looks prettier to me. :(

Kitsa Mar 9th, 2009 10:03 PM

I thought plastic surgery was supposed to fix all that shit.

Colonel Flagg Mar 9th, 2009 10:47 PM

Just like it fixed Jacko? :eek

And Cher? :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2009 10:48 PM

and that lady with the oilface.

pac-man Mar 9th, 2009 11:33 PM

It's worked pretty well for Mickey Rourke. :/

Dixie Mar 10th, 2009 06:14 AM

Entertain meeeeee!
I'm fucking bored.

Aaarg Mar 10th, 2009 06:25 AM

i'm watching season 1 of arrested development and playing with my buck 119 knife.

Dixie Mar 10th, 2009 07:01 AM

That's not entertaining enough

Babs Mar 10th, 2009 07:16 AM

I just saw 6 kittens be born and then the mother eat the afterbirth. Then my friends and I sparked up an L, had some beers, and played Magic. True story.

Shrubfest Mar 10th, 2009 07:20 AM

I'm trying to fill half a sketchbook in 2 hours. I can't draw anyway.
Then I'll go to class, be told my work is bad, then go drink.

Positive: I started dating one of the bar staff.

Dixie Mar 10th, 2009 08:26 AM

I'd like to see your drawrings, Shrubbles.
:)
Congrats on new penis!

Awesome about the kittens Babs!

Zhukov Mar 10th, 2009 08:34 AM

I'm at a point in my life where if the world exploded in a cataclysmic fireball, my only thought would be how annoying it is not being able to finish my book or cop a feel or Lily Alen's arse.

Babs Mar 10th, 2009 08:50 AM

My only thought would be how thankful I am that I don't have to pay back all those loan's due to med school. I really don't want to even think about that.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:00 AM

Two babies crying and my daughter won't get out of the shower and get ready for school.

Time for some scotch.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:20 AM

I didn't get loans for med school. I worked at a hospital and tried to wheedle them into believing it was "work-related education". Then I cried as I put $400 textbooks on my credit card.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:24 AM

The man will step on you every chance he gets. True the world over.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:28 AM

The biggest ass-fuck there is when you buy a $400 postgrad textbook, the professor teases the class into believing he might use it until after the book-return deadline, then never does. When you put it on casters to roll it into the used-book sale in mint condition, they tell you they'll give you $25 for it.

This was before Amazon/Ebay/etc.

Babs Mar 10th, 2009 09:32 AM

Wow, I totally forgot about that kind of shit too. I remember buying books for my english classes and never used one of them which roughly came around to the price of $150, couldn't return it either.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:34 AM

I was also a big fan of the professors' xeroxing two or three of their papers, comb-binding them in a flimsy little presentation folder, and selling them in the bookstore as mandatory "textbooks" for $50.

I just got rid of two of those last week- I'd held onto them for 10 years because it felt like throwing $50 away.

Babs Mar 10th, 2009 09:37 AM

I hate college, I really wish I could just be done now. Many more years to go still hahahahahahaha I am an ass.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:40 AM

My worst purchase was 2 engineering texts for $200. But this was 25 years ago, when that was real money.

Grad school sucked balls. Free education, yes, but below poverty line living expenses. For 6 fucking years. You've either got to be committed, or you should be committed.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:41 AM

I spent almost 1/3 of my life in college, and I had to leave early or it would have been more.

Cheer up, it's Purim. Drink some sickly-sweet Jewish wine! And tell me what you think this mascot looks like.

http://www.aish.com/holidays/purim/

I know what he's supposed to be, but tell me what you think he looks like.


Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:43 AM

The two scariest things you ever want to hear. A two year old coming into the next room and saying "Uh Oh!" and pointing. And changing a poopy diaper for the one kid while you hear a projectile vomit from the other. Ah youth.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:44 AM

Oy, I'm getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves!

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:58 AM

He's supposed to be a hamentaschen donut, but that doesn't look like a donut to me.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 11:10 AM

I thought he was a faschtnacht.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 11:12 AM




Eh, it all happens around the same time.

Dixie Mar 10th, 2009 11:44 AM

What the fuck is that?

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 12:51 PM

Mordy Mermeltashen. Duh. :lol

Aaarg Mar 10th, 2009 01:22 PM

DUUUUHHHHH.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:12 PM

That is not a Jew nose :/

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:18 PM

but it is circumcised.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:22 PM

and hairless

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:24 PM

I still can't believe they put that thing on a kid's page.

And why is it flesh colored?

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:29 PM

Did you get a load of how he looks during party time? Is this really a kids page?

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:29 PM


Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:30 PM

Yep, aish is a huge Jewish site and that's their kids page.

Here's Mordy with his son, who I understand is a little prick.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:33 PM

And here I thought the Japanese were strange! Thank god I'm not the only one embarrassed by my blood line.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:37 PM

You want to see something embarrassing, look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcB68AtrmZM

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:43 PM

Lol, I get a visual of several female Jewish comedians from that.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:44 PM

The only thing yet to be determined is which gender's organs it actually is.

Edit: I can't believe I missed these coloring book pages.

http://www.aish.com/purimfamily/puri...ring_Pages.asp

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 02:55 PM

That's the great thing. It is both. Point up in masculine, point down is feminine. Make them hump and you'll see stars!

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 02:59 PM

Now I need to bake some and make them hump :(

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 03:00 PM

hehe

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 03:16 PM

Weird. I just got a call from one of the bf's coworkers. I don't think he knew he was calling me, he must have been set up somehow.

He stammered that he liked the oreo balls I made for their Christmas party and quickly got off the line.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 03:25 PM

Hehe sounds like a phone joke gone awfully bad.

Hi, is your refrigerator in a can?

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 03:27 PM

Poor bastard, having to call me. I knew who it was when I heard the name, but I accused him of being the bf's "other woman" just the same. I think he thought I was serious.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 03:34 PM

Maybe they thought you would be rip roaring drunk.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 03:39 PM

Speaking of which, I think it's time to switch from coffee to vodka.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 04:44 PM

Just add the vodka to the coffee, it'll be okay.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 04:52 PM

It will never be ok. Dave Blood has been dead 5 years to the day.

:tear


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