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Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 05:04 PM

:/

I've reached a point where I can't think too much about who is dead and who isn't or else I wouldn't be able to function.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2Vd6gZCbw

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 05:07 PM

I hear you. It only bugs me because they are my favorite band and it makes me think of my brothers suicide. It because of the ending verse to the lyrics "Life is Shit"/

Cause life takes from us the things we love
And it robs us of the special ones
And it puts them high where we can't climb
And we only miss them all the time

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 05:10 PM

*sigh*

pac-man Mar 10th, 2009 05:13 PM



"Hello all you happy people."

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 05:18 PM

:lol

Babs Mar 10th, 2009 05:19 PM

Good morning I-Mockery it is a god damn beautiful day out. Time to not in enjoy this weather.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 05:21 PM

lowut?

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 05:51 PM

The neighbor kid keeps teasing my dog in her new backyard cage. >:

pac-man Mar 10th, 2009 05:57 PM

Kick his ass

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 06:01 PM

I'm stuck between wanting to help him and wanting to kick his ass. When he and his friend were shining one of those handheld "laser" lights into the eyes of oncoming drivers the other night, things very nearly tipped into the asskicking category.

Last summer, his older brother's friends were literally sitting on our car. They were gone by the time I summoned the bf to take care of it, but next time I'm just going to hit the car alarm button on the keychain.

pac-man Mar 10th, 2009 06:02 PM

Freakin' hoodlums... anybody talk to the parents?

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 06:03 PM

This is one of those cases where the parents are even worse than the kids.

pac-man Mar 10th, 2009 06:09 PM

Nice. Set some traps for them or something. Get creative with it. Or, if all else fails, kick some ass.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 08:59 PM

Welcome to the nice new Tadao who doesn't attack the weak. I guess I racked up too many yell at the idiot points.

Aaarg Mar 10th, 2009 09:03 PM

new tadoa suckss!!

Mockery Mar 10th, 2009 09:07 PM

OMG, now the weak yell at you. :lol

:irony

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 09:08 PM

I knew the day would come.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:10 PM

What brought this about?

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 09:11 PM

I had a change of heart.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 09:25 PM

Here is a video about nothing that I feel right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4qIz7wyME

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:28 PM

I should probably go walk the dog while it's 74F out, seeing as it's supposed to be 40 tomorrow and 20 the day after that :/

Friggin' March.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 09:30 PM

Mr Chi is funny. :sadclownface

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:32 PM

I'll have to listen to it tomorrow when I get back from the doctor, listening to a sound file tonight would violate the tacit "noise treaty" at home during the evenings :/

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 618568)
[...] next time I'm just going to hit the car alarm button on the keychain.

Do it, and get it on video. It would be awesome. :)

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 09:38 PM

I plan to. The only downside is that I'm afraid I couldn't film well in the dark, in secret.

Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618616)
Mr Chi is funny. :sadclownface

I've had the same urge myself, but I must admit, he is more creative than I'd be.

Hope you feel better. :\

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 09:51 PM

Heh, nothing gets me down. Well that's alie, but you would have to be family and have tragedy for me to be upset.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 11:33 PM

My dog literally dragged me two blocks. It was like waterskiing. I think it might be time to get her a prong collar, as much as I hate the thought of it :/

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 01:09 AM

You can always double leash so that you can give her a little tug on the prong leash but if she does try to pull you use the normal leash to hold her back.

b_squared Mar 11th, 2009 02:08 AM

Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.

kahljorn Mar 11th, 2009 02:28 AM

when all these psychic fags used to hang around here (these are adults) they would sit on o ur old nova cause its cool and smoke their cigarettes and one of the faggots in his annoying gay voice was all, "I WANT TO DAHNCE ON THAT CAR" and they all laughed.

psychics are the worst kinds of pathetic people.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 618709)
Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.

they really aren't, plus they have the added disadvantage of not being useful for training, since a dog will always try to fight them rather than becoming obedient

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 07:38 AM

Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/...ml?source=mypi

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 10:04 AM

i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

"A life is precious because you only get one," she said, speaking to Galvan-Hernandez. "I hope and pray every day that you get the help you need." (AKA LOTS OF RAPES ;) )
!!

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 10:16 AM

RAPE

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 10:21 AM

Oh!
We moved out first boxes into storage yesterday!
Yay!

Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 618751)
Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped

I can't think of a more fitting punishment.

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 01:31 PM

If the asshole can dish it he can damn well take it.




Take it up the ass, that is.

kahljorn Mar 11th, 2009 02:21 PM

lol what a pussy

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 02:31 PM

Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 02:46 PM






Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 618756)
i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/


It kind of reminds me of chihuahua-rottweiler puppies.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 04:28 PM

Maybe he raped midgets?

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 04:40 PM

Well, maybe he'll be raped by dwarves in prison to great comic effect.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 05:06 PM

I cn only hope that the prisoners hear about this and rape the shit out of him. But then again, he could use the fact that they might hear about it via the news to get a nice comfy rape free cell.

Babs Mar 11th, 2009 05:20 PM

his anus will commence to the bleeding

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 05:21 PM


Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618785)
Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 06:15 PM

I can't help but think that ZQ's dreams are sexually motivated and that she is somewhat virginal and horny.

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 06:29 PM

Man, this day is great. I've been to the doctor, been prescribed all sorts of terrifying stuff I'm afraid to fill, washed shit out of a dog's fur and washed god knows what out of a cat's fur, and I'm still not finished.

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2009 07:18 PM

I clipped my beagle's nails today. Talk about a struggle.

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 07:20 PM

I read on some dog behavior site that if you put the dog's shit in a hole they dug and keep going back to, they'll stop digging because they won't want to dig through their shit.

Yeah, my dog doesn't seem to mind her own shit.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 07:23 PM

Clipping dog nails always seems to be a struggle at this house.

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 08:06 PM

I do it with a Dremel and it smells godawful, but it gets the jorb done.

Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2009 10:13 PM


kahljorn Mar 11th, 2009 10:44 PM

man i have two midterms tomorrow one of which is for my ballbusting art history class and i have a shitty flu and my neck hurts like hell :( i dont even feel like i can study ;\

executioneer Mar 12th, 2009 02:48 AM

one of these weeks, i'm not gonna have to work any overtime >:

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:59 AM

Sounds like you've been taking care of business.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:09 AM

You really feel the racist bug here Pacman? Or are you just sick of the same lame jokes?

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:13 AM

I dunno. I've been drinking so I guess I'm more verbose/quicker to anger right now. A lot of the jokes are played out, and like I said, it's more that I'm upset that there aren't more guys like me who just see it and don't see it. I don't think less of anyone, there's just way more about me to mock.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:15 AM

You take it well, but you're older and probably a bit more worldly than me. I try to, but night's like this (long conversation with my ex, 11 Sam Adams, nothing to do but surf the web) make me all twitchy.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:19 AM

Hopefully someone posts something before I score the elusive "triple post."

I think part of it too is that it reminds me that the folks I know in person say shit behind closed doors.

EDIT: sweet, got my triple. I'll just shut up now.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:19 AM

I hear played out jokes can get boring. But Simpsons quotes never stop being funny.

In the spirit of drinking and asians and blacks and jokes I present this one to you.

A black guy walks into a bar a says to the chinese bartender.
Gimme a drink chink.
The asain guy looks at him and then decides to ignore him and just wipe the bar. The black guy reapats louder.
GIMME A DRINK CHINK.
The chinese guy throws the towel at the guy and says.
You think it's so easy taking shit from everyone in here? You fucking stand back here and see how it feels!
The change places and the chinese guy says.
Gimme a jigger n1gger.
The black guys says.....
We don't serve your kind here.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:21 AM

Here's something that is both sad and funny.

http://www.bilerico.com/2009/02/keep...rate_the_u.php

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:27 AM

Yeah, the Simpsons quote thing was my attempt at an icebreaker at first, then it became my way of being an annoyance, and now it's just a bad habit.

I've heard that one, and that's what I'm all for. We shouldn't hide or shy away from talking/joking about race, but be intelligent about it.

I'll leave all this alone; I've provided the usual suspects enough quotables to last a good while.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618917)
I hear played out jokes can get boring. But Simpsons quotes never stop being funny.

In the spirit of drinking and asians and blacks and jokes I present this one to you.

A black guy walks into a bar a says to the chinese bartender.
Gimme a drink chink.
The asain guy looks at him and then decides to ignore him and just wipe the bar. The black guy reapats louder.
GIMME A DRINK CHINK.
The chinese guy throws the towel at the guy and says.
You think it's so easy taking shit from everyone in here? You fucking stand back here and see how it feels!
The change places and the chinese guy says.
Gimme a jigger n1gger.
The black guys says.....
We don't serve your kind here.


:lol That's horrible. I'm only laughing because my mom used to work at general mills and her boss Woody told me that joke. He was black and I was like 10. I was just liked WTF, okay.

But the the point. There's no need for racism whatsoever. I'll laugh at jokes as long as there is love involved too. My old roommate Vaughn told me once that I was blacker than he was. I asked him why. He was like" "Well, you have a giant ass, loved fried chicken and big white women are okay in your book."

I couldn't refute it at all. We had this asshole old Italian landlord fuck who actually charged us more rent because he found out Vaughn was black. I really wanted to knock this guys lights out but Vaughn was just kind of whatever. We moved out a few months later though.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:33 AM

I like girls of all races. I think that really help me break through the whole racial barrier.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:37 AM

I was thrown in the drunk tank because I was married to a white woman. Mean while my wife refused to go to the hospital and my friends had to pick glass out of her face. We were broadsided by prom kids and the cops decided to punish me for it. It's a very long story but, after I passed all drunk driving test, even the breathalizer, they shined thier light on my tounge and said it is green so I had been smoking pot. Apperently this is a valid thing.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:38 AM

I just told CiG (and again CiG, I apologize that what I said followed your statement, because you've never been the least bit rude to me) but I think I'd get along great with most of the people here IRL. Had a conversation with an ex tonight and her folks were not fans of my skin color, so it's something that was at the forefront of my mind.

I'm really leaving all this alone now, as I'd hate it more for you guys to bite your tongues (which none of you fuckers would do anyway, but still) because I was a whiny bitch tonight. ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:40 AM

I thought you lived in Austin?

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:41 AM

lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:43 AM

Me? Houston area.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:44 AM

One girl I really liked was very very black. She would always get mad at me when we made out because I always grab at hair. I think we never progressed because of it :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:45 AM

Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:45 AM

Some girls you just have to let them learn the way you like it. They'll recognize.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:46 AM

You never touch a black girls hair. NEVER!

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:47 AM

Not even caress it with your fingertips?

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618927)
lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.



"Just when I thought I was out, they keep pulling me back in!"

I posted a thread about this bitch way back when I was brand new. She and her family are all really religious, but her and her siblings are really great. Her parents are those old school Southern Baptists, though. Me, a devout member of the church of I Don't Know And I Don't Care, had a lot of fun stomaching them, and I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

Dixie Mar 12th, 2009 03:49 AM

No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:50 AM

Never. I don't think it was a wig. That would suck if I knocked it off. I heard that it gets pretty brittle and might break if you fuck with it because of all the straightening. I sure the hell didn't ask if it was a weave. I was trying to get laid.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:51 AM

I tried running through me ex's hair once after I haven't seen her in a while and she got all pissed and thought I was fucking up her weave. She's the same once with the unicorn tattoo on her forearm.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618936)
No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

That's because those weaves can stop bullets.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:52 AM

If it's so tough why can't I play with it! :rolleyes

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:54 AM

It's fried, dyed, and to the side, man. They spent too much time under a hair dryer to let you ruin it.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618930)
Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.

That's hands down my favorite interview of any kind, ever.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:56 AM

I;ve been losing at flip cup to my sister for the last 4 games. Me and my friend are playing both against her. She throws back drinks and has perfect flipping skills. I told her it's probably from sucking dick. No my arm hurts really bad.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:57 AM

Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:59 AM

Flip cup, beer pong, and quarters require too much finesse for me. I'm mmore a fan of the card drinking games where all I have to do is know the rules.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:59 AM

How old was she?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:59 AM

I'm pure finesse and luck.

Dixie Mar 12th, 2009 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 618939)
That's because those weaves can stop bullets.

I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...f?t=1236841215

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618946)
How old was she?

I was 37 she was 43 :D

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618944)
Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

I can't even establish a relationship with a girl like that. You have my respect.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618948)
I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...f?t=1236841215


I don't know it if can stop lightning or causes it but it's ridiculous. Copy that to the GIF thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 04:09 AM

Dammit. She just bit the fuck out of my arm.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 04:11 AM

DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER IN THE BUTT PLEASE.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 04:13 AM

LOL. She doesn't do it in the butt. I was hanging out with her friend one time though and asked her if she ever tried ANAL. She was like "Yeah, remember you put it in my ass?"

I must've been drunk because I sorta remember it but not a whole lot.

Either way good times :)

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 04:13 AM

Bite her back.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 04:14 AM

Lol

Let's see a picture of this sister of yours ;)


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