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LordSappington Jul 15th, 2009 12:33 AM

God, this forum is really starting to look like it's dying.

WhiteRat Jul 15th, 2009 01:11 AM

Did I miss Anything?

LordSappington Jul 15th, 2009 01:38 AM

I guess I missed him, too; I don't remember anyone like that.

executioneer Jul 15th, 2009 05:40 AM

the hell are you on about LS

Colonel Flagg Jul 15th, 2009 07:21 AM

Hey, how the hell are you WhiteRat?

LordSappington Jul 15th, 2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 637861)
the hell are you on about LS

Just buggin' you guys. There aren't any interesting topics anymore, and damn if I can think up any right now that would be mutually interesting.

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637842)
He said if all goes well, he'll try to get her to do a color comic.

But more importantly, I think my word play on your name was Jawsome. :(

Isnt that just a color version of the same issue? And yes. Yes it was.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 03:33 PM

Oh, I thought it was to be a new issue :lol. I can't read and refuse to go back and check.

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/

Dimnos Jul 15th, 2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637876)

Best website ever? :lol

WhiteRat Jul 15th, 2009 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 637864)
Hey, how the hell are you WhiteRat?

Out of the military now for good, living in Minnesota now, and enjoying life unemployed.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 04:51 PM

How long have you been out for?

Colonel Flagg Jul 15th, 2009 05:03 PM

Glad to have you back. Things have been really .... well, they've actually been surreal lately. :rolleyes

WhiteRat Jul 15th, 2009 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 637885)
How long have you been out for?

Got out on May 31st.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 05:12 PM

Thanks for your service and I'm glad you are home to enjoy whatever it is you enjoy.

Aaarg Jul 15th, 2009 05:31 PM

what if he enjoys murdering civilians????!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!????!?!!!!?!?!?!? ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!????!? ?!?!??!?!!?!!!!!!!?!?!

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 05:37 PM

I'm all for that. The only good human is a dead human.

Aaarg Jul 15th, 2009 06:22 PM

Yeah, mostly true.

I'll be dead soon enough, there's going to be a 30th birthday party here in a few days and we're rigging up two or three Slip N Slides in a row, going down the gradual incline that is this yard. I'm hoping they set it up too close to the fence so once your ass flies out of the pool at the end you hit the electrified fence. YUMMO.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2009 06:43 PM

So at first I thought Geggy was buying up infomercial airtime, when I woke up to this:



"Just $350 will send one Jew back to Israel!"



"For just $1400, you can send FOUR Jews back to Israel!"

It was a little weird because begging for money on TV is not really a Jewish thing, the rules on charity are pretty strict. But after a little research I found that this is some Christian organization acting on behalf of Jews (uh huh) and, hell, they even had Netenyahu on there.

Still, it was pretty weird. If it had been 65, 70 years ago, I wonder if there would have been any infomercials about donations to send Jews somewhere. Not Madagascar, I'm guessing.

Very weird.

LordSappington Jul 15th, 2009 08:58 PM

Oh man, I hope they put that up on the air in Austin. I could use a good hysterical laughing fit.

Big McLargehuge Jul 15th, 2009 10:07 PM

I ordered something and was wondering why it was taking so long to get to me i tracked it and this is the route it took according to their information

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 10:24 PM

They had to go pick it up at the docks first.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2009 10:38 PM

Death by caterpillar, a bit sad:

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-conte...aterpillar.pdf

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 10:47 PM

I'm gonna wish you good luck on your show now Kitsa, cause tomorrow you are gonna be very busy.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2009 10:49 PM

I have heard of that catapillar.

Kitsa Jul 15th, 2009 10:53 PM

Thanks...I think tomorrow won't be as bad as Friday, because I have a ton of fresh "example" pieces to make during the day. Tomorrow I just set up the art part, Friday it's the food and all that.

Seven Force Jul 16th, 2009 02:59 AM

lmao @ ur sig

Dixie Jul 16th, 2009 03:46 AM

i have eaten far too much mexican food the past few days.

Tadao Jul 16th, 2009 03:52 AM

BEANS!

Dimnos Jul 16th, 2009 11:32 AM

Never to much Mexican food!

Babs Jul 16th, 2009 08:24 PM

Always to many mexicans

Aaarg Jul 16th, 2009 09:14 PM

too many mexies being shot in the dark too many mexies being trained not to bark

The Leader Jul 16th, 2009 09:14 PM

Always too many people who don't understand how to use to.>:

Kitsa Jul 16th, 2009 11:11 PM

Good god that was a long night. I'm glad most of tomorrow's setup is party stuff.

The Leader Jul 16th, 2009 11:59 PM

Ooooo, do you have party hats and streamers and a party cake?:eek

executioneer Jul 17th, 2009 12:09 AM

excuse me but with party cake you clearly have to have lemonade, and watch out for punks who want to steal the party cake

The Leader Jul 17th, 2009 12:27 AM

'Cause punks don't go to parties.

Kitsa Jul 17th, 2009 12:33 AM

I do have lemonade. But I don't have a party cake :( Instead it's this fruit tart thing with big pineapple spikies sticking out of it and stuff...


b_squared Jul 17th, 2009 02:04 AM

CIG your post reminded me of a line of this song parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czMrIam5rcY

Potty humor

executioneer Jul 17th, 2009 02:23 AM

kitsa that looks awfully fancy and is exactly the kind of thing i imagine will go over big with the arts/farts crowd

LordSappington Jul 17th, 2009 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 637928)
I ordered something and was wondering why it was taking so long to get to me i tracked it and this is the route it took according to their information

Where the hell is point B on that?

Esuohlim Jul 17th, 2009 03:36 AM

Point B and D are the same it went through Hodgkins, IL twice

LordSappington Jul 17th, 2009 03:43 AM

NEVERMIND.

DevilWearsPrada Jul 17th, 2009 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 638043)
excuse me but with party cake you clearly have to have lemonade, and watch out for punks who want to steal the party cake

that stupid robot ruined the cake

Kitsa Jul 17th, 2009 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 638051)
kitsa that looks awfully fancy and is exactly the kind of thing i imagine will go over big with the arts/farts crowd


the problem with doing a show of food art being that people walk in with expectations, man. :(

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2009 06:59 AM

expectations of delishusness

Kitsa Jul 17th, 2009 07:08 AM

also I have to distract people from trying to eat all the carefully crafted stuff standing around the room on pedestals. I made little "please don't eat the art" signs.

If someone tries to eat the fake caviar, they're in for a nasty surprise because I didn't flavor it, being only for display and all. They'd get a mouthful of the unflavored tapioca it is...it'd be like a gummi bear with no taste to it at all.

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2009 07:12 AM

blech.

Tapioca is gnarly. I don't like.

executioneer Jul 17th, 2009 07:48 AM

hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2009 07:59 AM

i liek taht forum moar

Colonel Flagg Jul 17th, 2009 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 638070)
i liek taht forum moar

Yeh, Williewebz froum roks - its teh kewlest! :bestthread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 638064)
the problem with doing a show of food art being that people walk in with expectations, man. :(

I expect that fruit tart would be extra supremely tasty. :love

Tadao Jul 17th, 2009 01:53 PM



Is cancer really that bad and scary?

http://cancer.about.com/od/foodguide/a/grillingmeat.htm

I mean there is a cure for it coming soon anyways. I like my meat really really cooked.

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2009 02:10 PM

It's a good thing I like meat rare, then. :lol

Esuohlim Jul 17th, 2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 638069)
hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS

Thanks for this Willie a while back I checked your site when it wasn't there and I was looking for the mustache picture of Brad the unfunny canadian who sucks


executioneer Jul 17th, 2009 09:33 PM

your welcome s.u. olhim also note i am working on making it vaguely less awful than your average myspace page (NOTE THE MUSIC PLAYER THAT NOT ONLY ASKS YOU WHETHER IT GOES OR NOT, BUT WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO)

Kitsa Jul 18th, 2009 12:36 AM

Gallery show went very well but I am wiped the hell out. I am not good at being social.

Fruit tart was gone before anything else, not counting the plum wine (people had the plum wine drained within half an hour and you could pick 'em out by the purple mouths).

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 12:59 AM

Congrats


Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 01:12 AM


Aaarg Jul 18th, 2009 10:38 AM

a bit outdated, no?

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 05:37 PM

http://trollcats.com/


Seven Force Jul 18th, 2009 05:51 PM


not mine

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 18th, 2009 05:52 PM

^ Finally, I have something to do for an hour before I leave work. Also, has anyone seen the new Harry Potter commercial with the LARPing, its really bad but kinda funny.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 638188)
GAY PIC

not mine

Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your date.

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2009 06:01 PM

kittens are gayer than bob ross

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 06:03 PM

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2009 09:01 PM


elx Jul 19th, 2009 10:03 PM

ive got the hiccups

Babs Jul 19th, 2009 10:14 PM

Hold your breath and keep holding it for about a day or so.

elx Jul 19th, 2009 10:25 PM

ladies first!>:

Zhukov Jul 20th, 2009 08:55 AM

I had the hiccups last week, and they lasted for about three days. Good luck.

Some guy at work was telling me that he saw someone on TV that had the hiccups for his entire life. I didn't believe him because I hate him, but it was probably true.

If it looked like my hiccups were going to last forever, I would probably have surgery to get rid of the air pocket trapped in my throat or whatever causes hiccups nowadays. Either that or shoot myself.

Colonel Flagg Jul 20th, 2009 11:19 AM

2½ years ago some girl in Pensacola claimed to have had hiccups for 3 weeks solid. Then, less than two weeks later ANOTHER girl in NC claimed to have been sneezing for 3 weeks solid.

Must have been a slow news month. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2009 12:23 PM

I know you can drink water upside and it'll cure it. Most people don't realize that you're only choking/drowning yourself though.

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 12:37 PM

I hear bashing yourself in the head with a metal pot will cure them.

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 12:37 PM

Or you could just smoke some pot. Either way.

executioneer Jul 20th, 2009 12:48 PM

i always would just alternate hyperventilating and breath holding :/ dunno how well it works though

Tadao Jul 20th, 2009 02:58 PM

I just man up and force them to stop by refusing to hiccup.

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 03:19 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2009 05:10 PM

:lol I hope he already put the fruity pebbles in.

Supafly345 Jul 21st, 2009 02:34 AM


I just got access to a really old harddrive with tons of awesome pictures from the forums early years.

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 04:00 AM

Oh my. :eek

Zhukov Jul 21st, 2009 11:38 AM

Is that real?

Zhukov Jul 21st, 2009 11:40 AM

I mean, 'it' as in picture. I am not calling that poor boy an 'it'. Nevermind.

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 12:35 PM

Dismantled and re-assembled my first laptop today. Yay!

Lets see if it still works.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 01:12 PM

Girls don't do that!

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 01:16 PM

I love taking stuff to bits! I got a screwdriver set for christmas.

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 01:24 PM

Hope it wasn't your only one....

Shrubfest Jul 21st, 2009 01:27 PM

Nah, its my 4 year old one. I figured taking it to bits an dusting it couldn't make it work any worse.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 01:29 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Jul 21st, 2009 01:38 PM

Sometimes the dust is what's making it work in the first place.

Here's to your success! :posh

Dimnos Jul 21st, 2009 03:36 PM

Nothing good ever comes from taking apart a laptop.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 03:38 PM

I took an old one apart to see what's going on inside. The deeper you go, the more you realize you need a parts list and a schematic. They pack that shit in tight.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 04:36 PM

what can i do to make a boy not want to date me while i am on my date? :(


edit: as a note - i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

double edit: i might actually go to great lengths to contract such a thing to ensure that he does not

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 04:38 PM

I think that you should just admit that you're a lesbian and start dating other girls who apparently don't like boys.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 04:42 PM

nuh uh, lesbians are scarier than college boys

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 04:45 PM

You're dating a college aged lad? Run away.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2009 04:45 PM

I say you give him a horrible blowjob. You wont have to worry about him after that.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 04:49 PM

does anyone have a spare case of swine flu by chance?

The Leader Jul 21st, 2009 04:52 PM

My brother works with someone who is currently under quarantine in their home with it.

elx Jul 21st, 2009 04:58 PM

actually, my mom would probably still make me go..i think i need something more serious than swine flu

has anyone ever tried malaria?

Dimnos Jul 21st, 2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 638469)
i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

This is small time. Might I suggest you pretend to have crabs or some sort of STD. Keep sticking your hand down your pants and scratching with an uncomfortable look on your face. If he ever asks whats up just say "oh nothing" with shifty eyes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 21st, 2009 05:03 PM

Talk on your phone on the date. If a girl did that to me while we were on a date I would chuck her phone where even Verizon doesn't have coverage.


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